/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've never had one
But I do agree with you
Carry on my man

Take that back fag

>>11940419
I would take it back if it were ever served to me. AND THROW IT IN THE CHEF'S FACE

Garbage plate posters are weird. It's like they don't realize they're flyover.

>>11940431

breakfast tacos/tex-mex in general from central TX, not trash but very overrated. wow, you put eggs and chorizo in a fucking flour tortilla, amazing!

Italian beef and Chicago thin crust (the two things that people from Chicago actually defend) are shit. Deep dish and Chicago dogs are actually pretty good.

>>11940452
>Chicago thin crust
who the fuck defends that? that's like saying new yawkers defend their deep dish

>>11940463
>who the fuck defends that?
Literally anyone from the greater Chicago area. They all claim that deep dish/stuffed is only eaten by tourists and then rave about their shitty square cut thin crust pizza.

>>11940452
I fucking hate the thin crust pizza here in Chicago. Might as well put ketchup on a cracker.

The Grump - Colorado Springs...

>>11940476
The worst part is when they put the toppings under the cheese and then the cheese all slides right off when you take your first bite because it's sitting on a pool of grease.

I'm from Philly. Scrapple is horrid. Tastes as bad as the Phillies play most years.

>>11940440
I love breakfast burritos so long as they aren't stuffed with potatoes.

>>11940488
The "I can't cook so I jerked off 30 guys to feel better."

>>11940516
Do you actually watch sports or is that just your go-to line?
Unironically curious

>>11940391
stop posting anytime

>throwing left over old hamburger and chili sauce into a plastic tray and calling it "regional cuisine"

>>11940440
Breakfast tacos should be cheap and nonpretentious. Ywent to the wrong place, pard

>>11940391
Hey, guys it was fun but i was listening to "Kuntz" by The Butthole Surfers and my mom walked in on the part where he says cunt....gotta dash!

>>11940674
I feel this way about all local slop. If it involves cracking open a stale can of chili dog sauce and smothering existing foods then it's not regional it's just shitty dining.

Garlic wine from gilroy CA

>>11940717
0__0

>>11940542
I love the Phillies, they're just terrible most years. I'm a big Philly sports fan

>>11940391
Old Bay from Maryland

>>11940488
Literally looks revolting. I would shoot the place up if I were served that at a restaurant.

>>11941126
OLD BAY ISNT CUISINE YOU CUNT ITS SEASONING YOU DUMB BITCH

apizza
just kidding it's actually the best of all the pies
chicago lasagna BTFO'd
NY flop PISS OFF

>>11940391
Fries, beans, beef, pork, onions, mustard, hot sosw

>>11941207
looks like a burned disc of shit

>>11941261
so what fuckhead

>>11940674
guys its called a garbage plate for a reason

>>11941158
>Literally looks revolting. I would shoot the place up if I were served that at a restaurant.
People eat that shit up like hogs. It's disturbing to witness

>>11940391
It looks good what’s so bad about it

>>11941355
HMMM. i dunno the fact it looks like fucking pig swill and tastes like warm summer garbage mixed with wendy's grill drippings?

>>11941369
And does this come from your personal experience or just looking at the image

>>11941379
Both, it's undeniably slop, just random shit thrown together on a plate.

Cincinnati chili

>>11941393
oh god fuck me with a pineapple that shit is horrid

>>11941391
Disagree but okay your loss

>>11941305
the thread is called "food that is actually trash" so what's your point

>>11941401
eat scraps then like the dog you are.

>>11941405
Why the fuck you so mad

>>11941399
HAHHAHAA WHAT A FUNNY COMMENT UPVOTED HAHA FUCK ME WITH A PINEAPPLE? WOW YOU ARE ONE WACKY GUY WHO EVEN SAYS THAT? YOU'VE GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OVER HERE

>>11941422 Wow so clever epic 4channer response xddd

>>11941422
only if we all could be funny and ironic as you

I live in upstate New York and watched a video about garbage plates and no amount of editing could save the serving process from looking any less gross and visually appalling, literally just vats of liquid chili grease. Oh and the guy in the video claimed that he copyrighted the garbage plate as if he thought he was the only person in America who could throw a bunch of rotten meat into a septic pond of condiments and hash browns, the part pissed me off

Still decided to try one from a local diner and big surprise I wanted to kill myself as soon as I realized what this sewage was going to do to my stomach

Basically: FUCK GARBAGE PLATEs

>>11941422

>>11941461
>nt of editing could save the serving process from looking any less gross and visually appalling, literally just vats of liquid chili grease. Oh and the guy in the video claimed that he copyrigh
thanks chris!

>>11941399
Coastie here. Went to Cincinnati for a conference last year and ate this, along with crackers with hot sauce and their Greek wrap

All of it was delicious, would love to eat it again

>>11941469

>>11941486
what is that?

