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Aspie here, going on a big date tomorrow to the Nitro Grill and need to know what to order to impress my date. Here's what I'm thinking
>Undercard: Jack Knife Fried Cheese
>Diamond Cuts: Big Sexy 24oz Porterhouse, well done and a Ringside Salad w/ ranch (also potato and vegetable)
>Take Down Deserts: Chocolate Power Bomb
>F.A.N.S (Frozen All Natural Smoothies): Bam Bam Blitz
What do you think /ck/? Is this acceptable? What would you order?

>> No.11977097

>>11977093
>thinking your order will impress anybody
You've already lost.

>> No.11977100
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>>11977097
It's THE Nitro Grill man. Are you being serious?

>> No.11977104

>>11977093
Those are pretty reasonable prices tbqh

>> No.11977106

>>11977093
how fat are you?
if you dont want to look like a huge fatass get the quesadilla, the flyin filet, and a sundae to share

>> No.11977110

>>11977100
Literally nobody gives a fuck, the only thing she might care about is your fatass ordering 3000 calories for a single meal.

>> No.11977124
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>>11977104
The menu MIGHT be a little old but I'm not too sure
>>11977110
So you're saying I should get The Bodybuilder instead? You may be right.

>> No.11977131

>>11977124
While you're at it ask if you can have a glug of her milkies and what her feelings are on fellatio on the first date.

>> No.11977149
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>>11977093
Hogan Burger
Based and Redpilled

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>>11977131
Thanks anon, you're the real champ