/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Scrambled eggs and boiled rice.

>>11852016
My mom likes it when I cook steaks, blue rare with a dab of ketchup of course

Julia Child's beef bourbignon

>>11852016
She looks like she spends time with criminals

Eggs benedict on homemade english muffin for breakfast.

Risotto for lunch.

McChicken for dinner.

Carbonara. Bitches love carbonara.

Butter-Poached Lobster With Leeks, Pommes Maxim And Red-Beet Essence

a motherfucking storm up in this bitch

>>11852016
Oh yeah, she see me seein her there an she all "oh my who this cutey lookin at me like that" but I aint gon tell her cos I got my wife an I got my kids an I like seein her an it make me feel real good to look but I aint gon betray my family to be with her, dig?

>>11852058
Link pls por favor?

>>11852016
sushi it's pretty simple and looks impressive when you can process a fish as fast as I can. Worked as one of those hibachi dudes for a couple years but I always felt more like a clown than a cook

anything that seems like its impressive but is actually really easy. asian fusion tacos spring to mind

>>11852064
>Eggs benedict
literally this, even a retard could make it but people think poaching an egg and making the sauce is hard for some reason

>>11852016
Eggs

>>11852179
How many?

>>11852185
All of them

>>11852185
Nice and hot.

>>11852016
>retardedpepereachingformilkies.jpg

>>11852016
I ask her what kinds of foods she likes, then go from there.

>>11852016
It's nice having things like this to give me some idea of what it might feel like to have somebody smile at you.

>>11852016
normal people would jab their fork intot the part that they plan to put in their mouth. what the fuck is she doing?

>>11852211
I feel like there's some malicious intent behind that smile.

>>11852016

Pork loin. I'll smoke it if it's for dinner or I'll pound it out really flat and fry it and make it into a sandwich if it's for lunch.

>>11852185
All of them

>>11852235
Sounds pretty good

Got a pic?

A simple green salad, a pasta course, a large format protein to share. Simple and delicious.

>>11852253

I do not, unfortunately. I've never really felt the need to take pics of food, which I know is totally abstract to posters here.

>>11852240
>>11852187
Never change.

>>11852211
i like listening to music that gives me goosebumps with female singers

thegourmandmom( . )com/2012/08/14/julia-childs-beef-bourguignon/

It's a mommy blog so there's a massive annoying wall of text but she has some good tips

>>11852298
thegourmandmom( . )com/2012/08/14/julia-childs-beef-bourguignon/

It's a mommy blog so there's a massive wall of annoying text first but she has some good tips

>>11852286
>not in a bowl

>>11852311
Fuck, meant for
>>11852113

I possibly make the best eggplant parmigiana on the planet.

>>11852016
Meth

>>11852185
a bowl. that they have to eat.

>>11852211
one day, bro. one day

>>11852317
Thanks dude!

>>11852016
before hand i get to know the person the food they like comes up in convo in this day of online dating you find her instagram see the food she posts if she does that theorise a bit it is better than shooting in the dark like taking a vegan to a meat house

Steamed hams

>>11852016
Soup n dessert. Fuck the main course.

salad
people are easier to impress with visuals than with proper kitchen techniques
the people I know who for a fact can't even into cooking pasta will never appreciate proper pasta let alone selfmade, but they cream their panties, when they see scampi on their salad with fresh avocado, sesame and dried flowers on top

>>11852463
Please sauce >:(

>>11852016
>everything is literally 100/100 but that 0/100 nail

>>11852016
Seafood linguini or pesto chicken pasta. Fairly easy, very low chance of screwing up, and Italian food seems to be agreeable to almost everyone on the planet.

tl;dr bitches love pasta and it's easy

>>11854191
Literally dorm food, but normie loves it because they are tastelet

>>11854197
I guess you have 'literally' never been to a fancy Italian restaurant and seen these as entrees

Literal mangecake tier, the eternal Anglo has no talent for cuisine

>>11852097
cuck

>>11852016
>tattoos
dropped

>>11852016
lasagna

>>11852016
a slop o'shit grilled on a stick.

Smoked Brisket Wellington

>>11852016
Something the person likes.

Eggs ala francais

>>11854251
Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.

>>11852463

>>11852286
code pls

the most upvoted recipe on r/coking

probably something binging with the reddit would do.

Cheater duck confit
>easy
>awesome

>>11852463
>>11852016

>>11852286
>eating with a wooden spatula
Two nukes were just not enough.

>>11852016
mac n cheese

>>11852463
this feels too fake and scripted

Brocolli beef with cashews, and rice. Most people love it, tastes great, easy to make and not too lingering and not spicy (if u catch my drift).

>>11854946
What do you expect from porn?

>>11852084
This guy fucks models

>>11855711
I feel that can’t have spicy food before fucking. This chick hit me with a spicy fart right in my piehole totally not 311 bro. You feel me my chomo?

>>11855746
Fake & similar faggotry

>>11852016
Why is she cutting it right down the middle like that? You cut it off the side so you end up with a piece you can actually fit in your mouth.