This looks like perfect drunk or hungover food. 9/10 would eat while intoxicated

>>11941504
only in the reduced state of drunkenness could a human anyway consume this filth

>>11940516
>Scrapple is horrid
die

>>11941192
>OLD BAY ISNT CUISINE YOU CUNT ITS SEASONING YOU DUMB BITCH
Food with old bay then. People put it on everything in Maryland. It's so foul.

>>11941207
what a stupid fucking name
"apizza"
it's like little kids saying "ascared"

>>11940391
american goulash AKA the shit midwesterners call chili. eaten with a peanut butter sandwich or a cinnamon roll. I didn't learn that this was not chili until I was 22.

>>11940516
scrapple is a goddamn national treasure

>>11940516
>Scrapple
>bad

If it's fried up well, it's pretty nice.

>>11941572
It's literal poverty food. The only reason people like it is nostalgia from eating it as a kid.

>>11941572
This is a white Americans chili

>>11941393
Cincinnati "chili"
Fixed for you

>>11940391
It's just a load of food on a plate.

>>11941158
>revolting.

I don't understand this; it looks like any number of other dishes.

>>11941262
It actually looks like an Italian pizza.

>>11941514
It's fried potatoes, macaroni cheese, spiced mince and onions. What's wrong with that?

>>11941588
Looks like a Black chilli to me.

>>11941616

>not understanding why people might not enjoy a pile of mashed eggs, grease, and fryer grits on a plate as opposed to a normal edible breakfast

You are a human being in the 21st century, you are allowed to enjoy a quality balanced meal and can have a preference for actual flavor. Be free, kitchen grub.

>>11941620
It looks like Italian shit.

>>11941624
>>11941620
>>11941616
>>11941613

Yal dont like your food? Well heck I'd eat it

>>11940440
>Greater Austin
Everything there is overrated

I'm from Syracuse and you can eat my asshole OP garbage plates are one of 3 good things to come out of the god forsaken shithole known as central NY

>>11941613
>>11941616
>>11941624

You poor lost soul. You sad dumb fuck. Consider this: Instead of bringing to life this horrific pile of Frankenstein shit that is "The Grump", with those same ingredients you could create a completely normal and flavorful breakfast that doesn't include mystery cooked eggs that look to be tenderized by a blind child and chewed by a dog, you could just cook an egg and serve it side by side with fresher ingredients and increase the quality of the entire meal instead of forcing every flavor palette into one ugly ridiculous display that surely tastes like it came from the blender. Only children and the morbidly obese enjoy stupid gimmicks like this, the rest of us have evolved to use our brains enough to separate ingredients and serve portions that make the most out of every ingredient without mixing it together into brown mush. People who just slurp down hamburger grease might not understand this complex idea but separating your food makes it taste better and there are more flavors than just "gruel"

"Boohoo garbage plates look like real food I even can name some of the ingredients" I'm sure you can you fucking Einstein but can your shrunken foody brain think of any better ways to serve those ingredients for the same price or do you just shove everything from mother's dishwasher meat to last night's tendies down your oversized gullet and call it a night big boy? I hope you get your garbage plate and fucking choke on it while I'm eating a juicy hamburger that isn't mashed together in a tin can and get to live another ten years. I hate you. Fuck you.

>>11941355
Potatoes don't really hold up well most of the time and the macaroni salad, in addition to often being terrible in and of itself, usually winds up warm due to proximity with the rest of the food, assuming they don't put the chili sauce on top of it too.

>>11941355
i don't trust a man whose signature dish is mixing together a bunch of leftovers to cook me hamburger meat that isn't foul

might be good if it had a nice hamburger in it but from what i've seen it reminds me of wendy's chili

sonoran dogs

>>11941872

>>11940440
agreed

>>11941872
never heard of those before but I'd try one

>>11941422
Based

>>11941746
If this wasn't a pasta already, it is now.

>>11940419
I'd like to kikanbou her pussy

>>11941448
>>11941459
>>11941468
>defending redditors

>>11941504
It's not Mac and cheese, it's macaroni salad

>>11942814
Meant for
>>11941624

>>11941100
Based double dubs
The flyers will slay Crosby the cock sucking dragon in the winter classic.

>>11941393
This just gave me lactose intolerance

>>11941422
based, keep redditfags off our board

>>11940391
garbage plates are amazing if its pulled pork in there tho.

Pulled Pork, Home Fries, Mac Salad, Rich tomato sauce with tons of carmelized onions and ground beef or sausage, and diced onions and pickles on top with a little mustard.

