/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11871302
haha that's a funny as fuck stickfigure drawing style, my man. I love it.

What's "baking mix"?

>>11871368
or are you just pretending?

>>11871302
This is a troll thread. This will cause an explosive chemical reaction when heated in the oven.

this is kind of like that embarrassing chili comic

>>11871380
The chili comic is like 10x more embarrassing

I do like graphic recipes
Coulda been a good thread. Oh well

>>11871302
This thing causes mustard gas

>>11871302
>4 oz of cheddar for 4 cups of baking mix

That's not very much cheese

>>11871480

>>11871480
Finally, a real one

>>11871480
Classic.

>>11871422
This shit was fucking legendary. I wanna try and recreate those brown hush puppies sometime

Need some advice. What's the best way to bake chicken in the oven? If you got a recipe, i'd love to hear

>>11871480
Don't do this it creates a treat so delicious you'll eat too much.

>>11871507
Dutch oven

>>11871507

420f for 69 minutes to bake it

>>11871474
Didn't he publish a book where every recipe is like this?

>>11871302
>Linking mustard gas recipes

>>11871422
Did anyone make a screencap compilation of those threads? They were pretty wild. I really hoped to spot that dude again because I'm pretty sure that his windowless apartment is actually poisoning him due to lack of air circulation, which might've been the cause for his bizzare behaviour

>>11871480
>200g floor
what did they mean by this?

>>11871507
Set to 600f and cook for 40-50 minutes

>>11871582
Seems like it

>>11871427
>Coriander in sweets
>Nutmeg in eggs

>>11871474
>throws away mccormack chili blend packet
>makes chili blend with mccormack spices

I HATE REDDIT SO FUCKING MUCH

>>11871507

>>11871619
those chili blend packets are just salt. it's cheaper and tastier to make your own blend, even if the spices are of the same brand.

>>11871507
350 for 35 mins, flipping halfway. Put whatever the hell you want on the chicken.

>poorfag
>just looking for cheap meals
>find recipes that say they're super fast and simple
>"Now take the bowl to your power mixer/food processor/blender..."
>mfw
I just want a recipe I can make with a wooden spoon or a whisk. That's why I love these threads.

>>11871824

a cheap mixer/blender costs like 20 bucks

>>11871621
>not basting the wings with sauce
The fuck man?

>>11871871
Tossing or basting, you still get the sauce on them. What's the difference?

>all these newniggers
this comic is probably 7 years old by now. we used to post recipes in infograph and comic form

>>11871302
>Cheddar fucking bay biscuits

Contains no bay

>>11871474
>Using a PSP as an MP3 player

an actual indicator of autism. Every autistic kid I knew in highschool used a PSP as a music player

>>11871621
>baked wings

>>11871480
Don't do this. The aluminum foil gives the babnanas a salty-milk/coin taste.

>>11871422
>frozen brown
fine a temptress

>>11871422
Dude what the fuck is BROWN

>>11871480
Classic

>>11871474
> Green beans
>And corn
>In fucking chili

Gets me every time

>>11871621
>475
>40+ minutes
Enjoy your shoe leather

>>11873740
That makes no sense. The water will just run out of the cup. You can see it rising in the photo.

thanks for the info things
anyone have anymore?

>>11871621
Everything about this is bad.
The sauce is basic, but the add-ons are bad.
The cooking method is bad.
Saytay is especially bad.

>>11871507
>11871507
Cut the spine out the chicken and a slice in the breast bone, then flatten (spatchcocking). Then 400 for 30 min for a 5 lb bird.

>>11871908
Tossing in sauce won't help the tasteless-ass meat

>>11873838
More nutritious.

>>11871952

coriander is missing in all of them.

>>11871597
I’m guessing it means nutmeg in egg custards like egg nog. The coriander is a stumper for me though, probably some Indian stuff though

>>11871962
>there are faggots who still believe that getting a salad or wrap at fast food places is healthy

>>11873464
yeast and thrush pilled

>>11871302
I've used this recipe since... 2011? When these maymay images were still somewhat fresh. Pretty good one, better than the boxed Red Lobster mix I tried once. I replace the water with a farmhouse ale for beer cheese biscuits.

>>11873417
The PSP was a good mp3 and movie player with psp video 9, and easily unlockable for emulators and basically a mini computer in a time before tablets. Don't sell it short.

>>11871380
>>11871387
Whats the chili comic?

