/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Deenz are always on the list.

>>11994563
Vodka

"The Basics" aka What I Always Keep On Hand At Home And Invariably Buy Every Week
>eggs (we eat ~30 per week)
>coffee
>cream for coffee
>sprouted grain bread for toast
>butter for cooking
>red and white wine
>bottled water for drinking
>jugs of water for cooking and making coffee (tap water is for brainlets)
>green onions (white part for cooking, green for garnish)
>cheese (washed rind for snacking or salty for grating)
>leafy greens for salad
>tomatoes (usually grape but sometimes also heirloom brown)
>gin
>juice as mixer (grapefruit and cranberry mainly)
Outside of long-term necessities like spices, oils, and baking stuff, everything else we buy is whatever the meal is for the next couple days. Tonight I'm making boeuf bourguinon.

>>11994563
I always buy a bag of imitation crab and eat the whole thing in one sitting. I've never used it in a recipe before, and it's not something my parents fed me. I can't remember when I started doing this or why

>>11994617
are you from flint?

>>11994563
Condoms

Sparkling water and kitchen paper

>>11994563
Shoplifting is about opportunity.
Think on your feet, if you get the chance of not being seen, shove that into your loose jeans, jacket, bra, or wherever.
You cant always plan what you will bag, but if you're smart and have a keen eye, you'll leave with something good.
The key is to look innocent and not get noticed. Buy your rice, beans, cabbage etc, steal the steak, good cheese, expensive spices, batteries, etc. Learn where cameras are, loss prevention, and use crowds to your advantage. Sometimes you have to do the pocketing a good distance from where you picked up the item.

>>11994649
no one brought up shoplifting

>>11994563
Milk 2%

>>11994649
"Look at me kids, I'm so cool. One time I stole a pack of gum from a walgreens."

>>11994563
Leeks. Dunno why but i always buy two of them. Goes well on anything if you chop it up.

>>11994627
DUUUUUDE
Put boiled eggs, half a chopped onion, mayo and the imitation crab into a blender and blend roughly, add pepper and salt to taste.

Best spread for toast

onions
cheese
milk
eggs
bread
spinach
some kind of fruit, usually apples or bananas
cat food

other stuff varies

>>11994637
No, but another, similar Midwestern large city with smelly, disgusting, cloudy tap water that I don't even dare boil rice in.

>>11994563
Milk usually. Can go through a gallon or two every 4 days just drinking it casually. Love the stuff.

Gatorade

>>11994563

>>11994808

>>11994563
lemon-lime powerade or gatorade
frozen cheeseburgers

>>11994617
get off of 4chan dad

>>11994563
Frozen burritos

onions and eggs are the only things I am sure to buy no matter what

>>11994647
Only sailors use condoms

Depends, i get whats on sale and design meals around that. I do get ice cream almost every time, i have a lil bowl before bed.

>>11997771
You design meals around Depends bought on sale?

>>11994563
I do shopping per week, cooking dinner for two
>eggs
>1kg beef mince
>1kg chicken (usually breast although sometimes get thigh)
>pack of sausages
>cheap roast, which where I live is usually a silverside, whole chicken, occasionally a pork shoulder
>something easily frozen for the 7th dinner like hot dogs, or another packet of sausage if it's cheap
>onions unless I've got a lot already
>pickles
>ice cream
>tomato
>1 litre coconut or almond milk
>frozen oven chips (yes I know it's lazy)
>some kind of green salad leave type thing, rocket/arugula, spinach leaves.
>toilet paper
>jar of coconut cream, or maybe a pre-made curry/satay sauce.
>bread
>maybe a tortilla pack

>>11997819
you buy tp every week?

>>11997833
Almost every week I suppose.

>>11994649
Thanks for the info Jamal.

>>11994563
Razors
Milk of magnesia
Wet wipes
8 pack of bananas
1 zucchini

Garlic. Whether it's a dedicated shopping trip or just popping in to get some snacks, you always get some garlic

>>11994563
I get a shitload of Yellowtail Shiraz every single trip.

Nothing destresses me from my day like drinking a bottle of that while I watch Jeopardy every evening. 29 year old living the boomer dream.

Also, I buy eggs and bacon literally every time I'm at the store.

Soda

>>11997852
>wet wipes
a true gentleman wiper

>>11994563
>Tea (Black Tea)
>Tomate Sauce
>Spaghetti
>grown meet
>Coca Cola (Coke)
>tomatoes
>swiss cheese
>Baguette
>Mayonnaise
>Ketchup
>eggs
>potatoes
>rice
>Vegetable oil
>pork Ham
>strawberry Jam

judge me :D

>>11999071
faggot

>>11994563
Cheese-itz

>>11999071
>grown meet
?

>>11999149
yeah

>>11994649
>The Virgin theft

Not doing the chad shop smart

>>11994563
Milk since I drink it with every meal.

30 pack of busch or miller high life

>>11999149
*meat

my igirisu is not very well

Eggs
Cheese
Milk
Flour
Pasta
Frozen veggies

>>11999286
Your English is pretty great, don't worry about it.

>>11998963
King Boomer. Are you massively obese?

>>11997839
You buy single rolls or something?

>>11996417
>frozen cheeseburgers

>>11994563
Arugula

Fucking love arugula, mainly wild.

Self respect
They don’t sell it at Kroger :(

>>11998963
>yellowtail

Wtf, lrnfromwinethreads.jpg.

>>11999458
Not at all. I'm 210 pounds but like 7 feet tall so I'm skellington mode.
>>12000690
It's 9 dollars for one of those massive bottles and their Shiraz isn't half bad. I've been to state dinners and all kinds of fancy bullshit the past decade, dined and wined on others dimes all over the western hemisphere, and I cannot be convinced that there is a better price/taste combo. And I'm a bureaucrat so it's not like my pockets are deep, gotta think of that bottom line.

>>11994563
Eggs

>>11999850

You're supposed to heat them up before eating

>>11994627
You mean surimi sticks? I eat those too! I ate them because it's better than eating chocolate and it gives a nice aftertaste. But i can only eat like once every 2 weeks before i get tired of the taste nowadays.

>>11994563
Two diff dried beans, milk, rice, gin, liver, and that's about it

>>11994563
>bread
>deli meats
>cheese
>vitamins
I'm a man of very simple needs.

onions
mushrooms
bell peppers
garlic

>>11994563
Chainlink and big macs

>>11999845
Women use a ton of toilet paper. When I had roommates one had a horrendous looking mexi gf, (they all look the same) and she could go through a roll a day. It got so bad we started hiding it form them, and forced them to buy their own.

>>11994563
Milk, eggs, tomatoes, cheese, flour, cucumber, peppers, that sort of things

Melk, bred, eg

>>12000896
Wht the fuck does a human being use that much toilet paper for?