/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11851289
just take caffeine pills down with the melted better, otherwise the water from the coffee will dilute OP's faggotry

>>11851289
Yeah, but we don't use shitty non-American butter like Kerrygold.

>>11851289
If thats a cup of melted better, then whats in the package of butter on the left?

>>11851289
Do Europeans really suck each and every Somali dick that crosses their path?

>>11851309

the demand is so high that's there's a waiting list.

and of course the rich are able to bribe their way to the top of the list.

for a middle class dude like me, i can only suck 1 or 2 somali dicks a month.

bullshit inequality.

>>11851289
i prefer to eat a stick of butter while i suck on the glass dick

Septic tanks on suicide watch

>>11851300
that's the second cup

>>11851309
It's embarrassing how easily upset you can get over someone else criticizing your disgusting butter coffee. Lose some weight without making an excuse for keto diets and get back in your fucking horse enclosure or parade line, you fat fucking parade float.

>>11851296
>I prefer American-made 65% vegetable oil butter to actual real butter because it's not American enough

>>11851374
>walmart has imported european butter

Tbh its healthier than dumping sugar or milk into it

>>11851473
>its healthier than...milk
explain

>>11851289
Only when we're on a diet, usually it's 2 sticks.

>>11851289
>Americans
>Using butter
lmao more like margarine or lard

>>11851518
>lard
is that supposed to be worse than butter?

>>11851565
Last night your mum told me she liked butter better than lard when we made the beast with 2 backs, if you get my drift.

yeah of course. Do you euro fucks not? Lol what fags

>>11851676
HUH?

>>11851289
Yes but only if it's grass fed.

>>11851289
>this is actually a thing

>>11851676
no, u

>>11851289
Yes.

>>11851289
The curious thing is, only Americans call it a "stick."

>>11851289
w h a t ? where in america is this? i have never head of this please educate me this sounds disgusting.

>>11851289
I'm a midwest murrican, and the only place on the planet I've been to where I observed anyone put butter into coffee was in Holland.

10 years ago. At a cafe in a train station, some buck toothed Dutchy fag had a little foil wrapped bit of butter he plunked into his coffee.

Literally the ONLY. TIME.
So how tards are now thinking this to be a murrican thing is beyond me.

>>11851476
Less carbs
if you want nice long lasting energy carbs are not the way to go

>>11852534
Maybe not refined carbs.

>>11851374
>ingredients are milk /salt

Cry more, faggot