/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11943443
Do you have pizza

>"yes give me the usual please"
>"okay one single air molecule coming right up"
>"thatll be 4000 dollars without tax excluding tip"

>>11943443
DIRECTIONS TO WENDYS LOL

A cup of water while I contemplate my order, please.

>Eats 76,288 lbs of peanuts like all the other homeless derelicts who are there all the time.

>>11943443
uhhhhh can I get a little cheeseburger with mayo, mustard, lettuce, pickles, and grilled onions with a side of cajun fries. and uhhhhh a water cup too please.

>>11943486
$23.98 total. pay up front.

>Yeah I'd like a little bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onion, jalepenos, pickles, mustard, and ketchup. And a little fries and regular drink, please.

For the drink I get the lemonade and squeeze a shit ton of lemons into it so it doesn't taste as fake.

One bankruptcy burger please :(

>>11943507
Forreal tho are there any better burger spots that aren’t fast food drive thru garbage?

>>11943443
I worked at the Five Guys in Portland, Maine for exactly one week, three months ago, because I was waiting for my real job to start and figured I'd take a gig that I wouldn't feel bad about dropping without notice. It was the single most retarded job I've had in my life, and I've worked in all manner of shitty kitchens and done plenty of temp work, so I think I have a good sense of what constitutes a bad job.
>First shift, the guy who was supposed to train me shows up drunk, two hours late. I had already let myself in through the unlocked back door and busied myself by turning on all the grills and fryers, making myself a burger and fries, and stacking a bunch of peanut boxes.
>Training consists of watching a bunch of videos, all of which feature the dipshit-looking owner and his sons talking about how they didn't know anything about the restaurant business before they started, and that's why their approach to fast food is so innovative and groundbreaking, and why they're so successful
>This also explains why they have so many insane corporate policy, like throwing away meat that has been removed from its box (not the plastic packaging, the box) after four shifts (so two days) regardless of the fact that it is nowhere NEAR bad at that point
>All employees are either in high school or ex-cons in their forties
>Three different employees smoke me out before the end of my second shift in some sort of welcoming ritual, so I'm stoned off my ass and mindlessly tossing burgers around the grill
>the fact that I don't fuck anything up (which would require a person to have some sort of learning disorder; it's literally burgers and the occasional hot dog) means that I am hailed as the second coming of BurgerChrist
>Fourth day, the general manager gets fired for groping one of the 16-year-old girls on staff
>Fifth day I make myself four burgers and a shake and walk out mid-shift, never to return

>>11943566
>>Fourth day, the general manager gets fired for groping one of the 16-year-old girls on staff
pics pls.

>>11943443
I'll take a small cheeseburger with mustard, ketchup, pickle, and grilled onion (maybe some jalapenos if I'm feeling frisky), and a small cajun fry. While I wait I'll snack on peanuts and laugh at the NEETs huddled longingly outside because their allowance isn't big enough to spend $8 on lunch.

>>11943443
>more than five guys
I'm suing for false advertising.

>>11943601
>$8 lunch
It’s more like 15

>>11943609
No, it's really not. Sorry poorfag, stay jelly and enjoy your ramyun.

Why is this popular.

>go to five guys once

>>11943596
Don't have any, but I've been sleeping with her oldest sister (24) for almost a month, so I could probably get some if I really tried

>>11943601
Just the basic hamburger is already almost $8

>>11943623
Nigga a cheese burger alone is $8. Add on fries or a drink and you're easily at $15

>>11943443
I've only ever been to five guys once, in my country (not america). the food was good, as were the portions and price.

>>11943678
>>11943679
Sorry I don't live in a dystopia, I pay $4 and change for a small burger and $3 something for the fries. Sucks to be you, NEETs. Enjoy your raymins.

>>11943637
Specifically to piss you off apparently.

>>11943679
>Cheese burger $8.39 (if you're getting a plain steamed ham then you're literally retarded)
>Regular fries MINIMUM $4.49 (Anything smaller and you're a faggot)
>Regular drink $2.59
$15.47 total, not including tax.
Fuck five guys and their soggy fries.

