/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A good reason not to is if you like your food to taste good.

Do it. Colon cucks with their guts full of decaying flesh and worms will try to convince you otherwise, dont listen.

When you're going to a group event, you're often faced with a choice between being obnoxious or having to settle for plain fries.

>>11967907
>flavor meat with vegan food
>vegan food tastes bad!!!

>>11967903
I got Aquafaba double dip

Also why would you wanna go vegan?

>>11967907

>another vegan thread

Veganism is the Scientology of the food world. Also, signaling theory.

I GOT FUCKING DUMPLING TOOTS

>>11967954
>i just loooooove vegetables i could eat them all day nom nom nom
>i don't even know which is my favorite lolllllll

>>11968147
Carnists like you who get their panties notted are worse than vegans any day, namefag. Btw, you rival jevin for being the worst poster on this board. Crawl back into your hole.

do it, anon. we have the best memes.

>>11968147
Sadly it has more international roots and half truth whole lies science to back it.

>>11967903
>Veganism seems like it's actually the redpill
how?
>>11967903
>Is there any reason not to in 2019?
yeah, as a land animal, you require land animals.

>>11968432
yeah we require land animals to survive. that's why all the vegans are dead rip

>>11967954
You don't use herbs and spices with foods other than meat?

>>11968435
I almost come to tears thinking of the punishment the human body will endure trying to keep itself alive. Whether it be evolution as both atheists and some flexible religious followers believe, or sheer design as the stubborn would believe, the torture idiots put it through or the hell it often survives through other occurrences it astounding.

That being said, vegans are morons. They can't tell the difference between a healthy diet's vitamin's and minerals, and groups of chemicals the FDA haphazardly lumped together with a letter designation. Fuck whether or not they expire or whether or not your body needs six or many times more that quantity to synthesize them into the actual vitamin.

>>11968490
yikes. ok pal. good luck with your colon cancer and heart disease.

>>11968498
Or I could eat a balanced diet. Like an omnivore.

>>11968505
it doesn't matter if you eat a "balanced" diet. do you eat red meat? it's a carcinogen. lawl.

The irony of /pol/ and anyone else who uses "redpill" on 4channel is so fucking cute, as they completely misunderstood what the "redpill" is supposed to be in anything other than the most superficial sense. Also fuck veganism.

t. saucy nuts

>>11968397

>notted

"Your brain on the herbivore cult," et cetera.

>>11968490
Plants have been proven to have superior nutrition. Animals get their minerals from the plants they eat.

>>11968490
By the way the malnourished vegans you see are being eaten alive by parasites, it's not the lack of flesh in their diet causing this

>>11968525
You realize what the idea of a store is right? You can pick and choose what plant and animal you want to eat and in what quantity. Let animals process and accumulate nutrients you are less efficient at handling, then eat their flesh, eggs, or milk while you consume your vegetables, fruit, and grains.

Are complex things difficult for vegans?

>>11968572
>are complex things difficult for vegans?
Hey, retard, nice projection. The whole point of humans transitioning to a plant based diet is that our intestinal track was not meant to digest flesh. If you look at animals that are carnivores, they have short intestinal tracts designed to digest the flesh quickly so that it doesnt rot in their body. Humans intestinal tracts are 30' long, which is a clear indicator that we are designed to eat plants.

Your original point was nutrition, and now you are talking about outsourcing nutrient absorption to the animals you butcher and consume. Do you see how retarded you are? You probably have parasites.

Got sticky balls.

Everone in this thread has parasites

>>11968593

There's no moral dimension to reality, and no reality to moral pretense. You're throwing your life away for a lie, and no one else is even buying it.

>>11968687
why does what other people bother you so much? have you spoken to a therapist about this?

>>11967909
This post is literally retarded.

>>11967914
How does it feel knowing you're stealing the food source of other innocent animals?

>>11968716
you know that vegans eat less plants than meat eaters, right? or are you just literally autistic?

>>11967903
>veganism
>red pill

I give you that some of their dietary choices are good, but their whole idea of animals is blue pilled as fuck.

>>11968511
sunlight is a carcinogen

>>11967903
vegans don't get to eat tendies or cheese
not even sushi, that's pretty fucked

>>11968707

>why does what other people bother you so much?

You, uh, wanna take another stab at that, Billy goat?

