/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Jesus Christ I live in filth.

There is nothing left that matters.

https://youtu.be/mVeC_y_310U

When you die, it just goes black. There isn't anything after.

What is the correlation between /ck/ and people who live in squalor?

>>11925019
people gotta eat

>>11925019
I'm sure your marble countertops keep you warm at night.

This all ends the same way, no matter what you do.

A man can not sit quietly in a room by himself, and thus he is cursed.

All education and wisdom reveal that life is suffering and there is no difference to rich or poor. You can not change this with any amount of struggle.

And... we're finished.

>>11925045

The rich have never felt the joy of a welfare christmas

It was good. A brief moment of reprieve from existential torment.

>>11925062
Just put those ghostbuster toys on lay-away. The kids'll be so happy.

I made spaghetti too. Anyone interested?

it got pretty intense.

this is fucking vile
how difficult is it for people to clean up???

>>11925123
Don't judge me.

>>11925076
Speaking as someone that went through stuff like that as a kid, and now knows the burden of being a parent that has dealt with money struggles, this resonates with me.

>>11925134
Poverty is real. But hey, at least we were happy. When shit got real tight, there was always church dinners or a sibling to fight with or a new stray dog to take home. A dirty kitchen doesn't bother me at all. For some reason I can't stand an unmade bed, however.

>>11925123
I don't clean my house since I watched Le Samouraï.

>>11924992
SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT

>>11924992
I'd wonder if this was progun, but he had a clean place and was at least somewhat capable of cooking

>>11925192
Damn, haven't heard that name in a while. And fuck you, my place is clean and I know how to cook.

>>11925215
I guess it's not that bad. The old appliances make it look shitty. And you cant cook very well, or you need a better camera, but I assume it's the former. Glad to see some OC tho

>>11925237
Well. I'm not the best cook. I fuck up much less now though. Whiskey is not a good substitution for lemon juice when making eggs benedict, btw.

That was a real disaster.

>>11924992

My chili game is on point though

>>11925280
What the fuck is this? I have so many questions.

>>11925246
Were you drunk when you did this?

>>11925246
jesus christ anon some of us are hungover, trigger warning next time please

>>11925293
It's a pizza party

>>11925295
...t-that's not important.

Look, I can do chicken too!

But nothing beats stew this time of year. Who would of thought that tomato paste makes that much difference.

>>11925369
Looking at it, that pic looks kinda gross.

>>11925311
.....but. but the cats. why the cats and the blankets and I just

>>11925373
Are you a lions fan?

>>11925394
Fuck no.

We got Barkley now, Eli just needs to retire or have an 'accident' and we're back on top.

>>11925400
>we
you don't play for them, faggot.

>>11925417
Well, not anymore I don't. 2011-2014.

>>11925400
Isn't eli the only reason you guys were briefly relevant tho

>>11925433
Look, I love the little goofy bastard but his time is up. Gotta move on.

>>11925392
>he doesn't know

>>11925215
>Gun
Amerifucks

>>11925928
Who says only Americans can have funs?

>>11925293
>>11925392
It's a veterinarian doing a mass fix of stray cats. They bought pizza for the staff.

>>11925928
What's that? Can't hear you over the sound of muh freedoms and this massive patriot boner is rather distracting.

>>11926027
Bullshit. I know the look of resigned terror on a small animal, and those cat are about to be put to sleep as the staff enjoys pizza before staging a crude puppet show with their corpses. I've seen it all before, you ain't fooling me.

>>11925076
>implying I'd ever buy my kids SJW toys

>>11926571
>implying I wasn't speaking from childhood memories of the late 80s

How dare you, sir. I expect an apology.

>>11926027

Pizza is the currency of cats? I never knew.

>>11925280
i once ate a pizza that unbeknownst to me had kittens playing in it earlier
i vomited uncontrollably for hours
now pizza and cat related stuff just makes me fucking queasy

>>11925050
The shotgun is for you or?

This thread is making me unbelievably stressed.

>>11925132
spend more on food and less on guns and booze

>>11926145
kek

>>11926668
I havent bought a gun in years. But baby needs his bottle. That sure as shit ain't gonna change.

guys i dont like this thread

>>11926660
>>11926733
You will shut the fuck up and like it, soy boy cuck faggot

>>11925426
nigger detected

Wew this thread is going places

how do you make pictures of food look so disgusting? it's like those weird pictures of Sam Hyde where he looks like he has a horrible disease

>>11925019
rich people don't have to cook

Good thread.

What is happening here? It's like a post leaked in from some dimension where everything related to food is slightly but noticeably more gross.

>>11925101
>buying into the organic meme
No wonder you're poor, dipshit.

>>11925928
Imagine being this cucked by your own government

What the fuck are you doing OP
Where the fuck are your parents
Why are you like this

>>11925050
Buckshot for desert?

>>11925314
>natty light in a glass

>>11925369
Turn off the flash.

>>11926728
Raise your child right and it will pay off in 30 years. If not, you will be fostering 3 more children in your home that should have been trad grandchildren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGNK-cOtxSs

>>11925019
4chan attracts depressed people and there's a higher rate of depression among the poor.

>>11925148
I am the exact opposite, but I work 5 am to 7 pm, kitchen can't stink or I don't sleep.
I leave the bed like I leave a one night stand, messy.

>>11925056
What is it? A breaded turkey patty covered in white bolognese?

>>11925400

for once, OP is not a fag
good work OP

>>11925007
Comfy robe my man