/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11995425
A 5 layer and two fritos burritos, all grilled with onions and red sauce, with plenty of fire sauce to dip them in.

>>11995453
Is it bad that I already know who you are based on your taco bell order?

>>11995425
One (1) Crunchwrap Supreme, one (1) Beef Quesarito, two (2) Spicy Potato Tacos, as much fire/diablo sauce I can stuff in the bag and my pockets.

>>11995425
2 Fritos burritos, Jalapenos and red sauce
2 Chicken quesodilla's
1 cup of water
under 5 bucks

OH MY FUCKING GOD
A N O T H E R FAST FOOD THREAD

I REALLY DO LOVE THIS FORUM LOL!!!

2 cool ranch doritos tacos
-sub beef for grilled chicken
-sub shred cheese for nacho cheese
nacho fries (if not available then chips n cheese)
beefy frito burrito
baja blast
cinnamon twists

Hey taco bell marketing, bring back the waffle taco you brainless fucks.

crunchwrap supreme
chicken quesadilla
loaded potato grillers
fire sauce me bitch

>>11995465
was it that obvious?

>>11995475
Same but without the crunchwrap and a chicken quesarito

>>11995425
Explosive diarrhoea

double chalupa but they got rid of it those bastards. so now i just get a tostada with beef added

>>11996220
XD
nice meme

>>11995425
Five softshell tacos
no lettuce
two or three go in the fridge for a couple hours, then get nuked and finished off.

2-4 bean burritos no onions depending on how hungry I'm feeling
Sometimes sub a crunchwrap supreme for 2 burritos
Formerly tostadas but fuck that since they took away the tomatoes and added weird hot sauce

I've been eating there since I could handle solid food and I don't think I've ever had more than 5 items from their menu.

>>11995425
frito burrito. get 2 or 3, keep putting off eating them because i'm getting drunk, go to sleep, wake up and have 2 or 3 burritos waiting for me...unless i have more money, then i buy more alcohol and repeat until i'm out of money

>>11996220
I've never understood this meme. Taco Bell has never given me even an upset stomach.

>>11996157
Wonderful taste, friend.

I used to get a Frito burrito and a med mt. dew. With the 5 dollar boxes its only 150 more for a lot more shit so I do that now. Is this how marketing makes people fat? I went from 400 calories to like 1500.

>>11995425
DO americans really eats this!

>>11995425
Two soft tacos, a beef burrito supreme, a cheesy gordita crunch, and a steak quesarito. Shit ton of fire sauce also needed.

>>11995425
1 Beffy 5 Layer Burrito and 1 of each of the Loaded Grillers.
If I've got the dough I'll grab a few of the cinnabon bites.

>>11996379
My bean burrito brother

I get 1-3 bean burritos and 0-1 shredded chicken burritos. I used to get a cheesy bean and rice burrito to top it all off but now that I'm getting older I can't do that to my body

>>11995857
and the core burritos and crunchwrap box meals

>DoritOS
>LocOS
>TacOS
>NachO Cheese
Really shit naming that gets under my skin for no good reason desu.

>>11996556
Do you happen to avoid anything with beans in it?

>>11997868
Not particularly

We all remember when The Bell had their volcano menu and the lava sauce, but does anyone remember the other two sauces during that time? I worked there and I used to steal bags of the green sauce from the freezer to take home. I think maybe it was a cucumber sauce. Maybe they still have it idk. It went on chicken burritos and a few specialty items and it was godly. That shit has been memory-holed hard. Google brings back nothing. They really don't want you taking this redpill.

only hit the bell is when i'm in a dark place binging so

4x chalupas add nacho cheese
4x steak soft tacos
quesdilla or some kind
4x regular nachos
possibly some promo item. used to add volcano tacos when they were around. RIP
baja blast

Hey faggots,

In the last year or so, I've been having persistent Taco Bell cravings in the morning/lunch, mostly for steak items like steak quesadilla, steak quesarito, etc.

The thing is, I really don't like many things about Taco Bell. I don't like that I can't upgrade ingredient quality, I'm not too fond of the sauces, and I really don't like having to spend my precious pre-work hours driving around to go get it.

Recently, what I have been doing is trying to figure out how to make Taco Bell steak chunks at home. More or less, I want to be able to open my fridge, scoop a spoonful of steak chunks into whatever I'm making, scrambled eggs, quesadilla, whatever, and have it perform identically, or perhaps even better than Taco Bell steak chunks.

