/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11925711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
An absolute best.

>>11925711
This but unironically.

Sum tastee wattamelun

>>11925711
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>>11925713
>>>/lgbt/

>>11925711

>>11925715
based and aids pilled

>>11925714
>Roach pops out of it at the end

Gross

>>11925714
gibe sum dat waldermelm mang

>>11925716
>sugar and calories
disgusting

>>11925720
go suck a carrot while drinkin some water you faggot

>>11925711
2 Cheeseburgers (with mayo)
Small Fry
Sprite
Maybe a McChicken too if I'm REALLY hungry

Peanut butter and jelly on toast

>>11925711
when you have become this fat.....

>>11925720
Gotcha senpai

>>11925718

>>11925722
You are like a little babby, watch this.

Three McChickens
Large Fry
20 piece nugget
Large Dr. Pepper

>>11925711
Is that store bought ramen with a fried egg mixed into it? Looks nasty, but I've heard putting an egg in it makes it taste better.

>>11925711
After going to a quality ramen place I never want to touch the cheap stuff ever again. It was like a spiritual awakening

>>11925720
based and waterpilled

>>11925727
>little babby
>literally only orders modified tendies, tendies sandwich, and potato tendies

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>>11925733
Why is he like this

>>11925727
>>11925722
t.
You people are unironically disgusting as fuck.

>>11925735
Probably had a bulk batch of bbq sauce dropped on his head as a kid

Milk.

>>11925711
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>>11925732
i get

>2 mcdoubles
>2 mcchickens
>combine 1 of each from above and make a mcgangbang
>20 piece nuggets
>large fries
>large root beer
fucking plebs.

>>11925722
Yeah, for me, it's the McChicken as well. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>11925736
based. obese people are literally more of a drain on the health system than trannies

>>11925733
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!
TURTLES!!
THERE'S NO ONE BETTER!!!
TURTLES!!
WATCH OUT FOR SHREDDER!!!

>>11925733
wait is that fucking cookingwithjack

>>11925736
pff

>>11925722
>>11925727
If you're not ordering at least 3 big mac meal you both can get the fuck out of my face. It's like going to a steak joint and not buying steak.

>>11925740
based 3-for-free

WATER

THE NEW BLOOD HAS BEEN REJECTED

Hello, /ck/
Do you have any recipes for gamer fuel

>>11925722
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>>11925745
OBESE

hey /ck/, do you like video games?

>>11925756

is this the woman board?

>>11925760
>Obsessed with American and Americans

Haha that's cute, anon. I don't think about you or your country at all. Anyway have fun, I'm going to get some tasty nachos and a pizza. It's going to be so good.

Have you ever fucked raw meat /ck/? How was it? Asking for a friend.

>>11925785
have fun coping

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLIP FOOD

>>11925792
just imagine putting your dick between two steaks, do you think that would be embarrassing? haha

>>11925803
to be fair brussel sprouts are pretty low-tier

Broccoli is way better

>>11925815
They taste exactly the same

>>11925727
Based. Don't let the limp wristed vegan trannies tell you otherwise.

>>11925806
I used to work at a steakhouse that did rolled brisket

>>11925821
I know it's hard for you Americans to tell the difference between different vegetables, but trust me when I say broccoli is better

>friday night
>open a fresh bag of doritos
>get a bowl of water
>sit down and play
>eat a few chips during cutscenes or load screens
>rub fingers together in the water to get the residue off
best part is at the end of the night when i get to drink it

Pungent feet are the real gamer's treat

>>11925825
I wonder what your dick smells like after that haha

>>11925711
Nice

>>11925827
But I love both, they have basically the same flavour though, the only real difference is that brussel sprouts have a mushier texture

>>11925831
>he doesn't buy boxes of latex gloves and cut the finger tips off to protect himself from chip dust

>>11925742
no it's
'when the evil shredder attacks' because nobody watched the dumb 00 cartoon

>>11925744
>hold on let me just open all these frozen foods and plop them into a giant feed fryer that stinks of fish.

>>11925825
I'm so hungry and horny and lonely and aaahahahahha

>>11925839
you grab the chips with your fingertips
how would that protect anything
or are you one of THOSE neanderthals?
>owns dog
>never washes hands
>"closes" chip bag by putting rubber band around it or kind of bending the opening closed and ignoring how it unfurls
>anytime he wants some chips he grabs a fistfull
fuck i hate you

>>11925847
>you grab the chips with your fingertips
>how would that protect anything
With the glove fingter tips you cut off, you can keep a bowl of latex finger condoms in your chip dust containment room

>>11925827
>different vegetables
>kale, cabbage, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, broccoli
>different vegetables
That's like saying that husky and chihuahua are different animals.
But they do taste different. The Brassica I mean, not the dogs.