This is peak garbage plate.

i've lived in MD for about 15 years now and only ate blue crabs the first two years or so. they taste fine and old bay is great but too much work for too little meat

>>11941158
Do americans really go on mass shootings over bad food?

>>11943270
damn, never had MD crabs but soft-shelled blue crab in the summer is top tier seafood.

>>11943270
I moved to MD 5 years ago and got a part time gig in the kitchen at a sports bar just to pay the bills while I was looking for work.

FUCKING EVERYTHING HAD OLD BAY ON IT. I was horrified as I watched the chef teaching me how to make all the plates and how excited he was when it was time to put the old bay on.

I'll still say its better than CT though, fuck CT

>>11943279
soft shell is great i was talking more about having to break open tiny blue crabs with hammer and shit
>>11943281
lol yeah it can be a bit out of hand. i like old bay a lot still though

>>11940452
Everyone I know who've tried Italian beef and sausage sammies dipped in the juice and topped with sport peppers love them.

>>11940717
I went to the garlic festival once. Good for the novelty, but never again. Garlic ice cream, garlic pancakes. . . . Yuck.

>>11941708
What are the other 2?

>>11941461
>Oh and the guy in the video claimed that he copyrighted the garbage plate as if he thought he was the only person in America who could throw a bunch of rotten meat into a septic pond of condiments and hash browns, the part pissed me off

If true, good luck for him trying to enforce that.

>>11940391
Eh. I'd eat it.

What is that? Looks like Sausage patty, egg, cheese, white macaroni, chili, potato. Aside from presentation, which is standard with the name "garbage", I don't really dee anything that inherently goes against anything else here.

>>11940488
A bit of green salsa and that could be good

>>11940717
no way is this a thing

>>11941393
if they would cook the noodles properly it would be good

>>11940516
Get fucked buddy

>t. dutchy

>>11943277
Yes but we still tip 30 percent.

>>11943448
oh shut the fuck up

>>11941422
You know he was just generically cursing, the pineapple thorns up ass is an intensifier, and that this exact string of cursing is not uncommon, right?
Right?

>>11941422
over-dramatic replies like this are always more awkward and humorless than the shit they're attempting to mock, get a grip

>>11940516
>from philly

Opinions disregarded

i think binging with the babish made it well, but i guess that's because he's an actual chef.

>>11943450

>>11943398
Not him but Riggies, salt potatoes, spiedies, a shitload of wineries and breweries, The Blumpkin™ and buffalo wings.

>>11940717

>>11940717
>>11943598

>>11943445
>Pick two meats
Sausage, burger, chicken fingers, (2) hot dogs
>Pick two sides
Mac salad, potato salad, baked beans, coleslaw, texas toast

Put those two sides in the styrofoam container. Then the two meats on top. Now a meaty sauce over it all. $8.95 and like opening actual pirate treasure at 2 am after the bars let out.

>>11943606

>>11943518
eat my shit coastie

>>11943281
I generally dislike old bay, so that sounds like a nightmare. What's wrong with CT? I'm from there and can't think of anything offensive about the food aside from that in some areas it's hard to find a restaurant that isn't pizza, subs, or fast food.

>>11943448
>>11943639
the g-grump could still be good... come on guys... d-don't knock it till ya try it......

>>11943270
I agree. There is a Crab Corner down the street that delivers like 6 people's worth of shrimp, muscles, clams, crabs and bread for ~$50, but I'm sick of those tiny crabs. Now we just spend a little more for the king crab and there's a shitload of meat in them.

>>11943634
Its alright, I know your delicate tum cant handle animal proteins or sauces spicier than ketchup.

>>11943662
i'll knock YOU out buddy

>>11943655
its not the food its the general lack of infrastructure, transportation or things to do that aren't heroin

I was from northwest ct

I've never had a good chicken finger sub in my life. Putting a chicken finger between two slices of bread does nothing to make it tastier or more convenient to eat.

>>11941422
fucking based

>>11943987
>Put
>>11942715
>>11942404
>>11943235
These are all by the same person

>>11943987
>>11943235
>>11942715
>>11942404
These are all by the same person.

>>11940391
I've never hated a food as much as this.

>>11940391
>Garbage Plates from Rochester, NY.
SH-SHUT UP, E-EAT A BILL GRAY'S

>>11940440
>Central
Found your problem.

California Burrito

>Dude you know how great a burrito can be? Well let's put a bunch of bland, dry starch inside one and ruin everything about it! Yeah!

>>11944319
This is also garbage. You'll hear complaints about using aioli or avocado or imitation crab in sushi, but none of those can touch spam when it comes to awfulness. Spam is basically the antithesis of freshness, what is wrong with Hawaiians that they think it fits with sushi in any way?

>>11940440
>eggs and chorizo in a fucking flour tortilla

That sounds tasty. What's your issue?

