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What do you do?

>> No.11986002

Tell him jews aren't welcome in this household

>> No.11986011

>>11985999
I don't open the door to strangers.

>> No.11986017

>>11986011
But that Is Mr. Zimmern, famous tv food personality.

>> No.11986039

>>11985999
Yo! Come on in Zimmerman. Any relation to that Florida guy? Let's eat some awesome fucking chili and drink a ton of beers!

>> No.11986056

Offer him a box of walnuts.

>> No.11986078

>>11986017
Yeah, but I don't know him personally. That's what I mean.

>> No.11986138

>>11985999
As him to taste my ass

>> No.11986144

>>11986138
Good lord, why on Earth would you say something that rude?

>> No.11986169

>>11986144
if it looks good...

>> No.11986197

>>11985999
Immediately drop to my knees and begin servicing him.

>> No.11986248

>>11985999
Apologize to him for being fresh out of rhinoceros uterus and bat lungs. Then I will throw Gummi Bears at him.

>> No.11986263

>>11985999
Cook him and feed him to all the starving tribes thats food he ate

>> No.11986278

>>11985999
offer him the cockroach i just found in the closet

>> No.11986282

>>11985999
Insert him into my gas oven

>> No.11986306

>>11986039
He doesn't drink. He's a recovering alcoholic.

>> No.11986311

>>11986144
That's what he does. He eats weird and exotic things.

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>>11985999
Good day Mr. Zimmern! Would you care for a, as you put it, classic Amsterdam meal, namely some pig brain?

>> No.11986364

>>11986306
I could get him off the wagon once he tries my chili. He'll be like, "Gimme a fucking beer bro, hurry!"

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>> No.11986429

>>11985999
go grab some beetles from my back yard and ask if he wants some snacks.

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>> No.11986708

>>11985999
Is this the guy that killed Trayvon Martin?

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>> No.11986951

>>11986002
/thread

>> No.11987647

>>11985999
"I cook better Chinese food, than your faggot junkie ass."
Slam door.

>> No.11987648

invite him in and suggest we eat at the local pho place, or ask him if he has tried molcajete caliente. if its saturday morning, take him to the farmers market in berkeley california, and try the olive bread, the flourless chocolate/walnut cookies, and buy some bariani olive oil from the italian lady that doesnt speak english.

>> No.11987988

>>11985999
ask him if why they've never shown him eating human flesh, which is in some ways the ultimate bizarre food but in other ways it is very normal because we are made from it