/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh great it's another one of these fucking retarded threads

It tastes good and makes me feel good.

>>11958809
You need to be 18 tonpost here.

>>11958809
>raises heart rate
what? from 60 bpm to 65 bpm? lmao
>raises blood pressure
what? from 100 mmHg to 110 mmHg? lmao

>>11958809
You'll regret making this thread one day.

It improves my cognitive faculties while tasting and smelling great.

>>11958820
That's a massive overestimate of the effect. Probably under 3 mmHg. When I cut out caffeine the effect on my blood pressure wasn't measurable. Maybe if you did a huge study and averaged it out you could notice the difference.

>>11958809
>crap?
stopped reading right there

i have low blood pressure and my coffee is neither bitter nor sludgy

>I don't drink coffee
>I drink soda
these people are the worst

>>11958809
If you don't like the taste and smell of coffee then you're a genetically inferior species. My son is 4 and he loves coffee ice cream.

Inb4 I'm gay btw...

>>11959680
sorry but your son's gay btw
not sure if that matters

I drink coffee every single day, and prefer mine black.

My blood pressure as of today is 120/74.

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>>11960208
DIS NIGGA DRINKIN BEANS

>>11960208
that's prehypertension m8. bottom of the threshold

>>11958820
Ikr its like ops fucking 89 or something. He probably thinks outside air is too spicy

>>11960208
Perfect blood pressure.

>>11960208
I drink coffee every day and mine is fucking 96/68 last visit. I'm basically dead.

>>11960208
120-139 systolic or 8-89 diastolic falls under prehypertension.

you're going to die

>>11958809
>Why do people pretend to enjoy this crap?
Caffeine addiction, or they destroy the drink by mixing in tons of sugars.

>"I NEED my coffee to get up in the morning I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!"
>tfw never even drank a single cup in my life so getting up in the morning is a breeze since i'm not addicted to caffeine

>>11958809
addiction
inb4 "i can stop any time i just dont want to"

helps me shit

>>11958809
It's a painkiller so if you want to knock it that's fine but don't pretend you don't indulge in anything that makes life easier.

>>11960439
>doesn't state their age
>doesn't even state what job they do and at what time

>>11960439
this is why i try to wait at least a few hours before having a cup of tea or coffee. being able to wake up and do stuff without it is a good thing and waiting a while also seems to make the caffeine's effects more noticeable instead of it kicking in while still half asleep.

>swallow 200mg caffeine pill and 400mg l-theanine capsules
>drink any hot beverage i want

>>11960491
What hot beverage are you trying to drink besides coffee?

What’re the alternatives then?

>>11958820
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>>11960371
caffeine gave me tachycardia. My resting heart rate with caffeine was 120. Now it's stuck at 65 after 4 weeks no caffeine.
I stopped drinking caffeine when my tachycardia hit 180-200 bpm. Shit was fucking scary. I'm lucky it didn't trigger a fucking stroke. I mean, I did have stroke like symptoms for 1 second but they went away and I survived the whole ordeal.

Caffeine is a stimulant. It's a drug. It's like snorting cocaine. Yes it wakes you up, but it kills you slowly if you're sensitive to stimulants and already have a heart condition you don't know about.

>>11960493
Not being a basic bitch.

>>11960492
i like ginger tea

>>11958809
>Why do people pretend
Why not just delete these threads? It's always the same fucking troll anyway.

>>11960496
>Yes it wakes you up

No it doesn't. You went through a legitimate disorder and still don't understand it. It merely keeps you awake further than you would have if you hadn't consumed it. Your doctors were ineffective in educating you on the whole situation.

>>11958820
Also, it's not "from 60-65 lmao". A more acurate example would be "from 60-120 lmao" you dingus.

>>11960501
Figures.

>>11960513
dont judge me please

I like the taste but I can also handle adrenaline and hypertension unlike you low test plebbit faggots.

>>11960507
Source?

>>11960516
Well it's literally already too late.

>>11960506
I never went to any doctors. Doctors are for white people.

I used to drink lots of caffeine. My resting heart rate, I logged myself at 120bpm. constantly. no matter if I was laying down in bed at night and hadn't had caffeine in 48 hours, my resting heart rate was still 120.

Then I had tachycardia partially induced by vitamin deficiency and made worse by drinking 150-300mg of caffeine a day.

Quit drinking caffeine. Started sleeping more. After a few weeks, I self logged my resting bpm as 60-65. I haven't had a resting heart rate that low in 12 years.

Here's the things that led to my almost heart attack: 1) lack of sleep 2) too much caffeine 3) vitamin deficiency and a shit diet, made worse by diabetes, which made me pee out my vitamins faster.

