/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>hey John, yup the usual. How's the kids?
Then I thank John for the free milkshake he always gives me.

>>11956423
Stay silent and start winking morse code for yes.

>>11956423
If you're in the mood for the usual:
>"Yes please, thank you!"

If you're not in the mood for the usual:
>"No thank you, could I please see the menu?"

Fuck what other people think of you.

>>11956423
I was expecting

>tfw the restaurant you go to recognises you

>>11956434
i live in a small town and small town makes gossips run wild i don't want to be someone's facebook post that can be turned into a meme

>>11956444
>local retard orders same dish from family restaurant 5 days in a row
Do you really think they care about you enough to do something like that? Don't forget, you're more insignificant than you think.

>>11956444
Trips of autism

Stop watching anime, itd probably help your autism problem immensely

>>11956448
>Do you really think they care about you enough to do something like that?
well yeah, people only care if they can make fun of someone

>>11956423
Stop going there and move.

>>11956423
"haha, it sounds like you have met my twin. He's autistic and always orders the same thing when he goes places. But I've never been here before, and thing I'll have [the usual] today."

>>11956457
but its the only place they serve such delicious plate

Whenever I start getting treated like a regular, ghost the place completely. I can't have this kind of intimacy and caring in my life.

>>11956474
I know what you mean. It will just make your suicide harder to go through with, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

>>11956474
>>11956423
To be honest it saves me time... But only had this at coffee shops

>>11956423
Why not just walk in with a woman? Dress better and stand tall if you want respect.

>>11956566
Escorts are a bit expensive for just going to a restaurant. A prom or family gathering, maybe. A restaurant? That's just autistic.

>>11956571
I know you're joking but just date a woman. As you get older and get higher salaries it becomes easier trust me.

>>11956573
>joking
I know it's technically 4channel now but come on

>>11956573
It doesn't, RPer. If you lack the basic capacity to attract a woman in younger life you don't have the skills to earn a higher salary in later life. If you don't develop your social skills in your mid 20s, you're dead to the world forever.

>>11956577
No, you come on.

Work and make your money. Dress better. Work on hygiene. It's honestly not that difficult and even if you think it is you have to do it. Just go forward and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>11956581
Nope. I never attracted a woman before and then I just stopped being a bitch. Stand taller and dress better. Stop looking like you're a bitch. Fake it 'til you make it is a saying for a reason.

>>11956584
attracting a female mate can seem impossible if you never once had a flirty conversation in school when you're developing. you need a shit ton of money to legally buy pussy in the US. so no, YOU come the fuck on

>>11956451
>tfw addicted to epic pepes


MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>11956423
>Ask what the usual is
>Decide if that's what i want today
>say yep or no & pick something els
Tuna with no crust op, just remember it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy day before and it hasn't changed.

>>11956646
>mom found the poop sock

I wish I could be a regular at a restaurant, but there's nothing but chain fastfood stores around my place.

Yes, please.
I frequent a restaurant that usually fills your water gkass when they notice you need more. I drink so much they fill a pitcher for me as soon as I walk in. Feels good man.

>>11956423
Imagine you're so autistic that you stop going to a place you like because you like it. Oh no, the waiter knows your order amd you may have made your first friend.

Time to fuck off forever. Kill yourself OP

>>11956423
>go into restaurant
>worker-person there comes up to me after a while
>apologizes and says it won't be much longer until my tea is ready, he says he just got distracted talking to some other regulars
>I don't do that to you though, I know you like to eat in peace
>I don't respond

weird, why would he make a point of telling me his theory that I dislike company and say it with an inflection like he is seeking a confirmation or denial.

>>11956965
>>11956965
>his theory
Listen anon, we all know you barely speak, you don't have to try to hide it and pretend you're good at talking to people.

>>11956423
Depends how I'm feeling I guess there are very few places I've ever eaten at that do only one thing really well.

If yes, then some affirmative answer, maybe with some autistic flirting. If no, then start with the autistic flirting, and state my order. Anyone looking at me can probably tell at first glance that I'm pretty far from normal.

>Oh no, the waiter knows your order amd you may have made your first friend.
I don't want a friend. I want access to my meal with the less amount of friction possible.

>>11956965
Based autistic anon.

>>11956965
I enjoyed this post

>>11956423
I used to live across the street from a pizza hut, and had a work at home job, so I ordered often cause I could just run over to get my order during my breaks. The manager there eventually started to recognize me cause I'd come in every other day and order a pzone and occasionally breadsticks. One day he asks me why I keep coming there, I explain its cheap and I don't have much time on break. Gradually he becomes concerned with my general wellbeing and my eating habits, but I persist. Fast forward like two years, and I've gotten to know the entire crew pretty well. They finally announce that pizza hut was ceasing production of the pzone, and I'm crushed. I go in there to pick up a medium pizza like a week later, and the fucking crew is just standing there at the entrance in a semi circle, with one guy holding a pzone box. They then tell me they saved the last pzone they had for me, cause they knew I'd want it. I felt so fucking weird that these people had gotten to know me so well, and are now standing here in front me, clapping saying thanks for being a long time customer. Just imagine the congratulations scene in Eva, but it's a chubby guy with a hoodie and they're holding out a fucking calzone

>>11961079
congratulations!

>>11956423
>Knowing what you like is now a bad thing

I never understood this autistic meme of having to complete ghost something you enjoy because god forbid the people that work there have a memory greater than a goldfish. I like that my favorite sandwich shop knows I get the club nine times out of ten. It's fucking convenient.

I like coffee shops knowing my regular. Just a plain americano. Means I almost always skip like 5 people waiting for fancier drinks

>>11961079
Top jej.

>eating out alone

How do you do it..?

>>11956965
his doing his job / out of respect. some customers don't like small talk at all, mainly older men. but if he said that and you thought "well I would talk, but I'm not good at talking" why not just say that? Instead, you stayed silent, and regretted it later.

Fear is the biggest weakness people have. Regret is also the worst. I'm 28 years old, never go outside my room, and have aspergers and have no friends or anything. I understand it being hard to talk to people, but on the other hand, you want those people to understand you're not just a weird silent person who hates to talk... you want to talk to people but they don't realize it.

>>11961285
You go in and eat. If you really feel that autistic just being by yourself in public just browse 4chan on your phone or drawn in a notebook or some shit while you wait. It's really not hard and the people working there really don't care.