/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11851206
>no pancakes
>no waffle
"breakfast"

>>11851211
that's dessert food

>>11851206
a little heavy on the salty meats but otherwise v cozy

>>11851206
Why the beans though?

>>11851206
t

>>11851206
I would eat it, but often it's not the food, it's just the British "people" that are more like animals

>Why the beans though?

>>11851247
fpbp

The British invented the Munchie box on a plate

>>11851313

>>11851211
Pancakes and waffles are tastless carbs drenched in chocolate and fruity syrup, they're garbage foods for literal children and soyboy manchildren

>>11851325
All that's missing is a drizzle of brown sauce and a hot cup of tea. Perfection.

>>11851274
for the braps

>>11851206
Why do Brits constantly LARP as non-brits just to hype up this shitty dish. I don't think many people would be able to stomach even half of what's on this plate.

>>11851320
Yum

>>11851206
>eating hockey pucks
>eating beans
>for breakfast

>>11851325
Are those potatoes? They look bland as fuck.

at least the british something right. tea is the far superior drink for an afternoon pick-me-up

coffee is still based for the morning though

>>11851365
better to have it and not eat it than to crave it and not have it.

>>11851206
I thought the “British Cuisine is Shit” was a meme born out of the reliance on war ration techniques after WWII and the affordability of the post war surplus.

Like, Shepards pie and beef wellington look great. Hell, so does a shooter sandwich.

>>11851417
Who in their right mind would crave black pudding?

>>11851424
>potatoes and meat
>dough and meat
>bread and meat
Wow, those are some revolutionary and amazing dishes!

>>11851434
white thots

>>11851206
>Tries to prove british cuisine is good
>Posts a plate of grease and beans

>>11851206
British food is shit minus a few stable dishes like the one you posed.

Overall british food is crap and leftover shit they threw together

>go to England
>excited to try full English breakfast
>find place known for theirs
>plate arrives
>oh boy, oh boy
>flat disk egg
>hashbrowns from a package
>chopped fried potatoes, kind of ok
>slighty baked tomato (not roasted)
>beans
>saltless "bacon"
>toast
You guys can keep your shitty breakfast: I make better ones at home.

That's just fried up shit, who cares? You guys have the worst food in the world, it isn't even an argument. You guys honestly make the Philippines look like culinary geniuses.

Fucking inbred crooked tooth'd faggots.

>>11851483
>>11851488
>>11851492
t. Deep fried butter

>>11851206
I get phantom pain in the heart just looking at this plate of garbage

>>11851496
At my house
>soft boiled egg with toast points
>fried yukon gold potatoes
>thick cut apple smoked bacon

>>11851496
Funny you say that considering the only thing you guys can seem to make that is SOMEWHAT presentable is fried breakfast foods.

Can you imagine how fucking retarded you have to be to brag about breakfast food? That's like the first thing everyone learns how to cook, you fucking tasteless chromosome deficient dipshits.

>>11851496
At my house
>fresh sliced tomatoes
>over easy eggs
>shredded hashbrowns
>sliced avocado
>buttermilk biscuit

>>11851496
>go to british pub abroad
>one dish on the menu is weggies and chips
>Chips with more fucking chips

Nigga, you for real?

>>11851206
Yep, looks like shit to me.

>>11851508
>>11851509
>>11851526
>>11851528
More like
>pancakes
>butter spread on them
>cover it in sugary syrup
>little bit of whipped cream
>fuck it, lets go the whole nine yards
>add grated fat with bacon over it

>>11851537
At my house
>Monday: huevos rancheros
>Tuesday: ham and cheese omelette with toast
>Wednesday: granola
>Thursday: buttermilk biscuits with fresh butter and preserves
>Friday: soft boiled eggs with toast points and potatoes
>Saturday: waffles with Vermont maple syrup
>Sunday: eggs benedict

>>11851206
t

>>11851537
See, that isn't an American breakfast. What the chromosome deficient OP posted is a british breakfast - which is SHIT.

>>11851496
>>11851537
Guys, OP is having a meltdown. Go easy on him.

>>11851206
Black Sausage is actually kind of nasty. I mean it's not vomit worthy, but if you served it to me I'd leave it on the plate.
Also those beans appear to have come out of a can. I'm not a huge bean fan to begin with, but if you're going to make me eat them at least cook your own beans up instead of just buying a tin of Heinz.

>>11851741
It's called black pudding you stupid yank cunt

>>11851741
>Black Sausage is actually kind of nasty.
tee hee

While I think that the boiled or fried traditions of classical and early modern era English cuisine are dull if not shit post war England has developed a style worth admiring. From the westernization of Indian cuisine to a revival in meat pies there’s lots to enjoy.

I wish america had such cool munchie boxes like that. Perfect for after drinking or when you're stoned.

