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Why are Americans obsessed with Ranch?

>> No.11911396

What gave you that impression?

>> No.11911397
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>>11911394

>> No.11911399

Brit here I bought some ranch once and it was pretty good. I'm surprised it's not more popular honestly.

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>>11911394
Dont you guys cover everything in mayonnaise?

>> No.11911407

>>11911397
>>11911403
I'm strayan

>> No.11911408

>>11911394
I worked at a sandwich shop for a while, and we mixed up ranch dressing in 5 gallon batches. Not from scratch, but from a powder mix to which mayo and buttermilk were added.
Sorority girls from the nearby college would literally profess their undying love and devotion to our ranch dressing.
In case there was any doubt as to how retarded sorority chicks are.

>> No.11911409

>>11911394
I had ranch dressing once and it was vile. Somehow it had this overpowering chemical taste, the entire thing just tasted so unnatural.

>> No.11911464

how do i make it at home?

>> No.11911474

>>11911464
Do you live on a ranch? If not, there's no way.

>> No.11911480

>>11911474
i'll call it home dressing if you tell me the secret

>> No.11911483

>>11911464
1/3 cup mayo, 1/3 cup buttermilk, 2 packets of hidden valley buttermilk packets. Mix. Let sit in the fridge overnight. Best way to eat ranch. Store bought shelf stable shit is garbage

>> No.11911485

>>11911483
Shit I meant 1 and 1/3 cups for mayo and buttermilk

>> No.11911508

>>11911394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ

>> No.11911617

>>11911407
That just means you get a smaller brit flag.

>> No.11911751

>>11911394
The hidden valley,dude!
Some people call it "Area 51" and some crazy shit goes on there. They say its just a ranch, but we all know its much more than that.
Its even blurred out on Google Maps! Completely hidden, its got to be more than just a ranch! What do you think? Intrigued? Obsessed?

>> No.11913154

>>11911407
Why yer so obsessed with Vegimite ya cunt

>> No.11913164

>>11911394
Because they're fat.

>> No.11913169

>>11911408
Go to any Cafe Rio or Costa vita and you will find multitudes of women getting "healthy" salad with 4 cups of 300 calorie ranch on the side. It has been a while since I worked at one, maybe the cups have more calories actually

>> No.11913175

>>11911394
Why is the rest of the world so obsessed with Americans?

>> No.11913177

>>11913175
Because it's fascinating entertainment to watch how fat and stupid they are.