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>Speaking to an American
>"So what's your favourite dish?"
>"PIZZA!"

>> No.11871979

>>11871975
>speaking to American
>American can say anything but a specofic threat and not go to jail

>> No.11871993
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11871993

>>11871975
>on holiday in belgium
>speak to a local
>ask what his favourite food is
>"FRIETEN!!!"
>turns out belgium has a "frituur" on every street that serves only french fries and greasy snacks deep fried before your eyes and paired with a dozen sauces

I was born in the wrong country.

>> No.11871995
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11871995

>Be American living in a foreign country
>"So Anon, what's your favorite dish?"
>tfw I unironically love Hamburgers but don't want to say it because I don't want to play to the stereotype

>> No.11871999

>>11871995
just laugh it off
"This is gonna be painfully American of me, but I love hamburgers"
thats all you gotta say

>> No.11872002
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11872002

>>11871975
>speaking to a German
>"so what's your favorite dish?"
>"KEBAB!"

>> No.11872024

>Speaking to an Englishman
>"So what's your favourite dish?"
>"CURRY!"

>> No.11872034
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11872034

>>11871975
>be me
>a Norwegian
>PIZZA! is my favourite dish

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11872039

>Be brit
>Favorite food is fish and chips
Just like it, simple as

>> No.11872049

>>11872024
BASED bongs

>> No.11872069
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11872069

>So what's your favorite Mexican dish?
>Burritos

>> No.11872840

>>11871975
Pizza is fucking garbage.

>> No.11872854
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>>11872002
Kebab, you say?

>> No.11872858

>speaking to an american
>”so whats your favorite dish?”
>OMG! Look what trump just tweeted!!

>> No.11872860

>>11871993
>fair food every day
Awesome

>> No.11872862

>>11871975
Yeah pizzas great

>> No.11872864

>speaking to a european
>"so what's your favorite dish?"
>"oh, it's refugee cock of course!"

>> No.11872871

>Speaking to American
>"What's your favorite dish?"
>American gets 9 kinds of offended, has a hashtag-gasm, posts video of the encounter on WhrrlStar!WhrrlStar!WhrrlStar! and sues you for harassment.

>> No.11872935

>>11871975
The only thing funnier than losers on 4chan, or Eurofag losers on 4chan, whining about Americans.

Does it sting a little to realize your life revolves around us, but we don't think about you at all?