/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJhE9kYUvU

>>11884752
youre a nigger

>>11884772
>humanitarian aid is a coup attempt
Wow.

>>11884814
That WebM runs in reverse, cause the other will show up...

It's just chicken.
But when was the last time you saw a
Paraguayan?

>>11884766
>mayo, ketchup, mustard
>onion, pork, advocado, tomato, chicken, beef, carne de rata, cheese

>>11884983

>>11884745
that brand of potato chips is italian, not from south america.
based Rocco used to be a spokesperson for the company (mostly because in italian "potato" is a also slang term for pussy, so they made an ad campaign based around that)

>>11885123

>>11885151
I've dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl and gotten fucked by two guys at once, and this is too gay for me.

>>11884752
How does he get in?

>>11885146
what a terrific way to propose to a girl

>>11885193
Why would you propose to a girl when gay marriage is legal in most of the world now?

>>11885308
because guys only have two fuckable holes while girls have three

>>11885325
And you've got three penises?

>>11885331

>>11885331
one dick and two fists

>>11885146
is this a meme or is that really made with soy milk? I cant get soy milk to froth like that, 2% is the best

>>11884787
does the fucking camera person have parkinsons? this is unbearable to watch

>>11884772
The U.S.coming to other countries' rescue as usual

>>11884955
Based little fatty

>>11884752
Surly Egg of the Fort King

>>11884745
Just spent 7 months traveling around south america. The food definitely was not a highlight. So much rice and potatoes... There was some decent food but god damn they love their carbs.

>>11884752
Eggfort Chad vs Egg cart virgin

>>11884766
I thought they didnt have food in Venezuela

>>11885671
They don't, but when they do it's a lot of bread/sandwich/hotdog type meals with lots of meat and cheese. It's ok but gets old quickly.

>>11885551
Its a fuckin 3rd world continent you retard
Ffs you flaneur. Bet u

>>11885676
Thanks fag I'm too angry to go to sleep now.

>>11885676
marshmello is a good man

>>11885688
Half of asia is third world m8 and they have the some of the best food in the world. Wealth has little to do with good food.

>>11885695
>Half of asia is third world m8 and they have the some of the best food in the world.
That's funny. You're a funny guy.

>>11885393
I assume the file name is a joke, as the "man" is making the open mouth soy boy face.

>>11885697
Good webm. So what is good food for you personally? A certain fast food sandwich perhaps?

>>11885705
The third world parts of Asia aren't making the "best food in the world". They're eating rice and dog cooked in gutter oil.

The first world parts, like Japan, make some pretty great stuff.

>>11885292
Get that fucking salad out of here

Not from SA but i want to contribute

>>11885717

>>11885710
I've lived in china and their food tradition is incredible, even the places that are poor (now, haven't always been poor in their history) have excellent food. I think (proper) chinese food is the best in the world, it has a ridiculously huge variety.

Then also in asia you have poor as shit countries like india, thailand, indonesia, vietnam. All with incredible food. Japanese food is good but overrated.

>>11885726

>>11885731
This would be so much better cooked... lobster sashimi is ok but inferior to cooked lobster.

>>11885044
looks good apart from crisp flavours

>>11885292
Why the fuck did they use so much oil?

>>11884756
>all those chorizos and salchichas
brehs

>>11885731
I personally think that lobster is overrated. I grew up eating it all of the time in the summer as a kid. I thought it was messy AF and frankly too much work to get the meat out. Although I would give lobster thermador a chance. Thats a classic dish that I've never had before. Ah, I wish Julia Child would prepare it for me.

>>11885419
the fat hand made it unbearable for me

>>11885339
Absolutely disgusting. It looks like prison food.

>>11885729
>their food tradition is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQbCOz9nlU

>>11885146

>>11885187
this is a meme response, but 1:15 shows there's enough space behind the stalls for a small walkway passing behind all of them.

>>11884756
Yeah and you are too faggot

>>11884752
I was at my grans and hungry Friday and she didn't have much food in so I made this, it actually tasted much better than expected, the onions go soft and give the egg a delicious savory flavor.

Would recommend

>>11885292
>prolapsed angus

>>11884881
>Venezuelan dish
>We went to NEW YORK CITY to try it!

>>11885649
based vegans

>>11885032
>ItalianAmericanCuisine.webm

>>11885686
>chilean cuisine
>throw some shit in a boiling pot and lets see what happens
>tamales are peruan btw

>>11885339
The amount of salt is punishment enough.

