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Food Gore Thread

>> No.11884714

>>11884708
that actually sounds amazing if you made it from scratch

a slightly sweet, lightly frosted strawberry jam filled puff pastry enclosing a nice medium rare steak.

meat + fruit is THE trend of 2019 mark my words

>> No.11884720

>>11884714
It is no different than the donut cheese burger honestly.

>> No.11884732

>>11884708
If that was a burger party I'd give it a shot. The steak is probably too tough

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>> No.11884748

>>11884732
you get a nice tender steak, like that japanese stuff.

>> No.11884750

>>11884720
But the point is to elevate the ingredients.

If you used a strawberry gelee made from local strawberries and scratch whole wheat puff pastry so it isn't too sweet, and toasted (pre-caramelized) sugar so it isn't too sweet as well, this could work. Just need a very minimally sweet icing. Oe you could slightly sweeten some hollandaise sauce for the icing if you wanted to go full madman.

>> No.11884768

>>11884748
I wouldnt put a top dollar steak between. Pop tarts

>> No.11884780

>>11884768
You would if you made the puff pastry and strawberry jam and frosting all from scratch and made it lightly sweet. Strawberries have a LOT of acid and acid + steak + carb is pretty normal as a combo (beef wellington).

The problem here is using processed ingredients (altho the steak looks decent)

>> No.11884786

>>11884750
>>11884714
What if you forego the fruit and make a kind of cheese danish spinoff, adding some caramelized onions in the mix to compensate for the lack of sweetness

>> No.11884788

>>11884743
A toilet bowl is just a big bowl. Maybe they cleaned it and now it is just a cereal bowl.

>> No.11884796
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>Start Gore Thread
>People keep talking about steak and poptarts

>> No.11884799

>>11884780
Idk if I'd even waste time with the pastry, but making a sauce from strawberries might be good. Blueberries too. I might try this out desu.

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>>11884708

>> No.11884821

>>11884799
Beef wellington is a thing. Whole wheat puff pastry is amazing.

>> No.11884823
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why the FUCK is this a thing i wanna throw up

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>> No.11884882

>>11884821
Oh I know. I'd just rather have the steak alone with the sauce first

>> No.11884889

>>11884823
Its not

>> No.11884907
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>>11884889
it is anon, in different forms at least

>> No.11884933

>>11884796
>being upset that your shitpost was used as fertilizer for an actual discussion
you might want to rethink your priorities desu

>> No.11884957

>>11884877
whats happening with Wyoming? chink beef jerky

>> No.11884976

>>11884957

I am also confused by that.

>> No.11884988

>>11884877

So Utah eats a lot of jello? Seems odd. Not that they have any noteable cuisine anyway. Boring fucking mormons.

>> No.11885019
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>> No.11885050

>>11884708
Beef tattington?

>> No.11885067

>>11885019
tried it. like a bitter pork, cooking it didn't really help.

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>> No.11885082

>>11884988
I think that's food stereotypes anon. Oregon is black berries, even though most people there eat seafood. But black berry bushes grow like literal weeds there.

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>> No.11885778

>>11884788
>cleaned it
Porcelain is antibacterial, it's always sterilized

>> No.11885790
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>>11884708
Dumping

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>> No.11885807
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>> No.11885820

>>11884877
OBSESSED

>> No.11886073

>>11885082
I thought it was marionberries, which at least is a type of blackberry that originates here

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>> No.11886208

>>11884823
this is just french onion soup, stock can be cloudy

>> No.11886222
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>> No.11886262

>>11885807
Looks like horse cock trust me

>> No.11886830

>>11886091
The poor were a mistake

>> No.11886845
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>>11886830
no, the English "people" were a mistake

>> No.11887005

>>11885811

doesn't seem much worse than beans on toast, which I also find repulsive, but bongs don't see any problem with it for some reason

>> No.11887027

>>11884823
>>11884889
>>11886208
It's a thing in Colombia actually, I was traveling there recently. I tried it, and it's really not bad. The cheese is like a soft feta in texture, but is very mild in flavour, only very slightly salty. So it's essentially like adding slightly savoury melty glob of marshmallow to your hot chocolate. Frankly it makes more sense than adding more sweet to hot chocolate in the form of marshmallow.

