/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I want to eat your cat.

Le cat so randumb

>>11983398

>>11983384
There is no denying that having an animal around your food is unhealthy.

had a long night but its boot to get longer

https://youtu.be/kCDpkZl1iZA

>>11983384

>>11983401
>Yuca Black
Eugh, Should've gotten the Mayan sauce mate.

>>11983450
pls elabor8 m8

>>11983419
:3

parboilin some steak fries, proper friggin dickered

>>11983480

>>11983480
Just not a fan of the black. It's milder than their other sauces, which makes you want to use more of it, but the smokiness is way too overbearing to be used like that. Maybe as an ingredient, but as a sauce it gets a hard pass from me.

>>11983508
i can dig it, i love the smokeyness but its def not for everything, was curious about this mayan sauce or whatever never seen it

gonna freeze these "fries" i got them to mash potato consistency

>>11983526
Weird, any place selling the black should also have it.
Sounds like you got too dickered OP. There a backup plan?

How can you not make cat shape food OP. show your feline pals you care

>>11983530
will try to cop a bottle of this, no m8 everything is going swimmingly girl scouts got my back

https://youtu.be/qDo_TWt3G5g

Would chill with Patti

>>11983384
how much of an attention whore do you need to be? you really need your own personal attention seeking thread in the catalog 24/7 you cancerous fag?

>>11983556
Halt dein maul du dumme sau

>>11983556
Nah you'll get used to OP. Used to hate it but end up loving this thread and pinning everytime theres a new thread

Aw yeah, it's the best time of day. Keep on trucking, Dickered.

these threads are worse than the daily mcchicken discussions

>>11983556
You're complaining that he posts too many cooking threads?
Feel free to make your own if you want to draw attention away from his. I'm only here for the cooking, not the cat, and I'll just as gladly post in your thread as his.

Just woke up and made some egg

>>11983722
You made eggs?
Are you a hen?

>>11983722
>peas

>>11983750
Some Japanese girls have called me that in the past

>>11983722
Where is that? UK?

>>11983750
A rebellious hen

>>11983756
Forgive me sir. I didn't have brocolli

>>11983384
I’m not going to be posting any of my cooking in this thread because. OP attracts trolls like flies to shit. I’ll just make my own OC threads and hopefully displace some of the fast food talk.

made tendies last night, this was just the first batch

>>11983384
do cats like beer? my cat always smells and plays with beer bottle caps

>>11983548
>2019
>supporting an organization opposed to trans-Cub Scouts like myself?

>>11983384
So cat guy only boiled potato slices this week?

>>11985803
Probably got a little dickered.

This faggot wants social capital on this anonymous image board. These threads are too fucking gay and your entitled cat is an ugly piece of shit. Go huff his litter, loser.

makin some ghetto bigmac type of sauce

https://youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q

>>11983555
>>11983681
:)

>>11983688
unsubscribe immediately

>>11983722
looks good m8 nice view

>>11984052
lol k

>>11984869
thats some nice breading u got there

>>11985092
mine dont like anything desu

>>11985803
lol budget week

this shit is actually very good

>>11986741
what kind ketchup does is a mastard based or mayonayse

>>11983497
Nice loaf

>>11984869
Nice t trendies

>>11986560
>Wickles
NICE.

>>11986839
did mayo based but added ketchup and mustard powder white pepper hot peprika cayanne white wine venegar a bit of wortershire and chopped gar, onions, pickle

>>11988623
:)

getting the cast iron heated

I chipped apart these frozen tater nuggets hopefully this works lol

https://youtu.be/gZa4yre0uEk

rip Keith:(

https://youtu.be/6rZkQajGPis

>>11983384

was good and sloppy

>>11983722
Ca laire bon

>>11983722
would eat w lots of hot sauce

>>11984869
these frozen or homemade?
if homemade, gib breading recipe plz

>>11988917
i always wondered about splatter shields
how's that one working out for you?

