/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"no because gummy bears are not a fruit, they're human made."

>If I planting daddy seed

>>11880236
Bury a tiny gummy bear in spring in front of her and buy one of those huge gummy's later in the year

>>11880236
why did you capitalize "BEARS"? are you attempting to summon the notorious 4channel p.bear?

>>11880256
based and wholesome pilled

>>11880256
it's all fun and games until she buries your wife's jewelery hoping to get rich

>>11880236
"Yes but you need special soil that only the daddy and mommy bears know how to find, and only when they work together. That's how they become daddies and mommies."

>>11880236
send her back to the shelter your dog is too smart

OP, here. I should add that my daughter is 26 and a bit retarded.

>>11880256

Wholesome.

Get her tested for retardation a.s.a.p.

>>11880318
Dad?

>>11880374
hmm.. gonna have to see a pic of the back of your hand to be sure.

or feet

>>11880394
can i please have pussy from your retarded daughter sir

>>11880236
her analogy is unsound and tell her to take your dick out of her mouth

>>11880415
Yes but you have to keep her for the whole weekend

>>11880236
show her that you can put one in water and wait a few days, it will get like 20 times bigger.

>>11880415
sorry, but my daughter buried the cat and now it's dead.

>>11880466
buy her a bigger one lol

I feel like this is a sneedpost

>>11880236
Yes, but round earthers don't want anyone to know the truth.

>>11880236
suplex her bitch ass and let her know who's the boss

>>11880236
>having a daughter

>>11880521
>Not having a daughter to sell for a bunch of cows
never gonna make it

>>11880236
Just a reminder, your daughter will be sucking black dick when she grows up

>>11880521
someone post the pasta about how having a daughter is cucking yourself

>>11880323
that poor kitty won't like the taste or feeling of the metal fork in her mouth. She won't understand why it's there and might bite down on it, hurting her :(

>>11881063
Not if she chokes to death on gummy bears first

>>11880256
cute

/tv/ trying to talk shit about /ck/ over there.
It's like getting called poopy-head by the neighborhood retard, you just feel sorta bad for them.

>>11880236
give her some of these for being so stupid

>>11880236
Tell her that makes neither scientific nor semiotic sense. Apple seeds are seeds. Gummy bears are not seeds. It's like asking whether planting a little girl will make girls grow. Tell her you are however willing to confirm her stupidity with an experiment to demonstrate how it doesn't work. Then bury her.

>>11880236
take her bear hunting.

DON'T CHOP THE DINOSAUR DADDY

>>11880236

"If I plant my seed in you, a 'special' baby may grow"

>>11881821
>shut up cunt or I'll chop you too now go to bed jessica

Tell her if she eats them a bear will grow in her tummy and it will burst.

>>11881821
based

>>11881821
I know that reference so that is funny.

>>11881098
See, this is why cats are morons. We should stop feeding every single one and just let the species die out

>>11882040
They would just hunt and eat animals that aren't on forks and continue to survive.

Tell her yes, and then in a few days put a teddy bear in the spot she buries a gummy bear in

she should get that she was wrong, but have fun doing it

>>11881823
Based and rapepilled

>>11881821
DON'T REDDIT THE POST ANON

>>11882039
I reddit that reddit so that is reddit

>>11882045
No they wouldn't dumbass

>>11881089
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically