/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take the food and put it up your ass

Take the food and put it up your ass

Take the food and put it up your ass

Take your ass and put it in the food.

Serve up some food and enjoy. Are you autistic?

>>11984639
Spoon equal servings onto the floor

>>11984661
Take your ass and put it up the food

>>11984666
oh yeah so i look like the asshole who served up too much/too little food, if you say you are gonna cook me dinner don't leave the hardest part to me.

>>11984670
If you’re thinking about this too hard, you are probably autistic.

Take the food and put it up your ass. Take the plates and put them up your ass. Take the counter and put that up your ass too. Lastly, take the person preparing the food and put them up your ass.

>>11984670
If you're in a house where they tell you to serve yourself, they most likely dont care if you eat a lot of food, in fact they probably hope you eat your fill.

>>11984670
If it's that small just try to take half

>>11984639
I just don’t take any food. If they can’t be bothered to serve their slop as a host, I won’t feel obligated to force it down
Usually the types of hosts that do this are terrible cooks

>>11984670
I unironically do this but at this point I think they already expect it. They've already seen the amount of food I eat relative to my tiny, manlet body. They give me any left overs/remains on their plate, it makes me feel like I'm being treated like a dog/left over disposal unit, but all the same I hate wasting food and don't care who has touched it as long as its edible.

>>11984639
Take the food and put it up your ass
Curl up in fetal position on the floor and cry like a bitch

you retarded piece of shit
you use your eyes and see if there is more than enough food for everyone if yes eat as much as you want if not serve a decent sized portion and if there isnt enough for everyone act like a human being and order more food or dessert or whatever

>>11984708
this

here are my pickups from recent weeks. I'm trying Mind MGMT after seeing the praise it's getting here.

>>11984817
Sorry, I was /cock/ crossboarding

>>11984639
load the plate up like the fatass you are and bring it back to your room to eat on your bed while reading manga

>>11984639
>what are you supposed to do in this situation
you stop having autism for once in your goddamn life and server yourself a reasonable amount of food

>>11984709
>not bullying women for their food

>>11985285
>>not bullying women for their food
Not bulling food for there women.

>>11984670
Jesus you are so fucking autistic