>letting your cat on the counter
>having a cat at all
y i k e s

>>11989380
Of course they were homemade.
>3 cups flour
>1 tbsp kosher salt
>1 tbsp paprika
>1/2 tbsp black pepper
>1/2 tbsp white pepper
>1 tsp ground thyme
>1/2 tsp ginger
>1/2 tbsp onion powder
>1/2 tbsp garlic powder
>1/2 tsp ground mustard
>1/2 tsp celery salt
>1/8 tsp msg
Some things I don't measure exactly. I probably use heaping scoops for paprika, black pepper, garlic and onion powder, but those are the approximate amounts. Same as pic related.

>>11989388
What is there to wonder about? It prevents grease from splashing on the stove. Just costs a few bucks at most. Really handy.

>>11983450
>>11983530
Yucateco varieties from best to worst:
Caribbean
Mayan
Red
Black
Green

>>11990028
And chipotle in the middle somewhere but it's basically BBQ sauce.

>>11988927
Would pay 11 euro for that with beer

>>11983722
>peas in omelette
?

>>11988927
looks amazing OP, turned out awesome

>>11990000
outstanding chicken and digits

>>11990000
Damn nigga that looks good. Nice quads too

very tasty. please head pat pati.

Op is so lonely lmao

>>11989388
i only use it if im frying something frozen etc, got 3 different sizes for $5 at walmart

>>11990059
>>11990118
thx

>>11990436
i wish, i love alone time with muh kitters u mad lol

on some broke bitch shit this week so will probs be cooking some random shit going thru the freezer

Decent

>OP typing like a zoomer retard on purpose for attention
check
>reddit cat pics
check
>comments praising OP as a bastion of OC and the only alternative to fast food threads
check

yep, it's a catblog general

fuck these threads

My post was ignored, reported and deleted so I need to repost from memory, so bare with me: This faggot is looking for social capital on an anonymous image board. Nobody cares about your shithead cat, and your pathetic attempts at hosting threads. Go huff his litter, you stupid queer.

I would also like to add that you will respond to those who insult you with feminine retorts like umad, but the moment you get summed up as the pathetic faggot you are, you have no comeback. Kill yourself, you socially crippled loser.

>>11984869
pro

>>11983722
WA LA!

>>11983722
Just answer where you are from. No one knows who you are. I live in Evanston, Illinois, in the U.S.

>>11991226
this

>>11991226
doing god's work anon, you're saying what we have all been thinking

>>11991226
You claim I'm seeking attention yet here you are, screaming at the top of your lungs like a little baby that didn't get his way, I'm not your therapist or your mommy, keep crying and stay mad little babby, one (You) for you.

>>11991606
>you're mad and a baby because you criticized my catblog

lmao, top cope as expected from reddit OP. And look, suddenly you can type properly when you aren't trying to get attention from your mentally ill fans!

>>11991226
Thank God someone said it. The world would be a better place if this guy was dead

>>11986560
OP, secret to big mac sauce is yeast extract. I've found the best thing to do is reduce a good malty beer like a Fat Tire down to syrup. It really makes it.

>>11990827
If you don't like it you should post something you've cooked rather than bitching about how you don't like it.

>>11991606
Jesus christ, cat blog anon is having a fucking mental break down. Bad show, OP. You should probably just leave at this point.

>>11991226
>>11991452
>>11991655
>stop cooking on the cooking board
When was the last time any of you contributed positively to this board?

>>11991869
>if you don't like my shitty general threads then you are against cooking content >:(

this is probably the saddest of the stock responses from the toxo brigade

>>11991226
>>11991452
>>11991538
>>11991618
>>11991655
>>11991864
>>11991937
This samefaggotry is so painfully obvious it's down right sad. You need to figure out why your life is like this, embarrassed for you lad.

>>11992018

it's a guy that cooks and posts cat, why do you have to be mad?

>>11991937
You didn't answer my question

>>11991869
>muh positivity
try reddit, gaylord

>>11992086
it's not relevant. even if every single poster who dislikes these threads was a russian bot it wouldn't make OP's general catshit cancer acceptable.

>>11992019
The fact that you have a VPN and think you are some master troll is embarrassing, you might have more fun on reddit desu, you already seem to know a lot about it.

>>11992057
Obviously because he leads a very fulfilling life and is a genuinely happy person...

>>11992132
you're in denial

>>11992138
Now quick, reply to your own comment 3 times agreeing with yourself to really get your point across... Seriously, embarrassing.

