/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*yawn*

A burger wife “orders in” dinner for her husband and herself.

Their daughter is provided a “child’s portion”.

An American tot is served “dessert”. Burgers are taught and trained to “make room for dessert” and in the course of their day will eat to excess in order to expand the stomach and intestines in order to “make room for desserts”

A Burger child is served “lunch”. He will consume this meal in one sitting upon punishment lest one “waste food”.

An average burger family displays their daily calorie intake. They are considered “food poor”, and require additional state aid for basic nutrition.

>look mom, I posted it again!

No wonder america is full of fat fucks with diabetes.

The burger adolescent courts a typical American female with a “date”, consisting of multiple courses of food among many hours in one sitting. Excess consumption is viewed by burgers as sexually desirable, and coitus with a “thicc” woman is considered the hieght of burger romantic prowess.

>>11979292
>5.99

I'll wait till late at night when they drop the price to offload it

>>11979310
me on the left

>>11979292
Why do you care?

>>11979365
Because it's entertaining to observe how fat and stupid they are. You've never watched monkeys being retarded at the zoo?

>>11979292
>The USDA and health officials consider this to be a “single serving”
SOURCE?
also, this thread should get you banned for posting spam.
I've seen this exact thread before on /pol/ and other places and shit like this isn't supposed to land on this board.
you're a worthless fucking faggot.

>>11979369
Why can't you be nice?

>>11979292
Jealous much?

>mfw yuropoors seethe over our ability to waste and overconsume food

The next shipment of Americum is due by Thursday. I'd worry less about starvation and more about cultural enrichment.

t.third world resident

>>11979327
>the mom isn't white
definitely not average

>>11979292
Not going to lie, I am pretty fucking jelly of Americans that they get to eat so many different kinds of delicious food, plus food is so cheap over there
I live in Singapore and cost of living is very high here so I have to make do with overpriced shitty food

>>11979292
>The USDA and health officials consider this to be a “single serving”.
The USDA doesn't dictate the serving sizes of prepared foods. They just make sure the nutritional content is reported accurately. This is why you commonly see single packages list the number of servings per package on their nutrition blocks.

>>11979292
>USDA
Who cares what they think. This is America, we don't just sit around and wait for orders from the king.

>>11979292
Based Pick n Save deli
Those things are like four meals in one - not bad for $6

>>11980139
ahahahaha XBOX for reference. Nice.

>>11979292
Looks good but what are you having?

>>11979320
This is accurate. Fucking normies would bring up "starving children in africa" in order to fatten up the kiddies.
>>11980151
faggot

>>11979292
Yo OP. I would love to throw that thing on my pannini press and make a huge fucking mess out of it. I know it would be absolutely delish!

These are actually pretty fucking funny. I’m not even mad. Keep going op

>>11979292
>5.99
shit, where do I get it? More food than a typical pricey subway sandwich

I made this like 13 years ago. Its an entire home made onion focaccia with, if I remember correctly, spicy salami, sharp cheddar, tomatoes, lettuce, dill pickles, red onion, tarragon dijon mustard and mayo.

Ahh to be young again.

>>11981979
I love how shitty cell phone cameras were back then. Seeing nudes shot by those cameras make me feel nostalgic

>>11979345
>i still love those black boobs

>>11979292
Imagine just putting a little honeyglaze on top of the ham, hint of melted butter, putting it in the oven just long enough to get that crispy crunch in your hands.

I'd want one. I mean fuck, you can just not eat anything for the next day or two. Three square meals are for underachievers.

>>11979292

>>11979465
Exactly

>>11979292
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>>11979345
So much effort for nothing

>>11979320
>He will consume this meal in one sitting upon punishment lest one “waste food”.
This is true and any parent that drills this into a kid's head is setting them up for major weight problems down the road.

>I need to make a thread obsessing over Americans because ??????

>>11982196
>be kid
>pizza and movie night time
>ask for another slice of pizza
>mom warns me that i better finish it
>get sick and vomit halfway through
>mom yells and i'm turned off pizza for the next decade
six was a tough age. i thought i wanted more, it looked good

>>11982237
it's entertaining

>>11979292
cringe and bluepilled

>>11979327
I swore I saw this in a book in elementary school

>>11979292
OP is a niggerfaggot.

>>11979292
we also consider MIRVs to be a single warhead threat

>>11982760
Anon is a mad lard ass ameritard.

Oh no the lards are getting upset.

>>11983080
Careful, they might stumble off the couch a few feet before they run out of breath and give up.

>>11979292
Sure it does, kiddo. Shoo shoo.

>>11979465
BASED.

>>11979465
Yes, that's another thing too. Americans are totally ignorant about the world, thinking their little bubble is the only thing that matters.

>>11983181
That's because we are the only thing that matters. And if we're deployed somewhere, kicking whoever fucked up, we know about that place until we go back home. Then we forget about your 3rd world ass once again. Because you have no impact on our daily lives. We're fat and happy.

>>11979292
I doubt anything you've said is true.

Why is the America obsession so much worse on /ck/? I swear it's not even this bad on /pol/

Really admire the effort that went into this thread.

>>11983317
Because this board is a fucking joke and is just people who don't cook gossiping about which fast food chain is worse.

>>11983339
No need to get hostile. If you aren't getting out of this board what you expected, you can go elsewhere.

>>11983317
An American can live their life to the fullest without knowing other countries exist. I think everyone else is jealous of that blissful ignorance.

>>11982237
because you morons reply every time

>all those triggered butthurt amerimutts
Incredible

Carbs? Ugh, I only eat organic avocado toast.

>>11983484
>TFW you will never deflower a 19 year old boy

>>11979384
Because deep inside he is hurting

>>11979292
a single meal is about 600~660ish calories.