>>11851434
Black pudding and hash browns are the two greatest foods ever, especially with runny egg yolks.

>>11851840
t. Brit LARPing as an American

>>11851253
Wtf is wrong with Mr.Shirtless’s head?

>>11851253
But they're russian

looks like shit op.

>>11851424
no, that's the excuse they made up to hide the fact that their food has always been shit. france got rekt even harder than bongland in ww1 and their food culture is fine.

>>11851206
Even a broken bong is right once a day (around 7:30am)

>>11851206
>literally the only thing bong cuisine has going for it is a greasy salty breakfast
Ouch

>>11851211
>pancakes and waffles

it's not dessert.

>>11851741
Canned beans are great you fucking hipster.

>>11851384
It looks good on a plate, but the Brits don't season anything, even the sausage is bland.

>>11852581
>salty

Lol I've had that shit, it's just greasy and bland. No seasoning of any kind, not even salt.

>>11851206

The full English breakfast is the food of God.

>>11852697
Well, being an American I imagine a plate like that to be salty as fuck since an American version of it would certainly contain more salt than a bong defending his cuisine.

>>11852722
>corn beef hash
>bacon
>sausage
>spam
Mmmmmmmmmmm

>>11851206
Honestly does look good, and Americans would totally go for it. Except the black stuff scares us.
Diners should be serving this in America more often, but it would probably be a $25 menu item, when a few pancakes, eggs and a couple brown and serve sausage links are like $4. Massive loads of carbs and a jug of corn syrup is what people expect here.
Its a nice picture OP, but I have a hard time believing it ever come out that good, and you get a plate of cheap slop in most instances.
Also, can you send over some more of that "Olde English 800"? I'm on a quest for the only other great British invention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7B-BphuVBg

>>11852732
>Enough salt there to be mummified by
Quite

>>11852751
The OP is everything which isn't really common, the core is
>Eggs
>sausages/Bacon
>Toast/fried bread
Secondaries are
>Tomato/Beans
>Mushrooms
Black pudding and potatoes/chips are extras and black pudding is more of a Scottish thing, hash browns I've never seen in the uk but I don't eat a lot of breakfast so maybe it's caught on
I think if you could get proper british baked beans it'd catch on, whenever I see Americans recreate it on /ck/ they complain about the beans and they're fucking brown

>>11852122
Huh, alright then.

Wow, Britain dfid conquer half the world for Spices and then decided they hated all of them.

>>11852789
Anglos are like that ugly bully in school who is allergic to milk but still steals everyone's anyway just to glare at you over his milk carton castle

>>11851325
It's possible (and great) replacing flours with protein powders and even nuts.

>>11851211
this is our shiet not yo shiet respek it niga

>>11851206
>when the main appeal of your only culinary claim to fame is the number of different foods on the dish
oh to be british

>>11852789
the spices they wanted was shit like nutmeg and cinnamon. they don't even use garlic even though it grows like weeds all over europe.

>>11851325
Wheres the black pudding m8

>>11851488
What u need is a roadside cafe. They do it right. The posho places drain too much juice with the grease

>>11852751
The muslim test brother,you eat black pudding you can dine at my table.

>>11852787
How can u be so wrong. Jocks have white pudding instead of black pudding. potato's are rare. Chips are had if it's later than breakfast. And beans are absolutely core. Unlike America are beans don't taste like BBQ and more like tomato. Hash browns are a secondary. And those beans should be on the plate. That bean cup is sacralige.

>>11851320
They have munchy boxes in italy now?

>>11853072
Potato waffles and those triangle "hash browns" are not rare
>Chips are had if it's later than breakfast
Not if you haven't slept yet and were out until 4am
>And beans are absolutely core
You /can/ have a full english without beans, I wouldn't recommend it but it is a thing as you know and they're like $5 a can for Americans, that's like £13.50, why would you rub it in like that?

>>11852109
>Russian
>has a "Made in England" tattoo
m8 get your eyes checked

>>11853089
$5 is about £3. That's still dear for beans though. Sliced or diced potatoes are rare. Not hash browns

>>11853287
I was using Brexit prices

The average American breakfast is kind of like this only we have actual flavor instead of bland sausages, there's a reason the top chefs in the world either learned from the French or the Italians A.K.A the gods of cooking

>>11852789
>>11853000
Didn't want spices? The national dish is tikka masala....

DAMN.
British food looks like THAT? O.O

>>11851304
Do you even know what that means?

>>11851206
What the fuck is fry up police that better be a damn sticker on a bottle of legit HP sauce

>>11851206
egg to meat ratio a little low but otherwise a fine effort

>>11851325
Better have the blandest tomato ever!

Mexican breakfast is 10 Times better

>>11851546
t. autism

>>11852122
France isn't an island you mong

>>11853984
Why can't brits cook fish properly?