>>11992150
>everyone who disagrees with me is a samefag troll

retard

>>11992150
>>11992132
>>11991869
>>11991851
>>11990203
>>11983602
>>11983384
samefag

Lol at this kid getting triggered about some guy posting cooking material on the cooking board.

When's the episode where you'll cook the cat?
We all know you've probably eaten its weight in shed cat hair by now anyway from the way it's always up on your counter and ingredients.

>>11991667
sounds weird might need to try it, im not even a fan of bigmac sauce really i just wanted a fancy spread for the burger

>>11991618
seething

>>11991864
kek, yer stuck with me m90

>>11992166
im everyone in this entire thread besides you m8, yer being trolled hard :^)

>>11992057
hes probs the taco bell shill mad cuz I called them garbage lol

>he's back to typing like a retard again

yikes

>>11992183
>yer being trolled hard
No not really, I'm completely aware you're samefagging, I just find it amusing how pathetic you are

>>11992195
:^)

>>11992199
reddit

>>11992202
Clockwork

https://youtu.be/2jPEmZ9LHH8

https://youtu.be/gEsPBe_vfF0

https://youtu.be/5D7z8KgddRc

>>11992863
>bumping your own shitty thread with this shitty music
wow so oc

>>11992888
u mad?

https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs

>>11992938
>The Doc disapproves of this faggotry

>>11987138
thanks

>>11992940
Looks delicious. Made this almost exact thing two nights ago. Now I'm hungry again.

Just posting my kitter. Please pay more attention to the cooking.

>>11991282
I will fucking cut you.

>>11992988
I want to rub his belly until the end of time.

>>11983555

Why does the same motherfucker post the same motherfucking thread every day? Why do mods babysit these threads? Getting this faggot off the internet is better than posting my food.

T. Chef

Kys yourself faggot

>>11993000
This soy post made my shaft hard as fuck

>>11991851
First use a douche on your ass hole, then wax it, then cage your dick and I will ravage your soy corn hole.

Please dickered me up the ass first anon

>>11993137
>>11993142
>>11993158
I never open these threads cause any time I feel like showing off what I've made it's never up, and I don't really care too much about what OP's cooking on the regular. But its not exactly hard to just hit hide and move on. If I was someone who spent a decent amount of time cooking every day and wanted to post about it, I'd enjoy these threads a lot, and it keeps things condensed.

so... y u mad tho

>>11992940
Asparagus looks great

>>11993199
Because I went to cooking school, cook everyday and take pictures but kindly consider the billions of other people on the planet when I decide not to be an autistic shit on the internet.

>>11993254
>i went to cooking school
stopped reading there

>>11993218
overcooked asparagus looks great?

>>11993254
Maybe if you joined OP and got some praise here and there you'd feel less salty. If no one wants to see your autistic shit, they can just hide the thread

I will never understand the crusade against these threads. These are on topic and if you don't like it then just ignore, report, and move on. Shitposting the threads just wastes your time and bumps the thread if you forget to sage.

>>11993199
thanks for fucking off, shadowkid92 ;)

>>11993282

>>11993273
Why don't you FUCK me in the ass while you're at it?

>>11993318
stop with the forced meme posting, you aren't funny and no one appreciates it

>>11993142
>>11993137
>coming into threads you don't like just to be hateful and spew bile

Keep it up OP. Don't let the shit gets to you.

>>11993318
No you've misused shadowkid92

Shadowkid92 are those edgy kid who bitch about OP cooking thread and Patti

>>11993304
I dont even know where to begin on how awful that "salsa" is.

>>11993508
stop with the forced meme posting, cunt

>>11993199
They're probably phoneposters who don't know how to filter or use the catalog.

>>11993588
The fuck? You can do both those things easily with a phone.

t. phoneposter

>>11993499
Greetings fellow dickered

fuck these threads

Keep up the good work op. Don't let the hate get to you desu

>>11993665
I'll fuck these dickered threads so hard they will start being chocolate mudslide threads.

>>11992863
>>11992940
Shit this turned out good. I always burnt them :/

>>11993521
No I won't, shadowkid92

>>11983384
ilu Patty.

>>11994692
Patti loves my penis in her cat pussy

I am OP, please dickered me up the ass right fucking now. Plz.