>>11875605
Read the thread, retard.

>>11874248
>Coriander in Hummus

>>11871947
I’m not new I’ve been here since summer

>>11871480

This cures the gay

>>11871302
I made these once and they were extraordinarily bland.

>>11871302
I once accidentally mixed the butter sauce in the dough. Highly recommend. The flavor was distributed perfectly in every bite.

>>11871474
SURPRISE, SURPRISE IT'S A FUCKING SOIBOY

>>11871507
Tumeric chicken with beets

4 bunches of greens chopped
4 beets and there greens chopped
2 garlic cloves, minced
2 teaspoons ground turmeric divided
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1-1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice (about 2 lemons)
2 tbsp olive oil
4 skinless chicken drumsticks, on the bone
4 skinless chicken thighs, on the bone
1/2 cup chicken broth

Throw veggies in bottom of a cooking dish. Mix spices with wet ingredients. Rub half tumeric on chicken. Add chicken. Pour sauce over everything.
425° in oven.

tastes pretty bad, but it works

>>11876164
extremely important note: apple juice must not be pasteurized. if it is itll kill the yeast or something along those lines

>>11876164
>>11876200
Enjoy your blindness and parasites

>>11876206
you become blind from incorrectly distilled alcohol, this is unironically 100% safe, as long as you use clean tools

>>11876152
does this work or is this guy retarded

>>11876164
i tried this one time. i instantly got a hangover, like skipped buzz, skipped drunk, skipped blackout just instantly headache and body aches.

>>11871422
top kek

>>11876229
heating alcohol past a certain point gets rid of the alcohol content. I can't speak to the other claims.

>>11876253
coffee's brewed around 150 degrees fahrenheit, is that hot enough to burn out the alcohol?

>>11876266
you googled what temperature coffee brews at but you couldn't google what temperature alcohol is burned out at?

I'm not going to google it for you, I have other shitposts to attend to. Good day, sir.

>>11871634
>those chili blend packets are just salt. it's cheaper and tastier to make your own blend, even if the spices are of the same brand.
Somewhat true, although not enough to necessarily justify the effort. Mccormick chili blend does not have a higher salt content than you would generally want in a chili spice mix. Mccormick spices are subpar overall, so it's really about the spice proportions in the premade, which has been specifically vetted to taste like good chili, which I would be fine with trusting, if adding a bit more spice via chili powder and cayenne.

Please reevaluate the premade mixes of such things without assuming they're necessarily not ideal.

>>11871302
These ragefaces were and still are better than Wojaks and Pepes.

>>11876218
you go blind from drinking booze tainted with methylated mineral spirits by federal agents; the amount of methanol in a 5-gallon batch is miniscule.

>>11876164
Wait wouldn't this make apple vinegar due to contamination?

>>11871621
do people seriously do this? i tried it and the ratio of butter: sauce in these things is too fucking high, it always tastes disgusting unless you're using ridiculously vinegary wing sauces as a base. with sauces that actually have pepper flavor too them the butter just becomes overwhelming and makes me retch

>>11871480
Fimally, some good fuckin food

>>11871427
>celery doesn't go with beef
>pepper doesn't go with lamb
>garlic doesn't go with literally everything
>fennel goes with anything at all
>you can't add salt to eggs, beef, pork, lamb or pasta
>sugar goes with bread (do americans really)
>thyme doesn't go with beef (what the FUCK)
What kind of a clueless moron made this chart?

>>11878637
>What kind of a clueless moron made this chart?
How DARE you say that about the American Basil and Rosemary Council! If it weren't for the ABRC, Americans would be eating food WITHOUT basil and rosemary!

>>11871427
>Add another ingredient to your protein
>Suddenly you can add a spice you could not to the protein alone
>Graph immediately becomes outdated
Infographics are stupid

>>11871597
Almost all french egg preparations use nutmeg, also vegetables and creams

>>11871838
Or get one at the Goodwill/Salvation army for like 10

>>11871302
This thing is old as shit. I remember seeing it in info threads somewhere in the 2010-2012 range.

>>11871368
baking mix is pancake mix I think.

If you want to eat less carbs when eating a sandwich, get only one piece of bread, add the ingredients, then take a knife and slice the thing in half, then put them together as if it where a half sandwich.

>>11876152
What if you combined the two?

heres something you can cook with the kids!

