/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11898556
Can you imagine the smell? I know Brad likes to talk up the benefits of garlic/allicin, how it's a sticky, two-part-epoxy like substance with endless health benefits. But why does he never talk about Clairicin? The sweet, musky ass juice that is infinitely dripping out of Claire's thicc derrière. The scent alone is enough to cure most diseases, but ingesting it will give you God-like powers that the world has never seen before.
Brad should really do an episode on this.

>>11898562
This is why I hate this place. You faggots ruin everything.

>>11898562
>imagine the smell

Oh look, another ba shill waifu thread.

>>11898572
>not being a sex obsessed incel
wtf just fuck off

>>11898556

looks like she's big enough to block a whole aisle

>>11898572
>Tries to make stupid ass waifu thread that's not even about food
>Surprised when others shitpost

I want Claire to spread her big meaty ass cheeks apart, letting the crust-lined ooze filling her asscrack pull apart like fine mozzarella cheese, the dull slick yellow-brown watery film dripping from the sticky strands as the ass cheeks part. Then I want to see her squeeze as hard as she can, a vein popping in her sweaty forehead as her reddened, stinging, wrinkly asshole opens up to reveal a huge, grotesque, steaming grey-brown shitlog, each crack along its surface spewing out the rancid, putrid fumes from her colon, the last evidence of her clearly superior BA test kitchen meal, squeezing out all 11 and a half inches of the meaty poop-fetus onto a plate and shattering it, just shattering it into a million pieces as the heavy load of crap smashes into it. Bon Appetit.

>>11898610
Stop bullying Claire!

>>11898621
Brad should really make an episode on this.

I bet the top editors at BA are fed up by her bullshit quest to take shitty commercially processed junk food and make it slightly gourmet. it's not like people are buying magazines

Inb4 old maids that complain about BA waifu threads.

>>11898648
t. shill
The Brad threads are just as bad.

>>11898645
I bet they love it from all the money they make off youtube advertising

>>11898645
I'm sure they're happy for any views, ad revenue, and relevance at all. NYC offices don't pay for themselves. Even if most of the attention comes from guys like me that don't care about the food so much as they care about the prospect of really being able to step into a woman's shoes and wear Claire's skin like a wonderful warm extra loving bodysuit that would make everyone love me. I would walk around with her skin on and everyone would go Hi Claire! And I'd say hi back but they'd have no idea that I'm the real Claire now

>>11898661
Based and redpilled

BA Anti-shillers BTFO

>>11898645
BA and other high-end cooking magazines are probably the only types of magazines that still sell somewhat. It's really fucking annoying to have a recipe on a phone or a tablet while cooking and then constantly have to turn them back on when they go into autosleep.

You cannot block my path.

A path implies a route, a intended destination or at least something I'm willing to navigate. I've stagnated in the same spot for 30 years. Common trees are less stubborn in that regard.

When an immovable object is blocked, nothing happens and so it shall be henceforth.

>>11898702
you tell em anon
you all can have claire. molly is my waifu

>>11898740
Molly has a manly voice.

>>11898740
>>11898794
Stop bumping your own shit thread

>>11898625
>not posting gray striped claire
seriously bro what were you thinking here

>>11898700
>she cooks with recipes
wew

Do you guys think she has obese tier BMI or just overweight?

>>11898625
>saffitz
sounds jewish

>>11898625
What trauma did she experience that caused a lock of her hair to turn gray?
My theory? She tried to join the Kurdish SDF army in Syria, naïvely believing their propaganda about being leftist modernizers who would create a Socialist utopia, but then the thuggish soldiers debauched her with their smutty jets of soup and spat their tobacco on her, disillusioning her forever.

>>11898828
She's at 30+ BMI for sure.

>new rochelle balls
kek based brad

>>11898838
She did some kinda pork thing in an earlier episode

why does she pretend that shes NEVER eaten any of the junk food she makes? surely she picks them for a reason

>>11899129
Would you faggots fuck off she said that for literally one fucking thing and that was the snowballs because LITERALLY who the fuck has eaten those?

>>11898556
I bet Brad has gotten nose deep in that sweaty brap hole after a full day of shooting a gourmet bullshit vid. Imagine the SMELL.

>>11899156
she says it in every video
she said it in this latest one which just proves you're an incel white knigth fag

>>11899185
She LITERALLY says she never ate them MUCH you mongoloid. I haven't eaten a Payday or Butterfinger in years. Am I lying too you stupid faggot?

>>11898556
disgusting

>>11899173
You're right, god her thighs would be slathered with mucus by the end of the shoot.

>>11898556
The green floral top and the braid in the new video. HNNNGGG
Mommy Claire never disappoints

>>11898838
We’ve got a detective over here

Tfw you lose conciousness because you suffocated in Claire's ample bosom while she was hugging you.

>>11898838
n-no it's just russian

>>11898740
>molly
>married
DROPPED

>>11899072
VINNY!

>>11898556
i want claire to sit on my face

>>11898903
Haha haha

Does her brapper taste like hazelnut now?

>>11898556
>fucks her cunt

>>11898903
Its literally a dye job

>>11898621
fuck you

>Fucks her mouth and high fives >>11901253

>>11898625
JC. Claire looks so much better before, look at her now that she let herself go, look at the part emo white hair

100% pure CRINGE

>>11898625
>unbotton shirt

i think it means she is available

>>11901292
Except that it isn't.

>>11901478
We can trade nudes

>>11898562
>>11898621
We are reaching based levels once thought impossible.

>>11898556
fat enough to do it.

>>11898556
huh?

i really enjoyed seeing her so happy with her new rochelles :)

>>11898556
only episode i've seen is the homemade skittles one and seriously couldn't stand the beta orbiter in her videos who's always after her attention. what's his name?

>>11906370
His name is Berekhyah Shekelburg. He tries use his slimey jewness to slip into Claires plump ass.

>>11898625
doesnt take me long to tell that you're about... 10 pounds overweight, does it?

>>11906446
As long as it takes me to realize you're an incel,buddy :^)

>>11906583
t. roastie

Post nudes bitch

>>11906884

Lol at the fifteen year olds here who think these people pick their own assignments

>>11907084