Next dickered thread I will feed my shit cat semen.

How is my cat still alive? I just stuck my 4" dickered in it.

>>11993665
>Why do you post on cooking board even though it's cooking?

I have a 9 inch dickered that you requested OP

>>11993304
Braindead autists are upset at content that isn't something they can relate to. It's a real person cooking real food, not a McDonalds menu or frozen chicken nuggets for the 100,000th time.

They'll likely leave here and head to the nearest fast food thread to shitpost about the dollar menu or the newest item, or food malls, or why they or other people are obese.

>>11995050
>you must post in the reddit cat blog
>everything that isn't posted in the cat blog is a low quality fast food thread
>your content will not count unless you post in the cat blog
>only quality posters post in the cat blog

Will you be getting a new cat soon OP ?

>>11995103
>a whole bunch of noexistant shit your schizophrenic mind invented

>>11995261
That's literally what you and the other toxo drones have been harping on whenever someone criticizes your threads.

I tried to make a homemade hot pocket today. The outside is a basic white bread dough I made, and the filling is mozzarella with chopped onion, garlic, and mushroom. Next time I think I’ll let the dough proof after rolling it out to make it fluffier, but overall it turned out much better than a frozen hot pocket!

>>11995379
And shared a bite with my cat

>>11995379
Nice that looks like it turned out good. How did you insert the filling though?

>>11995398
Thanks! All I did was roll out the dough, and cut out 2 rectangles. I laid out one of them, piled the ingredients on top, then placed the other rectangle on top and squished all the edges closed. It was pretty easy to assemble

>i made a shit sandwich by putting shit between bread and squishing it together and here's a picture of my cat for absolutely no reason
>omg! that looks so amazing!
These threads are so fucking cringe.

>>11995471
this

>>11995471
Hey now, homemade bread takes effort to make. It takes practice to get bread to bake correctly, so I wanted to post my creation and thoughts on improving it. If it were something like a grilled cheese, or one of those "homemade pizza bites" made with pilsbury dough I'd agree with you.

>>11995487
>homemade bread takes effort to make
How much effort does it take to rotate you image?

>>11984869
what's your breading technique/recipe?

>>11995363
Nice paranoia bro.

>>11995386
Would eat with some hearty soup. Nice cat too. My gf have the same

>>11995511
nice numbers, also
>soak tenders in pickle juice for 3-4 hours
>coat them in plain flour
>dip into club soda/egg/flour mixture to coat
>press firmly into seasoned flour so no wet remains
and you can see the seasoning I use here (some of it is approximate)
>>11990000

>>11995471
You won't grow up to be a happy man with all that hate, kiddo

>>11995516
>toxo redditors in charge of memory

Every time someone says something bad about these threads one of you tells them that they should go post in one of the mcchicken/other fast food threads. You are all for some reason under the delusion that the only two options are this shitty catblog or fast food shitpost threads.

>>11995261
These cat threads and their enablers are batshit crazy you absolute mong. Only a schizophrenic would think his lunch and cat deserve the praise of millions every fucking day.

>>11995556
Nah, that's just where the cancer on this board belongs, go make a decent thread or pull the trigger already.

>>11995576
>says the parasite-ridden general thread loving redditor

lol

>>11995556
>reading people telling you to fuck off as if it's the only other available option
>>11995568
>thinking an anonymous thread on 4chan is some sort of evil scheme for celebrity
Yeah you're totally not paranoid schizophrenics.
I officially give you both permission, as a member of the /ck/ Cat Cabal, to post whatever OC threads you desire. We've implanted your necks with complimentary nano transmitters, allowing your posts to go through to 4chan's hyperspace servers, congratulations. We've also activated the Premium(tm) Self Control feature on your accounts, providing you with the ability to simply scroll past threads you don't like instead of being forced to view them against your will. You are of course also free to remain here, licking your unrelated social wounds.

>>11995568
Not the person you're replying to, but I mostly like to lurk to see what people are cooking on the daily and rarely post here. The general vibe of this thread isn't to post food and get attention, just to see what everyone else is making. It sort of works like a containment thread, because otherwise you'd have a million "look what I made" posts clogging up the catalog. I don't understand why it bothers you so much.

inb4
>I'm on a noble mission to improve board culture by shitposting, it's fighting cancer with cancer!