>>11968740
>clearly doesn't understand sunlight or cellular biology

>>11968741
>there's vegan tendies
>there's vegan cheese
>there's vegan sushi
it's almost like it's 2019

>>11968687
at least i'm not a namefag on a mongolion chicken tender forum, faggot

>>11968716
survival of the fittest breh

I'll leave with this. My body feels so much better after switching to vegan diet. Primarily a whole food plant based diet with a lot of fruit. My skin is clear, energy is great. I feel AMAZING. And i'm not fat.

>>11968761

Kek, triggering mentally ill cultists never gets old :3

PLEASE PASS THE SALT!

>>11967909
So much this. I'm tired of carnists lying about "unhealthy vegans" lol, complete projection.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rieOahGXUU

>>11968435
To those brave vegans who have fallen.
F

>>11968435
I have nothing but respect.
>Died for his cult.

>>11968879
>>11968890

fucking kek

>>11968593
>Hey, retard, nice projection. The whole point of humans transitioning to a plant based diet is that our intestinal track was not meant to digest flesh. If you look at animals that are carnivores, (Lions, wolves etc) they have simple one-stomach systems, designedd to digest the flesh quickly so that it doesnt rot in their body. Humans intestinal tracts have four-stomach systems, identical to cows and sheep our fellow herbivores, which is a clear indicator that we are designed to eat plants.

>>11968890
Kek.

This was a good read

https://www.afr.com/news/world/the-veganism-boom-does-more-for-food-company-profits-than-the-planet-20190225-h1bof5

>>11968906
Topkek.

>>11968511
Porcessed meat is the carcinogen you grassfed cuck

>>11968761
>My skin is clear, energy is great. I feel AMAZING. And i'm not fat
>Veganstrong!

>>11968928
are you illiterate? rhetorical question, btw

>>11968928

You know, in a related note, I'm beginning to suspect that it's actually the state of California that causes cancer, and everything else is just a false positive caused by the testing being conducted in California.

>>11968954

*on a related note

>>11968950
>Probably, "maybe" "perhaps" "we really don't fucking know"

>>11968954
Agreed.

>>11968965
i'm sure you don't eat any of this shit, either. can't wait for you carnists to get cancer and die.

>>11968950
Wow, a picture of some text. I'm sold.

>>11968972
https://www.who.int/features/qa/cancer-red-meat/en/

>>11968958
You're still misspelling 'retarded'

>>11968965

>frail as fuck like me

My fucking sides just flew past Voyager I.

>>11968974
> Limited evidence means that a positive association has been observed between exposure to the agent and cancer but that other explanations for the observations (technically termed chance, bias, or confounding) could not be ruled out.

I wonder why you left that part out soyboy.

>>11968990
>clearly hasn't actually ever researched his stupid opinion before
topkek

>>11968969
You eat your starvation diet, I'll eat mine. It's all just opinion anyway.But there is couple curious things non? Vegan teeth (lol)

AND if Veganism is so damn healthy, why are all the top Superstars of Veganism quitting?? Tim Shieff hello? The vegan prince?

Why are long term vegans quitting the healthiest diet known to man?

>>11968998
Lebron is the KETO KING

>>11968998
vitamin d doesn't come from animal products you dumb shit. go regurgitate your uneducated talking points to someone who cares

>>11969006

>starving cultist
>can't capitalize
>can't punctuate
>calling anyone else dumb

>>11968983
Thank you so much, I've got more memes coming up in the weeks ahead if I don't die from all this red meat I'm eating....

Here is a slight improvement on the infographic posted earlier in the thread, the center guy wasn't vegan, this toothless guy obviously a bonifide vegan lol.

>>11969015

Doing God's work, Anon, keep it up!

>>11967903
Hello, my name is Chickpea Nugget.

As for reasons not to, the main one is cutting out any of the priority food groups meant to sustain human life is unsafe. Supplements may be a solution, but it can be argued that you shouldn't need them to begin with unless you have a health issue. Another reason is, unless you're exclusively shopping local, you're doing more harm to the planet than good. I went to an organic store and not a single thing was grown locally. All of it was shipped from organic farms in south america, europe, australia, etc. The amount of fossil fuel used to get that product to your stole completely eradicates any sort of positive impact you'd have by not eating meat or dairy.

>>11969014
it's for ~~ a e s t h e t i c s ~~ but i wouldn't expect uncultured swine such as yourself to know that.