>>11885729
This, totally. Check a bite of china on YouTube

>>11885146
its instinctual i swear
like fucking clockwork

>>11885731
wheres the blood why isnt there blood everywhere when he cuts it

>>11884756
What an angry looking man.

>>11884766
/r/killthecameraman

>>11885292
I like the word rump.
It's funny.
Rump.
:)

>>11885676
>fr e sh a vaca do
Wut?

>>11884787
When I read the title I was expecting Kay.

>>11886758
boomer detected

>>11885044
>Can't make a decent crisp sandwich

You don't smash the crisps to smithereens. Balance the contents of a bag on the bread and gently press down with the other slice. This gives you a sandwich with lots of crunch and texture.

>>11885156
I wanna fuck you

>>11886808
100% true. It's supposed to be a crisp sandwich, not a crumb sandwich.

>>11884756
Fuck, that looks good.

>>11885344
Fun little theme restaurant, but I wouldn't trust a bowl of soup on a bus on South American roads.

>>11886212
I'm well aware, as I said, I lived there. There's a new food scandal almost all the time somewhere in china. Doesn't mean their recipes aren't delicious. When I was living there, there was a scandal that a meat company was breeding minks and injecting them with protein and selling it as lamb. I assume it was true, but honestly have no idea. Like where do they even come up with this stuff?

>>11885676
I want to flip that faggot upside down and piss in the bucket.

>>11886113
you're not too bright are you pal

>>11885339
>prison food
Why do people glamorize this shit? Are they so proud of their insufficiency that they romanticize prison culture?

>>11886722
>doesn't understand biology

>>11887044
Most Amer*cans will spend some time in prison sooner or later in their lives, so it's just part of their culture!

>>11887044
I don't think it's being glamorized. That shit looks horrifying. If anything it makes me want to go to prison less lmao

>>11884745
>Meanwhile In Venezuela.webm
I'm pretty sure it's Italy.
American education...

>>11887176
why face the fact that you're too dumb to understand basic topical humor through visual metaphors when you could call Americans dumb instead

>>11884752
eg

>>11886880
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>11887176
Potatoes are from Peru, why are Italians using them.

Nice quality control, Giuseppe

>>11887217
he expects americans to study and care about every little facet of his country
when he learns that americans are not told much about his homeland and don't really care either, he feels small and thus he becomes enraged

>>11884881
I've had this, it was terrible. Maybe I just got a shit one, but you get 90% of the sauce in your first two bites, then the rest of the time you're grinding through dry, mealy bread that turns into a protective mush casing preventing any meat flavour from escaping onto your tongue.

>>11885292
eww no

>>11885146
How to turn a regular latte into soi latte.

>>11885676
is that marshmello?

>>11885123
>in italian "potato" is a also slang term for pussy
lmao, Rocco's the man. I can imagine the ad campaign jokes.

>>11885419
angles make videos fancier anon

>>11887749
They're all like that.
You have to try to distribute the filling to avoid ending with just bread.
It's a hassle to eat.

>>11884756
how does he get out of there without squishing the sausages?

>>11887822
I believe it's avocado.

>>11887879

Holy crap do want. Its cool being alive when you see things like this and realize just the abundance of different food and flavors that have been given to us.

>>11888122

socialism forces people to become vegan, and thats a good thing!

>>11885032
Why do only fat women wear black nailpolish? It makes their fingers look even fatter.

>>11885659
Boss's son watching, alcoholic employee.

>>11884881
Arepas aren't made with maize flour, like cornmeal, but with what's often called harina,a sort of fine cornmeal, that is boiled in a solution of calcium hidroxide, then dried again, which is why it's white unlike cornmeal, that retains the yellow color.

>>11886729
In old country you do not look at chef with western witchcraft

>>11888228

>>11884756
IMAGINE the SMELL

>>11887046
here let me cut you open. what im really asking is why dont lobsters bleed like regular people and other animals: thats honestly an advanced observation on my part, give me some credit

>>11888286
Lobster blood is clear.

>>11888150
he should have put the potatoes in first, im sure they didnt have enough time to cook, especially if u dont want the meat to dry

>>11888296
this is how u answer a post.

>>11884752
how does he get out?