>>11995595
this

>>11995596
>containment thread
>for OC
Wow, you just identified why everyone hates these threads and somehow managed to spin it as a good thing. That's also why people are calling out these threads as cancer instead of just hiding them; they're anathema to the board culture.

>>11995595
Delusional catfucker continues to prove his illiteracy. Yikes!

>>11995596
A million "look what I made" threads sounds like an improvement to me.

>>11995628
>what I think is what everyone thinks
>I'm literally forced to post in this thread that explicitly says "if you don't want to make or use another thread"
>>11995636
>illiteracy
See above.
The cabal has already given you permission to post your OC, I personally promise to provide at least two earnest and heartfelt (you)s for any thread linked here.

>>11983556
fuck off back to your 5guys meme thread

>>11995628
I didn't realize it was the OC that people didn't like. Personally I enjoy seeing the things people make, but I see why some people don't. But again, it's better to have a designated place to show what you made and discuss it with others, in a way that's compact and easy to reply to everyone than to have them dispersed throughout the board when other's don't like this kind of thing. If other people enjoy OC, is it so bad to have one thread dedicated to it when it's so easy to just use the catalog or hide it? It's not as though these threads get that much traffic anyway, so they're rarely the first one on the board.

>>11995664
You either just found this place last summer or are straight up trolling. I honestly can't tell at this point.

>>11995636
I actually do fuck my cat lol

>>11995700

>>11995647
>for any thread linked here.
you really don't get it, do you?

>>11995750
are you legit retarded or something?

>>11995647
Lmao'ing at your life

>>11995756

Please dickered me up my ass right fucking now plz

>>11995750
Oh, I get it, I'm just here to laugh at your desperate neediness. I've been watching the catalog, which of the latest quality threads was yours?

>>11995786
>I'm just here to laugh at your desperate neediness

>>11995796
>I'll post that image I saved the last time I got destroyed, that'll show 'em!
Well I'm pooped, I'm gonna hit the sack. I'll check in here tomorrow for another round of the closest thing you get to cardio.

>>11995807
>I win lalalalala I'm going to bed now!

the absolute toddler mentality of toxofags

>>11995819
y-your fat tho

i made a pulled pork sammich on an english muffin it was p good desu ^^

>>11995765
Want more vacation shadowkid92 ;) ?

Step one flame

>>11996889
Step 2: pan nice and hot

>>11996894
Step 3: the dawg. Nathan's are the best
Meanwhile the bun is toasting. (If you don't toast your buns you're a faggot.)

>>11996905
Cut the dawg to get those crispy bits

>>11996923
Slap that slice whore on your shitty pan.

>>11996929
Listen to that whore squeal. While this is happening, ready the BBQ sauce and turn down the heat.

>>11996945
SLOP that Sauce on the whore and let her roll her around until she's sticky and filthy

>>11996954
Wrap that slut in the bun and enjoy
(Please ignore the non caucasian hand, that's my slave's hand i promise.)

>>11996954
>more high quality oc from the cat blog

>>11996967
Thanks. It's nice to have a place where I can drunkenly post hotdogs without killing another thread.

>>11996889
that stovetop is badass m8

>>11995955
looks good bruv

>>11995379
this looks dank i may need to experiment soon with this >>11995386 :3

>>11995123
im at full capacity and if a get a vacancy i might get a racoon or something first thing i see desu

>>11994692
werd

>>11994480
cooked em a bit slow so i wouldnt burn the 'gus, was trying to be lazy

>>11993218
>>11993275
thx it was actually decent as heck

>>11992985
that looks better i just used some packet gravy i had

>>11996964
wiener game on point, gonna steal this soon 10/10

https://youtu.be/_frG5kV4hjw

got some chicken quarters and a bit of shortrib thats been marinading in some mexican stuff

>>11995386
Onions and garlic are toxic to cats. It destroys their blood cells. Don't do that.

neighbors are not happy i promise lol

i plan to use most of this for leftovers purposes i got it for decent price

https://youtu.be/IqgzbgerNGY

bloop!

