/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11894872
wonder if she's gonna "hit or miss" that urinal.

>>11894872
Did she put her skirt on backwards so that she could unzip the front, or give it a 360 in the john?

>>11894918
Moved the skirt out of the way to pull dick out.
Or a pro would have a pee line set-up.

>>11894965
You mean her "feminine" dick?

>>11894872
If I was standing there I’d have to peek

>>11894872
ricotta cheesecake, ricotta pancakes are both good. and if you add a bit of milk or tomato sauce or other liquid, you can thin it out to be used as a pasta sauce.

>>11894872
ravioli filled with ricotta + some kind of vegetables (spinach, zucchini, artichokes...)
a quiche with ricotta + vegetables
sicilian cannoli
ricotta cake

>>11895019
>middle one

women can only DREAM about being as sexy and desired as a pink schoolgirl whipping out her feminine penis to use a urinal

>>11895019
make ravioli OP that would be god tier. use the rest for lasagna

make a pound cake or two

also cheesecake

you could make calzones

>>11894872
Stuffed shells, nigga

>>11894872
>I accidentally bought 10 pounds of ricotta cheese.
How

>>11895169
Exactly. What the hell did OP think he was buying?

>>11895019
This guy has the right idea, use 2/3 to make a year's worth of ravioli and freeze them, then make fresh cannoli with the remaining amount

>>11894872
give it back jamal

>>11894872
I’d fuck it

>>11895553
You'd fuck anything.

>>11894872
Could always do a cooking day and seperate it out into a few hours of making dinner items then dessert items etc

>>11895717
You know, I'm no exhibitionist, but that seems really hot
You don't happen to have a source yea?

OP here
i'm gonna try a ricotta cheesecake using Martha Stewart's recipe.

She said you should run it through a food processor, which I don't have.
Will a coffee grinder work?

>>11894872
Would it be gay to kiss a crossdresser if she was feminine looking enough?

>>11895026
Don't ruin spurdo by your posting pls.

>>11897123
Yes because not only do you have to put up with his feminine shit but he also has a fucking penis. Literally can't get any gayer than that. It's like throwing up a coin vouching for heads and then you pick the coin up and realise that both sides are coin.

>>11894872
>>11895003
>>11895027
>>11895717
>>11897123
Human beings were a mistake

>>11897093
Do you have an immersion blender? If so, use it instead of a food processor.

>>11897198
>both sides are coin

>>11897123
>crossdresser
>she
Tomboys with a feminine side are not gay

>>11895717
i'm not gay at all, but this is the closest i've come to considering it

>>11894872
here's the one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf8tOlyX1hc

>>11894872
there is no ricotta in lasagne, only besciamella

>>11894872
the perfect woman

>>11894872
>I accidentally bought 10 pounds of ricotta cheese.
>What should I do with it?
Ricotta pie

>>11894872
God, I wish that were me.

>>11894872
>Did she put her skirt on backwards so that she could unzip the front, or give it a 360 in the john?
"she"

>accidentally bought 10lbs of ricotta

Why do you lie om the internet? What was the point of this? To trap post?

>>11894872
If OP doesn't make tiramisu with all that ricotta I'm going to be very pissed.

>>11897714
Tericotta pie

>>11897752
is that the pogo man?

>>11897735
Yes. It's just shitposting with an excuse to tie it to food to post traps on /ck/.

>>11894872
Make a calzone and stuff it with a ricotta/mozzarella blend. Coat chicken breasts in a breadcrumb/ricotta mixture and deep fry. Roast vegetables in some olive oil, salt and pepper, then blend the veggies and ricotta in a food processor.

>>11894872
>ricotta
>lasagne
Mix if with lots of bleach and consume quickly, you smelly homo loser. Also KYS.

>>11894872
Pizza

>>11897748
you use mascarpone in tiramisu, not ricotta

>>11894909
Traps usually have huge dicks so they rarely miss

I was completely straight when I first came to 4chan 9 years ago, I now have an extensive trap collection, ate out a twinks asshole and 69'd him, and now only bust to BBC webms on /gif/. What happened to me?

>>11897757
JUMP

make some cannolis and give them out to friends

>>11894872
Syrniki

>>11898128

Ricotta with olive oil and rosemary sprinkled on top is good on crackers. Honey or marmalade are also good with ricotta and crackers.

>>11898186
Welcome to 4chan, where we jerk off to tranny porn and vote republican.

>>11898958
>methinks they dost protest too much
Well, there is an indisputable correlation ;)

>>11898945

the food lab (serious eats) has an amazing recipe for fresh ricotta gnocchi that is incredibly quick and easy, I make it for my family often. way better than shitty potato gnocchi

>>11897634
I think its because we didn't see the recipient's face and we saw the size of the load the guy got to blow onto it's ass, these 2 factors are making us open to it, tranny shills should take note.

>>11901249
kek

>>11895717

>>11897752
banana banana banana terracotta

>>11898186
You were always gay, you just ran from the fact. 4chan bought out your inner faggot.
Doesn't mean the rest of us are homos though.
Traps aren't gay.

>>11898186
lol faggot

>>11901272
TRAPSAREGAY

>>11894872
Stop shilling gay stuff on a cooking forum you loser.

>>11898128
So you'd guess they never miss, huh?

>>11901364
Traps themselves are gay, but liking traps isn't gay. Irrefutable fact.

>accidentally click /ck/
>it's gay here, too

>>11902450
>Thinks he can evade traps anywhere on 4chins
kek