>>11940391
>>11943445
>>11943606
I'd probably eat this drunk as long as the macaroni salad isn't wanda tier sweet

>>11941393
what do you even do with that cheese? do you mix it in and hope the pasta and chili are hot enough to melt it all or do you just eat huge bites of cheese?

>>11941746
incredibly based post

>>11943342
Fun fact: the whole garlic thing is really recent. Until the 1960's, tree crops and sugar beets dominated the area. Row crops didn't start to show up until after then, and the garlic thing was manufactured for branding purposes (and tourism) in the late 1970's.

>>11944396
Whichever you prefer. Either approach is acceptable.

>>11944413
>really recent
my man...
the 60s were 60 years ago

>>11943342
There's actually garlic festival on in Koonya today, if anybody is in Tasmania and looking for something to do.

>>11944425
Anything in living memory is very recent.

>>11943342
Garlic pancakes don't sound bad as long as it's a savory pancake. Chive pancakes are dope.

>>11944425
The first garlic festival was 40 years ago this year. Shit ain't some Alto California Spanish land grant Junipero Serra thing. It's just made up for branding purposes (like Florida Oranges).

And shit, Fresno County grows roughly two orders of magnitude more garlic today (and produces most of the domestic garlic found in the US). The Gilroy garlic connection is just hand-wavy bullshit. BTW, if you want to know whether you're buying imported Chinese garlic or domestic garlic, look for the roots —Chinese garlic won't have any.

>>11941746
I fucking choked laughing at this

>>11941572

it's goulash and every Mom made it in the 60's
they usually had all the ingredients in the house
I loved it
and we never called it chili

Since I am already in it, Why do people like Tex-Mex? Is all the same dish served on different ways, that dish being the most superficial aspects of northern Mexican cuisine turned to be inoffensive and with a few token spices added to make it appear more interesting than what it actually is, it is boomer food trying to be hip

>>11940440
I never liked chorizo scrambled in eggs, they are very common in Mexico and I ca have them separately, but something about how Mexican chorizo and eggs react with each other gives it a scent I do not like at all

>>11941872
The cheap ones are bad, but once in a while you find some that are good

>>11943270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=513je2VQZ2c

This is the only thing I can associate with Maryland crabs

>>11944319
I actually like these when I'm hung over but can't eat them otherwise.

Being in Vegas, I can't think of anything regional. But, being the 8th island we have a lot of Hawaiian and Philippino food that is too disgusting to eat.

>>11944590
I'm not a huge fan of Tex-Mex at all, especially the cumin. I consider that highly offensive. My mom cooks the best Mexican food I've ever eaten aside from a few places in Mexico that I tried. She makes meatballs with egg quarters inside as well as tons of lima bean dishes. She'll spend an entire day making authentic mole. Also she makes home made green sauce better than anything you can get in a jar. Her seafood soup is creme de la creme. She never uses canned crap aside from maybe chipotles and that mold from corn. I can't eat the corn mold though. I tried, and it was not for me even though I can eat almost anything including pan fried larva. I just tried a new Mexican restaurant that my husband was dying to try, and the enchiladas gave me the shits for days. I've never had bowel issues from Mexican food, so I really wonder what that restaurant put in those enchiladas.

>>11940452
Could it be you just have shit taste? I would say that you more than likely do, make sure you order Italian beef with the bun soaked, and drink a beer with tavern cut you mong

>>11944444
Congrats on those number anon

>>11941393
Not Skyline enough.

>>11940391
This thread needs more Detroit pan pizza.

>>11945954
Trash.

>>11944358
>Sushi fish
>Fresh
Anon I have some bad news...

Japanese-style curry. Absolute trash tier.

>>11945966
gotta go fast... to the shitter

>>11945954
i wish i could afford some jet's right now

>>11945973
I wish you could afford better taste.

>>11940440
San Diego here. hahahaha. hah. hahaha. hah.

Carry on.

>>11945966
>basmati rice
pajeet detected

>>11946047
Rice is rice.

>>11945954
Yeah, I've had pizzas worse than Detroit pan pizza, but those where in Hungary and Vietnam (Cambodia makes some legit happy pizza, btw), but nobody actually thinks they're a thing like Detroit trash pizza.

>>11940488
The Thing is much better.

>>11946057
It is. If you're retarded.

>>11943587
>buffalo
>central new york
fucking die

>>11943450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q47_7YvkUfo

>>11940440
I personally don't like tacos outright. Shit's always falling out of the tortilla no matter which way you eat it and even the 'optimal' position leads to neck cramps. Now to segway this to be on-topic, this stupid bullshit avocado/guac on everything obsession on supposedly California style food, especially this one if it has both guac and fries.