>>11983401
Kittty no it spicy

>>11997662
Damn, a feast.
Op dont worry about these anti thread clowns, they are just gays. If i lived in Houston id make you be my friend and we could cook and get dickered together and laugh at these ass mad anti patti dorks.

>>11997749
we are already friends, they heinous cuz they anus m8

both this pc and kitter are older than the majority of 4channel

https://youtu.be/q_3Ro5NI12E

>>11997793
Ty fren

>>11997533
>>11997556
>>11997662
Nice late night winter grillin'. It's too cold here for that right now. I made chicken tacos tonight.

Nobody told me that bulking would be this hard

>>11997243
I didn’t give her any of the filling, it was just a small piece of the crust that fell off. Don’t want to make my kitter sick

This kills the chicken.

Made myself a breakfast sandwich. Two sausage patties, two eggs, and two pieces of cheese on a toasted English Muffin.

>>11998481
There's nothing new here. We're just braising a chicken with some carrots, onions, herbs and spices.
I have a whole bunch of oats, though. I think I might try and have some of those with it instead of the usual rice or potatoes. We'll see.

>>11998502
Did you make the muffin yourself? I really need to learn how to make a good muffin one day. Baking just never works out for me.

>>11998506
Bottle of Chardonnay in there.
I'm going pretty hard on the ginger and garlic. They lose a lot of the kick when you braise them, and I was low on rosemary and thyme, so I figured this could help make up for it.

>>11998510
>doing this in a wok
Get a dutch oven

>>11998527
It's a cast iron roasting pot, anon. Maybe you're not quite as much of an authority on cookery as you like to pretend.

>>11998506
No I didn't make the muffins they are from a company called Wolferman's. It's a really good product though.

>>11998510
Nice browning on the meat, always critical to a good braise.

>>11998510
>>11998731
Yeah, I've getting a little more brave with that lately. Using more fat and just skimming it off later if it's too much.
Anyway, when it looked like this I took out all the solids and put them in the oven. That was hot from something else anyway.

>>11998815
Just turned up the heat and let the liquid reduce a bit. Then thickened it with flour and cold water. Taste for salt obviously.

>>11998818
And that's that.
I did go with oats and some green beans for it. Not bad actually. The oats are quite sweet but not unpleasantly so.
I guess I might put a little bit of lemonjuice or balsamic vinegar in there next time.

>>11998823
hell yeah dude

>>11998823
OK. Having finished the plate my verdict is that the oats are delicious. They were kind of sweet but no more so than certain types of rice and they worked very nicely with the rich gravy.
I'm thinking I'll throw some chili peppers in there instead of green beans next time. A little heat might work better with it than something acidic. Maybe just some hole or halved rawit peppers added for the last minute of cooking.

>>11992888
he says while contributing absolutely nothing of value ever

>>11998823
>>11998818
I won't lie the oats are weird, but everything else looks great. I can almost taste it through the screen.

>>11999300
Yeah, the oat thing was just an experiment, but I think it works.
It's nice to try something new once in a while, and since I'm living alone now I don't get nagged on when it doesn't work out.

Cook the cat. Fatten it up first though.

Made pork stuffed pelmeni with a kefir-based fill and garlic sauce with ABC (apple, beer, carrot) salad w/lemon juice and salt

>>11998823
Oats are kind of weird, I think as an alternative grain, barley would have been better. I think barely is really underused grain.

>>11998823
Does the orange plate comes in other size ? I hope you've got bigger one

>>11998481
I'm not a vegan but I can actually feel the pain. It looks too real :'(

>>12000193
Very nice

just wanna check the get
>>12000000

>>11998823
comfy/10

>>11998823
Bet your house was smelling amazing, nice work anon.

>>11997890
noice, I plan on using the leftovers for something similar tomorrow

>>11997893
thats because there is not enuf french toast on that plate :^)

>>11998502
what kind of sausage is that? i want to find a copycat recipe for mcDs sausage for reasons

>>11998818
>>11998823
hot dang that looks dank, mirin that cast iron too desu, gonna pick up some oats to play around with now

>>12000193
looks good i am very curious what that abc salad taste like

just heated up a frozen butter chik

>>12002622
Damn how many of those bread do you still have. I remember you saying wanting to get rid of them couple threads back

Been getting into making bread. For few months I've been making some every day.