>>11871474

>>11871597
its the corriander roots and/or seeds and not the leaves
its has a flavor thats similar to the pith of a lime mixed with orange

>>11871427
Garlic has gaps. I call bullshit on the whole thing.

>>11871634
>>defends reddiiiiit
>>uses word 'tasty'

you do not belong here

>>11871474
>using coconut oil for anything other than jerking off

>>11871302
To gauge if a deep fryer is hot enough, toss a handful of ice in the oil.

>>11876164
Kek tried somthing like this once back in highschool. Dident even get to drink the shit

>>11880905
It's basically just really shitty prison wine. You could make some good stuff just as easily for a bit more money. Plus, not sanitizing anything is just asking for horrible food poisoning.

>>11880865
Obviously fucking retarded, but...
>To gauge if a deep fryer is hot enough, toss in a couple of popcorn kernels. They will pop when the temperature reaches 300F

>>11871480
What does this this really make?

>>11881082
microwaving foil will create sparks that cause the nitroglycerin to explode.

>>11871427
>pork
>no star anise or cinnamon

fuck OFF

>>11871480
>first we need a cup
WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'm not made of money there fella.

>>11881192
A dust + nitroglycerin explosion

>>11881057
you fucking nigger you want deep-frying oil to be at 350.

>>11876418
Based. Ramen broth packets ftw

>>11871582
he also has a website so yeah.

>>11871422
Legendary series of threads

>>11880124
i miss old 4chan where this type of shit, prank call threads and mass online-attacking was /b/ instead of this tranny and cuck shit it is now

>>11871302
What the fuck is ‘baking mix’? Can I duplicate this using flour?
What exact volume is one and a third cup? Cups come in a huge range of sizes.
What is ‘sharp’ cheddar? Is there such a thing as blunt cheddar?
This infographic is far from helpful, all it does is irritate people who know how to cook by its use of vague measurements and amerishart processed fake ingredients. Kill yourself, OP.

>>11880259
Tell me about your garlic desserts anon.

>>11871961
>cubed proteins in a stir fry
OH NO NO NO

>>11873467
I understand that joke, are you in your forties too?

>>11871952
Any hummus without tahini and chickpeas is fucking fake hipster shit.

>>11871474
This reddit typing makes me furious.

>>11881978
>Bisquick is a pre-mixed baking mix sold by General Mills under its Betty Crocker brand, consisting of flour, shortening, salt, and baking powder (a leavening agent).

Pancake/biscuit mix essentially.

A cup is a standard unit of measurement it doesn’t mean a drinking cup

How do you not know what sharp cheddar is?

>>11871427
Why would you choose a small mound of yellow powder as your "goes together" symbol? Why not just fill in the box?

>>11876200
That doesn't make sense. Pasteurized juice has simply been treated with heat. It will kill any yeast present in the juice at the time of treatment, but I can't think of any way it could affect yeast that is added later on unless it raises the acid level in some way I'm unaware of. The yeast just wants to consume sugars, multiply, and excrete alcohol in the process.

>>11876164
>14% hard cider
Yeah nah I’m a home brewer that specialises in tripels and barleywines using specialised yeasts from companies like White Labs and Lallemand and I rarely get higher than 10-12%. You can get 14% but you need specialised wine or cider yeast to do it. Baking yeast is going to give you maybe 4% if you’re lucky enough to not get some kind of galloping infection in the wort. Also, no temperature guide or priming sugars for the secondary ferment? What a load of shit this infographic is.

>>11882017
You do realise that there is a whole world outside the US, right? And that they Don’t all stock preprocessed shit made at the behest of Monsanto and Dow? And that some citizens of the rest of the world (which uses the metric system, by the way, and not some retarded system of measurement based on the size of barleycorns) have managed to find their way into the internet?
In short, maybe you should get out of Buttfuck, Idaho, and realise that you cunts aren’t actually the centre of the universe?

>>11871474
out of everything in this image, the watch on the inside of his wrist gets me every time

>>11882061
>americans
>not being ignorant

>>11882061
Oooh this is a feisty one

>>11882065
I know what you mean. My mother always told me that's the way gays wear their watches, which runs counter to the tryhard masculinity. Then again, maybe it explains the overblown attempt to appear masculine.

>>11882061
You asked on an American site about a picture featuring a recipe from an American restaurant made by an American why they were using American measurements. I’ve used google to translate recipes from metric before it’s not difficult.

And I’ve never been to Idaho but it seems pretty.

