/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11865272
They contain arsenic but you'd have to eat like 1000 of them to get poisoned.

>>11865278
Ok.. I ate an entire half kilo bag and now i feel sick so that's why I'm wondering

>>11865296
you feel sick because you ate half a kilo of nuts, not because they’re poisoning you, probably.

>>11865272
Wild almonds do, but not even all of them. Domesticated do not.
>>11865296
You are sick because you ate a lot, not because you have arsenic poisoning. Something else probably poisoned you, and by poison I just mean overingestion.

they're bad for you if you haven't activated them

>>11865272
McDonald’s is the antidote

i haven't read the thread but i think that if you ate half a kilo then you'd be dead within an hour or so because poison and stuff

>>11866877
How do I activate my almonds?

>>11866903
by soaking them in molten lava for 24 hrs

>>11867073
That's the classical method, but new techniques developed at America's Test Kitchen involve high pressure Krypton gas infusion and ultraviolet radiation.

>>11866877
Absolutely based and MKR'd-pilled

>>11865272

Every almond contains enough poison to kill a goat. Three almonds will kill a young human child. That's why I always dine on chili and sea bass. No goat killing poison bombs for my belly.

>>11865272
Yes, never eat it again, brainlet.

>>11868381
Chilean Seabass you moran. I read the book, don't ever post again!

>>11868635

My neighbor Alex Handow always serves chili and sea bass at his summer bbq's. I eat it like a boss.

Eating almond is bad for the environment, just like avocados. I have them every once in a while, but they just use too much water and the Earth is going to shit so don't eat too many almonds.

>>11868799
Avocados don’t even use that much water. The only environmental downside to almonds is how much water they use

>>11868381
Three Almond Goat

>>11868820
based three almond goat poster

Where are the utters?

>>11868817
>the only downside is how much water they use

Yeah, that's kind of a big deal though. Especially since most of them are grown in California who's doing a garbage job of water management and basically dancing on the cusp of a major water crisis.

But hey, fuck that shithole. I would trade all of LA for one bag of almonds desu.

>>11867704
What the fuck are you talking about you just flick the switch on the side from off to on

>>11865272
Almonds are fine. You are thinking of apricot pits. Idiots keep thinking they cure cancer and then die from eating them

>>11869908
>never worked in the nuclear test chamber before
>doesnt know how to activate the almonds

>>11865296
Some people have a hard time with nuts, even if I eat a small amount of peanuts, almonds, cashews they make me sick.