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>Home alone
>finally have chance to try cooking stuff thats not simple (eggs, rice, etc)
>try making Pelmeni since I saw a vid on them and they looked easy.
>Mess up literally every step of the way.

Is there any hope for me /Ck/

>> No.11947201

yeah of course there is. stop being a spastic and waiting for isolation to practice though since you obviously suck dick and need a lot of it to get better.

>> No.11947202

Try again and you'll only mess up 90%, then 80%, then 70%

>> No.11947204

>>11947198
You're tired anon, take some time to rest and take another crack at it. Be a bit more meticulous as well

>> No.11947642

>>11947201
but my mommy won't let me cook when she's home...

>> No.11947646

>>11947642
oh it's an /r9k/ thread. Well move out, but just so you know this isn't the appropriate thread for you since you'll just complain or spam pepes

>>>/r9k/ and sage

>> No.11947647

>>11947198
That's about normal as normal gets. No way you're gonna learn a new skill without being shit at it in the beginning. The good news is that you're already ahead of a lot of people who don't even want to learn to cook for themselves

>> No.11947660

First the body. No. First the place. No. First both. Now either. Now the other. Sick of the either try the other. Sick of it back sick of the either. So on. Somehow on. Till sick of both. Throw up and go. Where neither. Till sick of there. Throw up and back. The body again. Where none. The place again. Where none. Try again. Fail again. Better again. Or better worse. Fail worse again. Still worse again. Till sick for good. Throw up for good. Go for good. Where neither for good. Good and all.

>> No.11947667

>>11947646
what a retarded post you made. lmao, shouldn't you be on reddit?

>> No.11947674

Messing up on your first attempt at something is an indicator that you should give up forever and just live your life like the failure you are.

>> No.11948216

Yeah.

That's anything in life anon. You fuck it up until you don't.

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>>11947642
>but my mommy won't let me cook when she's home...
I can only assume you have autism and she's tired of dealing with your bullshit.