/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11858893
Read the article unfortunately. Where does it state he is American? I must have missed it

>>11858898
Hey pal! Looks like it might be your first time on /ck/! Always remember to ask, do Americans really do this? We all exist on the assumption that the most atrocious actions HAVE to be performed by those obese, rotund Ameri"lards". To consider any other nationality must mean you're insane!
>obsessed!

>>11858907
Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

>>11858893
You have no idea what pure rage is if you've never experienced McDonald's employees putting onions on your burger when you said "no onions" multiple times. And then the onions are hard to get off and your burger still has that onion taste.

>>11858933
But onion tastes good why would you rage

>>11858948
Not everyone developed normally as a child.

>>11858893
>has severe onion allergy
>mcdonagh goes to mcdonalds
>being this drunk on just six beers
Can we just deport this idiot before he dies?

>>11858893
>Calls 911
That's not the emergency number in England, that's pretty daft of Fox News to publish.

>>11858962
This

>>11858962
>Fox News
The fact this is Drumpff’s favorite is an indicator of the retardation.

>>11858912
what's Sayosauce?
is it retard for soy sauce?

>>11859136
Mayo and soy sauce

>>11858893
>another fast food thread

>>11858898
>Leslie McDonah
Clearly irish. And an Irish not being able to hold his alcohol after 6 beers is just plain sad

>>11858893
Onions are a vegetable and vegetables are for mentally ill libtards. The only reason you need overwhelming spices like that is because you're a migrant shitskin who never invented refrigeration so everything is rotten and smelly all the time

>>11859166

>>11858912
>>11859166

>>11858912
BASED QuinkyAnon

>>11859220
Are you trying to imply that McMeat is not rotten or smelly?

>>11858962
>>11859023
>>11859053
learn to read niggers

>>11859136
I think its a Dragon ball transformation

>>11858912
Let her have it with just ketchup? Children don't like Mayo and what I think you're describing as soy sauce.

>>11859549
>>replying to copypasta

>>11858948
He could be allergic to onions for one. I have a cousin who is and we basically can't take her anywhere to eat burgers.

>>11859136
>>11859551

>a mother in the UK called police on Domino’s after their pizza oven broke
Will no one think of the children?

>>11859563
>People in the UK were calling the police when KFC ran out of fried chicken

>>11859053

why does every thread on /ck/ now feel like a competition to see who can be the stupidest fucking idiot

>>11859626
you win my good sir

He forgot to buy his onion license!!!


Get it? Lol

>>11858912
It's been a while since I've seen this

>>11859626
Because it's /ck/. It constantly competes with /b/ as the most shitposted board.

>>11859053
>obese manchild loves donald trump because he speaks his mind and owns the libs XDDD

>>11859590

>>11859626
Huh?

>>11859136
i'm guessing he forgot that /ck/ is the only board that doesn't filter soy to onions/based

>>11859910
>>11859688
>>11859684
>>11859937
Huh?

>had consumed six cans of beer
What a fucking poofter, I always knew the yanks couldn't handle their drink.

>>11859590
>>11859563
>arrest people for trivial shit
>wonder why people call the police for trivial shit
i hate what this country has become

>>11859973
What?