/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Get some fake higher scoville foods on the black market.

>>11891199
>But eventually you hit your scoville limit
That's when you deal with the heat like a man.
The second you go for that drink you just proved you're a pussy who should just put on a dress and take a BBC up the chute

>eating spicy stuff to impress

hahahah gay

That's what the sour cream is for. If she's dumb enough she won't even realize you're a wimp.

>>11891199
make your gf suck the chili molecules off your tongue

let jamal handle this sticky and hot situation like he always does ;)))

No one is impressed by your willingness to eat spicy food.

>>11891199
Train. It’s all about tolerance

>>11893197
>>11891211
Why did cucks take over 4chan?

>>11891199
Hold a sip of alcohol in your mouth for 10 seconds to break down the chemical bonds, follow it with water. Gets rid of 90% of the burn for me

>>11893666
@ 2016 when the magatards poured in.

>>11891199
a girl isn't going to be impressed by you eating spicy stuff.
She's just going to think that the snot and drool coming out of your mouth is gross.
Why did you take your girlfriend out to a wing place? Girls tend to not like looking gross or low rent.

>>11893689
t. butthurt commie
try again next year

>>11894008
>your only TWO options are:
>suck trumps little cheeto
>or
>be a communist

>>11894521
Two scoops on a string!

>>11894586
I knew Putin hides how small he is in real life but damn.