/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11856699
>burgers and american cheese on pizza
what the fuck
im an ameritard and this angers me still

both sides look kinda unappealing desu. burger pizza? no thanks. cheap tomato sauce and shitty pickled peppers on cheap dough? eww.

>>11856699
>Bacon cheeseburger
>not bacon cheeseberder

>>11856699
So......in this reality the USA is gonna hire a ton of wops to guard the Mexican border?

>>11856699
The wall should be made out of deep-fried KFC drumsticks not mozzarella sticks. The third food group Trump is famous for inhaling.

>>11856748
And the entire thing should be made on a giant blini.

>>11856699
>American cheese on pizza

>>11856699
Those jalapenos look pretty good desu senpai.

>>11856754
i see what you did there

>>11856758
They look RAW

Terrible topping distribution on the cheeseburger side. Chop that shit up

>>11856699
Either way, both sides will produce heart burn.

>>11856766
That's why they look good. No pickling and not burnt up.

>>11856769
people already put ground meat and bacon bits on pizza. it would look too much like your average pizza

>>11856779
But.. I can't even taste unpickled jalapeno. It's like eating a green bell pepper and then feeling a burning sensation afterward. Shit sucks. I like the taste of pickled galapegnos

>>11856788
You should see a doctor.

>>11856699
AS A BROWN MAN FROM MEXICO

WOULD NOM THAT!!


just for the meme. Take a pic and post on internet.

>>11856699
I wouldn't. It's several years old by now.

America: the land world-renowned for obese health-conscious foodies. It's country founded on self-contradiction.

>>11856699
>eating spic food

>>11856856
i'm convinced the only reason he eats fast food is because they are giving him money
money is the #1 thing in this man's mind
if it costs him his health or his life, he doesn't care as long as he gets the money

>>11856858
Taco Bell isn't spic food. It's food as American as the cheeseburger pie.

So something happened on the Super Bowl just now because I can hear people screaming

>>11856860
Apparently he's paranoid about food poisoning and thinks fast food is the "safe option" because it is pre-made.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-eats-mcdonalds-because-afraid-poison-donald-fast-food-obsession-769796

>>11856860
>money is the #1 thing in this man's mind
and he's clearly the #1 thing on yours

>>11856872
As if a line worker at McDonald's can't put poison right on top of the cheeseberder it's assembling. If the can spit in it, they can put novichok in it just as easily. Just how stupid is this guy? On another note, I guess it explains why he's paranoid about being poisoned. Working for Russia will do that to anyone.

>>11856880
>newsweek said it so it must be true

>>11856873
Wow. I mean, you elected him. And now he's president, meaning he's everywhere. You think people can just totally ignore a sitting president whose decisions affect your daily life?

>>11856882
Newsweek said what? That spitting in a burger is as easy as applying novichok to it? I don't think such an obvious observation is newsworthy.

>>11856873
Btfo and rekt

>>11856883
You literally can't stop talking about him lmao

>>11856699
American politics. A fucking pizza.

>>11856882
>newsweek said it so it must be true

You do know it's from the book "Fire and Fury" by Michael Wolff, who did interviews with a number of Trump officials and cabinet members. Although it should be noted there might be embellishments and potentially unreliable actors.

>>11856888
>lmao
You literally can't stop talking like a 12 year old, which I'm sure you actually are.

>>11856699
Shit representation. If anything, the Mexican side should be Hawaiian Style and the American side should be pepperoni or some supreme option (sausage/pepperoni, onion, green bell pepper)

>>11856893
>Fire and Fury
The book so biased and unfactual that they had to cancel the rights to filming it because they couldn't substantiate hardly anything in it? Oh, that's supppper reliable oh wise anon. Tell me more!

>>11856901
As a liberal, I agree that Fire and Fury is the National Enquirer equivalent of Trump-based books. Fear, on the other hand, is not.

>>11856896
huh?

>>11856709
The biggest problem with that is that it's yellow American (and thus has Annatto, which detracts from the sweetness and brightness, and thus uniqueness of the cheese).

As for the pizza, the ingredients – similar to many prominent / popular recipes, and resulting pictures – are way too much in amounts.

>>11856699
>each slice of american pizza gets a poorly placed strip of bacon and also there's some lazily placed hamburger quarters
Was this intentional, or did the person who put this together not have any experience eating?

>>11856947
It doesn't have to be good, it just has to be a meme.

>>11856951
I can't argue with that, but it could at least try to be a good meme you know? Evenly portioning either the burger or the bacon would have been a step towards it.

>>11856959
They should have topped the Trump side with standard ground beef and bacon bits, and then put a fried chicken tender on top of each slice.

>>11856971
That would have been fine, yeah. The only complaint I'd have in that instance is the American cheese because it's disgusting(even though appropriate) but that's a completely adequately made memetic pizza.

>>11856946
That's Swiss American cheese you retard.

>>11856978
They could have used a very orange cheddar instead.

>>11856971
No they should have topped the Trump side with a whole Trump steak.

>>11856699
Fuck that, just give me an orange fool for dessert.

>>11856990
Swiss has a different flavoring.

>>11856699
If I got it for free, sure
It looks like it doesn't want to be a pizza imo

>>11856699

Funny idea but unfortunately half of that pizza looks disgusting to actually eat.

>>11856746
To get technical, wops are illegals.

>>11856873
why would you jump to such an extreme conclusion based on one anon's comment? your the one that sounds butthurt to everyone else buddy.

Do NOT make "jokes" about this absolutely ghoulish man - they only serve to lessen the impact of his atrocities

>>11857212
Shut up, faggot. He's your President now.

>>11856836
Mexicans are fatter than Americans

I'd rather have an authentic Trump Tower Pizza. That's the kind of quality you can't get elsewhere.

>>11857292
Nope, not ours.

>>11856699
I prefer the Trump sandwich: White bread, full of baloney, Russian dressing and a little pickle.

>>11856946
>Annatto
It's probably just Yellow 5

>>11856699
>Italian-engineered wall

I'd buy it.

>>11856699
""""""""""""""""""""Mexican Style""""""""""""""""""""

>>11857324
lol that can't be real. that looks worse than totino's $1.50 microwave slopashit.

>the grease
>the oil

>>11856699
Actually, a Trump pizza would be a handful of 4-hour old Big Macs served under a heat lamp.

>>11856860
he's the kind of rich where you make so much money working it's not worth wasting your time doing mundane things, hence fast food
bill gates and warren buffett are both notorious for eating fast food nearly every single day

>>11858367
>simultaneously believing he's a Russian puppet and also about to start WW3 with Russia

>>11858612
>about to start WW3 with Russia
Never said this. Liberals live in your head rent free lmao.

>>11857113
And the other half is just the base BOOM HEADSHOT!

>>11856699
american side is garbage

>>11856873
Absolutely fucking destroyed

>>11856883
Well if I'd voted for Hillary half the world would have been nuked by now, so I think this is a better outcome on balance.

>>11858794
Wow, hillary was only one vote away from winning? Wowee.

>>11858807
No. All my friends copied my vote.

>>11858813
Oh. So she was 2 votes away from winning.

>>11858816
God fucking damn you. You are so fucking dead. Where do you live? I'll find out. You are so fucking dead.