/ck/ - Food & Cooking

there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.

There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you are

A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature

or

B: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shit

either way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.

>>11896441
lol you tastelet

>>11896438
I have picrelated I got once for free at the bottlestore.
It perfectly takes a whole beer, otherwise I'll just drink out the bottle.

>>11896459
let me guess you also pronounce it "hoe garden" just like English.

>>11896438
I prefer drinking beer out of some aged high heels

>>11896441
That first sip of beer in the afternoon makes all the days problems go away. That taste of malty goodness, I can't explain it but it's awesome.

>>11896470
>That first sip of beer in the afternoon makes all the days problems go away.
Imagine being such a fucking dimwitted NPC
>malty goodness, I can't explain it but it's awesome
oh god, did you immigrate here from reddit? or are you an actual 50 year old boomer? who the fuck talks like that? it's like I went back a decade

>>11896486
>t. Doesn’t know the hiss, then sweet kiss of the bitter goddess after a long day of work

One day

>>11896495

>>11896441
I bet you would love beer if it tasted sweet you fat fuck.

>>11896441
as salaam aleikum, brother

>>11896441
imagine being so bitter about not having friends that you can drink with that you start hating beer in place of that.

>>11896438
I use regular cups/glasses without handles, because every cup/glass/mug I've ever used that has a handle was designed for women and midgets.

>>11896438