/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11884043
Redpilled as fuck. Kill all the minority’s, women should be in cages to! Everyone who disagrees is aroused by an elaborate fantasy scenario involving black penises which is totally not my own preoccupation at all

>>11884053
Baste and breadpilled.

>>11884053
Baste

I like the PMC ration advertisments from mgs4

Bump

>>11884103
>That weird ass bomb shelter cooking show

Weird way to start the game, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9hv6N6Zol0

>>11884197
>Are you winning son?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s2nNia1nJoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

>>11884220
>1 Minute 45 Seconds of French Furry Erotica
Kill it with fire.

>stonetoss

>>11884043
im ashamed to admit it took me awhile to get this joke

>>11884307
>Joke
It's reality

>>11884288
t. tranny or footfag

>>11884382
T.normal faggot

Im so sick of this faggot shilling his shitty comics on every single board

Im not buying your epic redpilled T-shirts Stonetoss

>>11884397
Judge perform the inevitable and overdose on painkillers.

>>11884043
This never fails to make me crave a whooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2mKIP9WnI

>>11884401
Ok Jew

Based on the fact that I thought? I will be there is a lot of work

>>11884043

>>11884382
similar comics have been made before, stealing content and putting a watermark on it is kind of lame

>>11884043
Is this the fabled "conservative" humour? YIKES

>>11884535
Is this the fabled food and cooking board?

>>11884527
new material is kind of hard.
So everyone claims everything.
ultimately it's a contest of lame jokes

>>11884541

>>11884535
to be honest conservatives may find this the least humorous of all.

>>11884382
>If you don't think it's funny that must mean you're offended/the demographic being criticized in said comic
Strawman

Feierabend, wie das duftet....

>>11884426
your comics aren't funny or drawn well

>>11884220
based

why do you spam this reddit comic that no one likes?

>>11884053
who hurt you sweaty?

When will the leftist Redditors fuck off back?

>>11884827

>>11884875
r/whoosh

>>11884043

>>11884893
You must be fun at parties.

>>11884043
Lets get this back on a food track, here are the diversity potatoes I grew representing the US demographic, and quite frankly, the black potatoes have a stronger more robust flavor. Just relax and enjoy the ride, sturmdrumpfers.

>>11884220
God save us all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-c4U6XRtvc

>>11884043
This guy is such a worm. Got his other bootleg shmorky comic banned so now he has to shill this shit every other day on here.

>>11884953
>southafrica.jpg

>>11884894
This happens to me all the time

>>11884523
Kek

>>11884894
This has been happening a lot lately, mobile 4chan got fucked in the last couple weeks, switch to desktop site on your phone

>>11884894
>>11885369
Or use a browser that lets you install an adblocker. 4chan has had way too many ads like this since Hiro took over. The homepage even had malicious redirect ads at one point, but pointing this out to other people just got responses of "it's malware on your device" or "good because it keeps out newfags".

>>11884875
>folks
>y'all
when did libtards start talking like southerners?

>>11884628

-Wieviele?
-Alle!

>>11884523
lol

>>11885378
>good because it keeps out newfags

>>11885390
End doesn't justify the means, and to think that anything malicious will never affect you if Hiro is allowing it is naive.

>>11884220
>tfw no octo-slut lap dance

>>11885379
They stole southern talk on twitter to sound more friendly than they actually are

"Yall are a bunch of cisshits hun" goes down easier than
"You white men are cisshits" and gets more RTs

>>11884893
fuck off reddit tourist

>>11885447
The “folks” and “y’all” are black people and those who wish to appear to be relatable to them

>>11885447
>They stole southern talk on twitter to sound more friendly than they actually are
You mean they're using southern talk as its supposed to be used. Just with a political spin you don't like.
T. Southerner who is still surprised people dont get southern sarcasm despite the fact that it's everywhere.

>>11884043
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NebcrNayCnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_86qb7hlbJI

>>11885594
You’re right in some cases, they’ve adopted “bless your heart” to dunk on thier opponents without refuting them on Twitter but they also use it very earnestly eg “y’all, we need to signal boost the stories of trans Latinx folk.” Etc

>>11884419
ok i kek’d when he dumped the noglets and the rubs one’s wool

>>11884875
that should include “yikes”

>>11884523
Wait a second. That’s schmorky? From something awful? Holy shit I have his home phone number. Calling him tomorrow to thank him for these.

>>11885612
Oof

>>11884382
Isn't this an American fast food message board based on the design of a Japanese anime board based on the design of a Soviet stock trading board based on the concept of a Somalian Cattle ranching blog?

>>11884523
top kek, im le radical cenrist but this makes me lol

>>11884894
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>>11885369
>>11885378
Use the clover app if you have Android I thought this was common sense by now
https://floens.github.io/Clover/

>>11884806
this say's alot about our societey

>>11885850
no it doesn't, you retarded bootlicker
saged

>>11884053

this is what bothers me evening like car advertisements it's always the first seen even if it's just people walking down the street it's a dark man and a white woman it just doesn't make sense almost every advertisement it's always mixed race but it's always a dark man and a white woman I really want to just kill every Jew in existence

>>11885865
You should look up what bootlicker means

>>11885961
you should lick my booty

>>11884875
ah yes criticising the rhetoric, classic refutation of the central point

I thought I was on /mu/. How did I get here?

>>11885850
Not really. Ice cream has almost zero carbs, while every other food item depicted is LOADED in carbs. Breakfast is designed to fill someone up and get them going through the day. Carbs are the best fuel for doing so, and sugar helps wake someone up.

Are there better options? yes. But ice cream is literally worthless as a breakfast item, and a doughnut does a much better job at filling you up. Imagine being this retarded.

>>11886016
>Ice cream has almost zero carbs

nigga ice cream is pure carbs. you know that sugar is a carbohydrate right?

>>11886450
Obviously, but that's not a carb. And ice cream has protein too.

>>11885974
irony

>>11884523
that's not shmorky you retard

This was a good bait

>>11884043
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1549790868059.webm

>>11886728
Ill suck your dick

>>11886453
>Obviously, but that's not a carb.
what is a carb?

Never forget.
https://youtu.be/VS08cWZrlQA

>>11884894
Faggot phone user here, I've never gotten an ad like this. Normally all I see are banner ads at the top.

do you ever shit and its like 3 different consistencies?

like, the first part of the turd, the girthiest is a potato shaped lump, and then there s a bunch of liquid shit with chunks in it, but then there is an army of soft, gelato glop that ust kinda slides out?

anyways, black people are gross

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>>11886762
Learn how to crosspost, newfag

>>11884382
Stonetoss would be considered a communist compared to me. It's just unfunny jokes rehashed 100 times already. The literal definition of reddit.

>>11886773
A miserable pile of calories. But enough talk! Have at you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tfTXwZNyQ0

>>11885594
The truly woke are spelling it "folx" now, bigot.

>>11885595
I know I'm dating myself here, but they really should have got McEnroe to do one of those. Or have him do the voiceover.

>>11886974
>t. incapable of clicking on a link

>>11884043
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>>11884806
spermy klurfs

>>11885850
*American society

>>11884043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ouQD-Szrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

ORANGE MAN PERFEKT

>>11884523
Pffttt hahaha

>>11885948
Yeah race mixing has never happened until hollyweird shoved it down our throats it’s not like Europeans are 1/4 from a totally different species or anything lol

This https://youtu.be/qWWCVj8VB4Q
Reminds me so much of childhood innocence, makes me wanna cry.