/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11865171
Steak and potatoes coming right up

>>11865178
What do you think the gigachad would say to this?

Ketotards all have keto breath lmao

>>11865178
cheflettes who dare not deviate from the menu

>>11865214
y-you too

>>11865314
order something you want off the menu instead of ordering something you don't want and trying to change it dumb faggot

>I want to substitute everything out of this order
Nigga just order a lamb chop.

>>11865314
>no lamb in stock
"Okay no problem"
>makes a lamb chop

>>11865171
Ha, ha. So you want the lamb chop and salad, sir?

>>11865171
>yes I'd like this meal please
>but with modifications to both major components of the dish, making it an entirely different meal because I have special needs

good reddit meme xD


https://www.instagram.com/berlin.1969/

thanks to r/boosfights for providing thw source!!!

>>11865214
He would remove his glasses, raise an eyebrow and gives you the meanest smulder you've ever seen.

The entire resturaunt is blinded by a flash of light.

All the animals come out of the forests and gather outside.

White doves suddenly manifest behind him as gregorian music plays.

All the women cream themselves immediately.
All the men break down and sob uncontrollably in joy.

>>11867370
Was that supposed to be funny?

>>11867420
Conjuring the wrath of a GigaChad is no laughing matter.

>>11865171
seeing gigachad's face always cracks me up.

how are people already ruining the chad meme?
soyboys are a cancer

>>11867440
he looks dehydrated

>>11867447
are you really so intimidated by gigachad that you gotta nitpick

>>11865171
I honestly can't tell if this guy is handsome or not. It might be too much of a good thing, as it were.
He definitely makes me want to spend a little more time in the gym every time I see him, so that's good.

>>11867457
I experienced women trying to point out parallels between Gigachad and the numerous fictional women figures that "effects women everywhere"
>Doesn't this bother you?
>Aren't you concerned this raises the standard for men?

No, Stacey. The figure of my Batman superhero, RPG cover art in my video games, He-man action figure or whatever else you can imagine never did anything but maybe inspire us.

>>11867444
t. cope incel

>>11867463
I always they looked dumb

>>11867335
It’s private. Is this a gay thing?

>>11867444
5 years is a long run for memes

>>11867370

The restaurant is called “No Substitutions” sir.

>>11867594
>>11867370
samefag

>>11867588
you‘re a bit too late, bro :(

>>11867604
imagine being this asshurt and wrong about everything

>>11867684
Imagine being so asshurt at getting called a samefag you have to take a screenshot

>>11867684
wow i'm so impressed you have a phone as well as a pc

>>11867463
Exactly!
Women can't stand the sight of a woman who looks better than then, so they want her gone.
Men feel inspired to better themselves when they see betterlooking man.
And in the case of He-Man most of us know it's not supposed to be realistic. I mean, even Skeletor was buff as fuck.

>>11865171
>well done
th...thanks
>no, the lamb
oh yeah, right
>that will be $75 plus jizya tax
mfw

>>11867694
>>11867711
now now, no need to get pissy like this because you got bitchslapped after talking shit

>>11865171
>coming right up sir, if i may ask,
Why the long face ?

>>11867711
>this upset that more than one person disagrees with you
What a fucking loser.

>>11867763
>>11867739
>he's still going
embarrassing

>>11867370
okay, now this is an epic post

>>11867444
go back, retard

>>11867452
Gotta stay hydrated, my dude.

>>11867716
>>11867463
Men are definitely bothered by other men who are better physically. Thats the whole competitive nature of man.

>>11869165
>competitive nature
>bothered
t. roastie

Competition is good. Women want to tear their competition down, men want to build themselves up.

>>11867370
>gregorian music plays
you mean people chant?

>>11869330
Pretty much this. Most men don't get assmad about other men being successful. That's why men either stagnate or work harder, and admire or are huge fans of successful and attractive men.

This is a result of upbringing. Men have hobbies like cars, woodworking, building things because they are given toys that simulate those things as children. Women are backstabbing and manipulative because we give them little plastic people to play with as children.

>>11867370
>All the animals come out of the forests and gather outside.

>>11869376
You're putting the cart before the horse. Very young children self-segregate by toy choice.

>>11867444
Dipshit jones, where are you?

its photoshop you dense cunts

>>11869376
>This is a result of upbringing. Men have hobbies like cars, woodworking, building things because they are given toys that simulate those things as children. Women are backstabbing and manipulative because we give them little plastic people to play with as children.

Take your meds today? The /pol/tardation has hit levels that should have you infinitely angry at the worl-oh

>>11869376
>>This is a result of upbringing
Incorrect, toy choices are biological

>>11869165
They might be "bothered" but their reaction is to better themselves instead of demanding that society get rid of the other guy.

>>11867370
>>11869393
>>11867594
Little samie shitbag! Ha ha! How's it feel being a little cringepilled hag?

>>11869376
>and admire or are huge fans of successful and attractive men.
>admire attractive men
Umm, your Freudian slip is showing, Nelly. Either crawl back into your closet or crawl out like normal humans, 'k?

>>11867243
That's the point of the joke. Virgins wouldn't understand

>>11869431
we're not morons