>>11925806
It's both beasiality and necrophilia.

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>>11925856
>itt barbarians

I often add 1-2 egg yolks to pre-packaged ramen and stir it around so it thickens the broth. A whole egg seems less nice.

>>11925803
Sauce? Is this one of those shows where they try to make fatties lose weight?

>>11925734
Dat ziet er zo goor uit! Nog niet als ik er geld bij kreeg.

>>11925822
>vegan
>eating pepperoni pizza

anon I...

>>11925878
filthy wapanese

>>11925878
> Do this
> eat less chips,
> Fingers are clean
> Feel like a man who has just tamed fire

>>11925835
>mushier
Try not boiling them for 15 minutes

>>11925822
>How to eat pizza like a total faggot.

You can tell he's gay as hell anyway. He's too afraid to get grease on his hands.

Pick your poison. Irregardless, it's the ultimate gamer coolant.

>>11925878

lmaoing at the plebs who can't use chopsticks with their chips

>>11925736
Guy on the right is based and probably fucks your gf

>>11925742
Fucking zoomers. This is the real theme song,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNa2Fr6CA0E

>>11925743
always look for the ring.

>>11925913
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smBgwCmXhY8

>>11926102
I can, there's just no time. My PC is so fast, there's no opportunity.

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>>11926086
WATER is way to go. Water is just rubbish shit.

>>11926340
I agree. WATER is based and doesn't try to pretend to be minimalistic or have flashy lights and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueSTeM3vu4Y

>>11926293
In there heads 24/7 rent free

>>11925711

>>11925716
Lucky fucker.

>>11925736
sorry not everyone has an exclusive soy-based diet like yourself you fucking limp-wristed liberal faggot

>>11925822
i actually am gay but holy fuck is this guy a faggot

>>11926112
>00s TMNT
>zoomers

>>11925784
>Food And Cooking
In An Ideal World It Is The Woman Board Lmao

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>>11925714
Neat.

>>11927234
+ caffeine

>>11925847
How would a sophisticated gentleman close his dorito bag?

>>11925711
>not poaching the eggs in the broth

>>11926340
>>11926491
WATER fanshits out, this is a Water board

>>11925729
God that game was frustrating. Pac Man was the whiniest faggot ever.

>>11925792
Just go fuck a deer, Kero

>>11927309
Mah nigga

>>11925714
racist

>>11925780
I thought this was a recipe out of the semen cookbook.

>>11925744
Irn-Bru is ass but I still drink it all the same

>>11925729
>>11927659

>>11925744
Do britbongs really?

>>11927302
Bag clips are an easy cheap thing. Top tier is Rubbermaid containers for secure opening and closing

>>11928132
Meh, cheap plastic garbage. I was thinking more along the lines of an exiquisite handmade ivory clip or perhaps an even more elaborate kit for consuming doritos the classy way. Maybe a special suitcase with nice leather finger gloves that can also fit several different doritos bags, it could even have a mechanism to reseal the bags whith heat when you are done or something

>>11925714
He meant vidya, not basketball.

>>11926102
i just pour it into a bowl and eat with a large spoon

>>11926072
dude, it's acting. can't you tell?

>>11926086
irregardless huh

>tfw eat sweetpotatoes, asparagus, onions and chicken breasts for gamer fuel

You pieces of shit. You've told me for years eggs in soup is good and I finally tried it and it was shit. I love eggs and I love soup, this was an ill fitting combination. I just ate up enough to be semi full then swallowed some bread slices to make up for the rest I dumped down the toilet.

>>11927234
What will this do for me

Sunflower seeds (pic related lasts me like a week)
or Salted peanuts

>>11928988
Was the water boiling hot?
Raw egg in lukewarm soup is shit
put it in when you serve with sum chives the boiling hot water will cook it a little bit

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>>11927902
>Irn-Bru is ass but I still drink it all the same
They resumed production of Bon Accord, laddie.

t. Gordon

>>11928082
>Do britbongs really?
It's a Glasgow Salad, nigger.

>>11925720
"What happened to me"