/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11996606
A large, juicy dick.

>>11996606
Fugu

>>11996606

>>11996649
those eggs are fuckin overdone. pretty sure the steak is too.

>>11996627
thats that gay shit

>>11996606
Post proofs

>>11996649
Thats a nice looking beefsteak, yessir, with some some butter on top.
>>11996662
We not got cameras here, how to proof?

>>11996656
>excuse me, guard
>what
>my steak is overdone, would you please have it sent back--this time for medium rare? ty

>>11996691
I was going to comment about you wasting the last hours of your precious life posting on 4chan, but well... here we are.

>>11996701
tbf, that's no where near the most ridiculous last meal request ever. this dude asked for enough food for 3 people & then didn't eat it, so they stopped doing that in texas: "His last meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers."

>>11996741
So ridiculous that they stopped doing it. It's the equivalent of like $100 if that of food. No reason except to be complete assholes.

>>11996656
Agreed. It's just a suggestion though. This was inspired by Ted Bundy's last meal.

>>11996853
I respect that.

I'm bored, so I'm looking on wikipedia to see which US killer is closest to what I would request. (if anyone else wants to look: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#United_States)) So far, it's Billy Ray Irick: "Irick consumed a final meal of a 'deluxe combo' meal consisting of a double patty bacon cheeseburger with mayonnaise, mustard, lettuce, tomato and pickles, a large order of onion rings, a large coke with a wedge of lime, and a extra-large strawberry-banana milkshake."

"Birthday cake and pizza. He shared the meal with his family."

This one's good "Edward Hartman: A Greek salad, linguini with white clam sauce, cheesecake with cherry topping, garlic bread, and a Coke"

"A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt"

>>11996606
Two pints of lager and a packet of chips.

>>11996941
He's on death row and he eats a salad
Absolute madman
I would choose whatever would give me the quickest, most explosive, disgusting diarrhea shit. If they are going to kill me I want them to have to suffer as well. Give me extra spicy curry, beans, lentils, and laxatives please. I want the electric chair so deeply soaked with my feces that they have to delay the next execution by months just to clean it. That's how I'll pay it forward.

>>11997520
THIS. I would ask for goat vindaloo and smear the walls of my cell with shit then shit all over the chair then shit on the monkey

>>11996606
>ring ring
>"what's that? A royal pardon!"
>"power everything down, you're going home anon"

>>11996656
Plus orange AND milk. Thats a killer for your stomach

>>11997520
Unironically this.
Bowl of chili (with beans), extra chopped habaneros on the side, guac, sour cream, tortillas. Also few ice cold beers. I am gonna spray shit all over the place after meal like this.

>>11997520
>not eating as much unpopped popcorn as you can before the electric chair
Amateur.

>>11997632
You do know heat pops kernals not electricity

>>11996741
Those fuckers. They were sentenced to death, and they've got the gall to be non-compliant!

>>11997666
The thing that I don't get, is why someone didn't go "nah, you definitely won't eat all that. But I'll get you half of it" or something.

How can someone on death row have access to internet.... let alone 4chan?

>>11996941
based

>>11997520
I'm an autistically clean person so the thought of shitting myself as I die is horrible to me. I'd ask for laxatives in advance just so I can shit everything out beforehand.

>>11996606
lets entertain the idea that you are on death row
what for?

Someone post the pic of the last meal with the LOTR dvd, always makes me really sad for some reason

>fucking eggs...

>Arridy was known for spending his time on death row playing with a toy train[8], given to him by prison warden Roy Best, who called Arridy "the happiest prisoner on death row." He was liked by both the prisoners and guards. His execution was commented on by Best: "He probably didn't even know he was about to die, all he did was happily sit and play with a toy train I had given him."[1] He received nine stays of execution while the man who was arrested before him, Frank Aguilar, was executed nearly two years earlier. For his last meal, he requested ice cream. When questioned about his impending execution he showed "blank bewilderment"[9] and it was clear that he did not realize the meaning of the gas chamber, telling the warden "No, no, Joe won't die."[10] He was reported to have smiled while being taken to the gas chamber and was only momentarily nervous until the warden grabbed his hand and reassured him.[9][11]

>>11996606
Liver and onions with thick gravy over garlic mashed potatoes, grilled asparagus, chocolate mousse cake and a YUGE glass of whole milk

>>11998019
Apparently pardoned decades on. In any case there's something about mentally deficient people being put in a cold death chamber that doesn't sit right with me.

my best friend's eggy farts

>>11996606
Gimme a shot a whiskey and a cig. Then I'll spout some edgelord philosophy before you nuke me to death.

>>11997540
I already drank a gallon of brownie dough! Fuck

>>11998019
Fuck you anon, this always gets me.

>>11996920
http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w1/woods-david-leon.htm
Maybe you won't feel so bad now

>>11998084
I'd love to be there when you panic and draw a blank on your philosophy and say something totally nonseical like "cinnamon farts" or "your mom is my mom" before they flip the switch. The guards left to wonder what the fuck you were trying to say.

>>11998067
Doubt he even understood what he was confessing to or why he was there. The smart people told him what to say and so he said it like a good lad.

>>11996606
Matapa from Mozambique. Its probably among the most rich, flavorful, comforting foods in the world. Would ask for ugali in place of rice though.

>>11998434
im pretty sure that's poop, anon

>>11998414
I will say the n-word.

>>11998452
Ay! >:( Its Matapa from Mozambique and its amazing!

>>11996753
Criminals on DR don't deserve a last meal besides a bullet to the face.

>>11997632
I had a bit of a laugh at this but then I realized that I it would not do anything

only third world countries and theorcracies have death row

that being said, I’d request a truckload of loaded nachos with sour cream, guac, and hotsauces

>>11998067
In the US, they passed a law forbidding mentally disabled people from being put to death. Didn't pass until 2002, but still https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atkins_v._Virginia..

>>11998220
I wrote that out of empathy over the idea of saying good bye to your loved ones, knowing you were about to die. Not for the dude himself. That murder was fucking overkill tho, why didn't he just rob the dude at gunpoint? Or wait until he was gone to steal the tv? Or steal it from a walmart?

>>11997520
If I'm not mistaken I think they actually gave people their "last" meal a few days in advance of their execution to avoid several complications such as this

>>12000106
This. In some states, it's a day in advance, in some states it's 2 or 3. it's usually not the day of.

CAUSE AT FIVE O'CLOCK, THEY TAKE ME TO THE GALLOWS POOOOOOOOOLE

>>12000155
stop yelling, some of us have headaches.

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

>>12000155
>>12000163
I wonder if LOUDPOSTER is still around?

Anyone else wanna talk about serial killers?

a medium rare rib eye, Cesar salad, fully loaded baked potato with pecan pie for dessert

Or my mom's chicken enchiladas and rice