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m-may I have an e-extramostbestest p-pizza please

>> No.11987851

>>11987841
Holy shit! His tunic has LC in the design.

>> No.11987856
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>>11987841
I order mine from the app, get fucked

>> No.11987863

>>11987856
Why go inside when you can pick it up from the drive-thru?

>> No.11987868

>>11987856
>>11987841
How fucked in the head do you have to be to get nervous talking to a minimum wage teenager?
I can't think of any social station lower than pizza place cashier. Even pizza delivery guys command more respect.

>> No.11987871

>>11987863
I'm impatient and autistic

I don't have to speak or sit waiting for my turn if I pick it up at the locker, that's why

>> No.11987873
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>>11987856
>walk in
>HOT-N-READY ZONE
>Woman is doggy style spreading her asshole on the counter

wat do?

>> No.11987880

When I first read here that extra most bestest was the name, I thought it was a joke.
>>11987873
>open asshole near my food
Report to the health inspector.

>> No.11987883

>>11987873
What manga is this?

>> No.11987884

All these years and I just realized that the pattern on the bottom of the toga are LC.

>> No.11987887

>>11987880
Yeah, that name is absolutely retarded. I refuse to say it.

>> No.11987890

>>11987887
Just say "extra pizza", the employees don't call it by it's full name either.

>> No.11987893

Uh uh uh anon, you dont have enough good-boy-points for that. You can have a crazy bread tonight.

>> No.11987896
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>>11987841
Any sauces with that?

>> No.11987904

>>11987893
NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!! I WANT MY EXTRAMOSTBESTEST REEEEEE

>> No.11987910

>>11987896
Lemme get a deal on that. 4 for 2 and I got you next time 3 for 1

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>>11987851

>> No.11987917

>>11987896
>Cheezy Jalapeno
>Buffalo Ranch
I love these more than my own mother.

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>>11987873

I play this card and end my turn

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>>11987883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKO9ofZTjAo

>> No.11987965

>>11987940
Tony Hawk need to find Jesus.

>> No.11988045

>>11987868
>I can't think of any social station lower than pizza place cashier.

Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you today?

>> No.11988054

>>11987940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8bZBn2dCYU

>> No.11988817

>>11987841
I love how there crazy bread is always fucking drenched in butter.

>> No.11988825

>>11987841
Yes, I'll have one extreme asbestos pizza, please

>> No.11988853

>>11987915
lolol we get it anon, you like little caesers. its okay

>> No.11988858

>>11987841
>they replaced the $5 hot and ready for the $6 this
wtf, this is worst than the loss of the five dollar footlong

>> No.11988866

>>11988858
I’d take extra pepperoni and cheese for an extra buck any day.

>> No.11988911

>>11987868
>minimum wage teenager
lol all the guys I've seen working at my local LC have been 40 to 50 year old men who look miserable

>> No.11988919

>>11988858
You can still get the regular hot and ready but why not pay an extra dollar for way more toppings?

>> No.11988937

>>11988911
This. At my local LC it’s like a 500 lbs 50 year old man and a 40 something woman missing an arm.

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>>11987851
what the fuck

>> No.11989824

I need one Big Big Bucket of Spaghetti... aaaand a fork... aaaaaaaaaaaaand this monster energy and I'm good.

>> No.11990411

>>11987873
Vomit all over her ass from the smell, "accidentally" kick her off the table, and call the cops on her for public indecency

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>>11987851
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>> No.11990438

>>11987841
Sure sweetie.

>> No.11990490

>>11987851
i can never unsee that

>> No.11990513

>>11987841
I thought this guy had hair.

>> No.11990526

>>11987856
That seems like the kind of thing you could only have in a "high trust" area...

>> No.11990556
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_______ ____-____ ______

>> No.11990558

>>11987856
I've gotten 4 pizzas from them now and there's always a line and my pizza is always the only one in the portal. I don't get it. Are people stupid?

