/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11878867
Don't have it here. Fucking sucks.

>>11878867
It's a 30 to 45 minute drive to the closest chic-fil-a.
Pretty sad to be honest.

>>11878867
Am I having a fucking stroke? I always remember it being spelled Chic Fil A, but look at how it's spelled on the box.

>>11879697
Berenstain’d

>>11878867
because that shit is loaded with salt. a burrito supreme is unironically more healthierer than a chicken fil a sammich

I usually go to bird call now. Better flavor imo, as blasphemous as that sounds

>>11879697
What the fuck. I definitely think it was always chic fil a.

>>11879697
>>11879743
>mandela effect

>>11879735
+1

Because Zaxby's is much better in every way.

>>11878867
I ate the fugg outta some today. Too many autists and retards working in the place desu but fuck it they need jobs too i guess

I'm not driving 20 miles out of my way for a chicken sandwich, no matter how much they hate faggots and trannies

Still love me some Chic-Fil-A!!!

>>11878867
It's Sunday fucknut.

>>11878867
The drive thru line is always too long

>>11882496
you do know that there are always honeys outside taking orders?
serve 15 cars in five minutes is good timing

>>11882395
It is saturday dipshit

>>11879695
it's worth it

>>11883546
Where you live maybe.

>>11879729
Only fags worry about that shit.
Based chick-fil-a, keeping fast food wholesome.

>>11880040
>Zaxby's
Every time I go there I get the wings n things and every time I finish eating it I can't wait to go back. The combo of wings with ranch, tenders with their sauce, seasoned fries, and some garlic bread to wash it all down with a vanilla coke is the perfect meal. Their hottest wing sauce is both a great flavor and super spicy especially for a chain place, I can't get enough of it. You northeast and west coast fags are missing out.

>>11879715
Berin(((Stein)))

>>11878867
I recently ran during a rainstorm across manhattan to get some after work before they closed.
The only thought on my mind was I need me some of that chicken.
Despite doing over a decade of school I basically work 24 hour shifts for almost minimum wage so I crack sometimes.

>>11878867
Because it is too fucking busy to bother going.

ALL THE TIME.

>>11878867
Too many lil shits screaming

>>11878867
several people have been severely beaten in the drive thru line. I went in to the restaurant a few days ago and we were packed like a bunch of fucking sardines waiting to get a chicken sandwich that tastes like every other chicken sandwich I've ever had. Never again

>>11884959
This is true- they are too few and far between. This causes crowds to flock for their avian goodness and Christian values, therefore mobbing the location. On the other hand, if they saturated the market like WacDonald's they would suffer in quality and leech too much from competing locations. I kinda like the wait. Makes me feel almost accomplished to say "yeah I could have had a burger in 3 minutes, but I will enjoy this much more for the effort".

>>11885514
>christian
>values
Pick one and only one evangelicuck!

>>11878867
Because they don't have it in canada

Shit, I forgot to get my fix today and tomorrow is Sunday.

>>11878867
I eat their delicious salads several times a week, sometimes with extra chicken nuggers

I live in Norway.

>>11885618
*tips fedora*

but I did eat it today... it's close and you can order online and they deliver to your car when you arrive, it's the quickest option along with being the best fast food around

I think it’s incredibly overrated and waffle fries are fucked. I don’t know why they became so popular out of no where. No one cared for it back in the day

>>11879765
>buzzfeed shit

>>11886050
>you can order online
wait, what?

>>11887561
>I don’t know why they became so popular out of no where.

Faux-Controversy pushed it into the national spotlight. Customer service and cleanliness standards at other chains went down, making it stand out more. The Cow is really successful advertising. Not open on Sunday is a buzz hook. Pays it's employee's slightly higher than market.

>>11887565
No. U.

>>11878867
Because I live in a trash country without chick fil a.

>>11887561
>No one cared for it back in the day
As someone who is from the south and wants to fuck his sister this is crazy to hear. Chik fil a has been poppin from as far as I can remember.

>>11878867
It's Sunday.

>>11887644
Lived in nc for 4 years and no one gave a fuck about it. Everyone preferred bojangles

>>11878867
It's Sunday, nigger

>>11878867
it's SUNDAY
FUCK SUNDAY
gosh I get so fucking hateful on Sundays

>>11879685
>Fucking sucks.
can't we go one thread without your sneed shit

>>11878867
The thumbnail made me think the sandwich was a turtle

>>11887720
Rent free

>>11887675
Op here. It sadly IS sunday now but this thread started Friday. I am saddened by this but it will be back tmrw

>>11878867
Don't live near one

>>11878867
Don't live near one. If I did, it would spell financial ruin

>>11878867
It's right down the road but I've never eaten there, and this one is relatively new. I should at some point but I'm trying to not eat fast food, no matter how based the establishment.

>>11883686

>only fags worry about health.

Stay fat, die young

One just opened near me. Never been to one before, what’s the patrician order?

Just looked at the menu and gotta say I don’t see what all the hype is about, looks underwhelming as fuck, but will give it a go.

>>11890908
Chicken biscuit with egg white and pepper jack cheese.

>>11890908

>two spicy chicken sandwhiches with no pickle
>one chicken sandwhich with pickle
>12 count nugget
>2 large fries
>large vanilla shake no cherry
>cup of water

this is my go to order, and just typing it out makes me salivate. 3 hours until lunch

>>11892154
Holy fucking food, you damn fat fuck.

fuck off with that shit

>>11878867
Because there isn't a chic-fil-a within 2 hours of me.