Here's some I made today.

>>12003956
Crumb shot.

>>12003963
Some I made 2 days ago

>>12003985
Comfy bread
>>12003963
Looks very chewy 10/10

But your nail looks scary :(

>>11983556
found the newfag

>>12004492
welcome to cooking with unsanitary

>>12004996
Smashed it with a scale, it was pretty heavy.

Ain't no cowboys no jewwwwwwwws

Dan Dan Noodles

>>11983384

Got 8.7lbs of beef brisket brining in Mt Dew for Patty’s Day.

>>12006084

Finished product. Do I need to take the fat cap off or just leave it?

>>11983398
hownu.ru

>>11986839
>what kind ketchup does is a mastard based or mayonayse

>>12002622
Those are actually Chick-Fil-A sausage patties I acquired through a friend of mine.

>>11993412
Is this loss?

>>11993254
No one cares, dude. The ego you have for going to "cooking school" is pathetically oversized given your amount of accomplishment, no one will care or remember if you posted food on an asian autism forum.
Kill yourself, or don't, it doesn't matter to me.

>>11986839
Huh?

>>11998823
I'm still eating that chicken.
Roasted some potatoes today for it.
Paprika, turmeric, tarragon, salt and pepper, and some cloves of garlic thrown in there.

>>12007925
Not bad at all. The roasting took longer than I expected. I think I should have used a bigger tray so the wedges could spread out more.

sex with patti!

fuck these threads

>>11983786
frittata

>>12008122
>Haha hell yeah fuck the actual cooking this board is for boomers zoomers moomers doomers joomers toomers and foomers haha lol whe the mcchicken at? XD eggs eggs haha what do qoomers eat when they shit???? Pepe poopoo kaka mcdonald

you

Just finished some loaves.

>>12008563
Crumbshot

>>12008563
Noice

>>12008683
>>12008563
Masterful looking bread, truly, but what happened to your fingernail?

>>12005729
hell yeah bro

>>12006086
The fat cap prevents the brine from entering the meat so yeah you should have removed it bud

Alright boyos cooking some NY Strip

>>12009830
Heated up the pan to hot-hot-hot

>>12009836
Got a nice sear on that, cooked the sides as well

>>12009840
Into the oven at 425 for finish

>>12009852
Post oven: added some extra butter and garlic

>>12009882
Added some shitty frozen veggies

>>12009882
A tad overcooked for my liking, but delicious

>>11983384
Based and catpilled

>>12009922
That steak is too thin to finish off in an oven senpai

>>12009949
Yea I think you're right fren. What's the general rule, 2 in thick?

>>12009960
Depends on how hot your frying pan gets, but yeah, I wouldn't finish off in an oven unless 2 inches or so.

>>12009515
Snmashed with an industrial scale

Woke up after only sleeping 3 hours and couldn't get back to sleep so I figured 2 am would be a good time to make bread.

>>12010962
that looks like some dank sandwich bread

just made a mini torta with leftover shortrib

>>12010962
Top yum

>>12010962
nice but how do you eat it all in time?

why is ur imaginary antagonist incrediably english

>>12010980
>Paper plate

Oh no you didn't!

Made this the other day. It was a lot of effort and probably not really worth it.

>>12011148

Would help if I posted the picture too I suppose.

>>11997864

ooooh that corn OP

>>12011090
this

fuck these threads

>>12009914
Frozen veggies are your friends. of course its nice to have fresh veggies. but they go bad fast. and frozen veggies are actually frozen immediately and retain all the nutritional value. whereas when its fresh it begins to lose nutritional value from the moment it is removed from the farm, sits on the truck, (crosses borders), sits at your grocery store.

you get my point. hehehe

I baked some bread loaves this morning. They're kind of chewy and undercooked. Tastes like pizza crust.

>>12012328
Here's the crumb shot

Now what the fuck do I do with this fucking rabbit?

>>12012366
Cut that into quarters and make a stew bro

>>12012330
Looks pretty dense

>>12012330
a bit dry...

>>12010962
Damn fine work anon.

Collards with smoked turkey tails

>>12012476
Forgot image

>>12011155
That looks amazing. What is the white round thing on the side ?

