/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11970398

I'm not American, I can sit through a movie without stuffing my face with a few thousand calories ""light snack"".

>>11970401
I find it amusing and a little adorable how euroshits get so angry about Americans, that they feel the need to type out their anger, fill in the captcha, and click the post button just so they can feel superior for the few moments the thread is alive....all on an American website. Stay mad, friends.

>>11970398
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese) and a large soda

>>11970401
>look at me, I, the superior euro, don't eat during my movies
wow that's awesome dude

>>11970402
Yeah, keep rationalizing our disdain as "anger" or "obsession" while we laugh at your fat asses.

>>11970398

royale with cheese

I usually start with some mac and cheese and a few beers, then about half way through I get some chocolate cake and have some more beer.

>>11970398
>beer can chicken
the beer doesn't actually evaporate out of the can. It's a myth. You just have to baste it in beer and it will actually work

I did a search on OP's image, and the image comes from reddit's front page today. So OP was browsing reddit, saw a "neat" picture that has fucking nothing to do with /tv/, and decided to post it here because he's a complete and utter faggot.

>>11970408
Hmm... what's the fatty? You like eating like a pig kike fuck? You're a fag as well?

Flask of rum.

>>11970399
based

>>11970410
all of /tv/ is just
>what's on facebook/reddit/imgur/twitter
then it ends up on /v/

>>11970401
>food is bad

t. low-test dyel

>>11970410
Welcome to nu4chan

>>11970401
I usually don't eat anything all day so I can enjoy a large slushie at the movies. Don't see the problem.

i live on a diet of bread, cheese, water, coffee and cigarettes
during a long kinosession i might have a cheeky bag of haribos though

>>11970411
i'm only jewish on my dads side and occasionally wanting to try your own cum does not make you gay!

>>11970398
>macaroni in a sandwich

but why

>>11970418
based. I eat cheese and crackers for dinner most nights

>>11970398
nothing, maybe popcorn.
why not choose to go somewhere actually decent before or after?

>>11970400
you eat a hot karl during movies? lmao

>>11970422
popcorn gets stuck in my teeth, i just have a water. i agree, i like to get something good after

>>11970410
That shit has been happening for the past few months now.

>>11970420
Carb sandwich is the best sandwich

>>11970398
If it's a movie night, I'll usually grab some Thai takeout and a 12-pack of beer for me and my gf on my way home from work.

>>11970402
Lmao you find every oppurtunity you can to shittalk european countries

>>11970398
Popcorn is the only answer. You can munch on it for awhile and it's only 300 calories.

>>11970401
yuropoor mad he can't afford snacks.

>>11970420
Fatties will slap any foods together and pat themselves on the back for feeling like some kind of culinary artist.

>>11970398
>something something Americlapcucks really do this something something

>>11970429
>300 calories
Jesus dude, you pouring fucking butter on that shit? If not how much god damn popcorn you eat?

>>11970398
>bread and noodles
truly an american dish

>>11970401
Based.

>>11970420
>on the sandwich
>AND as a side dish
this makes me angry

>>11970428
Yep
>>11970432
>>11970434
Obsessed

>>11970398
I miss being a college kid watching flicks at the local second run diner theater and eating chicken strips and honey mustard and not giving a second thought to weight or anything.

Now I just drink diet soda at the theater. Or more likely hard booze cocktails, because fuck the big public theaters here in DC. Those people are fucking awful to see a movie with.

>>11970401
>This angers the fatties

Welcome to /ck/; Thar be single moms on this board.

Janny confirmed fatty.

>>11970444
hello ladies

>>11970435
wine and cheese is a snack

>>11970410
crossposters ruined this site

on sundays i like to slow cook something while I watch a movie, and then eat after! I love the comfy smells coming through the house while I watch some kino

>>11970451
Fucking this

>>11970410
Anyone who posts on /v/ /int/ or /tv/ shouldn't be allowed to post anywhere else on 4channel

>>11970401
Oh sweaty you don't eat while watching a movie because you can't afford it europoor.

>>11970406
kill yourself ahmed, pringles salt n vinegar should be banned

>>11970406
Terrorism flavour

>>11970435
that's some argie wine, and that plug is not european. Hola amigo argentino, como estas?

>>11970840
looks like an american socket to me

>eurocucks

Usually popcorn. If I'm at home, I'll drizzle some olive oil and add salt and red pepper flakes on top of it; additional herbage usually includes dried thyme/oregano/basil, and, occasionally, tarragon or rosemary.

>>11970406
hummus and goat sex, my favorite flavor

Pretty much these actually.

That is, either kebab pizza, sour cream & onion chips or these soft fruit candies with ammonium chloride punch.

>he watches movies

>>11970402
seething af lol

>>11970398
I like that the chicken looks like it's disappointed in the rest of the food.

>>11970398
I used to eat sour cream>>11970406
but lately I don't eat anything. My chewing sounds are distracting.

>>11971846
>purely entertainment distractions are bad in fascist 'murrica
Yeah, we should spend 100% of our tjme focusing on the jew conspiracy to commit white genocide and pollute our precious bodily fluids like /tv/ says.

>>11971917
>S-seething
Oh no nonno no no

>>11971846
You're on 4chan. Social media is an arguably worse way to kill time.

>>11970425
Try years. A lot of top threads on /tv/ and /v/ are images taken from reddit so the OP can have a 4chan style discussion about it. It's not a bad idea, but seeing the same shit is a little tiresome.

>>11970401
You have no food to eat.

>>11970433
A bag of regular microwave popcorn is 300 calories dude, stop acting like a douchebag.

>>11970398
>not filling your tray with McDonalds
Cringe.

>>11970400
I tried this once and Im pretty sure they just made it as a joke to fuck with tourists

The absolute smell
The absolute taste
The absolute texture
Kill me

>>11972074

Why is the saturation always turned up so high on these instagram fast food pics? It's so weird.

>>11970398
>beercan chicken

cringe

>>11972312
otherwise it looks like grey mush which is what it is

>>11970398
>ruining this with mac n cheese
I'm not a baby, grill some fucking vegetables to go with that.

>>11970398
A veritable feast of BBQ.

>>11972312
It's the saturated fats

>>11970431
this, its an american thing

>>11972499

>>11970398
Huge bitch mountain of pulled pork nachos, cheese sticks with sauce, sour skittles, and this kino drink

the best movie candy

>>11972499
Bless your hearts

>>11972744
Pizza and ice cream also I forgot to add. I would eat it all with my bf so why not

what the literal fuck is a kinosession

>>11973241
Best foods you can think of/ favourites in a huge ass sesh

>kino
please kys

>>11970426
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BONG EXTINCTION CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DISGUSTING

>>11970398
>kinosessions
holy fucking shit, kill yourself retard

>>11972499
>$50.99 plus tip

>>11970399
Sillemaggan

>>11970433
1 bag of popcorn is a little over 300 calories.

>>11973287
English """"""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""" need to be exterminated

>>11970402
>>11970429
>>11970476
Poland here and we do eat popcorn and stuff in mainstream cinemas. Only specific cinemas that play art house/nichie movies do not offer food.

What euro countries do not eat food during the movie?

>>11970420
As an American, I don’t even get this. He’s got a side of Mac, a side of pulled pork, and a Mac and pulled pork sandwich. It’s bull shot redundancy to make the plate seem more ‘epic’

>>11970435
Shit tier wine.