>>11960517
Source? Personal experience. My resting heart rate was at 120bpm for the longest time until I quit caffeine. Then it went down to 60-65.

>>11960496
> coffee is like cocaine
Ok grandpa

>>11960527
>150-300mg a day.
>Tachycardia.
This is your body on anime and vidya, it is time to quit. Why do shitskins pretend they are hard and can't even handle some hot beans or yeast shit?

>>11958819
What is a tonpost, and how do I check if I am 18 of them?

>>11960527
>I never went to any doctors.

>>11959680
You're stunting your son's growth by giving him access to caffeine in his formative years.

>>11960496
How much were you having?

>>11960600
I don't think coffee ice cream has enough to do that unless he's eating large bowls of it daily, and then the sugar is probably more of a concern at that point.

>>11960481
I work at a harbor. My shift is 7-4. I do physical labor the first half of the day and then mundane office work the second half. I never require coffee at any point because im not some drug addict or other shitty diet idiot

>>11960439
coffee is more then just caffeine

>>11960533
That just means you're a sensitive little bitch. My resting heart rate is 55 and it night go up to 65 if I have a couple cups of coffee.

>>11960439
>never drank coffee except for trying a sip once in along while
>still can barely get myself out of bed before noon most days

>>11958809
My morning coffee is the best part of my day

>>11958809

I do weed.
I drink before 11 am.
I WORSHIP meth.
I jackoff to BBC porn daily.

My brain is already a hot mess of really fucked up addictions and...you want to talk about coffee?

Dude.

>>11958809
For me it was unironically an acquired taste
Although to be fair I do like burnt parts on toast so maybe that's just me having bad taste

I didnt drink coffee till i was 30, thought it was dumb, then started drinking it at work one winter when the kitchen was cold af till we could fire up the broilers for service. Now ive had a cup prob every morning since, and i drink tea at night because the coffee will get me jittery at night, but not in the morning really. Anyway, i can pretty much drink it black now, but i use like 1/4 cupmof ground beans for 2 cups of coffee each morning, which i think is 4 cups of water in my little brewer, with a small pot. It makes 2 normal sized mugs either way thats prob alot of grounds but thats the only way i like. Thanks for reading

>>11958820
mmHg is a fucking gay way to measure pressure. Why not use pascals or kilopascals?

>>11961151
>Haha I am such a fuckup how dare you try to out-fuckup me.

Sit down and keep quiet you fuckup.

>>11958809
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>>11958815
>These normies have never heard of morning meth
>doesnt taste like shit
>fast and easy to use
>low cost alternative

Why dont you do morning meth /ck/?

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>>11961165
I'm 5'5 on a good day and I fucking love these.

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>>11961145

>"I LOVE COFFEE! *sluuurrrrppppppp* ahhhhhh rich roasted goodness!"

>>11961165
you can say 'as fuck' on the internet, underage twitter bitch

>>11960496
You have anxiety or some kind of allergy to caffeine. That's absolutely not a normal response to caffeine consumption. Seek psychiatric help.

>>11959680
>coffee ice cream
>implying that a bowl of sugar is real coffee

>>11960419
>you’re going to die

Bold prediction there sherlock

>>11960427
Except all today of us who drink it black for its taste, retard.

>>11960442
Or actually liking it, retard.

>>11960563
Okay whitey we get it, you go to the ER every time you stub your toe.

>>11958809
Leaving your manchild palate aside, coffee is also associated to a bunch of health benefits.
Now go have some candy, faggot.

>>11961674
those*

>>11961684
>my addiction isn't a problem! it's good for me! I'm not the child, you are!

>>11961690
>not taking your morning coffee shit to clear out your bowels from the previous day
Why even live

>>11961690
I'm not addicted, you dumb cuck. Also nice dismissal of the health benefits associated to coffee such as lower risk of getting type 2 diabetes or cirrhosis.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section8

>>11961699
>lower risk of type 2
Okay I'm on board with some of the other benefits but this is blatantly not true

>>11959660
This

>>11961700
What do you mean?

>>11961699
They call those simple associated factors. It's like the "health benefits of drinking wine" which are literally the same as eating grapes. It's not the caffeine, addict.

>>11958809
Addiction

>>11961693
eat a little bit of rotten meat at night and in 6 hours you completely clean yourself out. It's pretty nice after the fact desu easy way to lose wieght

>>11961716
Cope, manchild

>>11961731
>coming from a literal addict desperate to justify it
Pure Projection

>>11961713
There's nothing in coffee or caffeine that makes your body less resistant to insulin, the correlation is that people who willingly drink coffee usually have diet and exercise habits that are less likely to result in type 2. It's all personality, not chemical

>>11961736
You literally have to make up an addiction for someone whose coffee habits you're completely unaware of and who finds coffee out of his own volition. And you can't even offer an explanation for the lower risks on those ailments.
Cope harder, sugary manchild.