>>11941572
>>11941588
I don't know where you guys ever got the notion that it's ever considered chili, if anything it'd be more common to hear somebody call it a stew or casserole.

Love sloopy foods so hmmm

Meat Jun, Oahu, Hawaii

Take steak, coat in egg then flower, fry...

>>11941746
while I don't agree with this, it was a great read.

>>11944358
>hates cali burrito and spam masubi

Beans in chili.

>>11946733

>>11940391
Tripes a la mode de caen, normandie , France.
Even chinese food is better.

>>11940527
If you have a local Mexican place or taqueria, get a carne asada burrito and add egg and cheese.
It’s basically a big ass burrito of just steak and then they add eggs and cheese, it’s fucking delicious.

>>11941393
>well what's wrong with it, it can't be that ba-
>spaghetti

Over the line

>>11946057
Some rice is basmati rice

>>11944705
That does not sound TexMex. Texmex as a cuisine is
When warm
>Sliced caramelized Onions
>Sliced sweet peppers
>Meat cut in strips
>Grated neon yellow cheese melted on top
>Cumin and paprika
>Whole beans
Then choose a plate, bown or any other serving method
When cold
>Lettuce
>Diced tomatoes
>cubed avocado
>The same cheese but not melted this time
>Beans
>Rice
Then choose a bowl, flowr tortilla or some other serving method

>>11941339
Nice piggies

>>11941393
>food casual can't handle Cincinnati meat water
Fly away, coastie. Your $30 salads are waiting.

>>11941422
yikes

>>11941422
I'm glad you enjoyed my post so much. Cheers friend

>>11944358
I fucking hate fucking Hawaiian """"""japanese""""""

>>11943342
Garlic Festival was awful desu. Gf and I went a coule years ago
>too fucking hot
>food was in a literal food court and cooked in mass
>30 min wait for garlic ice cream mini cone
>shitty bands with stage
>fucking county fair-tier rides, stalls, and crafts that had nothing to do with garlic
>2 hr drive to get there, stayed there for 90 mins
best part of the day was the shuttle ride to/from parking lot. NEVER FUCKING GOING BACK

>>11941393
Why so much fucking cheese?

>>11943307
Really?! One of the most disgusting sandwiches I've ever eaten was an Italian beef in Chicago.

>>11940391
>Regional Foods That Are Actually Trash
all of them. if they were good they'd be eaten everywhere.

>>11948210
my guy went to a festival for garlic and thought he was going to have an exceptional experience lmfao

>>11948210
you fucking retard

>>11941393

this. I love making "cincinatti chili" when i pick the chili and the spaghetti and the cheese, but in Skyline and Gold Star every single ingredient is the worst possible shitty trailer trash garbage slopped together like a prison cafeteria

>>11946153
what the actual fuck is that

The Sonoran hot dog.

It's just a normal hotdog with mayo, overgrown baguette, and mayo with Mexican flair.

>>11940391
Ever since I saw the Babish video on garbage plates I have wanted to try it. The one in that pic looks like shit but with a homemade meat sauce and homemade macaroni salad it could probably be delicious.

>>11946733
Krinkle fries and diced bologna is like the epitome of fast food and inoffensive, if nothing else.

Now, the kebab mug, that is offensive.

>>11941554
Maybe you're the foul one

>>11945965
Fresher than something that was slaughtered and ground up years ago and has been sitting in a can ever since.

>>11943270
Fell asleep eating these fuckers. Probably burnt more calories taking them apart than actually eating them

>>11944319
hawaiian “””food””” is genuinely just turbo-mutt poverty shit mashed together

>>11948723
>kebab mug
are you british

in arkansas we fry """fish""" caught straight from the sewer and serve it with pickled green tomatoes, salt pork beans, deep fried cornbread batter, and fried waxy potatoes

>>11948834
That honestly looks good. By waxy potatoes do you mean red potatoes? That's weird but I'd still try it.

>>11941572
i'm from the midwest and that is not fucking chili

>>11948850
yeah, they're red potatoes. they're usually fried at low temperatures with a lid on so they soak up grease and don't get too crispy. it's called "steam frying" afaik

>>11940391
Anything involving Pennsylvania Dutch.

>>11941572
>eaten with a peanut butter sandwich or a cinnamon roll
what the fuck are you talking about?

>nobody has posted this French abomination

>>11946153
I think the ghoul is far better

>>11940391
Had something similar once with brisket, baked beans, mac & cheese, and cornbread. Would eat again.

>>11941572
I live in the Midwest and thankfully never grew up eating this. It's not considered chili here (though some midwesterners do put pasta in their chili, too). American goulash is basically a ghetto spaghetti with meat and tomato sauce but you use macaroni instead of spaghetti. I'm not sure why it's even called goulash around here because I've ate proper goulash it isn't similar in the slightest.