>>11943694
>Claims fries and burgers are nearly equal costs
Sure thing faggot, we all believe you.

>>11943714
>it's not that price here so he must be lying

>>11943602
No shit.

In OP's photo, there are at least 16 drones behind the counter, plus these other two nimrods in the foreground. That's why it's so fucking expensive.

>>11943719
No where on earth would five guys price their burgers and fries ~$1 apart.
Give us your city to prove it, bitch.

>>11943472
>>11943706
the objective and unironic truth. 5 gays is overpriced garbage marketed to le enlightened leddit gentlesir

>LOOL i bet you can't afford this nice fountain pen or obscure headphones either blumpftard

>>11943732
>doesn't figure in change
$4.89 small hamburger
$3.29 small cajun fry

You must be poor because you're so fucking stupid.

>>11943741
That post doesn't include your location. Nice diversion technique.

>>11943748
Literally any midwest location, shitbird. Punch in Logan, UT, punch in Reno, NV, punch in Boise, ID. Now shut the fuck up and stop bitching that you can't afford a hamburger.

>>11943761
Oh and before >>11943748 you even bother moving the goal posts now that you've been proven wrong, go fuck yourself. :)

>>11943761
>i may be in a flyover but jokes on you at least i eat literal trash

>>11943761
>Calls other people stupid, poor NEETS
>Lives in the middle of fucking nowhere shithole
You sure beat us, my sir. Enjoy your five guys meals and other fine dining experiences such as Olive Garden and Outback Steakhouse.

>>11943774
>>11943772
Great point, it really takes a retard to pull 6 figures in the lowest cost of living state in the midwest while avoiding crime and congestion in muh coastie cities. You guys are delusional but I understand it takes a strawman when you have no actual argument.

>>11943783
>i waste money on shitty food and live in a shithole
>btw this is a good thing

>>11943772
>>11943774
>loses argument
>changes argument

>>11943783
>Is now larping as genius richfag, pulling in 6 figures and still eating at shit-tier establishments and browses an anime site
You're only making things sound worse for you, friendo.

>>11943679
Give me a bacon cheeseburger with literally every single topping there is, a bacon cheese dog, and a large fry.

>>11943798
>>11943803
>loses argument
>changes argument

>>11943799
>>11943808
>wastes money on objectively bad food in a worthless area
>thinks he wins anything

>>11943820
>proven wrong
>doubles down on stupidity

>>11943741
This guy is right, I can find coastal Five Guys with small burgers that cost 5.30, i looked up somewhere in bumfuck Kansas and it wsa 4.89

>>11943825
>is a worthless human being
>doubles down on justifying braindead decisions

>>11943443
What are your financing options for someone looking to take home a brand new burger today?

>>11943832
Keep trying, buddy.

>>11943825
Nigger, you were right. Some shithole flyover places serve garbage food at foodstamp prices.
You're calling everyone else who lives in actual society poor NEETS for not buying a shitty $15 meal.

>>11943844
>moving goalposts
Try again, friendo. For what it's worth, I feel really sorry that your welfare isn't enough to buy you lunch that doesn't have a seasoning packet.

>>11943838
>What are your financing options for someone looking to take home a brand new burger today?
I can see that you're a man of discriminating taste. What sort of monthly payment are you comfortable with?

>>11943853
I literally said you were right, mentioned the shitty arguments you were saying, calling everyone poorfag neets. If you think that's moving the goalposts then you're unironically a braindead retard.
Good for you mang, you live in the middle of nowhere and can afford to eat at garbage establishments as much as you want. The rest of the civilized world (poorfag neets, as you would call them) would rather eat at less-garbage places that don't charge $15 for burger and fries.

>>11943870
I'm a neet and I usually pay 20-25 dollars for a burger, fries, and a lemonade because it is a local place that makes everything in house and I live in a big city.

>>11943899
based

>>11943870

>>11943870
>I say it's $8
>you call me a liar
>I prove I can get it for $8
"lol enjoy your shitty food flyover"

How fucking retarded are you lol...