>>11961746
>>11961745
I don't think coffee is necessarily an addiction but this explains the lower risks

>>11961746
See >>11961745
Projection, addict.

>>11961745
>>11961761
How about this?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/amp/319348

>>11958809
Taste contrasts well with breakfast items, and helps to make you more alert. I prefer it in social settings to stimulate the conversation.

I don't drink coffee alone, but will drink tea from time to time.

>>11961766
>manchild fattie talks about addiction without knowing anything about my coffee habits
>talks about projection
Stay mad, lardass

>>11958809
>has a panic attack from taking a sip of coffee
OP... Coffee drinkers statistically have longer lifespans and lower risk of cancer

>>11961776
Oh man you just keep digging that pathetic hole of projection and anger. It's okay addict, they have clinics for this kind of stuff!

>>11961778
>I have no idea a about your habits b-but you're an addict, mvm all those health benefits associated to it, I'll still be asshurt!!1
Did a coffee drinker bully you at school?

>>11961773
>After the 10-week study period, the researchers isolated islets of Langerhans - which are pancreatic cells that normally produce insulin - from each group of mice.
>The team found that the islets isolated from mice fed cafestol demonstrated a 75 to 87 percent increase in insulin production, compared with islets isolated from the control group
Yeah, that's enough proof for me, I stand corrected. On the flip side, drip coffee produces less cafestol which also raises LDL so it isn't perfect.

>>11961793
You may want to check this out too. It references several studies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/coffee-s-effect-diabetes#effect-on-glucose-and-insulin
Regardless, I just drink it for the taste.

>>11961809
Yeah it's hard to use diabetes treatment as a justification for anything when blood sugar is affected by literally everything
I drink it for the flavor too

>>11961488
It's a very autistic trait to have this much seething anger over people enjoying something that you yourself don't. You don't see me yelling at you for rocking and staring at a wall or counting the grains of salt in a salt shaker, do you?

>>11961789
>didnt read anything and just angrily screeches that normal people are disgusted by addicts

>>11961831
Those "addicts" whose habits you know nothing of have statistically longer spans than non-coffee drinkers. Did you get made fun of because you order an orange juice with a quiggly straw at a cafe?

>>11958809
Baste

>>11960600
I started drinking coffee at 7 and am the tallest person in my family

>>11961195
I'm pretty sure that mmHg was the traditional way of measuring blood pressure for a while and doctors just stick with it instead of using a more correct unit like kPa.

People that hate coffee are worse than global warming shills maybe even worse than trumptards and anti semites

>>11958809
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>>11961488

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS /ck/!?!?!?!?

>>11961841
Again I would refer to the two previous posts you ignored explaining that phenomenon. You're as bad as winos saying how healthy alcohol is when they could just eat grapes and have the same benefit.

>>11961951
Read the studies in the thread

>have naturally low blood pressure
>took my blood pressure after 3 cups of coffee and the end of a stressful day at work
>120/75

Just don't ask me about my alcohol consumption...

>>11961675
yes addicts usually like the things they are addicted to
an astute observation

>>11961488
>1488
based digits

>>11961951
>coffee drinkers are actually healthier people overall
Way to undermine your "muh addicts" narrative by yourself, faggot.

>>11962111
>still sticking to m-muh addicts cope
Absolute state of coffeephobic manchildren

>>11958809
What a wholesome pic, the only thing missing there is my bowl of oatmeal

>>11962192
>denial
>anger

>>11962211
>coffee drinkers are addicts
>actually there are some benefits associated to coffe consumption
>well, that's because coffee drinkers have healthier habits... b-but they're still addicts!!
Imagine being this asshurt that your shitty thread was btfo by your own mental gymnastics.

>>11962225
>bargaining

>>11961488

>>11962225
He just pulled out "5 stages of grief" out of his ass and put it in here, of fucking course he is not able to catch the correct meaning of addicts or addiction.
Nonetheless you are retarded too, what exactly you try to gain in an argument like that, if you can even call that an argument.
It's basically autistic retards screeching at each other.