>> No.11990572

>>11990526
You enter the confirmation code from your online order and your door opens up.
However, you still have to grab your drinks, sides and sauces on your own without ringing it up and that's entirely on the honor system.
Nothing is stopping you from grabbing some sauces on the way out.

>> No.11991385

>>11990411

It's a Little Caesars. A gaping butthole is practically air freshener

>> No.11991474

>>11991385
Heh, your a funny guy.

>> No.11991536

>>11988919
someone else said it better but the new pizza is actually evil genius. people won't pay more than $5 for a little caesars pizza, but if you put another 30 cents worth of ingredients on it you can sell it for another dollar and people will pay for it thinking they're getting a better pizza. people are subconsciously steered away from getting the $5 pizza because now they think it's the inferior pizza. I think now they even have stuffed crust pizza for like $8 which is shit value but you still feel like you're missing out if you only get the cheap pizza that was the only reason to ever get little caesars. basically they found a way to get people to stop buying their low price point product without having to discontinue it and make people mad like the $5 footlong or the dollar menu.

>> No.11991617

>The only Little Caesars within driving distance of me doesn't sell the Pretzel Crust Pizza, which is literally all I want from them

>> No.11991645

>>11991617
If it makes you feel better, it's not very good. The only things worth getting from them are the Extra Most Bestest 'za

>> No.11991661

>>11988858
>>11991536
But it's the same as the $5 footlong. Why would you pay more when the whole point is that it's cheap shit? They fucked themselves.

>> No.11991684

>>11991536
$6 is still very cheap in terms of fast food places and the $1 upgrade is definitely worth it since you do get a pretty drastic and noticeable increase in toppings while still spending less money than you would at basically any other fast food pizza place that isn't having any sort of promotion. It does start becoming a worse value the more expensive pizza you go to, I think their hawaiin pizza is like 10 or 11 dollars or something.

>> No.11991685

>>11991661
I explained it you dumb nigger. they trick people into paying more by making the cheap one seem inferior.

>> No.11991695

>>11991685
How's that working out for Subway or McDonald's? I'm sure it'll go great this time though.

>> No.11991713

>>11991536
Isn't the $5 hot and ready only available in the middle of the day? I'm either at work during that time or don't leave the house until it's dark out. The extra toppings are also definitely worth another dollar.

>> No.11991735

>>11991617
It's too salty

>> No.11991742
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>>11988937
Holy fuck, I think I know these people. Based on your post history, I think I know you too

>> No.11991880

>>11991742
GA?

>> No.11991950

>>11990572
When I'd use the free 2 liter code and pick up from the portal, I'd tell the employee manning the counter I used the code before I got my drink, and they could not care less. They just shrug and walk back to slap some pepperonis on some more pizzas.

>> No.11992120

>>11991617
You can't get red sauce with a Pretzel Crust 'za right? Because the Little Caesars I go to only served the shitty cheese sauce one.

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>>11987851

>> No.11992452
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11992452

So if you order, say, a hotnready pizza online, will it be made fresh or will it just be another older pizza they made earlier?

>> No.11992665

I only ever had Little Caesars once when I was In high school after smoking some weed. It was good because I was stoned but I remember being able to tell that it was still a shit pizza. How is Little Caesars nowadays, is it still shitty or have they gotten better?

>> No.11992858

I like the Deep!Deep!Dish even if it's more expensive, it feels like I'm getting a real pizza at that point although then again why not go anywhere else for that price point.

>> No.11993564

>>11992452
bumping for my retarded question.

>> No.11993698

>>11992452
>>11993564
I'm pretty sure they're required to make it fresh if you order online

>> No.11994680

>>11992452
They make it when you arrive so you don't really save any time. Not sure what the point of it is.

>> No.11994684

>>11994680
They make it when you order it and send you a text when it's ready to be picked up at the portal.

>> No.11994729

>>11992452
Honestly it depends on what store you go to. They're *supposed* to make it fresh, but there are locations where you can just order a pizza and they'll immediately hand you some shit that's been sitting in the heater for 2 hours.