>>11888144
Attempt to distract your view away from their fat fingers

>>11887832
I still remember it well, the spot was Rocco going around a maison full of almost nude bitches with a bag of potato chips in hand and "Daddy cool" as background music, once the tour was done he looked at the camera and said "trust me, I've tried many different kinds [of potatoes]".
Pretty fun, It would never fly today.

Got it, wouldn't DL B4...

>>11888322
Given, I answered this question just by googling "do lobsters have blood" and clicking the first link. So there's that.

>>11884752
>filename
bad job anon

>>11885475
>use lettuce to stop soggy buns
Or you could toast your buns like a civilized person and let the burgers rest before assembling them, for fuck's sake.

>>11888365
Filename backwards, WebM backwards...

>>11885475
>nigger hands

pass

>>11888414
We're all the same on the inside, anon.

>>11885544

>>11885659

>>11888350
based

>>11885717
I almost feel bad eating something so old

>>11888419
is that some getto prison slang?

>>11888536
>crimes against humanity and the environment
>boat has a Chinese name

Sounds about right

>>11888362

>>11884745

Any one have the egg curry one?

>>11889061
Yes, fuck off.

>>11889069
DUDE

>>11888419
>Doesn't matter how you look, you're still gonna fry.

>>11885726
Christ, that thing must have been alive during WWII.

>>11888419
Ok, but black eggs aren't common. What if the black eggs, that make up only 13% of all eggs out there, were responsible for more than 50% of all egg related deaths? You'd start to wonder about what needs to be done about the black egg problem.

>>11889069
Kindly post it then nigger. I want to cook it.

>>11884756
damn thats some pretty nice cuisine from a province from argentina

>>11889123
>NIGGA DO YOU NOT OWN A FLAT ROCK

>>11887004
jesus

>>11885032
Painted nails look so unsanitary.

>>11886304
omg

>>11889220
There's a shot of a bunch of pots and pans that's cut out from that webm, they're just fucking with him.

>>11888419
Powerfull

>>11887975
I hate this so fucking much

>>11886880
based
>>11887579
cringe

>>11890470
I'd recognize Sara's meat mittens anywhere.

>>11890231
based rocco

New

>>11884960
Freshly cooked chicken with plastic bag!

>>11890478
her only sin is overcooking the eggs, otherwise perfectly fine deviled eggs. I'd eat them even with overcooked yolks, it makes little difference when you devil them

>>11890554
i watched the whole thing but the money shot of the finished product wan't long enough. didn't really see how it turned out. every story needs an ending :(

>>11890478
>>11890655

I made these based off her video. Deviled eggs are deviled eggs but i hadnt ever made them before. Came out pretty good. Lil bit of vinegar added a nice tang.

>>11889061
>>11889147

>>11887879
>american plastic "cheese"
was looking pretty good for a minute there

>>11890661
filename

>>11890747
>*biscuits

?? what about the filename??

>>11888362
>people reacting as if hot cheetos are spicy
Jesus christ

>>11890715
>plastic

That's just the packaging, you know

>>11890912
hat was rewarding to watch

>>11888313
They are most likely pre-cooked anon

>>11886917
I feel the shiver watching this...

>>11890714
Thanks senpai

>>11887832
>>11888350
at the time the commercial sparked a lot of controversy and it was even pulled from air shortly after.
here's the uncensored tv spot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUn4-6huLOM
a quick translation:
>(in my life) I got a lot of (potato chips/pussy)
>tasty, fragrant
>I can't live without them!
>I've tried everyone of them
>american, german, dutch... even with the "surprise"
(when I was a kid potato chips companies used to put small toys inside the bag... also penis)
>I used to eat them, uncerimoniously... ever three at once
>but no one is like this
>trust a guy who tried them all... Amica Chips are the best!

>>11885676
based and mellopilled

Having problems with my latest webm, keeps saying I have an embedded file.

>>11888388
I didn't realise tampons steam

>>11887709
That guy is based as fuck

>>11884752
reddit

>>11885032
Look at that nasty dried out pre grated fake italian cheese she sprinkles over at the end.

>>11890231
>"its alright, its only chips"

>>11891734
It means your computer has a virus.

>>11891886
Sorry but I don't use Windows.

>>11891901
Then your non-Windows computer has a virus.

>>11884787
>directed by David Lynch

>>11891886
>Broccoli Salad
>1/2 cups of sugar
But why

>>11886900
>And I'm sweating profusely so I'm gonna add a dash of cayenne to my paper towel here
>I know, I know but dont worry. I promise you cant taste it.