>>11882061
YOU WOULDN'T LAST A SECOND IN TEXAS BOY

>>11882075

It’s a military thing, which is why you tend to see old people do it. I think watches in general are kind of goofy these days anyways. Your mom sounds like a retard though.

>>11871474
>vidalia onion
>sugar
>brown sugar

>>11882089
My mother is an angel you piece of shit.

>>11882079
Thread title is ‘helpful as fuck cooking tips’. OP’s image is not helpful at all for the billions of people who don’t live in the US.

>>11882111
Western "chefs" BTFO. None of them could handle this sort of demand.

>>11874248
>lol

Nowhere in the world is Coriander put in a fkin Hummus.
its oil, chickpeas and tahini. thats it.

>>11882113
Amateur

> one dish for 800 people

Its just a lot of fucking prepwork thats it.

t. western chef.

>>11882125
Here comes good old Dunning Kruger

>>11882113
Yeah, what's the issue with cooking a stew for 800 people? I could do it as a western amateur chef with enough preparation.

>>11871474
Ah, yes - Cancer. We meet again.

>>11882109
>billions of people

>>11882116
When I do a Thai/Jew fusion dinner I'll add thai peppers and cilantro to the hummus as well as matzo balls to the Tom Yum soup. Try being creative and get out of your box.

>>11871952
I'm not in the game of "IS IT AUTHENTIC OR NOTTT REEE" but isn't tahina necessary for the right consistency?

>>11871302
I worked at red lobster for 4 years and nobody has ever gotten the recipe right at home for one simple reason. They pull those biscuits out of the oven 3 separate times while cooking to absolutely drown them in garlic butter. That's why they are so high in calories and terrible for you. Your dry ass knock offs don't even come close.

>>11882742
bump

>>11882764
Jesus. Well the boxed red lobster branded kit from the supermarket tastes the same to me 2bh. Any other insider info? Can you opine why it’s so popular with black people?

>>11882012
That's just how the internet was back then.

>>11871427
>thyme doesn't go with beef

>>11882218
>baking and autism
sad but true

>>11882094
she sure looks angelic with my cock pressed against her tonsils

>>11871507
Literally just chop an onion in half, cut a clove of garlic in half, toss into a dutch oven, cover with milk, place seasoned whole chicken on top, cover and roast at 375 for about 1.5 hours with ending .5 hour uncovered

>>11882218
>Americans think that having a kitchen scale is only for autism-tier baking
imagine being this retarded and poor lmao

>>11882742
Yes. Without it the chickpeas will just kind of be a thick slightly too dry paste.

>>11883708
Oh yeah, if you have any fresh herbs toss in a handful, if you have any dry herbs you like about a tablespoon. Completely optional. Also when you uncover it you can baste/spoon some sauce over the top or hit it with butter. Also completely optional.

>>11883734
Do you weigh out all of your ingredients?

>>11883734
>Oi yes I jus got me scale loisense so wen Muhammed comes knockin to give me misses a good rootin at least I can make em a curry for wen es done

>>11883766
>267g onion

>>11883766
Yes? Do you really pack all of your ingredients into a standardized cup regardless of their density, causing massive error?

>>11883769
>1/2 cup (118mL) onion
>this is somehow better

>>11871480
>5mg/mL

>>11883798
Jesus you euro cu/ck/s are such faggots. A cup is mostly a philosophical quantity, you just get a feel for it and eyeball it. You don’t literally put onions into a cup, ffs

>>11883825
>lmao bro why do you want accurate measurements just eyeball it bro it'll be fine bro
Fuck off retard, you are below me

>>11883825
>A cup is mostly a philosophical quantity
lmao
mind if i print this post out and put it in a frame

>>11883798
No, I basically never measure things apart from when I'm baking.

>>11883864
>>11883889
You can be buttmad all you like, but it’s usually more about ratios than absolute measurements unless you’re baking

>>11883825

>>11883910
>usually more about ratios than absolute measurements
why not say a small onion etc instead of using silly measurements like cups

>>11883734
Maybe if you’re a literal retard you enjoy the precision of measuring down to the mg but most people and actually cook with a littlest experience. I don’t even vent wiegh dough a lot of the time I go by feel.