>>11941572
>mfw this is the shit they say that we need to protect from white genocide

>>11949096
Where is your face, Anon?

>>11945966
Blue gelatin is apparently not the only edible that turns your shit blue.

>>11949101
right here

>>11948983
I don't understand why they don't put meat in it.

>>11949087
I live in the midwest too and I thought this was a joke until i looked it up

>>11949123
I've known people that grew up eating that shit. When I was very young, I was staying over at a friend's house and his mom claimed that she was preparing his favorite meal--goulash. I asked what it was and I found out the fucking hard way. You couldn't pay me to eat that bland shit again. Even as a little kid I thought that it was flavorless as fuck.

>>11948983
>hes never had good poutine
i feel for one as unlucky as you

>>11949118
you do sometimes, shitloads of places will put smoked meat on it. the place near my house has one with raw white onion, corned beef, tomatoes and hot sauce

>>11940391
Here is another Midwestern "delicacy" that's basically American goulash with a few pinches of chili powder and cumin added (not too much, though, because Midwesterners tend to be adverse to spices outside of salt and pepper).

>>11940516
Scapple is a shitty version of meatloaf what the fuck. It's literally pork stock mixed with cornmeal

>>11949178
>used to make this shit with seafood and all kinds of fuckin pepper all the time
is perfectly servicable as a base.

>>11949183
It can be made to be a quick and dirty tasty dish but 95% of people in my state make it bland as fuck. Around here, It tastes more like macaroni with jarred pasta sauce and meat with a can of beans tossed in (and a few pinches of cumin and chili powder but not enough).

>>11941422
>>11941399

>>11941486
is that a shitty french dip?

>>11949096
UGH white people still existing in frickin 2019 smdh. Wish I could upvote you twice, hon.

3.5/10, will save to pasta file but, probably will never use it.

Behold the trashiest food of them all--the Midwestern "snicker salad." Yes, this is actually a thing in certain states.

>>11949248
looks like potato salad someone fuckin gave up on halfway in. what the shit

>>11949278
It has snickers bars in it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers_salad

>>11949284
yeah i googled it. i regret doing so. i have diabetes now. all of them.

>>11949233
Thanks bb at least someone here has some sense lmao I get major cringe every time I come here

>>11940471
That's what insecure midwesterners who live on the East Coast say when people call deep dish gross.
>we don't even eat deep dish you're the stupid ones for thinking we even like deep dish pizza
Truth is deep dish pizza is amazing. New York style is good too, but deep dish is superior.

>>11949087
There are dozens of variations of goulash in Europe. It's the mother dish of Hungarian cooking, and it's popular in every neighboring land. The basic idea is beef (gulyás means herdsman) and onions stewed with paprika and whatever vegetables you like. Potatoes, egg noodles, or small dumplings are a common addition.
Use the cheapest available beef, substitute macaroni for dumplings, and omit the expensive paprika, and you arrive at the American dish.

>>11949465
I think the type I had was called "Segedínský Gulyáš" (it had pork and sauerkraut in it) and it was really good. I'm not sure if they serve that in Hungary or not.

>>11949182
we make it with deer instead and its great with some eggs fried nice and crisp

>>11941572
Ohio here no one makes that other then my aunt in Indiana

>>11949510
Segedin is in Hungary, so I imagine they eat it there or in nearby Romania.
I said beef, but there's plenty of history of making goulash with pork too. Chicken paprikash evolved from goulash, and there are goulashes with no meat at all.
Honestly the only really important thing is the paprika.

>>11948983

French Canadian asswipe
plus it is delisious

>>11940391
London Broil
pure trash for people with notoriously bad teeth

>>11944372
>wanda tier
what does that mean?

>>11945966
the rice looks like coconut shavings

>from the south
>all our regional dishes are actually pretty good

feels great man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOQ-h-2pDDU

>>11941422
debased and bluepilled

>>11949829
Hi, stoned europoor here. Just realized you Americans are all so fat because you have a continent full of fucking great food in plentiful proportions with a free quart of coke (real sugar!), I who would't.

>sobs and goes to gnaw leftover kebab.

>>11943606
Red hot, white hot and a burger

>>11943935
>northwest CT
Better there than any of the shithole cities, mostly new haven, new britian, or waterbury

>>11949829
Nice. Came to post this to shit all over these flyoverfags.

But I got to thinking... the trash regional food here, to me, is Low Country Boil. It's just bland as fuck and a waste of good shrimp. Everything cooked the worst possible way.
>just boil my shit up, senpai

>>11945971
fucking kek

>>11941491
>>11949210
tomato soup
you never had a diner sandwich to dip in tomato soup?