>>11891901
Top quality webm

>>11890912
I've done this. Works a charm.

>>11885292
This was good until cheese.
Why the fuck do people add cheese to food? There is nothing worse than melted cheese on food.

Cheese is good. Melted cheese is just plain garbage.
Fuck melted cheese.

>>11893378
I don't know how to make webms but that reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/MCwCUP9fDVo?t=154
2:34 if the embed doesn't work.

>>11890554
how the fuck is this .webm 1 minute and 60 seconds
shouldn't it say 2 minutes

>>11891096
That's Rick Stein cooking it. He's worth looking up if you don't know him already.

>>11885156
Do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you missionary so I can look at you while we come simultaneously?

>>11893387
>I don't know how to make webms but that reminded me of this
Get youtube-dlg to download a video from YT, it has an option to save it as webm. Or get something like MasterOfWebM to convert existing videos and adjust quality if it's too big.

>>11885292
>stuffing steak with mozzarella
>only parsley in marinade, no rosemary or tarragon
into the trash with that shit

>>11885339
This video is just a way to get morons to eat soggy doritos and ramon noodles dont do this.

>>11887054
APS makes some good shit, i mean it looks good

>>11885383
this is a thing in columbia as well
I have a friend who lives there and he says its nasty and he doesnt fuck with that shit

>>11890912
i use this occasionally on my cast iron to keep it smooth, brilliant stuff

>>11884863
Did someone say arepas?

>>11886976
Is this how they make Pringles?

>>11885475
>black hands
>not washing the meat
Literal race traitor

>>11891901

>>11887879
lost me at the fake cheese.... but gawd damn do I want whatever that is... looks amazing especially if real cheese is used

>>11893378
Based doggo

>>11889123
>animal planet

>>11889123
>webm
there has to be a better way

>>11893717

>>11893430
Hey, thanks. I'll look into both of those.

>>11885151

the camera man is leaning too lol

>>11887047

?

It's usually a revolving door of the same white trash guys, and a good 2/3s of the 13%ish black population.

>>11884863
Gotta hand it to the Venezuelans; since they have no food, everyone is thin. Massively increases the potential dating pool. Maybe we should try forced starvation here at some point.

>>11893579
29/37 b8

>>11884829
Why does she shaped like that?

>>11893719
The ow gratis is to many for the prusol brots

>>11888386
10/10 filename, thanks anon

>>11890272
Fuck now I want pulled pork and slaw

>>11885151
Is sonny taking the piss out of mark here

>>11888297
this shit is completely wrong
we don't use cider vinegar or olive oil, you normally would use white vinegar and sunflower oil
also that amount of parsley is so little and the amount of garlic seems excesive to say the least

>>11893387
>>11885717
WebM For Bakas , Save From Net

>>11890768
>Special old yeast dough,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMRcBbIS8Yw

>>11885339
where's the prestige

>>11885339
>all that shit wasted on a single meal
i hate these fucking videos
bruh just eat the ramen

@1:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN53oy5cn0Q

>>11891903
>The time it takes for one command to finish and another to start is too noticable
Your robo duplicate needs work, Mark.

>>11896133
do they know they're about to be meaninglessly murdered for meat for your precious tastebuds?

>>11896137
>meaningless
>becoming human meat

Corn off the Cobb.

>>11896182

>>11895316
He's gotta be

>>11896137
Those are hogs
They're literally a plague that has to be culled regularly or they destroy ecosystems
Retard. Eat more protein cause your brain is goof

>>11896155
I get nervous when it cuts to scenes with live beasties. I know what those Chinamen are like.

>>11896187
Someone actually filmed a 4chan webm from the screen on his phone.
And you saved the result.

>>11888122
>recipes based on scarce ingredients
More quality journalism, I see.

>>11896187
Based friend of a friend poster

>>11884752
How does he get in without putting Humpty together again?

>>11888245
I think this is the first time someone's posted that and I actually wanted to imagine the smell

>>11884955
what the fuck, this is from the old Greek national TV. ET 1 means Greek television 1, so random

>>11896137
>eating boar
based retard, boar are for exterminating only, their meat is shit and in case you dare to feign some kind of moral stance, they're invasive and horribly destructive for the environment and local ecosystems.

>>11885649
>hey bro you want me to grill you up a dog?

>>11889123
>carefully brushing the dirt over it
they have so much to teach us

>>11885151
The bodies, where are they, Mark?

