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Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:57:42 2019 No.11932759 [DELETED]

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a very svelte pewdiepie shows up at your door, says he lost and really hungry.... what do you serve him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:59:28 2019 No.11932768 bitch lasagna

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:59:28 2019 No.11932767 >>11932759 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:59:40 2019 No.11932770 his own peanus weanus, grilled to perfection on my barbecue :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:00:10 2019 No.11932776 >>11932759 bbc

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:04:02 2019 No.11932788 >>11932768 threadwin! lasagna is the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:04:27 2019 No.11932795 >>11932759 Wouldn't serve him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:04:55 2019 No.11932797 I would be somewhat equipped for this. He is a scotch man, and I have several single malts I've never even opened since I stopped drinking. Food? I'd make tacos. Everyone loves tacos when they're hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:05:16 2019 No.11932802 File: 228 KB, 1680x750, 51b5318f-283f-4451-896b-60f3ec94df40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932759 Shrimp smårgastårta

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:06:05 2019 No.11932808 >>11932759 swedish meatballs dump harissa on it right in front of him

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:06:32 2019 No.11932813 Some delicious kroppkakor with lingonsylt and sidfläsk, svagdricka and then spettekaka for dessert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:07:48 2019 No.11932822 I'd give him a warm blanket and bring him a bowl of eggs and say, "You don't have to eat anything, all you have to do is say this."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:12:39 2019 No.11932849 File: 373 KB, 1200x675, kladdkaka-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932813 >spettekaka Looks, tastes and sounds gross. Atleast serve the man a real swedish cake like kladdkaka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:14:22 2019 No.11932857 >>11932759 I would heat up one of my frozen dinners that I mealpreped a few weeks ago for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:15:12 2019 No.11932861 >>11932759 My pussy ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:18:42 2019 No.11932880 >>11932861 is your pussy.... cute? and over 18, 17 in some states?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:20:57 2019 No.11932898 File: 19 KB, 280x524, 1534756770992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932880 Only needs to be over 15 in Sweden

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:22:46 2019 No.11932910 >>11932898 uk 16

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:22:55 2019 No.11932913 >pewdiepie >wh*te yikes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:24:16 2019 No.11932924 File: 55 KB, 506x606, images (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932880 How much of a degenerate do you have to be to thirst over a girl's genitals on a cooking board

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:25:55 2019 No.11932935 >>11932924 incel level

Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:27:33 2019 No.11932949

>>11932880
>>11932898
>>11932910
don't fuck girls under 25 regardless of age of consent in your region. their frontal lobe is still cooking and the risk of repercussion is too high.
You'll either thank me for this someday or be blessed and never find out why I'm right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:28:28 2019 No.11932955 >>11932949 This. t. learned the hard way

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:30:02 2019 No.11932961 File: 177 KB, 367x321, 1538270391149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932949 >"girls" over the age of 17

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:30:20 2019 No.11932963 >>11932949 legal beagle you sound like a cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:33:48 2019 No.11932988 >>11932949 >their frontal lobe is still cooking r they a souffle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:35:14 2019 No.11932996 >>11932813 Yeah pretty sure you're just making up those words

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:36:14 2019 No.11933001 >>11932759 I FUCK Marzia and send Pewdiepie packing,

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:40:28 2019 No.11933031 >>11933001 you realize pew will never feature this thread if you keep talking that way about his woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:42:35 2019 No.11933045 >>11933031 he can feature my pee pee

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 00:46:28 2019 No.11933064 A freshly baked bagel with a lot of cream cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 01:10:48 2019 No.11933176 rat poison with laxatives and dysentery-contaminated water to wash it all down

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 01:11:44 2019 No.11933179 >>11932759 a heaping bowl of FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 01:13:08 2019 No.11933186 >>11932759 A knuckle sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 01:46:49 2019 No.11933266 File: 343 KB, 1080x765, 1498090557764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932924 Die

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 01:54:18 2019 No.11933293 >>11932949 t. Cool stepdad

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 02:02:58 2019 No.11933315 you fuckings slags see you all in hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 02:33:04 2019 No.11933434 File: 529 KB, 650x649, 1547781850658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11932802 I was gonna post that! He can have this then

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 02:34:26 2019 No.11933440 dead niggers

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