>>11883945
Sure, a lot of recipes do this, but 1 cu finely diced onion, 2 cu julienned red peppers, for example tells you explicitly 1:2 ratio so you can scale to produce variations, different meat cuts/sizes, etc, all you need is to match the ratio

>>11882218
> scales under autism tier
oh fuck you got me, i weigh shit out to plug into mfp, i'm not even fat, just autistic

>>11883825
>A cup is mostly a philosophical quantity
>A cup is mostly a philosophical quantity
>A cup is mostly a philosophical quantity
holy shit i haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you based retard

Less arguing, more posting please.

>>11883766
Everyone outside the US does, kiddo.

>>11883964
>seething amerilard refuses to acknowledge the way that the rest of the world works
I expected nothing less

>>11883978
Are you like, genuinely retarded or something? Do you not realize that you can use ratios of mass to mass as well, without introducing nearly as much error as using "cups" would?

Shut up fags

>>11884016
Chefs taste thier food and adjust. You know, coooking.

>>11881978
>What is ‘sharp’ cheddar? Is there such a thing as blunt cheddar?
lmaoooooo

>>11883978
or 1 onion to 1 red pepper
why are there cups involved at all

Let's take it over here
>>11884035
>>11884035

As an added bonus we can pick up some anons from the catalog to be angry about weighing with us.

>>11884037
Because recipes need a default size. Leke “feeds four”, etc

>>11884011
Literally every chink throughout Asia carefully weighs everything before it goes into the wok or clay pot

>>11884046
onion didnt need cups
why does red pepper?

>>11884032
so why do you need cups if you dont measure?

>>11884032
What the fuck is this post even supposed to be implying? You can still adjust a recipe to taste when using grams, you bumbling retard. But no, no matter how many times it is proven that your system is fucking nonsense, you make up some asspull argument as to why it's better that doesn't even make sense. There's no point arguing with you because you're retarded and think that you're always right, like all Americans. So just shut the fuck up.

>>11875605

>>11884072
post more of this please, I love mid-2000's cringe

>>11884076
Goatse has some good cringe on it

>>11884055
Onions vary in size, peppers vary in size, recipes need a default size, so 1 cu to 2 cu tells you both default size and pretty much exact ratio by volume, and our eyeballs mostly measure stuff by volume, so it’s a human-friendly format. If you want to be a faggot and measure 10g garlic, go ahead, but I’ll just use a clove or whatever. Also eat a dick you euro faggot.

Yummy treat time frens
Break egg
Then mix some milk with it
Add vinager too make it sour
And then put it in the fridge for a while

>>11884116
I forgot to include flower and shugger frens

>>11884021
>form over function
What does it mean?

>>11884076
this was after trump won lmao

>>11884134
Cringe
I hate trump but that just sounds like peak boomer

>>11884134
unironically who is the audience for this shit

>>11884107
whats wrong with saying small onion or big onion
or small/big red pepper
if you are going to measure anything at all then you might as well weigh it

>cup inc tries to advertise on seekay

>>11871427
>no saffron
is there a chart thats not designed with poorfags in mind?

>>11884149
I just read through the comments from the readers, and can confidently say "I don't know."

https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/cooking-comically/ep-41-breans-/viewer?title_no=622&episode_no=41

>>11884056
Seriously look at a old cookbook like the escoffier cookbook and tell me what you notice. There’s no point in arguing because neither Of us are wrong. You can measure everything out precisely if you want but it doesn’t make you dumb/poor/a bad cook not to. Most people didn’t have have the luxury until relatively recently.

>>11884149
20-28 year old men who like video games and have minimal (but not nonexistent) success with women

>>11884076

>>11875597
Tell me, did your mom ever take you to a special doctor to take some special tests?

>>11884072
>>11884134
>>11884226
i probably shouldnt be offended by this, respectively just not care. however, i really wouldnt mind punching the individual who conceived it onto its nose. fucking twat

>>11884250
I feel like /ck/ went through a period of talking like that too when explaining recipes, it was the style at the time. Those comics are particularly obnoxious though.

>>11884203
Why did you capitalize "of"? It's not a typo because there are no nearby capitals. You couldn't have started a sentence with that word and then edited it before posting while neglecting to alter the casing because that's not a word to start a sentence with. What happened on your end?

>>11884257
I think you're mostly right at least. /ck/ isn't above trends, I see people call their dogs doggos here, they'll be hating on it by june

>>11884257
obnoxious is an understatement i think. you can really imagine what kind of person that it, what they deem funny and what perception they have of themself and i just find it cringeinducing, to say the very least. also i think >>11884205 is pretty accurate

>>11884258
It’s just a typo

>>11871587

Fucking yikes

>>11884328
>nasa shirt

Oh Tyler.