At this point in time, after many months of effort, and failed attempts, I believe I have come up with a recipe that is better and beefier than Taco Bell steak chunks, but with the same essential characteristics-- a soft but springy chew, a heroic resilience against overcooking, etc.

My question is: would you faggots appreciate it if I took the substantial time to write this up, with pictures, or should I just live my happy life? Are there any /ck/ faggots that need this info or is this just an unwanted distraction from the real Taco Bell?

>>11995425
Steak quesorito, grilled 5-layer, baja blast, and either chipotle chicken grilled or fiery dl taco no lettuce

>>11998015
I am genuinely interested if it’s not full of sodium. Been dieting but would love to enjoy the flavors.

>>11996556
Not everyone has an immaculate stomach anon

>>11998015
Their ground beef is better than their steak.

This week I had 2 regular tacos and 1 cheesy bean burrito from the $1 menu. I am partial to the plain bean burritos and would eat more Burrito Supremes but I'm already chubby enough.

>>11998015
the quality and authenticity of your 'tism is both familiar and intriguing so I would appreciate your efforts.

>>11995865
It is, it really is

>>11996556
It's because taco bell has a lot more fiber than other fast food. People with shit diets (fast food and people on this board) don't ever have much fiber in their diets. When they eat taco bell their body reacts to all of that fiber with the shits.

>>11995425
I usually get 2 or 3 Taco 12 Packs and knock them back in the span of an hour or two

>>11998015
I am an interested anon.

>>11999341
I'm a wretched alcoholic who shits liquid but taco Bell doesn't bother me

>>11998015
also interested.

>>12000448
That's because you're so used to having diarrhoea already, anon

>>11997977
Are you talking about pic related?

The Habenero Daredevil Grillers were the best thing Taco Bell ever had on the menu. If the person making it gives a shit, the chicken quesadilla is my favorite. Wish you could buy the sauce they use at the store.
The closet Taco Bell is me is garbage as soon as the night shift comes in. They turn off all the lights outside and close whenever they feel like it.
I hate how much I love Taco Bell.

>>11995425
Number eight, crunchy, with a Coke. I'm a simple man.

Mexican Pizza, please. No raw tomatoes, please.

prob can leave right now and get an uhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhh can i get an uhhh
one moment....
can i get an

gonna get a shredded chicken quesarito combo with baja blast, gonna get a shredded chicken mini quesadilla to wrap around the hard taco. gonna get something additional too, maybe a crunchwrap or nacho fries supreme or something

>>12001145
My additional item will be cheesy gordita crunch replace ranch for sour cream

5 layer
beefy cheese and rice burrito with no rice
double decker taco
(wildcard)

i always regret it, but only after about 2 hours

>>12001145
>>12001223
Sour cream should be default on the gordita crunch. The spicy ranch just fucking sucks.

>>11995425
Two shredded chicken burritos and a baja blast.

>>11995425

>tfw all I've craved for the past two weeks is a shredded chicken burrito and a Crunchwrap Supreme

Being broke sucks

>>12001515
my nigga

>>12001223
>cheesy gordita
>ranch

Bell Grande and whatever temporary $5 box they have on the menu.

My go-to used to be the volcano menu, but they got rid of it. FUCK.

I like taco bell, but i'm introverted,, and don't feel right asking for custom orders.
Like how do you guys do that? you just order your food and sub stuff for other stuff? i have never seen anyone order anything like that in person.
Do the employees mind when you custom order?

>>12002013
Employees will spit in your food if you order anything off script of the menu.

>>12001988
The volcano menu was the best thing about Taco Bell and it hasn't been the same ever since. They don't deserve to still be in business for dumping it

Has anyone had the new orange freeze yet? I havent gone since they got it but I really want it.

>>11999228
>>11999456
>>12000363
>>12000471
Ok, next time I make a batch I will document and make a thread.

>>11995425
I always get a $5 cravings box and upgrade to a Baja Blast freeze.

I eat the taco and give the rest to my husband. We share the drink.

>>12001922
Ranch comes standard on the cheesy gordita, i asked to take it out. You'll realize how retarded you are next time you bite into one and taste the disgusting ranch that you never noticed until now.

I usually get either 2 steak quesadillas or 1 chicken and one steak with plain nachoes and cheese or the fries they've got going on now.

>>12002208
Yeah, go during happy hour. It's really good like an orange cream pop.