>>11943976
>flyover still thinks he has any valid arguments

>>11943976
>You say it's $8
>I say you're a liar
>You prove me wrong
>I accept that
>Tell you to enjoy your garbage food in your shithole flyover
What's not to get? Are you actually brain damaged?
You're calling everyone a poorfag neet but you live in an actual shithole where the only activities are doing meth and committing suicide. You were right about pricing, congrats, you're still a gigantic faggot.

>>11943443
bacon double all the way large fries and large fountain drink

>>11943443
I don't know can you?

I think 5 guys is pretty good. Loads of food - I think its worth the price. Plus they have the malt vinegar for the fries which is excellent. Although there's a local place named Sauce that has better food though, but its even more expensive and no malt vinegar.

>>11944004
>>11944005
lmaoing at ur life, poorfags

>>11943761
I live in the midwest and my cheeseburger pricepoint is $8 just like the picture fuck off you lying shill faggot

>>11943679
>8.39 for a cheeseburger

Holy shit, fuck that. Shack Shake's smokestack is only 7 dollars and that she a fuck ton of toppings. And it somehow has 300 less calories. Are they fucking deep frying in lard or something?

>>11944293
the patties are admittedly pretty big, around 1/2lb
a lot of that is also the bun though, five guys' buns are twice as big as most other places and made of a really dense bread

>>11944288
>being this stupid
k

>>11943443
Oops, I meant to go in the next door, that decent teriyaki place.
Hey, you still serve hard pink "tomato" slices, cold wet from-a-can "grilled" mushrooms, and not-even-warm "grilled" onion, with that gradually-declining-quality "beef"?

>>11944271
>>11944316
>Eats at a place that sells $4 steamed hams while saying everyone else is too poor to eat there.
Is being able to afford $4 food in the middle of nowhere the barrier to entry for being rich? Is it that easy?

>>11944408
is being this stupid the barrier to entry to shitposting on 4chinz? is it that easy? how can I stoop to your level for le epic shitpostingz?

>>11943654
Kek

>>11944430
>He actually thinks that buying a 4 dollar meal at a shitty establishment makes him a richfag
Someone with this severe level of brain damage needs to go back to posting on reddit.

>>11944454
>time for ye olde reddit scapegoat
yawn, you're boring.

>>11944293
a cheeseburger at five guys is a double. A double shack burger is more or less the same price. Shake shack tastes way better though, must add onions

>>11944472
Ye, probably. It's amazing that a rich guy such as yourself would be spending copious amounts of time interacting with boring poorfags on an anime board. It's interesting what supposed rich people do.

>>11943443
Cheeseburger all the way, baby. Those big burgs helped pull me out of being severely underweight
Their milk shakes suck though

>>11944493
>if you have money you should spend every waking minute doing something interesting and expensive
You have the stupidest perception of wealth I've ever seen.

>>11943443
two bacon dogs with just mustard, and a small fry

>>11944520
>rich people eat at shit-tier, flyover steamed ham joints because they're only $4 a burg.
>rich people spend days on anime boards and tell anime board users that they're poor and stupid because they're not buying shitty steamed hams for $4 in the middle of nowhere.

>>11944564
>jealous poor people post this

>>11943443
>bland sedmingly unsalted burgers with almost no natural taste for some reason
No you may not.

>>11944569
>Can't even create proper responses
yikes

>>11943547
I wish.
But really, the fast food is better than Five Guys. Least in my experience.
They only have a better presentation and marketing.

There was one time I went there and got a proper burger somehow. Never again. Never going back.

>>11943566
Rename city or convince our city to rename itself Rose or something please.

Please?

>>11944580
lmao seething

>>11944613
>gets called out for roleplaying being rich
>still lives in flyover
>still angry at life
>continues to double down on anime board
yikes

>>11944620
>nothing to say
>keeps repeating himself
yikes, do poorfags really?

>>11944641
>continues to roleplay
yikes

>>11944647
instead of being so jealous of someone else's money you could get out of the basement and make some for yourself.

