/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11950973
For me (and him) it's the McChicken.

>>11950973
well you're gay so no one cares

I'd bake sourdough bread with starter I made. Making the staff of life with your own two hands proves you are an excellent provider.

>>11950973
I would make her a nice well cooked (not underdone) spaghetti dinner, served without meat.

>>11950982
now see u said this to be all sarcastic and funny and haha mcchicken meme but what if this scenario actually happened. like u end up meeting with someone else from /ck/ for example >>11950988 and all u guys have is 2 mcchicken sandwiches sitting in front of u

>>11950999
>her

>>11950973
Something with garlic, so the blowjob is nice and tingly.

>>11950973
Double McChicken.
Get his estrogen levels up for maximum breast growth.

>>11951012
That is an image of filet o fish patties dummy boy

>>11951019
Here.
No need for name calling.

>>11951004
My /ck/ friend would just so happen to be a qt shy girl

>>11951030
ok sure, if that helps you feel less homo, go with it

>>11951030
That's fucking gay bro.

Serious question: Would you fuck a fellow /ck/ fag?

>>11951145
i'd rail jevin's virgin boipucci, then feed him fruit snacks and apple juice

I made mapo tofu for my (now) boyfriend on our second date and he loved it. If you're both bringing something to a random place, then that wouldn't work.

All the eggs
Authentic Irish stew
And an air fryed turkey heh

There were times when 4chan's security level was a little more lenient that I tried to b8 anons who pissed me off into meeting up, so I could thump them upside the head (I was young and angry, okay), but now I wouldn't meet someone on here IRL for any reason whatsover.

>>11950996
>what did you bring with you anon?
>I brought my staff of life ;)

>>11951145
absolutely, if they were cool and handsome (like me)

>>11951156
holy heck I mapo tofu is legitimately my favourite meal and it was gunna be my answer to OP's question

pls dump that zero and get yourself a hero and make me mapo tofu

We'll go out on a sushi date, on me. I'd be too nervous to make something and I'd fuck it up

>>11951156
Whore.

>>11950973
My ass on a platter

>>11950973
Wasn't there an anon who came in the brownies he brought to a 4chan group meet

am making dal curry and naan tonight, so that

>>11950973
I would pour gasoline on both of us and set us on fire for being mentally ill subhuman freaks of nature

>>11950973
Fresh pineapple

>>11950973
Lentil spaghetti

>>11952276
based and immolationpilled

>>11951028
Pussy ass cracker

I was lead to believe this was a homosexual free board

>>11951156
>Mapo tofu
I'm all for Szechuan food, but pls not on dates. It makes bottoming risky plus spicy food make cum taste bad

>>11952480
>plus spicy food make cum taste bad
It doesn't work that fast, anon.

I think things like Sichuan food are great for dates: it's a fantastic weed-out tool. If the other party balks at that "weird foreign food" then you've got yourself a red flag to end the relationship right then and there.

>>11952369

based and cum-pilled

>>11952500
I don't know, from experience it makes a difference

>>11952480
I want my come to taste bad. That's the fucking point

>>11952511
I'm not saying that food doesn't affect the taste of your bodily secretions, I'm saying that eating spicy food and then playing around an hour or three later is nowhere near long enough for your body to have digested the food in question and then made more fluids. Of course if someone also ate spicy or pungent food the day before it could certainly have an effect.

>>11952525
I'd still eat it. Making it taste better is just a nice thought

>>11952529
I know what you said and I stand by the fact that even two hours later or less, it makes a difference. When you eat asparagus, your piss smells funny almost instantly. It's not as if your body needs to digest these foods entirely before anything happens.

From experience, I know that spicy foods affect the taste of cum quite immediately.

>>11951145

if he's cute, sure

>>11952540
>It's not as if your body needs to digest these foods entirely before anything happens.

There's a huge difference between your kidneys filtering out a waste product to your bladder than your body digesting what you ate and then creating new fluids from it.

>>11951962
that was /k/

get back on our /qa/ sub jevin

>>11950973
kill yourself jevin