>>11884151
Small and big aren’t volume measurements you fucking mong. It would be like me saying hurr durr you should use heavy and light. The fact is, recipes historically have been by volume and ratio based. Since shit has different density, weight ratios are less obvious, and at any rate 99% of weight-based recipes are simply dumb-converted volume to weight, and were never weight-based to begin with. They only exist by design where it really matters (baking) or to satisfy demand from faggots like you. We get it, you like to weigh stuff, good for you faggot

>>11884338
>historically
ok so grug use 3 blue berry and 1 big mammoth leg
grug use cup to drink
if you are baking then measure weight
measuring cups are for bored housewives

shoo shoo cup stacker shill

>>11884121
it ok i still love yu

>>11884400
>what is a strawman agrument

>>11884424
>le fallacy fallacy faec

shoo shoo cup stacker

>>11884328
Maximum soy.

>>11884453
>shoo shoo cup stacker
fucking kek

best ramen recipe coming through

>>11874614
It is. If you're just getting a salad that's 204 calories. If you're getting a normal meal like Large fries + big Mac + coke that comes to around 1500 calories. So its much healthier to get a salad instead. It also fills you up more.

Good thread anybody got the recipe page for this

>>11871585
get on the floor
walk dinosaur

>>11884551

>>11884583

>putting an egg back in a chicken

>>11884487
Every time I see the last 3 pics I almost can’t avoid gagging a bit. And it always gets that fucking Carpenters song in my head. This is hypersonic next-generation meme warfare

>>11884134
>shock the beans like the world right now
Honestly fuck off

>>11884583
How big is a medium camel?

>>11884631
oh yeah sure because nobody was shocked Trump won
are you just being weird?

>>11884672
498951.6 grams for our euro friends

>>11871597
Coriander SEED (i.e. not cilantro) is fine in sweet dishes you philistine.

>>11882116
Thats a pretty sad hummus unless you've got some zesty fucking tahini.

>>11884676
if you were more in touch with reality you could have seen it coming

>>11884800
To be fair, Trump wouldn't have won if it wasn't going to be a shock to the political establishment.

>>11884264
>I see people call their dogs doggos here, they'll be hating on it by june
Wrong. /ck/ is strictly a /kot/ board

>>11873740
I posted that text angily in a /ck/ thread over 10 years ago. I don’t even remember the context but years later I started seeing it as a meme picture

>>11876082
But he looks alt right to me

>>11884974
Angrily?

>>11882109
bring those goalposts back over here

>>11882109
The threads obviously ironic you fucking retard.

>>11882109
top kek

>>11884121
That's cool. What happens after the fridge?

>>11884981
>alt right boogeyman
>2019
Probably because you're a projecting soiboy.

>>11884121
It's cool, what happens after the fridge?

>>11885180
the irony is that you completely missed the irony in the post that you're unironically responding to.

ironically

>>11878637
You are either retarded or you are a tastelette

>>11885289
Never mind it seems as I am the retard here

>>11885180
Reminder that 10 years ago these threads used to be posted unironically on /b/ daily and you faggots probably laughed at them back then until they became "reddit".

>>11885295
how embarrassment!

>>11884072
>>11871474
I made this, and adjusted it. Came out alright, here's the recipe.

>>11880582
ironic

>>11885298
reminder that there's a huge difference between the concise, crude and funny 4chan-era rage comics and the abominations that reddit turned them into
/b/tards would make a 4 panel comic with no words about a guy shitting in his hand while taking a shower, trying to throw it into the toilet, missing and doing the rage face
if reddit made this same comic, it'd be 6 or 8 panels with unnecessary text in each one

>>11876457
You're 100% correct.

>>11884134
>BUUURRRPPP MORTY, LOOK AT MY REFERENCE MORTY, IM WITH IT MORTY, NOW *URRRRP* BUY MY SHITTY COOKBOOK MORTY

>>11884487
Do you have the thread where Anon picked up a deer carcass off the road and butchered it in the bathtub, making it look like a crime scene?

>>11885206
Nothing, that's the end of the recipe.

>>11884072
There's several points of irritation about this image but the green beans are what infuriates me the most.

>>11876289
i didn't google it im a barista retard it's called a discussion

>>11871474
>throws pre-ground spices in the bin

he then proceeds to make basicly the same spice mix he just threw out, but its now somehow fresher and better.

