/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cyanide.

>>11933022
McChicken

let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>11933022
I'd binge on liquor only
I know my science, the replicator fucks up the complex proteins that are involved in good tasting food.
getting a few cocktails right isn't nearly so bad.

>>11933047
lel

ortelan

>>11933022
Tea, earl grey, hot.

GAGH

Puma fluid.

Dolphin dust.

Tea of porc.

A bunch of gwunch

Whatever menewich replaced the McChicken in 2399

>>11933022
Tendies

>>11933079
>unable to comply, please restate your order using the proper name of the food item you would like to consume

I'll take a plate of whatever colorful spacefood Riley is having

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>>11933022
a coke before they took the cocaine out

>>11933096
those are food cubes and that's soy milk
they hadn't invented replicators yet. Communist paradise.

>>11933089
Tendies they're tendies I just want tendies gimme tendies gimme tendies MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?!

Banana Bread Eggo Waffles

>>11933022
chocolate milk and some belgian waffles with butter and syrup

>>11933139
>Remain calm, security is en-route to assist you.

>>11933118
>implying a replicator couldn't make the exact same cubes as the food synthesizer did

>>11933022
try the original toll house cookies to see if they were better

>>11933022
That unsettling uncanny valley spaghetti bolognase that prototype replicators were so famous for producing in the 23rd century.

>>11933096
>what th-? I specifically requested no green food cubes in my food cube salad

>>11933022

>>11933022
>I don't know what do you want to get
>mam I am a computer I can only do what you tell me to do

>>11933022
surprised no one has suggested eating famous ppl yet.

>>11933108
Is it really the same without the cruelty?

>>11933175
REEEEEEE TENDIES REEEEEE I PAID ME BIG BOI POINTS AND MACHINNE WONT GIVE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11933047
kek

>>11933022
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat

FLORGLSNAP JUICE
AS A ZOGNOID WOULD HAVE

>>11933022
>before intense physical activity
Low-carb …
Biscuits and gravy,
Cinnamon rolls, and
Proteins, eggs, and nutrients custard, with the best stevia known.

Coffee, no acrylamide – especially similar to this variety that a local coffeeshop has, but a somewhat-less "airy-bitter" of strains. It's plausibly flavored with casein and whey, for frothiness and creaminess; sunflower lecithin for nuttiness and emulsification; and potassium- and sodium- citrate – and is sweet.

>>11933275

>>11933022
>>11933233
I came to this thread for this. I want to eat Halle Berry and Princess Diana

>>11933280
I would eat john wilkes booth.

>>11933280
I want to eat Princess Diana's pusy

>>11933302
anon is a necrophile?

>>11933280
I don't think either of them have ever been food. Not even the conspiracy theories I've encountered have suggested cannibalism.

>>11933022
peyote soup

>>11933307
No, I'd say to the replicator "Princess Diana. Alive. Naked." Alternatively I'd just use the holodeck.

>>11933308

>>11933313
what would happen after you were done having sex with her tho? would she have the memories/personality of the original, or would she just be an empty shell?

>>11933022
semen endless cum

>>11933321
I'd put her back in the replicator so she could be molecularly disassembled into the components of my next meal.

>>11933332
so, you would just use the replicator as your own personal sex doll factory?

>>11933345
>he didn't fantasize about having an underground laboratory where he could clone any human he wanted for his pleasure including his classmates and celebrities

>>11933022
>What do you request?
every food and meal from the 18th through the 24th centuries

A whole high-fibre nonfat zero cholesterol Peking duck and a litre of zero calorie 100 proof vodka.

>>11933022
Galapagos Tortoise Steak. They're apparently delicious, but that might just be the crazed minds of men who ate nothing but salted meat and fish for protein otherwise.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPggB4MfPnk

>>11933048
The replicator in the show is never shown to make really good shit. They had Worf synthesize some Klingon smoking liquor for some clearly Irish parody people to choke them. That might be fun.

I can't get a ton of stuff now that I've moved so even though it might be subpar I'd try having anything it could make. Or dicking around with the settings so it adjusts the flavors so it's more correct. I see no reason in hell I couldn't make swekee stew or teach it how.

a mega hamburger with a small fanta, the complete meal that is.

>>11933700
Hesburger a shit.

>>11933139
>Tendies they're tendies I just want tendies gimme tendies gimme tendies MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?!

>>11933022
Computer start on page 4 and go forward be sure to use lots of pineapple this time

>>11933771
i think hesburger is the superior choice.

>>11933096
It's just mixed vegetables but in the future vegetables are huge so the cubes are huge too.

>>11933022
>Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hasparat bitch

>>11933115
So nothing then?

>>11933224
kek

Counselor Troy cake for me, please.

>>11933022
vegan tendies with honey mustard and sweet thai dipping sauces

>>11933089
Chicken strips.

T. bong

>>11933022
An entire koreatown bakery

>>11933022
Breakfast pizza and growler of 7% alcohol summer brew beer

>>11933022
chef-prepped fresh sushi and fresh wasabi because i just found out western iterations of wasabi are a fucking lie and real wasabi is meant to be prepped in front of you from the root itself because the taste dies really quickly. i just want to know how it's really meant to taste.

>>11933022
An entire authentic tasting menu from Eleven Madison Park, fall of 2016.

>>11933022
A dodo egg, of course.

>>11933022
barkeep, i would like a dextuple whiskey sour, with a side of mcdonald's chicken selects. ranch dressing. french fried potatoes. thank you

I'll take an arch deluxe and some Kentucky fried dodo please.