It sounds gross but it's very unoffensive really.

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>> No.11887403

>>11887072

would eat if high as fuck. would probably enjoy it then too

Speaking of which, I once ate bread with lard and honey when high, if that's considered food gore. don't have a picture unfortunately

>> No.11887411
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>>11884907
>that picture of a slice of American cheese between two chocolate chip cookies

>> No.11887431

>>11884799
I've seen nice blueberry sauces on burgers before, should work with steak if your careful

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>> No.11887807

>>11885069
what a head on that! she's a beaut

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>>11887748

>> No.11887817

>>11885807
this guy eating on the floor with trash bags in the background???

>> No.11887824

>>11886091
this is satire right?
you could prob buy 3-4 bags of mints for 1 tube of toothpaste

>> No.11887845

>>11884877
Most of these aren't even bad. Sure you got stuff like tater tots and jello, but I am seeing things like pho, snap peas, cherries, bread, lobster etc as well.

This truly is O B S E S S E D

>> No.11887848

>>11885811
I've had something like this before. I think it is called shit on a shingle. It had canned meat in it too, I think tuna. Not as bad as these other dishes.

>> No.11887859

>>11886845
The English are fine. They just need to be kept out of the kitchen

>> No.11887873

>>11887824
You can buy toothpaste for $1 dummy

>> No.11887885

>>11884877
Michigan cherries are the best on the planet. Got fucking cherry festivals and shit for them.

>> No.11888003

>>11884788
I think you can tell from the piss stains, they haven't cleaned it

>> No.11888016

>>11884877
as an upstate native i am triggered by the bagel for all of new york

>> No.11888229

>>11884877
I'm surprised they picked buckeyes instead of chilli spaghetti

>> No.11888331

>>11884714
its been a "trend" for a millennia, fuck head.

>> No.11888360

>>11887873
you can also buy mints for $1 and you dont have to freeze and fuck around with them, dummy.

>> No.11888391
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Stand back

>> No.11888513

>>11888391
Your a monster!

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>>11887748
Cronenberg's got nothing on you, Maggie.

>> No.11888855

>>11884877
>marionberries
oregon is so based

>> No.11888897

>>11887748

>P-please k-k-kill mmmmmeeeeee!!!

>> No.11889217

>>11887403
Meh, that's basically halva

>> No.11889255

>>11887411
i'd eat it

>> No.11889267

>>11884907
Cheese and chocolate do go well together tho
Just imagine some sort cheese over dark bitter chocolate

>> No.11889675

>>11884811
UMA DELICIA

>> No.11889681

>>11888331
>a millennia

>> No.11889693

>>11886222
>how to tell your parents you're gay

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>>11887748

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>>11885790

>> No.11890255

>>11887845
That's tater tot hot dish, not just tots

>> No.11890330

>>11886091
How to give your guests Dental fluorosis: The Tip

>> No.11890549

>>11890247
just lol. they were smoking some serious gear in the 70s

>> No.11890565

>>11884786

Thin layer of goat cheese, caramelized onions and strawberry jam (fresh) would be amazing.

>> No.11890600

>>11884811
What the ever loving nigger fuck is wrong with south americans

>> No.11890616

>>11886222
Imagine coming home from beaches of normandy seeing ur buds getting their guts blown out and ur first meal back ur amphetamine addicted wife makes u is this and then ur boomer children destroy the environment and sell your glorious white nation off to the chinks and import millions of immigrants from non christian nations

>> No.11890622

>>11890247
>>11890549
It was jewish psyop to see how much they got humiliate the goys

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>>11885069

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>>11890616

>> No.11890764

>>11890649
What the absolute fuck she's smiling because she and everyone is laughing at how stupid she is to pour her own beer like that right?
Cause that would be funny, pouring it like that and smiling for the camera on the other hand..