>>11969051
my eyes just literally rolled out of my head

>>11969025
Cheers and likewise
>>11969051
Vegans Dont care about that. As long as the animals on vegan farms are slaughtered out of site, it's out of mind for vegans, vegans will laugh in your face if you ask them about pesticides use on "vegan" farms.

Only thing important to vegans is virtue signalling and their cult.(I know you know this, I just wanted to post it)

>>11969061
When the cultist resorts to condescension, they have lost the argument

>>11969061
Your eyes rolling out of your head is something I'd expect to happen to someone who's a hardcore vegan, honestly.

>>11967903
Deepfried On Toast

The perfect way to eat meat. Fuck vegans.

>>11969061
You can roll your eyes all you want but considering I spent 8 years in school studying food, physiology, and nutrition, I'd suggest you listen.

>>11969084
sure you did, pal. you have a totally real degree and a very fulfilling career, you're an authority in your field. that's why you're here, posting memes on a site for angsty teens lol. you peaked dude.

>>11969087
I worked under a chef who worked for 14 years at a Michelin star restaurant, and now teach culinary arts at a private institute. I have a PhD in culinary arts. My career is quite fulfilling, and your ad hominem attacks mean nothing to me. If my credibility isn't convincing enough for you to at least consider that I know what I'm talking about, then that's a problem for you, not for me.

>>11969087
>>11969093
vegans = utterly btfo

>>11967903
>tfw Mungbean Nutloaf
>tfw bae is Saucy Toots

>>11969110
Yes, overconsumption of meat is a factor in obesity and heart disease.

>>11969093
Vecucks won't respond to your post because they know they have no argument and are too assblasted to be more condescending.

>>11969110
They look like they've had too much sugar desu

>>11969130

Yep. All they have is distortion and misinformation. Well, that and the false dichotomy of morality.

>>11967903
>Aquafaba Cob Loaf
veganism might be good for you but meat is fuckin good. try a meatless chili. this is the kind of garbage that vegans eat. it's disgusting. i've cooked a few things that are vegan but fuck if i'm going to eat like that all the time.

>Cabbage Toots

I don't see what the issue is going vegetarian, eating dairy/eggs/honey and leaving out the meat is healthier and less douchey than being a full blown vegan

>>11969389
Edward Lear

>>11969364
Charles Gray

>>11969113
Bob Maar (known in school as Bowel Movement) and Jonathan Lee

>>11969081
Graham Chunningham

>>11969051
Yoshua Ezra

>>11967921
Clancy Hitler

>>11969389
>Demonize healthy red meat
>Move them step by step to veganism
>Vegetarian is step one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2peD23mJC0

Honestly I've never ever seen a good looking vegan (not counting images from the internet) I'm pretty sure >>11968505 is right omnivores are the true master race

>>11968936
If i didn't know any bette, i'd say this is an aids or cancer patient.

>>11969782
Australians are scum. All of them.

>>11969801
Sv3rige is omnivore. On he videos he shows that he eats cucumbers, oranges, mangoes, juices cucumbers etc. (In addition to meat and eggs)

>>11969819
I'm a promiscuous poof and have never seen cum that color.

>>11967954
>retardation: the post
>>11967903
if your body can't handle eating animal products then do it, otherwise no

Hi I'm not from this board I just got here from the homepage but are you guys seriously so retarded so as to believe that "some people" are omnivores? Asking for a friend.

>>11969824
It's an edit..
I just needed an photo of sverige.

Here is the original, a pitiful vegan meme

>>11969858
Yes "some people", exactly 88% of the population of Europe, are omnivores. In the third world it's above 99% (people who experience true hunger don't tend to join volunteer starvation cult like Veganism)

>>11969870
Except, the term omnivore refers to a consumption classification for animals that have the capability to obtain chemical energy and nutrients from materials originating from plant and animal origin. That makes 100% of us omnivores, regardless of what you choose to not eat. Unless, of course, you also believe that a man can biologically be a woman if he wants.

>>11967903
>another government data collection thread

How are you guys still falling for these in 2019

>>11969896
By your definition, 100% of animals in the world are omnivores since Lions will eat potato chips if you give a lion potato chips, and cows will eat meat if you give it to them.

Why did they even make the words "herbivores" and "carnivores" if literally none exist in this world, who believes in transgenders now?