>mfw inbred retards think gays don't eat here so they called it based
The chicken tastes too good not to, and if I didn't go to every store or restaurant I disagreed with I'd have died many years ago

>>11892154
>no pickle
pleb detected. extra pickles for patrician taste

Because the one next to my job has jewish portion sizes. Get 50% the food compared to every other location. They use the biscuit-sized breasts all day long.

>>11892660
snitch to corporate, bet they would love to hear about that

>tfw ate 4,000 calories of chick fil a to break a 96 hour fast

>>11879729
>burrito supreme
from where?

>>11892665
I did actually plan to do that. I've got photos to send along with my message. :^)

>>11892670
Hopefully you gorged on the good shit like sandwiches and nugs and not bullshit fry filler

>>11892643
seconded

I'll gladly support anything that BTFO homos and takes a stand for traditional values in these trying times.

>>11893754
>traditional values
What are things that knuckledragging droolers erroneously believe existed, Alex?

>>11880040
>Closest zaxbys is 200 miles away
Why isnt zaxbys in Illinois? Were part of the Midwest too Indiana.

>>11887561
Probably due to it expanding its locations

>>11878867
Because it’s monday. I eat CFA on Tuesdays and Thursdays

>>11887561
This
Absolutely nobody gave a fuck about it before like 2010? Then it exploded

>>11894392
It’s because they are unique. But yeah I agree, they are over-rated. McDonald’s fries are way better

>>11878867
>fried
>not grilled
Fat fuck.

>>11894402
Not really too unique IMO, the pickle brine thing is OK but they're only doing well because they actually give a shit about service. Nobody would go there if they were like McDonald's

>>11894422

all the gooks in the east fry their street food and they're not fat. jokes on you weeb

>>11894360
If you ever find yourself near one get a wings n things. Tendies are good with the standard zaxbys sauce. Don't be a baby either, you want traditional wings not boneless and you want the spiciest insane sauce they have because it is delicious. You won't ever be able to go back to that overrated chick fil a meme.

>>11887680
bojangles is ass

>>11886032
That's no excuse.

>>11892643
fierce and strong third

>>11894422
OP here. 6 foot and 234 as of yesterday. Muscle mostly, bubs. Do I have a bit of chubber? sure, but im not perfect. And hell, I don't eat fast food more than maybe once a month or so, so who cares

>>11894422
Chick-fil-A grilled chicken is slimy and gross.

>>11894559
This is bait.

>>11894559
>6' and 234lbs
>Muscle mostly

>>11894559
I’m 5ft 10in 145lbs. Mostly muscle. But I do have a fatty chest and I fucking hate it.

I don’t know how to make it go away

>>11894559
Literally the cfa base customer, lol!

>>11894647
>gyno
>manlet

I'm vegan

>>11894670
I don’t know if it’s gyno tho, they are not hard?

>>11878867
because all fast food tastes like sugary cardboard.
so do most recipes i see online and on TV. no wonder the nation has a diabetes epidemic.

>>11894721
I used to work at CFA. Do you know how they make their chicken?

>fresh raw chicken breasts
>hand dip them into milk and egg
>drop them in coating flour
>put them on deep fryer rack
>drop rack into fryer
>close lid
>beep beep beep
>pull out chicken
>put chicken on buttered bun
>put in wrapper
>put it on the line

>>11894730
I used to work at the White House. Do you know how they make their chicken?

>fresh raw aborted fetus
>hand dipped in superglue
>drop them in crack cocaine
>put them on the irradiating rack
>throw rack into sun
>go supernova
>beep beep beep
>pull out charred skeletons
>put skeletons on half deflated yoga balls
>put in trash compacter
>put it on the front lines to deter ISIS

fuck off shill your chicken tastes like your sexlife; bland corporate nothingness. the chickens are artificially grown in a factory with hormones and they're giving us all superbugs, never put milk on chicken you mongoloid, and your coating flour is gonna be full of more carbs than straight sugar has.

>>11894781
>he’s never had chick-fil-a before
Sad

>>11894797
>he's never had actual non plasticized chicken before
Sad

>>11894800
>he doesn’t know that chicken in the US has no artificial hormones because that is illegal
sad

>>11894815
>because that is illegal
Oh no no no

>>11894800
Of all the fast food joints to shit on, Chick Fil A is the dumbest, because they actually have decent chicken in there that's comparable to stuff I'd buy in a supermarket and make myself. They really do live up to the hype.

>>11894815
>corpo shill doesnt realize that i'm never going to eat his shitty bird burger no matter how much he wants me to.
Sad.

>>11894841
why are you on /ck/ if you can't even cook at the level of an eighth grader?

>>11894860
This is the fast food and alcohol board, cookfags fuck off

>>11894500
I'll second that
Even Popeyes is better

>>11879729
>3.06 mg/calorie vs 2.85 mg/calorie
Wow, much salt, very blood pressure.

I'm actually gay (and feminine) and had a salad from Chick-Fil-A for dinner today after a hearty swim.

>>11887561
I always get them with no salt. Honey mustard dipping sauce.

>>11886030
This. Salads + nuggets is the way to go. I rotate which salad I get. I also get fries and a fruit cup usually.

I saw this thread and it made me hungry. I got up, got in my car, and began driving to the chick fil a closest to me about 10 minutes away. I got on the freeway, and as I got closer to the exit, i started regretting my decision. Why am I gonna get some rinky dink chicken sandwich that’s only marginally better than any other fast food restaurant and fucking waffle fries? I asked myself. I then headed to In n Out and got a 3x3 with the whole grilled onion, animal fries, and a large coke. I don’t regret it