/ck/ - Food & Cooking

am I invited to the party to enjoy a piece of the Party Pizza?

What makes a pizza a PARTY PIZZA?

>>11957475
When it says "Party Pizza" on the label!

>>11957442
Use this method for best results.

Ready all your pizzas

>>11957559
It begins

Prepare your ingredients.

>>11957576
Grab your first stick of butter. Don’t be shy.

Holy shit. I forgot to mention this recipe calls for pizza rolls!

>>11957638
Sweet Jesus

>>11957638
ok, you have my attention

>another frozen food thread.

posting in epic bread

>>11957638

Just a knob

>>11957638
This thread just got interesting.

>>11957442
I like how it has in big words on the front NATURALLY AND ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED like this is a selling point that it has some natural flavoring.

Time to blend your ingredients together

>>11957684
Dis gun B gud

Thank you, immersion blender

Also, why not add some more cheese?

>>11957695
Vegetarian cheese.......

>>11957700
Dumb frogposter

There we go

>>11957576
based wild turkey anon

There we go. The interior is finished. Any complaints, ladies?

>>11957559
Attention all pizzas of the Totino's Federation

>>11957752
Continue

What a puree. I’ve blended the pizza rolls with the veggies.

>>11957775
I suddenly don't feel so good.

>>11957775
oh no...

>>11957775

>>11957775

>>11957775
looking good, you now have my attention

>>11957849
Yeah, nothing get's /ck/'s attention like intentionally shitty cooking. It's a nice excuse to post some reaction images too! XD

>>11957869
No. How dare you. This is clearly a work of genius, you're just too set in your ways you culinary school drop out.

I think he died boys

what the fuck is happening

>>11957775
you fool
you just made mustard gas

>>11958058
op ded

>>11957775

Egyuhehheh

put me on the screencap if there's any

One slice = 4,099 calories

>>11958672
I find that the addition of Nintendo Switch carts bring the perfect amount of chemical bitter agent to any dish

>>11957753
We have consumed the dough

>>11958672
looks dank enjoy the heartburn

>>11958714
KEK

>>11958672
Hell yeah lookin' good OP

>>11958672
is it actually any good? I could see it being decent taste-wise if not for the fucking stick of butter.

>>11959423
I threw up about three hours later. It was most certainly not good.

>>11959434
lmaooo

>>11959434
holy shit based op

>>11959437
>>11959441
I also had a bloody nose when I was throwing up. You wouldn't believe what the inside of my toilet bowl looked like.

>>11958672

based and calorie-pilled

>>11957775

>>11959458
i hope you are feeling better totinosbro

>>11957670
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>>11958672
Well done. God tier /ck/ thread

>>11957869
Shut The Fuck Up You Fucking Nigger

>>11957442
Fuck man when I was strapped for cash I used to live off those things. And for some reason I only had a microwave, so I would just microwave them. Not as good microwaved (probably why they say no microwave on the packaging.)

when i weighed nearly 400lbs i would just microwave these bad boys and roll them up and eat them in a single bite

>>11960212
I JUST started feeling better. I threw up on myself while driving. Will post pics of my ruined jacket in the morning.

I add onion and mushroom. Still top 5 for drunk food after all these years.

>>11957442
OP you are one insane bastard. Tell us, was it worth it? It sure doesn't sound like it.

>>11957775
Put me in the screencap

They dont sell these anymore at my local grocery store, stater bros. They stopped carrying them when they were put into bags, i dont know why and frankly im pissed about it. If im at walmart and i think of it ill buy a few for thr freezer. They are so good when you dont want to cook or go anywhere

>>11958672
dank copy of zelda

True story time
>be me
>be poorfag
>no money for two more weeks
>totinos pizza rolls areon sale and are literally the only thing i can afford
>eat literally nothing but totinos pizza rolls for two weeks straight
>take zero shits durring this time
>three days after this poverty diet
>tummy rumbles
>try to take a shit
>push and push for 45 mins nothing
>try again an hour later
>all that comes out is two tiny hard brown nuggets and some clear substance that is thicker than cold vaseline but clear and stick as fuck
Im never eating totinos again.

Here’s my jacket after throwing up on my self (vomit #2) while driving. I had to stop at a walmart covered in barf and buy new clothes for the night.

>>11962232
anon i.. think you got raped in the ass
>>11962277
i ate a bunch of hot cheetos yesterday and woke up in the middle of the night to red liquid shit spewing out of my asshole
im gonna go take another shit once my shower steams up
have a good day op

>>11957519
That shit is golden lol

>>11962277
real human bean

>>11962303
>taking shit
do americans really do this? in my country we leave ours

>>11962232
thats probably industrial grade fat/grease your body was physically incapable of absorbing over the two weeks

>>11957576
>non-neat whisky

>>11958672
legit looks tasty as fuck

>>11962966
It's funny to me that it's the whiskey is your autism precipitate.

>>11957775
Breadin in ebin toast

>>11957442
making these things square is a fucking crime.

Great thread OP. Did you learn your lesson?

>>11962232
based

>>11962613
fucking witty m8, fookin wittay

>>11963399
Yes, I still feel sick. I can’t think of a single thing I could stomach. My brother had capri-suns in his fridge though and those were a godsend.

>>11963481
were you also drunk or did you throw up from the sticc of butter and pizza preservatives

>>11963487
The jacket barf was when I was stone cold sober. The puke smelled like lime juice concentrate, and my shits smelled like a rubber fire.