>Rochester
>Trash
Synonymous, no?

>>11940488
What does the "Not So Grump" look like?

>>11950568
>you never had a diner sandwich to dip in tomato soup?
No. No, man. Shit no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man.

>>11950577
it looks like ya motha

>>11950626
fuckin A

>>11949178
Dishes like this is why red meat cancer is so prevalent in America.

>>11950577
It's good but the waitress comes over halfway through your meal, takes it and never comes back or tells you why

>>11950546
that shit is only good with crayfish.

posting moar southern anti-cancer cooking

>>11946814
Being a korean, this sight deeply saddens me.

>>11948239
cause its good nigga

>>11949226
that got the meat with green beans and a can of mushroom soup in it? no cheese on top so its not like i make it but looks good

>>11949248
never heard of it but i am in Ohio

>>11950831
>>11949248
Someone always brings marshmallow fruit salad to church potlucks in the upper Midwest. It's the trashiest, grossest dish ever, but there's a select group who actually enjoy it.

>>11950836
i am in south east Ohio but i have heard of stuff like that

>>11950823
Cheese is good in chili but it's just too much. There is like a cup of chili, some noodles, and then an entire pound of cheese dumped onto it.

>>11940452
Texan here that had South sider parents. I love Italian beef when I can get it but the cracker thin pizza is meh unless at only two places in my experience. Vitos and Nick's on pulaski or pizza rock in Vegas.

>>11950831
this is like minnesota tier shit

>>11940674
>invented to feed drunk university students
>"regional cuisine"

>>11945954
We have a place here that serves really bad Detroit style pizza. The restaurant is called Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. It annoys me every time I drive by.

Look at this crap: http://cddp.ca/

>>11951000
What a waste of good trips.

>>11940437
based reply

>>11940516
>pukeadelphia
>lillies

>>11949182

I had scrapple only once but it's the superior version of meatloaf. meatloaf is fucking disgusting while scrapple is fried and thus hard to fuck up.

>>11949284
"Granny smith apples and snickers? What the fuck"
>Glorified rice: Rice, crushed pineapple and whipped cream
>Jello salad: Jello, carrots, cottage cheese
>Iowa or Minnesota

Are Scandinavians fated to always have fucking horrible cuisine?

>>11940391
>garbage plate

well, at least they're honest about their slop

>>11950965
cold pizza, nachos, and bar food feed drunk college students just fine, under no circumstance would getting a hold of this shit be anymore convenient to the average college student

>>11941572
No one in the Midwest thinks that this is chili you stupid poz'd out faggot coastie.

>>11951958
"People" from the barren midwest wastelands call it "cilli mac," Cletus.

>>11951958
That isn't an insult. Being pozzed is a status symbol for coasties.

>>11952002
No

>>11951197
>Are Scandinavians fated to always have fucking horrible cuisine?
You're talking about Amer*cans there. They're not Scandinavians.
t. Scandi

>>11950836
>marshmallow fruit salads
The worst, my mom has made it every year for thanksgiving and never forgets to offer me some.

>>11946760
That is the single most fucked up filename I have ever seen

>>11941746
Good read,these wanabe pastas are usually very autistic, this one is a solid 8/10 i think

>>11946733
Redpilled food.

>>11950546
(Almost) every low country i've had has been underseasoned and overcooked.

The one exception was at an event with some friends I hadn't seen in years. Shrimp was fresh and seasoned well, potatoes didn't mush, corn was bright and buttery, and the sausage was plump. That was a good day.

>>11944705
Post them brown feet, I am sure your husband wouldn't mind :)

>>11948983
>Calling this French
Oh boi get ready for the angry Quebec brigade wah wah we're not French rabble rabble

>>11946002
God I love chilaquilas

>>11945966
Japanese-style curry is the ONLY good form of curry, because it's basically beef stew with a bit of curry powder rather than the shart-fuel Ganges diarrhea water that comes out of that unholy subcontinent

>>11948810
that's finnish, i think.

>>11946733
>>11948723
>>11948810
Based "northern europe".

Speking of the region, I can name three fastfood monstrosities outright that are absolute and utter trash and crimes against cuisine:

-The Swedish margharita topped with salad and fries and/or kebab.
-The Lappish pizza drenched in mayo-like substances.
-The Finnish "kebab wrap" with blue cheese.

Strictly only when drunk.

The latter has went through the same kind of development as burgers, hot dogs and tacos that the they've completely lost the ability to be eaten "to go", but in all fairness this can be said about the legendary german kebab buns too, but at least those come served in a cone, while the wrap comes in foil.

>>11952375
Oh and I forgot: sometimes the wrap comes in foil too in restaurant, but sliecd in two. This is because it tastes like crap when it cools.

