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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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fuck, it happened
RIP

>> No.11880408

>>11880400
>it's real
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11880414

>>11880400
source you bullshitter

>> No.11880419

>>11880400
damn
I wonder if he had god in his life

>> No.11880433
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11880433

>>11880400
RIP
>it's real

>> No.11880437

hold me bros ;_;

>> No.11880447 [DELETED] 

>>11880400
Such a beautiful, young-ish man. Living to share his artistry in kitchen to the common man. He will be missed.

>> No.11880450

falsified and homosexual

>> No.11880471
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11880471

>>11880433
post webms not fake shit

>> No.11880472

>>11880400
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/


ummm whats this?

>> No.11880477

>>11880450
Jack wasn’t a homo

>> No.11880479

>>11880472
it's a mark weins funded website to take down jack. he's feeling threatened by jack

>> No.11880482

>>11880472
>Jack makes repeated reference to the fact that as a man he considers things like cooking and cleaning “Women’s work”
yeah im thinking he based

>> No.11880489
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11880489

>>11880482
>PARDON?

>> No.11880491

>>11880482
>attempts to murder his son because he smoked weed
Now THAT's based.

>> No.11880495
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11880495

Keto claims another victim press F in pepperoni.

>> No.11880502

anyone have the video where he enters a chili contest at his church and gets pissed that he loses?

>> No.11880523

>>11880472
love him or hate him you've gotta admit that Jack is an every man who does what he does well and fuels his community through his works.
AKA that he is /ourguy/

>> No.11880538

>>11880472
>beating and choking his first son Garrett
the only time a man names his second son same name Jr. is when the wife is already pregnant when he marries her

>> No.11880556

>>11880489
This man was born to create anger and that is the only purpose he was born for.

>> No.11880570

>>11880482
>Jack makes repeated reference to the fact that as a man he considers things like cooking and cleaning “Women’s work”
It's not like he's good at it in any capacity, so I'd see why he would think this.

>> No.11880576

>>11880570
you don't think the thousands of years of that being the case may have influenced his opinion...?

>> No.11880578

>>11880570
ROASTY

>> No.11880586

jack on hot ones when?

>> No.11880648
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11880648

rippity

>> No.11880676

I guess god needed an /ourguy/
rot in piss jackie

>> No.11880684

>>11880502
Just for you, fellow food ja/ck/.
https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0

>> No.11880706

he's not dead, retards

>> No.11880714

>>11880706
In my mind he has been for a long time.

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>>11880706
this thread is for his arm though

>> No.11880743

>>11880684
>canned beans
>canned garlic
>canned corn
>canned peppers
>SALSA?????
what a fucking insult. i hope everyone took one look at his bean slop and recoiled in disgust.

>> No.11880770

>>11880743
Not to mention the year old brisket he got out of the freezer

>> No.11880794

>>11880743
you didn't mention
>FUCKING RAW ONIONS
>SWEET ITALIAN SAUSAGE

>> No.11880805

>>11880684
>first thought is immediately thinking about how he can game the system
>immediately projects his insecurity and malicious ideas on his fellow church goers
>"Nah bro but I'm too good for that look how good of a person I am"
Wew

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11880817

>>11880684
Is this how Americans cook? What the fuck? Imagine being a 50 year old obese man and being proud of mixing up a bunch of canned grocery products. And did he not brown the onions that he used??

>> No.11880821

>>11880805
Being weak doesn't make you good but using your strength to oppose evil does.

>> No.11880822

>>11880684

holy fuck that's a nasty collection of bullshit

>> No.11880828

>>11880684

holy fuck that fucking cope this dude is a piece of shit

>> No.11880847

>>11880817
There's literally nothing wrong with canned food. Any chili should probably be made with canned beans and tomatoes, unless you really want to go through the trouble of rehydrating beans and tomatoes happen to be in season.

>> No.11880853

>>11880821
Whoa broski, so deep.

>> No.11880857

>>11880847
>canned food
In the US? Enjoy your BPA, BPS, BPF, and BPZ.

>> No.11880861

>>11880857
Doesn't affect the taste.

>> No.11880862

>>11880853
Based thank you

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>>11880400
>No news article link
Obviously fake.

>> No.11881083

>>11880847
Rehydrating/cooking beans is simple but can actually be a huge pain the ass. Stewed tomatoes are very convenient as well.

>> No.11881090

>>11880817
Yes the cooking habits of one man who is widely known as an inept retard is representative of a country of 300 million people.

