/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You do it by being the protagonist.

>>11916307
You're fucking up by letting women cook.

More than half the time they fuck shit up in measurements, do a "substitution" because they saw some cool health hack, or just flat out don't pay attention

You become their boyfriend in kindergarten. They mate for life, and mate early.

>>11916316
Based fellow cu/ck/

>tfw want left and all ex's have been left
It's over for me isn't it?

>>11916316
>More than half the time they fuck shit up in measurements
>following exact measurements in a recipe
Holy shit, do white people actually do this?

>>11916316
>>11916338
I feel so sad for you and your pathetic lives.

>>11916307
to attract the girl on the right you need to be the male version of the girl on the left. vice versa.

>>11916341
All women are garbage = I always go after garbage

No, i can cook better than most women i'd wager.

girls love guys that know how to cook. I can cook and bake food for loads of occasions (giving me the nickname "domestic goddess" in my uni flat)

>>11916345
Please point out where I said or implied I used exact

>>11916382
>goddess

>>11916307
if you are on 4chan chances are you never will

>>11916382
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NO. In my experience you do not want to cook for a girl if you want her to cook for you. I learned to cook throughout uni and every girlfriend I’ve had since then has been a workaholic who can’t cook for shit. They generally expect that I will be happy to cook for them and become extremely stressed if I don’t. If they do cook they get insecure about it and end up either ruining it by being too ambitious or making something foul like canned tuna mashed into potato salad or some shit. Relationships generally fall into a fairly traditional division of labour. If you set a precedent that you are a generous and reliable cook, you might blink and be the Betty to your girlfriend’s Don a few years down the line. Do not cuck yourself by cooking. It’s not even cheaper than the more traditional things a guy might do for a girl. Stay away from the kitchen

>>11916307
I love this artist

>>11916530
That's a really clever ploy I'm going to try it except I'll say it's a girl restriction.

>>11916937

>>11916402
all I'm saying is, I got pussy by teaching a girl how to make a cheesecake

>>11916969
Anon, xe had a dick, but that's ok, ok?

>>11916969
Are you sure it wasn't that you happened to get along and teaching her to make cheesecake just happens to be how you managed to interact?

I fuck my gf first and then we make food together afterwards

>>11916940
Whoever drew this is most certainly a man and is most certainly a weeb loser who thinks girls are like this because of animu

>>11917067
Chronically shy people are like that regardless of gender. You may not see it happen often, but that's because we only do it maybe once or twice before giving up on ourselves altogether.

>>11917067
You're just mad that you didn't get any yummy mackerel

>>11916940
Reality: breasts and 3 holes mean life on cruise control as long as not obese

Women should pay reparations

>>11917048
yeah, obviously we were good friends beforehand
>>11917035
nah, unfortunately I haven't met any convinving traps yet

>>11917083
baste.