Literally anything. Girls cannot cook for shit.

>>11852016
Oyster for the appetizer if she's into it, if not a soup, then moose roast with some carottes nantaises and pâtissons, some cheese with home-baked bread and a brownie for dessert

>>11855797
For the same reason she's shaking her shoulders back and forth while cutting.

I whip up a fresh batch of baby batter

>>11855797
I mean >>11855883 is right, but right through the middle is the way to check if your steak has been cooked to your liking.

>>11856025
There's no point checking the steak. Sending food back is more trouble than putting up with a suboptimal steak.

>>11852143
redpill me on working at a sushi place

>>11852187
> /fit welcome brother

>>11856106
everyone you don't see is Mexican

>>11852016

>this thread

>>11856036
It is more trouble, but checking when I first get the steak is a good indicator of whether or not I'll return to the restaurant. I'll still enjoy the meal/tip the waitress and whatever, but if they don't know what medium rare is, why go back?

>>11852219
>what the fuck is she doing?
Shaking her tits for the camera. Does that upset you?

>>11852016
I whip my dick out and put it in a bun.

>>11852045
>blue rare with a dab of ketchup of course

your family is disturbingly low class

>>11856542
DELET THIS

>>11852016
icecream

>>11852016
Golden curry usually helps get me laid

>>11857639
Can confirm
Served atop a bed of jasmine rice

>>11852016
The food they most detest. Nothing like having someone asking for seconds of a meal they up to now hated.

>>11857861
What's your curry fuck record?

3 male weebs and 2 females for me

>>11852058
Seconding this except you can omit several of Child's steps from the recipe.

>>11859138
I'm a homosexual and I find this cringe and yuckypilled.

Find a shirt that actually fits your fake concrete tits, lady.

>>11852016
https://instagram.com/uly_3gubchak?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=17x9mogxvf24t

Thank me later

>>11855728
To jizz

>>11857639
>>11857861
>>11857974
i-is this actually true?
do I have the power already?
do they have to be weebs?

>>11852016
something simple, like spaghetti with garlic and olive oil, and some pepper flakes/a chopped up spicy pepper
OR
chicken with a pan sauce, and a couple simple veggies

Also wine

>>11858025
Mind elaborating on how you would adjust the recipe?

>>11852016
Honey glazed chicken and home made hummus.

Steak or marinated chicken with asparagus and baked potato. I always seem to get it right.

>>11852016
Beans.

>>11852016
orange roughy with a light toothpaste demi Glace served over puffy cheetos

>>11859513
I banged some non weebs but I have better luck with pasta and chicken alfredo for them

>>11852045
>Blue rare
>Ketchup
Congrats, you're not just disgusting, you're lazy too.

Ask what they like and make a fancy, pretentious version of it.

>>11852177
It's usually only seen in restaurants, which are full of magic food wizards that conjure flavor from forbidden realms.

Chef johns tomato bisque is one of my personal favorites.

>delicious especially when you add turmeric and anise seed
>hey femanon grab me those spices will you?
>2 1/2 hour cook time, lots of time to make conversation and do fun things
>would you like to stir?
>tons of leftovers
>pairs great with comfy normie grilled cheese

What’s not to love?

>>11860252
>Soup
Yeah that get the bitches wet.

>>11860252
>2 1/2 hour cook time
I make chef john's tomato bisque all the time and it takes me 30 minutes

>>11860394
Try a lower heat and longer time and compare results.

>>11852143
Most of us aren't korean tho, so we aren't qualified to make sushi.

>>11860401
You're a fucking retard if you think simmering some onions and celery for 2 extra hours will "develop the flavor" of a puree.

>>11852311
Do you not read the backstory first? That's always my favorite part.

>>11860417
One of us has sampled the difference. One is making an assumption. Which one is the idiot?

>>11860434
I don't have to put premium in my camry "to sample the difference" because I understand engines. Likewise I don't need to simmer onions for 150 minutes to know it won't do anything to a fucking puree.

>>11860440
You are not a nice person at all and don't even understand yourself enough to see when you're wrong. I do not think that is a good way to live and I feel very sad to think of you over there feeling that way.

>>11857639

This, if you just buy the packaged shit and some veggies & meat with it, it's super easy and takes like an hour to make at the most.

>>11860448
I feel bad for your date having to wait nearly 3 hours for tomato soup

A wild mushroom risotto

>>11859170
you didn't have to tell us you're gay because those tits are real you gigantic momo, see how they hang from the shoulder and aren't bolted on you cocksucking fruit

>>11860456
And it gets boipussies moist!

>>11852185
as many as possible but really you better eat them all.

>>11852084
>>11855746
forgot to mention im gay if that matters

>>11860457
lmao that anon absolutely fucking destroyed you pussy

>>11860538
>>11860448
samefag

If you want to have a good, healthy sexual relationship, you have to be natural with your woman.
Let her embrace nature.
Raw eggs, natural cow milk and raw liver.

Ha ha ha.

Full of good nutrients.

If you don't do this, you're retarded.

Ha ha.