>> No.11881169

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnc-M930dg

>> No.11881185

holy fucking shit

F

>> No.11881189

>>11880400

honestly who didn't expect this to happen?

>> No.11881198

>>11881073
>implying there would be any news coverage for some literal who youtuber

>> No.11881207

>>11881073
he was survived by his wife, two sons and salmonella infection. let the family mourn.

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>>11881169

>> No.11881232

>>11880400
Anyone have a link to the unsafe canning video that smear site talks about

>> No.11881246

>>11880472
Lurk more

>> No.11881257

>>11881232
https://youtu.be/o5f9d3m35VU

>> No.11881271

>>11880684
Does anybody actually believe his "I probably won't win because I'm not going to cheat" rant was actually filmed before he knew the result?

>> No.11881281

Post the vid of him crying on a shark tank show

>> No.11881287

>>11881257
wew. Thanks friend

>> No.11881289
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11881289

he'll rise again in three days

>> No.11881303

>>11881257
>I'll teach y'all how to make bleach from scratch!
>... you just add water to pool cleaner
Davenport you greasy fuck

>> No.11881313

>>11881281
Right about the 32:55 minute mark, but the whole thing is worth it.
https://youtu.be/WY094H9fyJg

>> No.11881319
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11881319

>>11881257
How does this unlisted video have over 8k views? Are they all from seekay?

>> No.11881322

Is there any way that he could regain the use of his arm?

>> No.11881323

>>11881322
Robotics

>> No.11881328

>>11881313
>you know I feel for the guy but we gotta rap this shit up<
Kek

>> No.11881348

damn... he's undercooking chicken for god now

>> No.11881361

>>11881322
Training and exercising the arm could probably do a lot for him, but he's a lazy shit so he just lets it hang down his side. It's going to wither away because of that.

>> No.11881372

>>11881361
It sounded like he was doing that at first but now he’s just waiting for a miracle

>> No.11881378

>>11881073
me on the right, sniffing that sweet asshole musk

>> No.11881380

>>11881372
Doesn't God help those who help themselves?
I don't think any amount of prayers is gonna fix his arm, physical therapy is more suited for that sort of thing.

>> No.11881382

>>11881380
>god helps those who help themselves
how convenient

>> No.11881401

>>11881382
>this is my Lazy God's miracle for healing the sick
>ok first you need some time
>ohmygosh isn't that super!? it's SO easy

>> No.11881411

>>11881382
Well, considering life is supposed to be a trial it would be odd if He just helped you out when things got tough. All He can do is inspire.

>> No.11881438

>>11880538
Not always. I’m the oldest son but my younger brother is the Jr. Reason why was because my mother insisted on giving me the name she had chosen, while with my brother it was my father who insisted.

>> No.11881534

>>11881378
Uhhhhh

>> No.11881553

>>11881534
Don't judge me don't you dare ever judge me

>> No.11881558

>>11881553
https://youtu.be/cSppZg6o1us

>> No.11881571

>>11881558
>thinks I'm programmed like a computer
Not today naw nah no not today

>> No.11881584

>>11881571
Through God all things are possible.

>> No.11881613

>>11881584
I didn't know Jesus was so based and redpilled

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11881621

>>11881613
HE > i

>> No.11881626

Jack is best. Pray 4 u bro. Glad all here like u we send prayer for u to be better friend

>> No.11881639

>>11880400
No it can’t be real....

>> No.11881641

>>11881639
it is :(

>> No.11881645
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11881645

Give him a sticky, mods.

>> No.11881671

>>11880419
He made it pretty clear that he was a born again Christian.
The good news (gospel) in this situation is that now there will be a good backlog of cooking with angel jack videos waiting for us in heaven.

>> No.11881697

>>11880684
Lol is this how the average American really cooks chilli? Just dumping a load of cans and jars into a slow cooker? He’s so fucking proud about it too, like he thinks he’s Gordon Ramsay for preparing that slop. God you Americans are embarrassing haha

>> No.11881701

>>11881697
Yes the cooking habits of one man who is widely known as an inept retard is representative of a country of 300 million people.

>> No.11881794

>>11881313
Hilarious. They expose him as a fraud so quickly when they ask him to bbq and he’s fucking clueless as to what he’s doing.

>> No.11881894

>>11881671
Christ is ultimately what matters. Thank you for sharing that information.

>> No.11881945

>>11881169
Kino

>> No.11881959

damn, the mt dew is delicious today, this is great.