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>Good evening sir. Table for one?

>> No.11963868
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Neet here. Eat out at cheaper places all the time by myself. No shame. Great service, easy time. If it is off-hours I will choose a table over the bar.

>> No.11963877

>>11963843
No, I want you to join me

>> No.11963883

god damn /tv/ scum
why can't they just stay in their concentration camp of a board?

>> No.11963890

>>11963868
also neet
hi neet friend
i can't do what you do because going outside is a very stressful event for me
how the fuck do you do it?

>> No.11963992

>>11963843
Nah I'm just going to grab a seat at the bar, thanks though.

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>>11963843
Yes, please.

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>>11963992
We have no "bar seating" at this establishment sir.

I can accomodate you in the back corner of the dining area if this would make you feel more comfortable.

>> No.11964059

>>11964053
Why the fuck am I eating here if no bar to sit at, even ruth chris has a bar section.

Fancy places are overrated, work takes me out to them constantly because computer vendors love to do lunch an learns. Don't give a fuck about fancy shit anymore.

>> No.11964079

Former wannabe-rockstar here. On the road, I would often eat alone in sit-down places between shows and hope to get recognized and no one ever did

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>>11963843
Yes

>> No.11964261

>>11963843
Get out of my house.

>> No.11964396

"Is the bar full service?"
"Yes, go right ahead!"
>Sit at bar
>Order a drink and food
"We don't serve food at the bar"

Thanks for nothing

>> No.11964427

>>11963890
Have you tried bringing headphones? Nobody cares if you listen to music while you eat.

>> No.11964440 [DELETED] 

>>11963890
headphones don't stop them from seeing me and looking at me

>> No.11964444

>>11963843
If you wear business casual and are clean shaven and don't act like a sperg, people just assume you're traveling on work and don't make a fuss

>> No.11964448

>>11964427
headphones don't stop them from seeing me and looking at me

>> No.11964453

>>11964440
They aren't going to say anything. You don't have to talk to people who aren't directly involved in the provisioning of your food. Try going at off hours like right when it opens or right before it closes or during daytime on a weekday when most people are at work.

Exposure therapy my dude. Every time you do it it gets easier.

>> No.11964461

>>11964448
Just go outside after a good shower and brushing your teeth, doing your hair. Go outside. Picture everyone as an irrelevent obstacle or naked. It's food time.

>> No.11964473

>>11963868
>>11963890
NEETs, how do you lazy weebs acquire money?

>> No.11964491

>>11964461
>>11964453
is hard enough going to grocery store
also i don't really want to even do this anyways, is just not worth all the trouble
but i appreciate the advice
i was just curious how another neet handles this stuff
but maybe you are neet for other reasons and not neet because you are mentally broken

>> No.11964493
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>>11964473
i get welfare because im mentally fugged up and can't function socially

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>Do this at local Chinese restaurant
>They give me one of those giant circular booths for 6-8 people
>Feel like a dumbass sitting there by myself

Good singapore noodles though

>> No.11964509

>>11963843
I use to be a NEET, in a way. I had 5 days off a week and spend over a decade playing video games and going for night walks. It catches up with you eventually and you start having existential crises events constantly. Eventually I enrolled in college just to fend them off and I'm about to graduate. Feels weird man.

>> No.11964518

>>11964509
you weren't a neet or even like one if you were working
fuck you
don't act like you lived neetlife and know how it is

>> No.11964572

>>11964518
Everyone has problems anon. You're just a pathetic loser who can't overcome it. Have you considered becoming an hero?

>> No.11964578

>>11963843
i always go to really busy places when eating by myself and carry around a notepad and fountain pen so the staff overgeneralizes and thinks i'm a critic so i always get premium service and free food

>> No.11964582

>>11964053
Yes please the cuck corner

It would be top service if you could get my crush to rail Chad at the table next to me, thank you.

>> No.11964586

>>11964261
lol

>> No.11964609

>>11964572
yes i have considered it a lot
and yes i know everyone has problems, it is life
yes i happen to be a pathetic loser that is unable to overcome my issues
some people can't overcome their problems, others can
problems in life are not all equally easy to deal with and some problems that may be easy for some are impossible for others, some problems that are impossibly hard can be overcome without too much difficulty by some people, things are just like that
is how life is

>> No.11964618

>>11964491
To be honest. I have some days when it bothers me when i go outside. I feel like i lost contact with the world. But i also feel like it has to do with that i'm very bad at taking care of myself and when i do take care.of myself i feel better outside.

Few weeks ago i had a nervous breakdown, cus some girls laughed at me and my crappy bike. Called me a loser. I know i am, don't have to rub it in stupid bitch...

>> No.11964641

>>11964618
sounds like a shallow retard bitch anon
no reason to let her get you down
my walmart shoes are falling apart and i haven't been able to get duct tape to repair them for a few months
the holes make it hard to go anywhere when it's wet out or too cold because i could get frost bite through the holes in them
the bottom of the shoe is detaching from the rest of the shoe on the right foot as well and sometimes it will catch the ground as im walking and fold over on itself
i understand the struggle

>> No.11964661

>>11963843
Yes Gregory, the usual.

>> No.11964663

>>11964641
>sounds like a shallow retard bitch anon
no reason to let her get you down

True. It did hurt. But she was a stupid bitch nontheless. At first i didn't know she was talking to me. But anyway, she was an stupid hag.

Oh having crappy shoes is a pretty big problem, Maybe try looking for second-hand shoes on some marketplace?

Somehow i got grown up with that so even though i always feel like i make it akward i still buy stuff or get stuff from time to time and pick it up.

>> No.11964686

>>11964663
im just going to use duct tape
i almost never go outside so it's not a big issue
just makes getting groceries difficult sometimes unless it's all dry and mild temperature outside

>> No.11964835

>>11963843
No 2, my mum's running late.

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>>11963843
>eating outside
>letting other people cook my food

2paranoid4that

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Singles Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Order Something From The Menu Like Nigga Eat Your Food Haha

>> No.11965269

i want a gf

>> No.11965280

>>11964493
>le sadbux

>> No.11965290

>>11965280
is not for being sad!