>> No.11994735

>>11994684
They never make za to order. The pizza cookers are making pizzas continuously through out the day so when an order comes they just grab a cooked za off the za line and keep making more.

>> No.11994743

>>11994735
That's only for the hot and ready.

>> No.11994750

>>11994743
No its for every pizza
Uncle worked there so i know

>> No.11994761

>>11994750
Yeah, so they just keep one of every possible topping combination sitting around under a heat lamp? That sure seems believable.

>> No.11994765

>>11994735
Again, not what they're supposed to do. Those locations are breaking the rules. I know because I live near one of the few good Little Caesars, and they say they're required to make all pizzas fresh. But whatever, not like anyone gives a shit about Little Caesars quality control.

>> No.11994770

>>11994761
Yes exactly

>> No.11994778

>>11994765
>not like anyone gives a shit about Little Caesars quality control
You know they make the pizzas fresh because they aren't at all the same after even 20 minutes, even if you keep it in the oven on the warmer setting.

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>placed order for stuffed crust and sauces
>out of cheese for the stuffed crust
>get hot and ready instead
>get entire order refunded plus breadsticks
Today was a good day.

>> No.11994831

>>11990558
same shit happens with me i go in and people staring and waiting then i grab mine from the portal and leave

>> No.11994917

>>11987841
Deep dish is their only good pizza

>> No.11994940

>>11994750
My uncle works for Nintendo and said your uncle's a fag.

>> No.11994954

>>11987863
I've only ever seen drive thrus in mexico whenever I visit my uncle

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>>11987841
>My local little ceasers had an autistic man waving a sign in front of the store to attract customers
>The manager hated him and threatened to cut his pay or fire the autistic man
>The CEO gets word of this and fires the manager and offers the autistic man free little ceasers pizza for life
>As of today, he no longer works there

What a fucking world.

>> No.11996492

>>11987896
i steal these niggers everytime i eat at little ceez, the cashiers are always lazy careless high school kids anyways

>> No.11996519

>>11995185
If I had free pizza for life, ijdk, I would probably cry. Only if it was hungry howies though

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11996944

For some reason decided to get a stuffed pretzel crust tonight. Was disappointed that there weren't any options on the app to get anything other than pepperoni. Was even more disappointed when I got home and realized it wasn't even the extramostbestest, but just the shitty regular pepperoni.

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>>11996944
Oh wow, look at all that (not) gooey cheese seeping out everywhere like in the pics. I should have just listened to everyone who said this thing sucks and is way too salty; they honestly could have not added any extra salt and it would have been too salty, and the crust is barely even pretzel like.

>> No.11996974

>>11996953
>>11996944
After Pizza Hut's awful pretzel crust I realized that the idea itself is fucking retarded. I'd be lying if this thread wasn't tempting me to get some LC though. Maybe I'll go after work tomorrow and get a thin extramostbestest, I usually get Freddie's though and would hate to miss out on that.

>> No.11997054

>>11990556
baste

>> No.11997066

What do you think Caesar's opinion is of a shitty pizza chain using his name and likeness?

>> No.11997093

>>11996944
damn that looks pretty gross. I really never thought a pretzel crust pizza even sounded good in the first place. I could think of a hundred better sounding menu items in a week.

>> No.11998608

>>11987841
>"We can only serve you the pizzas we have ready."

>> No.11998631

>>11998608
That's fine. I'll be happy to wait until you've prepared your extramostbestest pizza.

>> No.11998635

>>11997066
Little Ceasar doesn't care. Big Caesar let them do it

>> No.11998709

>>11987896
I had a tiny little dab of the garlic butter once and nearly vomited

>> No.11999093

>>11994735
>They never make za to order
lies. i literally made an order on the app for a pizza they don't have "hot-n-ready"

>> No.11999152

>>11987896
>always take a sauce because location doesnt give a fuck
>can just walk in and steal a 2liter if you really wanted to
>walk in for my order and some 16yr/o black guy acts like im stealing the fucking cash register
thanks for ruining my pizza asshole

>> No.12000268

>>11987896
the cheesy jalapeno is so good