>>11944657
ooof, more roleplay
yikes

>>11944676
ooof, more bullshit
yikes

>>11944686
yikes

>>11944691
yikes

>>11944697
yikes

>>11944699
yikes

>tfw a Shake Shack is finally opening up in my state

Is their food any good? I heard it's a better Steak and Shake; I don't know how true that is.

>>11944700
>yikes
yikes

>>11944709
It's cheaper than 5 guys which appeals to poorfags that cringe over spending $5 on a sandwich, so it's got that going for it.

>>11944710
>>yikes
>yikes
yikes

>>11944700
>>11944710
>>11944718
rofl, mfw when the poorfags are yikesing each other without my help now

>>11944714
>>11944722
yikes

>>11943566
Greg?

yikes

5 Guys being pricey doesn't bother me. It barely being a step above the average fast food place at its price does.

>>11943679
>Kosher style hot dogs

And it's back to Chick-Fila-A I go.

>>11943741
>>11943830
>he orders the small burger

>>11944726
Nope
>>11944589
Portland, OR was named after Portland, ME, where one of the founders was from. You guys can stick with Portland if you want, I vote we return to either Casco or Falmouth, both of which are better names IMO. Plus then South Portland would be an even stupider name for our neighbor city across the bridge

>>11944858
>he doesn't eat more than 1500 calories for lunch
>LOL what a skinny retard
Fatties are subhuman trash, sorry.

a five guys just opened up near me. How long should I save or put aside before I go?

>>11944883
If you work any decent job, it'll cost about 5-10 minutes of your workday to afford it. If you're on mommy's NEETbux, then you should probably just stay away. Your credit probably isn't good enough to finance $5.

>>11944883
Dave Ramsey recommends that after you pay off all other debts, you start a savings account for Five Guys expenditures. Just $100 a month adds up quickly, in a few years you'll be able to take out your little nest egg and have a good, family-friendly dinner.

>>11944883
Do NOT go, I REFUSE to pay for any more people who throw their lives away doing stupid things and get on welfare

>>11944882
stay mad soiboi

>>11944892
5 to 10 minutes you'll never get back, though. There are much better ways to spend that money.

>>11943443
YEA can you direct these

F*king normmies out of here? GOD stupid NORMIES and their STUPID conversations!

JUST EWWAANNNA A
1

NOTHING wrong me

2 NOTHING WITH ME

3!!!


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>11943566

>gets job in fast food
>surprised when it's shit

>>11943566
Man i wanna grop some 16 yr old as a GM cause my life is SHIT and im fucking miserable.

Instead im making 160k and have no debt at 25. And no college degree.

what the fuck AM I DOING WRONG WITH MZY LIFE!

>>11944928
>what the fuck AM I DOING WRONG WITH MZY LIFE!
LARPing on an anime board

>>11944896
Hmm will I be able to get a tax credit on this?

The most expensive burger I ever bought was when I lived in Dubai. It was like $40 for a burger and fries.

>>11943443
directions to chick-fil-a please

>>11945003
>imported everything and inflated prices due to everyone getting greasy oil money.

You can spend that much at a high end burger place in Las Vegas BTW.

>>11943443
Double double animal protein style please. No fries. Extra ketchup.

>>11943566
Five guys give me the shits after one bite. No wonder.

>>11945047
>extra ketchup
you have to be 18 to post here

>>11945080
Excuse me. Ketchup is my life force.

>>11944928
You can still find a 16 year old to grope. There's nothing stopping you.

>>11945090
and what a life you must lead

>>11943443
Uhhh actually I already ordered and paid online. I would just like to pickup my order.

>this entire thread

>>11943443
Their burgers are about 7-8 dollars
https://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/five-guys-prices/

>>11943472
>>11943739
I spent $10 on the fucking baconator combo today and it was so bad I made this shit thread >>11944047

Five Guys costs the same as muh Wendy's but you get free peanuts and kickass Cajun fries. Contrarian nerds hate based Five Guys

>>11945782
Oh yeah and malt vinegar too

>>11943443
Can you tell me where the nearest Red Robin is so I can get a decent burger and fries?