I literally only drink coffee for the laxative properties. Nothing like a good cuppa joe and a big shit first thing in the morning

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>>11962302
>Nothing like a good cuppa joe and a big shit first thing in the morning
What about a big shit on the clock

>>11958809
>drink one small cup of coffee
>immediately jittery and get anxious
ohnonono how do I fix these shitty genes

>>11962324
Oh that's even better. You're alright in my book, anon

>>11962324
>drink my morning cup during my commute to work
>finish as I pull in
>time to shit by the time I walk in the building

Perfection

>>11960527
>diabetes riddled body
>never goes to the doctor

>>11962346
>shitting outside home
massive yikes

>>11962380
he's obviously in india where it's acceptable there

>>11962380
>not dabbing on your coworkers with an extra stinky shit you didn’t flush

Faggot alert

>>11961488
Here's the reply you wanted anon, take you're (you) and begone.

>>11962288
>depression

>>11962409
>mental retardation

>>11961488

>I don't like thing so it's LE MEME XD

That's some stunning argument indeed

>>11962422
seething
coffee drinkers are as bad as vegans lmao

>>11962431
Thanks for the memes, retard. ;)

>dude weed is like totally good for you bro
>you dont smoke weed? lol what a loser right i smoke it every day
>yea i always smoke a bowl before bed so i can get to sleep, thats a normal thing for people to do why do you think thats weird???
>im not addicted i just like it
t. coffee drinkers

>>11962431
In fact kid, post more memes, fuck your homework. Education is overrated anyway.

>>11962478
>LOL U MUST BE A SCHOOLKID
epic argument youve truly persuaded me that coffee drinkers are mature intelligent individuals with no irrational attachment and protectiveness over their habit of drinking a disgusting liquid multiple times every day due to addiction

>>11962482
wowwwww totally epikkkkkk comment dude lel XD moar plx :))))))

Ive been smoking weed with black coffees for the past week. It feels scary sometimes haha

>>11962504
we're done here

>>11962525
>acceptance

>being so butthurt that your childlike taste buds can't handle coffee
>coping by calling statistically healthier people "addicts" without a hint of irony
JUST

>>11961103
Good for you, do you want a trophy?

I could have said the same thing 15 years ago. Bodies age. You won't be superman forever.

>>11961165
Coffee is how the rich keep the poor people stressed out, in bad health, and under control.

>>11961520
Yes I do have anxiety AND I react badly to caffeine. That's why I don't drink it anymore.

Why should I get help if my problem's been solved? My life is amazing now without caffeine. I feel happy, healthy, not depressed, not stressed out and anxious, AND my sleep cycles are normal.

>>11960491
>300k starting

>>11960518
>Nebraska
Should be Scooter's damnit, thought we were better than to fall for the mermaid jew.

>>11963535
Reacting badly to the caffeine is a symptom of the anxiety. It's not a reaction you would get if the anxiety was properly treated.

>>11961488
This anon secretly craves daddy's dick

>>11960381
That's heart failure anon

>>11963813
You know what? You're a symptom of my anxiety

>>11962425

>seething

>>11965203
true
coffee drinkers are as bad as vegans lmao

>>11965203
this is a low energy attempt to keep this failure of a thread afloat

>>11965216
t. fatass

>>11961195
That's not how blood pressure is traditionally measued

>>11962457
>drinks only once or twice a week bec it tastes great
>addicted?

>>11965659
t. faggot

>>11965655

>>low energy
>t. I NEED MY COFFEE IN THE MORNING TO PERK ME UP!

>>11965707
>coffee two bitta for me!! :(( want orange juicy with colored straw!!
Seething manchild

>>11965728
>denial
>anger
>addiction

>>11960518
i'm gonna take a wild guess where caribou coffee's corporate office is

>>11966200
>substance whose "addicts" statistically live longer
really makes me think

>>11958809
You've never actually had a good cup of coffee I'd say based on your picture and description. It's not your fault; most people are too dumb to know what is good and what is not and the drip style brewers only make coffee that tastes good when you drown it in cream and sugar.

Good coffee is not bitter.

>>11963535
then how can you say it like it's gonna effect everyone like that you titty boy

>>11966230
stay mad, manchild

>>11966510
Found the Starbucks barista

>>11966991
>is put off by a bitter drink
>calls anyone a manchild
Go have some soda, fattie

>>11967145
i drink water actually, addict

>>11967172
Sure thing fattie

>>11967206
>addict literally cant believe that normal humans dont drink unhealthy addictive drinks like them
youre just proving my point

>>11967268
>unhealthy addictive drinks
Coffee drinkers statistically live longer and are at a lower risk to get certain diseases. But I'm sure covering your ears and repeating "addicts" like a retard is a convincing argument.

>>11967333
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2015-08/esoc-clw082815.php
heres a study saying the exact opposite
what now, addict?

>>11958809
>Drinking drip filter coffee
>Probably an American pleb who has never had a decent, good coffee in his life.
I feel sad for you, while drinking my short black here.