>>11884955
based Carrusel

>>11885156
a-are you cute?

>>11885731
All kinds of waste there

>>11896137
these shits are the worst thing for the environment
slaughtering them is doing a favor for everyone and everything else

>>11885151
this is the worst webm I've watched in a while

>>11888240
She didn't even fall down
Dude's a pussyclart

>>11887997
I wish I was like you, being able to enjoy simple things in life.

>>11890714
Man theres so much more to Indian cooking than chicken tikka/chicken masala/those 15 dishes that people in the west actually know about.
Now if only i could obtain the ingredients. I mean what the fuck is a turmeric, where the fuck do you find shit like that

>>11896252
Play this in reverse at it looks like Elmer Fudd dropping bunker busters on the rabbits.
tfw I don't know how to reverse this and not willing to look it up.

>>11885331
ooh botulism is always fun

>>11884829
>implying the US isn’t attempting a coup

>>11897323
>what is turmeric
pretty easy to get. just go to some immigrant shop or online

>>11884752

>>11896209

Yeah they really do seem to be a problem. When I went to visit my friend in Texas I pulled over at a truck stop on the way from the airport and there were about 20 guys getting geared up to go hunt them. I went along with them just to see what it was like and the fucking damaged those creatures cause to the environment is immense. It was a pleasure getting to take two down. Apparently there was some sort of payment I could have claimed from the state for doing it but I just enjoyed it for the sport. Never killed something with a bow before.

>>11897677
epic combo of both of reddits favourite memes :)

>>11885156
I'm more interested in this than these webms

>>11885156
Id like to try your boipussy

>>11897628
Absolutely disgusting. Why would anyone do this?

>>11894826
The what? Amigo, aprende inglés

>>11897628
P O O

>>11885292
I can't explain it but when he turned that "sock" inside out it felt a little disgusting, like he was dishonoring that animal

>>11885156
thanks for making me horny

>>11897323
I literally got a quart-sized container of turmeric from the worst grocery store in town, and I live in NC so you know my supply of real food is shit.

>>11897323
I can find it easily in Indian or Iranian grocery stores. It's like a milder, citrusy ginger, so use ginger if you can't find fresh turmeric. Powdered turmeric usually just tastes bitter, and I don't use it.

>>11896041
>#6-A fucking steak
>#4-A fucking buffet
>#3-A fucking kabob

Wooow, really makes me want to go to South America.

>>11884756
hehe u r gay.

>>11897059

>>11889774
>merely pretending

>>11900311
That's what 90% of these "tribal" documentaries are. They just get led to the local family who plays primitive for the white guy with a camera crew. Get the tits out too because they like that, then once the filming's done, demand money.

>>11900432
cheese?

>>11888169
Suprised it didnt break all the bones

>>11895466
God white americans are truely the pigs of this world

>>11888122
Under socialism you wait in line for food.
Under capitalism food waits in line for you.

>>11896224
What are the downsides to spending time on one of these boats? They seem like decent work as long as you put in some good labor.

>>11890912

>>11896155
>>11896152
file names dont' need to be clickbait newfag

>>11897323
turmeric is readily available at your local walmart or target

>>11901430
>Africa is not a 3rd world country, they are just merely pretending

>>11902044
>greentext strawman

>>11896374
lol, you never watch HxH? boar looks delicious af

>>11885044
That's a proppa dad-made packed lunch lads.
But the fucking state of those crumbs.

>>11896224
>that filename

>>11884752
how does egg?

>>11902837
he eats ALL the eggs

>>11886323
Well, given the current state of Venezuela, I don't think you could/would want to go there to try it.

>>11902514

Bananas at least are sprayed with some kind of liquid that makes them ripe after they have been delivered to the end point. They will stay green for a long time unless you activate the ripening process.

>>11903280
It's a gas, ethylene. You can also use a ripened banana as they will start to produce the gas by itself naturally once ripe

>>11885156
now i need a porn like this

>>11902509
this kind of seems retarded
http://www.drugsupdate.com/brand/showavailablebrands/381
Oxytocin brands in India
Volume Price*
1ml 13.00

13 rupies is 18 cents usd

https://www.bigbasket.com/pc/fruits-vegetables/fresh-vegetables/#!page=2 here you can see the price of fresh veg in india, the idea that they are pumping 40-50 cents worth of drugs in every vegetable that retails for 4-5 cents is literally retarded.