One of those dishes erally, where the first 1/3 is fantastic, 2/3 meh and 1/3 you force yourself to eat even if the portion size is right to feed you.

"Meat lover's" with two may though, that's great. I don't understand fries or salad on a pizza at all.

>>11948983
>mmm... soggy french fries...

Go to any small festival in the south and you can guarantee this overrated shit is there.

anything consumed by coastal states

>>11952461
True. Literally pancake batter piped into a hot tub of grease.

>>11952461
>>11952515
>i'm too good for deep fried pancakes
mr. and mrs. gucci loafers

>>11942855
Came back to say I fucking called it. Fuck crosby

>>11949665

Imagine being so mad at a broiled piece of meat.

>>11949118
pulled pork mmmmm

>>11941504

>>11949829
>leaving the tails on when serving shrimp on another dish

I hate this so much and I don't know why so many places do it.

>>11953035
its so you can pick the shrimp up with your fingers. you grab the tail, bite the shrimp, and rip the meat out. It's how its done yo

>>11940431
Hey can you fuck off sperg? I’m pretty sure most of the retards on this site eat things pretty akin to this for breakfast. Take your retard opinions out of Rochester and stop your sanctimonious virtues signaling you fucking nerds.

>>11952002
Chilimac is a different dish you retard.

>>11952411
>>11952375
It looks like a burrito and probably comes in foil for the same reason. It helps keep its structural integrity as it is eaten.

>>11941393
wow. fuck that. breaks all the food rules ordained by god.

>>11944319
too flavorful, would overwhelm the flavor of the rice and seaweed. by the way, to make spam good, slice is really thin, and fry until crispy. then its more like bacon. and i dont want to eat bacon sushi either, though now that i have typed that its gonna be a thing in about 30 seconds.

>>11944361
i prefer chilaquiles, basically slicing up corn tortillas and mixing them cooked into scrambled eggs and chorizo. but its tricky. too much tortilla makes it too sweet. breakfast burritos are basically boring though. and chorizo is often horribly greasy and not meaty enough. i like the spanish chorizo better.

>>11945954
thats sicilian pizza. it can be great, with a spongy crust like foccacia. i guess maybe detroit is just a shitty place. i had 2 places that made that pizza where i live in Cali, both were quite satisfying.

>>11945966
i have never tasted japanese or chinese curry. why should i? the original, from india and pakistan, is everywhere where i live.

>>11948834
pickled green tomatos and the potatos look and sound good. the rest looks too dry and bland.

>>11948983
i had good poutine in Oakland california. but i can imagine it going south very easy. esp. if the gravy is heavy and bland. actually the only topped fries i liked.

>>11949046
sweet corn and coconut in sweet aspic jelly. probably too sweet, but not horrible.

>>11949178
in "avengers age of ultron" Vision is making chicken Paprikash for wanda, and uses a PINCH of paprika. the line is catchy, "a pinch" sounds sophisticated, but WTF marvel get a food expert to vet your scripts. its supposed to be endless spoonfuls, right?

>>11950836
horrible, horrible, concentration camp time. also, can we stop putting sugar and marshmallows on sweet potatos? they are SWEET for fucks sake. just add butter and salt, and they are to die for. adding sugar RUINS THEM. fuck sweet potato pie, too. save your fucking sugar for fucking pumpkin or other bland squash.

ok, here in bay area we have fantastic carne asada and carnitas burritos, with toasted flour tortillas, whole beans, and flavorful mexican rice. but we also have what i call the Ghetto Burrito, i cant even find a picture of the damn thing. Las Palmas makes them in Oakland. a huge flour tortilla, possibly not even steamed, let alone grilled, stuffed with refried beans (no flavor) ground beef (no flavor) grated cheese, sour cream (way too much), and maybe some bland salsa, and UNFLAVORED WHITE RICE. they are huge, bland, goopy, horrid defective monstrosities, and if this is what blakpypo think mexican food is, they are fucked. id rather eat a taco bell bean and cheese burrito, its not trying to pass itself as anything but. this restaurant has thick plastic security screens to avoid being jacked up, and bars on the windows, and also serve that horrible overly breaded fried catfish everyone loves. oakland is a food desert in some areas (though they also have the best mex around)

>>11948671
Doesn't look BAD, though. Just overpriced, I'm guessing?

>>11940717
Doesn’t surprise me, the Japs make a garlic soda pop

>>11953652
FRITO PIE IS DELICIOUS FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>11953652
>>11953832
Crazy that a dish created by a character in KOH actually ended up becoming popular in the real world.

>>11944358
>>11945965
>hawaiians literally can go outside and catch a fish and make sushi of it all within 15 minutes max
>put spam on rice instead

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>>11952366
Thai curry is goat. Also GOAT.