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Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:08:06 2019 No.11985164 [Reply] [Original]

>hey hun what can I get you? A coke or a pepsi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:09:39 2019 No.11985171 >>11985164 Why do you have both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:09:53 2019 No.11985175 Water, please. Or, do you guys have tea?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:10:00 2019 No.11985177 A bottle of Scotch and 2 straws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:10:25 2019 No.11985178 File: 67 KB, 1024x962, 1544909561033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985164 a relationship please

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:11:21 2019 No.11985187 >>11985164 I came in here to ask for directions why are you giving me a fucking pie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:11:38 2019 No.11985188 >>11985164 Your younger sister's phone number, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:12:21 2019 No.11985195 >>11985177 >both for me, thanks >actually, better make it three

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:18:16 2019 No.11985231 It's much more expensive to carry both so no one does it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:18:45 2019 No.11985233 >>11985195 >actually, better make it three >Here you go hun, 3 straws for free. Hey I am going to call you 3 for free from now on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:21:51 2019 No.11985250 >>11985164 First of all I'm not your "hun." Now that we've got that settled, you can bring me a water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:27:09 2019 No.11985288 >>11985164 Took my girlfriend to see this musical. It was pretty gay and the storyline quite degenerate,but the music was decent I guess. Got my dick throated after though, so that was pretty cash. Also, soda is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:36:59 2019 No.11985334 no thanks a black coffee and a slice of apple pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 15:49:07 2019 No.11985393 >>11985164 Imagine being her bf, and doing copulation with her haha, what would that even be like. Also i'm single. And like cooking if that matters haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 16:26:55 2019 No.11985564 >>11985334 Someone with refined taste. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 16:48:00 2019 No.11985662 File: 34 KB, 500x502, DXajCpWVwAAvoMW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985164 I'll take a RC Cola.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:05:32 2019 No.11985758 >>11985288 >Cash You're cool because you use words in a different way

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:08:40 2019 No.11985776 >>11985758 Guess how I know you're a newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:12:23 2019 No.11985789 >>11985164 Mr.Pibb plz

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:14:43 2019 No.11985800 >>11985164 Milkies Straight from the tap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:17:03 2019 No.11985808 >>11985164 >I'd like a Coke, please, a Coke Sprite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:25:15 2019 No.11985845 >>11985171 Because you are at 7-11

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:25:51 2019 No.11985850 >>11985334 Do you sniff your coffee before the first sip?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:30:24 2019 No.11985877 >>11985288 This is the correct answer. She'll remember you for ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:39:05 2019 No.11985930 >>11985164 Water. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:43:48 2019 No.11985956 "Women don't look at me like that. Why are you looking at me like that? My wee wee is tingling."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 17:45:50 2019 No.11985971 >>11985164 She has a slender waist, doesn't she, through the glass? I shall clutch her to my heart! Sh sh. I shall kiss her yet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:08:16 2019 No.11986394 >>11985164 I don't know. CAN you? You MAY, if that's what you meant to ask, server.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:28:16 2019 No.11986518 >>11985164 Some fresh milk please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:32:32 2019 No.11986542 File: 392 KB, 687x501, 9b424fb88fddd2a8b9fb690ca2a343b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985850 fuck no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:33:22 2019 No.11986546 >>11985662 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:34:31 2019 No.11986552 File: 39 KB, 960x950, Cash Cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985758

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:36:38 2019 No.11986558 >>11985164 Sweet Tea

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:37:18 2019 No.11986564 >>11986394 M'man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:37:46 2019 No.11986567 >>11985758 don't reveal how much of a zoomer newfag you are

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:41:19 2019 No.11986585 File: 109 KB, 646x431, lily-james-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no dinner waitress Debbie gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:45:57 2019 No.11986611 A pussy flavored hotdog please.

Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:53:49 2019 No.11986647

>>11985164
if in America
>Just a water please
>no problem hun!
>no charge

if in Europe
>after waiting 30 minutes
> Oh, just water please
*waiter rolls eyes*
>brings a 4 Euro bottle of water
>Um, can I just have a glass of tap water?
>No, it is prohibited!
>never see waiter again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:56:03 2019 No.11986659 >>11986647 I live in Paris and never experienced that

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 19:56:32 2019 No.11986662 >>11986647 I live in Paris and this is so true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 20:30:22 2019 No.11986821 >>11986659 I've never been able to get free tap water at a restaurant in Europe. I started bringing my own water and they would frown at that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 20:33:07 2019 No.11986840 >>11985288 Shit bro that sounds super cash money any other tips for a fellow player looking to get his rod throated by a sloot? Ur a fuckin legend , thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 20:34:22 2019 No.11986846 >>11986647 America wins again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 20:34:41 2019 No.11986849 >>11985758 L U R K M O A R

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:18:50 2019 No.11987750

I'd like two eggs, over hard. I know, don't tell me; it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard - just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon, super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated. That's great. And, I'll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits are freshly squeezed

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 06:22:48 2019 No.11988580

>>11986647
>>11986659
>>11986821
It's true that restaurants in Europe typically make the best margins in selling 0,2l eyedroppers of sugar water for €2,50 or more. They don't like it when you disrupt this practice. In the Netherlands however, it is not allowed to not give tap water for free and they tied this into a whole "bottled water is bad for the environment" meme.

Charging for tap water is greedy as fuck but so is going to a bar/restaurant and only drinking tap water for free. It's not a public institution. But if you eat there and/or order some normal drinks, I've never had a problem with that. Bar keepers just hate wasting effort on someone clearly not intent on spending any money at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 06:27:59 2019 No.11988593 >>11985164 No thanks, how about an ice-cold glass of milk and a slice of cherry pie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 06:32:23 2019 No.11988599 >>11987750 >over-well eggs >cremated bacon Do you just hate flavor or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 06:35:34 2019 No.11988606 File: 67 KB, 1300x958, 9DD65284-87AA-413A-80CB-11C34319B0D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985164 >Gets down on one knee Neither, Jenna, the only thing you can get me is your hand in Holy Matrimony, provided you willingly agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 07:36:26 2019 No.11988709 >>11985164 one glass of your finest pusy juice plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 08:18:08 2019 No.11988806 >>11985164 I don't think I've ever seen a dine-in restaurant (I mean, non-fast-food) that served pepsi products. That shit is for children, lardos, and stoners.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 08:21:29 2019 No.11988820 >>11985845 Shouldn't it go more like >Hey boss, what can I getchoo today, Coke-uh or uh PepSI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 08:32:36 2019 No.11988852 >>11985164 >can i hab some choccy milk, mommy? >you're really pretty too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 09:00:05 2019 No.11988915 >>11986647 >Europe is homogenic place with same culture This shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 09:36:08 2019 No.11988977 >>11985164 Unsweetened ice tea please and thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 09:52:10 2019 No.11989009 >>11988915 >>>USA is homogenic place with same culture This shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 10:02:13 2019 No.11989030 File: 57 KB, 800x546, 1513054797412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11985164 GIB MILKIES MOMMY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 10:19:58 2019 No.11989058 I want to crawl into your womb, die, and become a calcified statue to honor you.

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