>>11958809

There is no better way to prove oneself as a brainlet than to imply that everyone else is only pretending to like things.

Sure, it's true for a not insignificant number of people in basically every scenario, but it's basically never the majority.

It's almost bed time wagies! Hit the hay as soon as you get home or you'll be late for work tomorrow.

>>11967376
>seething

>>11958809
not all coffee is like your mom's maxwell house

If you've never had a coffee-fueled turbo-shit following a night of drinking with the lads, you're missing out. It's like a soul cleansing evacuation of the bowels that is unrivaled by anything else in life

>>11968056
No it’s not it’s hot liquid burning diarrhea that destroys your stomach liner and leads to intestine cancer.

>>11967357

That "research" indicates absolutely nothing new about the consumption of caffeine and its effect on cardiovascular health

>>11958809
I had no idea /ck/ hated coffee so much. Makes me wonder about this entire board.

>>11968063
>No it’s not it’s hot liquid burning diarrhea that destroys your stomach liner and leads to intestine cancer.
Source?

>>11958809
Caffeine is a mild pain killer. Don't you know that?

>>11960496
It doesn't wake you up dumbass. It just keeps you awake which isn't the same thing.

>>11969456
Most posters can't enjoy any spice or bitterness, it's a shit board

My coffee is never bitter , what is this meme? Am I doing something wrong?

>>11970628
You're brewing it better than OP, that's for sure.
Great coffee has only a pleasant bitter taste, with some sweet notes depending on the origin, freshness and roast level.

>>11960371
this comment is more dangerous than caffeine

>>11960522
reckt

>>11970299
This

Nothing quite as freaky as a cup of coffe right before a nap, some intense dreams right there nigga

>>11960496
What am I fucking reading
I went on a 10 hr coke binge and my heart rate hovered around 130 the whole night, you have something wrong with you

>>11970301
>it's a shit board

mfw I love the taste of coffee but my body reacts horribly to stimulants so I can't have a single mug without it giving me a very bad time

I'm so fucking jealous of people who can drink it safely. And on top of that I have to listen to these babies like OP complaining it's disgusting. You are

>>11958960
how did this anon know?

>>11958819
THIS

Coffee is good. Prove me wrong. "No!" is not an argument.

>>11958809
I literally have to in order to shit. Im constipated as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8LEAdEjfjQ
ULTIMATE TEKNO COLLEKTION!!!! LISTEN TO IT NOW!!!!

>>11967385
SIIIIIIIIP

>>11958809
>Why do people pretend to enjoy this crap?
The same reason as for all other drugs, addiction

>>11961221
meth isn't really a thing but morning amphethamine is the perfect poverty breakfast

>>11960439
Yeah these people are annoying, I’m 29 and don’t touch the stuff anymore, gave me terrible heartburn and I was way to reliant on it.

>>11975793
Another manchild.

>>11958809
Made (microwaved) some palak paneer with rice. I couldn't find the top for my rice cooker so I had to make rice on the stove like some kind of caveman.

>>11975868
do you know how pathetic you sound lmao

How do to i drink it coffee with without having to shit alot

>>11958809
>205 replies
Guys come on...

coffee is bitter and tastes like shit you guys are stupid just drink water holy shit.

>>11976616
based and healthypilled

>>11976616
It's a false dichotomy, I drink both coffee and water. And if I found it disgusting like you child-palated faggots do, I'd not drink it in the first place.

>noo its actually not bad for you
>i cant stop anytime i just dont want to
>i just like it
t. every addict ever

>people drink coffee
>it becomes a necessity in their routine
>some only have coffee in the morning because they're too lazy to wake up at a decent time to allow themselves a proper breakfast, will openly admit this and pretend nothing is wrong, then complains about stomach pains
>if they don't get their fix, they become irritable and complain about feeling drained or getting headaches
>they become one of those people who unironically say stupid shit like "don't talk to me, i haven't had my coffee yet", pic related
imagine being this much of a cuck

>>11960307
*seeds

>>11960464
i shit so big after coffee

>>11976763
get a job, kid

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>>11977287
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>>11976763
Semen is my preferred go-to over coffee btw, I'm sure that matters.

>>11960208
I bet that's not the only thing you prefer black you fucking faggot.

>>11978890
>this is your mind on BLACKED

>>11958809
>raises your heart rate and blood pressure
Temporarily, just like aerobic exercise.

you do remember your cardio... r-right anon?

>>11979430
I lift weights for 3 hours and my heart rate stays at 100+ for 4 hours afterwards, does that count?

>>11979456
close enough imo.