>>12011010
I'll slice it and put it in the freezer and pull one out at a time leaving it in the fridge to extend its life.

How am I doing?

>>12010962
I fell asleep for a few hours with the aroma of fresh bread in the air. I had to leave right away when I woke up so I wrapped one loaf unsliced and put it in the freezer since I only had 1 spare bag, and bagged the other until I got back.

I sliced the bagged one nice and thick and put it in the freezer since I still had a loaf from earlier in the week that I pulled out of the freezer yesterday.

My new knife makes slicing much easier, and leaves almost no crumbs. My old knife mangled bread as it gnawed its way through making a huge mess.

I may try a batch of hotdog buns tonight if I can find a good recipe. Next week I'll try something different.

>>12013072
sorry about the parkinsons

>>12013468
Got a recipe? It looks good

>>12013072
2fast4me

I overcooked the living shit out of this rabbit.
I did 350 for an an hour, but I guess that was too much.

>>12013528
Nice presentation, looks good to me. Make a beurre blanc to go with it if it's too dry

>>12012330
Looks like you folded the dough over. Bad form. And the inside looks wet.

Tip: tap on bottom of loaf. Or flick with finger. If it sounds hollow, it's cooked.

>>12013528
I bet it's tough right? Rabbit is usually braised because it's tough, lean meat. Also, remember that lean meats cook faster than fatty meats.

Time for a new dickered cat thread

>>12013552
I didn't realize that. I did some googling and couldn't come up with a good consensus as to how long to bake this and what temperature. Taste was on point. I did a honey mustard glaze and the meat was very much like turkey/chicken. Definitely overcooked though. Like chewing on rubber.

>>12013528
looks very dank tbqh

>>12013511

I scaled up a bread machine recipe to 1.5x to have enough dough to bake 2 loaves in the oven using 9" x 5" pans. I also reduced the sugar from the original recipe. The 1x scale recipe works well in my Zojirushi, but with the thicker bottom crust typical with bread machines.

1.5x Recipe
>341 g Water
>111 g Milk
>671 g Flour
>65 g Butter (softened)
>30 g Sugar
>14 g Salt
>2.25 teaspoons yeast

Mix / first rise in bread machine. For the Zojirushi that means hitting cancel 20 minute before the completion of the dough cycle. I let the bread machine handle the preheating of the liquids so I'm not sure how warm they should be if your machine doesn't do that / you prepare it by hand.

Divide, place in pans, cover and let rise in a warm place for 60 to 80 minutes or until dough is 1 to 2" above lip of pan. In case you don't have 2 loaf pans I'll mention that the dough that went into each pan weighed about 610 g.

Rather than describe how to prepare dough to go into pan I'll just refer you to this video that I watched. The folding before placing in pan is shown at 1:20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGb-hwg2OaU

Start oven preheating to 375 about 20 minutes before the rise finishes, so you don't let the bread rise too far.

Bake about 26 minutes. At 26 minutes an instant read thermometer read 203F for my loaves. Remove from pan and let cool on a rack.

The 1x recipe suitable for baking in a bread machine is:
>227 g Water
>74 g Milk
>447 g Flour
>43 g Butter (softened)
>20 g Sugar
>9 g Salt
>1.5 teaspoons yeast

>>12013613
My "warm place" for pan rising was my oven with a pan full of water I boiled in an electric kettle placed at the bottom. The house is pretty cold this time of year.

>>12013468
that looks perfect

Finished product

First time making mapo tofu using this recipe, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfsZwwrTFD4
If you like spicy food, it's worth making. Once you buy the Chinese seasonings, it'll last you a couple of months.

>>12013642
I do a similar thing - a pot filled with water from the kettle with the bread bowl sat on top of it, all covered with a tea towel.

>>12013468
I'm baking hot dog buns now. Small goof on dividing the dough, was supposed to make 18 pieces but ended up with 16. The bigger problem was that I didn't know how to space them on the baking sheet. I went with 12 on a half sheet, but that gave them too much room to spread out. Next time I'll go with 14 or 16.

I mixed the dough by hand. Its a very wet dough so I'll use the stand mixer next time.

>>12015574
uh what the fuck are you me? Literally just baked these 10 minutes ago.

>>12015635
standard early morning chili dogs