/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11985056
See you at dinner son

>>11985056
>>11985059
Cool, I'll be there in 20
Do we have any cheese left over? I can stop by the store on the way and get some

>>11985056
i would love a home cooked meal by my mom..

>>11985056
I already ate. I won't be home until late. Tell your mother I'm meeting the boys at... no, tell her I'm working late.

>>11985056
You'll eat whatever your mother makes you ungrateful little shit!
>Pounds whiskey
*Damn spaghetti again, useless lazy bitch...*

>>11985056
Then agree to cook dinner for once, you lazy, ungrateful son. You're on a cooking board, so chances are you have some interest in it.

>>11985056
Delicious, my favorite.

>>11985056
>mom makes meatballs with just ground beef
that is when i realized she was a brainlet

Oh, boy! Pisketty!

Badly made Spaghetti honestly made me hate pasta and italian food as a whole until I was in my mid twenties. My parents could actually cook other types of food fairly well, I have no idea how they can make and enjoy pasta so fucking badly. I still gag over alfredo sauce to this day because of that sort of thing.

What can you cook you dumb faggot?

>oils pasta water, no salt because the sauce already has salt
>boils thin wheat spaghetti for twice the amount of time recommended on the package
>dumps a cup of brown sugar into store-bought pasta sauce and cooks it in a crock pot
>thaws frozen meatballs and microwaves them before adding them to the sauce
heh, nothin personnel son

>>11985084
>Pounds more whiskey
I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes...

>>11985224

>>11985663
Hey OP mom. Could you add your healthy son jizz to wonderfull meatballs youre preapring. Hahaha okay. Ill call him now

>>11985056
Just be thankful you have food to eat and make sure you tell your mother that you love her.

>>11985056
>>11985073
>pepe and wojak posting

>jarred sauce
>overcooked noodles
>flavorless groundbeef rolled into balls
>a side of iceberg lettuce and ranch as a """salad"""

>>11985056
"Again" .... how often is this the entree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

I WARNED YOU! I DON'T WANT SPAGHETTI AGAIN!

Learn to make it better and make it yourself then.
t. NEET with experience

My mom is severely mentally ill. I only continue to have a relationship with her out of pity. I visit once a month, and I have to cook the food, and bring the food. I also need to clean the kitchen before I will be comfortable cooking or eating there.

>>11986060
Good for you anon. Family is what counts

>>11985084
Based

>>11985985
this, washed down with a glass of flat generic brand cola

>>11985056
But it's your favorite!

>>11985985
sounds comfy bro

>>11985983
>animegirl posting

>>11986689
This is an anime website sweetie

>>11986695
dont you ever (You) me again sweetieposter

>>11986699
Are you upset sweetie?

>>11986720
no i actually like being called sweetie it makes me feel like i have someone caring for me

anime

>>11986726

>>11986060
what's wrong with her? my aunt is bipolar and doesn't take her meds so family gatherings are a trip

>>11985056
Tell her to make pasta carbonara, you faggot. Its so easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWYIyLNfbaA

I appreciate my mom being a terrible cook who just made just prepackaged everything because now I want to actually COOK. It's so much more fun and good for the soul.

>>11986885
Live laugh love XD

>>11986621
imagine how much better it would be with an italian mother. makes gigantic moist meatballs with tons of flavor and fat. homemade tomato sauce and fresh pasta.

I unironically feel bad for my little brother because he never really got to eat my mom's cooking before she became a lazy bitch.

>Unseasoned dry overcooked chicken
>Meatloaf that's literally just plain meat with plain ketchup on top
>Spaghetti that's just boiled to shit cheap dry pasta with canned sauce

>"omg it is so hard being a mom i have to cook and clean and everything!!!!"

>>11986802
Sounds like she’s a hoarder

>>11985056
What does it matter what your parents are eating? You haven't lived with them for over a decade, right?

>>11985056
Sounds fucking good.
If you need more variety, start cooking. It's really refreshing to cook a good meal for your ma after she's spent all the years cooking for your ungrateful ass.

>>11985056
When your mother has grown old
and with her so have you,
When that which once came easy
has at last become a burden,
When her loving, true eyes
no longer see life as once they did
When her weary feet
no longer want to wear her as she stands,
then reach an arm to her shoulder,
escort her gently, with happiness and passion
The hour will come, when you, crying,
must take her on her final walk.
And if she asks you, then give her an answer
And if she asks you again, listen!
And if she asks you again, take in her words
not impetuously, but gently and in peace!
And if she cannot quite understand you,
explain all to her gladly
For the hour will come, the bitter hour
when her mouth will ask for nothing more.

>>11988041
Why don't you shut the fuck up and go pick up my burgers from 5 Guys, you stupid bitch.

>>11985056
Thanks Mom I love you :)