AND he puts his wrist watch on the wrong way. only autists and ukranians do that.

>>11873443
that child looks about 50 years old

>>11881192
Don't spoonfeed him

>>11871302
i dont care i just really hate africans and arabs

>>11887412

paul denino

>>11884676
>person from party 2 wins after 8 years of party 1
Wow what a shocker, this has never happened before

>>11871427
>tfw no savory eggs

>>11883937
I love you. Thanks.

>>11883825

>>11888775
Fuck off

>>11884328
do you htink that is his penmanship? It's pretty good, or maybe he printed it off from a computer

>>11885520
>2 jalapenos, deseeded
>deseeded
this defeats the purpose of the jalapenos

>>11881988
Black garlic chocolate.

>>11885520
The paper is cute

>>11878637
Fennel goes with pork pretty nicely.

>>11884611
What Carpenters song?

>>11888775

>>11888995
That classic song "Over 20 Pounds of Flavor" by the Carpenters

>>11881082
Sweet sweet eternal release

>>11876236
That's because there was so much fucking bacteria and shit in the "cider" that your body instantly shat itself (metaphorically but probably literally too) to get it out

>>11888840
Sounds rank.

>>11882061
You do realise that even in metric countries, we still use cup measurements in cooking right? I get the baking mix dig since I also think that's retarded but clearly you've never baked anything in your life you salty retard.

>>11884551
why are the sheep so cute and happy

>>11882218

How do people not have these things? I have everything but the ricer and scale and the only reason I cook is so the kids don't starve to death. I got 90% of the stuff on this list at my wedding without even putting it on a registry

>>11890095
Not everyone is married with kids with friends/family able to afford giving them expensive things. Especially not on 4chan.

>>11882065
What's sad is it actually means he's ex-mil or trying to look like it

>>11884551
Pretty sure the Arabs just go for it. Maybe they use a condom but I doubt it

>>11883937

I saved a lot of very old ones a while back. I will dump them.

>Crepes

>Weird brownies

>dat burr

>Chili Mac for pathetic maggots

>Chocolate Bread Pudding for shitraping cuntnuggets

>Chocolate chip blondies for assraping shitcocks

>>11884328
Looks exactly like what I imagined

>>11871302
worked at red lobster and that's pretty much exactly what they did minus the part where you mix the garlic butter

>eggs in a basket grilled cheese

>Grilled cheese w/bacon straight outta VietNOM

All of these are older than I thought (like from 2010-2011) I'll post more, but I gotta get my pineapple upside-down cake outta the oven

>Brown sugar banana bread

>>11884072
i cant help but read it every time

>Blow Your Dick Off Breakfast Sludge

>>11882093
underrated post

>Easy Chicken Curry

>>11882001
most chicken ding recipes use cubed protein, chicken mostly

>>11882034
you are a massive faggot. its called apple jack. its prison wine. instead of yeast they use bread in prison. apple juice, bread, sugar packets.

Disappointed in you ck. Used to frequent this board a lot. Took about a 6 year break. You faggots are posting the same shit infographics still.

Did people just stop making OC?

>>11891097
Although that guy is a pretentious asshole, you're the fucking idiot here. Apple jack is not prison wine, pruno is prison wine. Apple jack is Apple wine that is left in the cold to freeze the water away, leaving a much higher amount of alcohol. Pruno is made with those ingredients, but he is right that you're only gonna get like 4% with a ghetto setup like that.

>Ratatouille

>Thai Green Curry

>>11891113
Fuck you asshole I'm saging this shit.

>>11884134
This was the comic that confirms that he's full fledged NPC by rolling along with the crowd. Unlike Trump, he's a joke, and I hope he frequents this board to see how much shit he gets.

>>11891098
>Did people just stop making OC?
Yes. /ck/ is utter shit now.

>Shepard's Pie

>>11884328
I stand confirmed. He is another incarnation of soiboi.

>Heart attack in a pan

>>11889031
fuck you i came back here to check this recommendation over like ten hours later REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Spaghetti Carbonara

>Vanilla Ice Cream

I have a couple more, but it's time to shove some pineapple upside-down cake in my face.

>>11891155
I too want to know the true recommendation

>>11891132
>Did people just stop making OC?
That about sums up this whole site since the last five years or so.

>>11884487
Has anyone tried this? I just need to know if anyone human has tried this and what they think of it.