>>11854025
>deep frying in batter isn't a proper way to cook fish
kys

>>11853092
Look at the letters in the background

>>11851253
Lol

>>11854028
>Ruining potentially good fish by saturating it with shitty oil and calling it culture

>>11851253
our orc footy fans aren't people lad

>>11851408
That's an american tea company.

>British cuis-

>>11854053
>doesn't know when you fry food properly there is very little grease...

>>11854043
English football fans during the world cup in Russia. It's not that difficult babe.

It's not expensive. If you find a cafè that does a good breakfast you'll get it for about a fiver.

>>11851503
>>11851474
Yeah, the lack of Soylent in there must make it awful to you manchildren.

>>11851434
People with good taste, creatura.

>>11854043
Are you literally retarded?

>>11852581
>>11851474
>muh grease

>>11854425
They have money to fly to Russia?

>>11851434
t. Manchild

>>11851488
>saltless bacon
Eh? Are you sure about that bro

>>11854414
>Can't poach
>Can't bake
>Can't grill
>Can't stew
>Can't marinate
>Calls greasy fried fish and white ass "fries" in a newspaper high cuisine

>>11854508
Except that look like a picture of someone who puts bacon, cheese, and avocado on everything. But I suspect you already know that given that you're posting selfies.

>>11851304
>first post best post
>first
faggot

>>11851206
Absolute shit food.

>>11853876
>>11854639
>Fifth post best post
Dumb faggots itt

>>11854626
>But I suspect you already know that given that you're posting selfies.
>literally 'no u'
lmao go sip on soylent and yoghurt cuck

>>11854854
>too retarded to understand message
>interprets it as "no u" to feel intelligent
kek

>>11854881
>tfw to intelligent too not be a soyboy
fucking based of you, man

British food is terrible except for their breakfasts. Anglo breakfasts are always big and comfy.

Also re: "beans?" I'm not a bong but my senpai always had beans with breakfast on the weekends when we would have the "full meal deal" as we called it. Beans for breakfast is pretty nice, it pairs well with literally everything on the plate. Try it out, you might enjoy

>>11851488
>saltless bacon
Kekked, don't think I've seen saltless bacon in my entire life outside of pork from a butcher, don't think I've ever seen anybody buy unsmoked either. Actually, how the fuck do we even still have unsmoked bacon, is there some weird underground sewer tribe that buys it in secret each full moon or something?

>>11855019
You do know that people eating bacon is the result of intense lobbying from the pork industry ?

>>11851304
Anon I...

>>11855100
>>11854695

>>11855100
I swear sometimes the trip gods have fallen sleep on their golden typewriters.

>>11855090
Laugh at this college retard everyone
>You do know that people eating bacon is the result of intense lobbying from the pork industry ?

>>11851206
>british
>cuisine
more like slop

>>11851211
If you're not an adult it isn't. Do you hav it with your chocolate milk too you little babby?

>>11855157
I was gonna reply, but it's not even clear wtf he's trying to say.

>>11855157
>>11855255
>Mfw obese americans keep defending their "smoky and manly" poison
Stay fat

>>11851320

Wow. A munchie box made of stuff that actually looks edible. Who would've known.

>>11855157
he's right though

>>11855503
looks better than most bong food but still pretty lame. why is there a pizza crust on the bottom? why only 2 mozarella sticks? what are those round things? they look like hushpuppies but those aren't italian. it should have like half a pizza, more mozarella sticks instead of fries, and some bruschetta.

>>11851211
Exactly
No cereal or oatmeal either, without a balanced breakfast I won't have the energy to clap

>>11855504
Niggah, the pioneers and settlers cured and smoked pork belly for bacon whenever they slaughtered hogs. Until post WWII most rural small farmers did as well. Bacon has been an integral part of american cuisine since the beginning of colonization.

>>11855633
And it's not just American food either. Plenty of classic cookbooks which pre-date industrialization use a great deal of bacon. See: Escoffier and Careme, for example. Your average peasant farmer had bacon because a pig was cheap to raise on scraps and provided valuable food in winter when there were no crops to harvest. Curing the meat to make things like bacon and ham was standard worldwide--after all, you had to find ways to preserve the meat before the days of refrigeration.

Cured pork which can be used to flavor foods and render out cooking fat is a staple of a great many cuisines. There's no doubt that modern advertising has grown its consumption and made it more popular, but it's absurd to suggest that nobody ate bacon before lobbying was a thing.

>>11851206
Haram af desu

>>11855633
>>11855685
http://www.americantable.org/2012/07/how-bacon-and-eggs-became-the-american-breakfast/

>>11853980
False

hey op, that looks like complete shit. go eat curry and kabab uk cucks

>>11856037
can you explain what you think that article "proves"?

It says consumption increased, at a very particular point in time. It does not say that nobody ate bacon before then.

>>11851325
So true

Rate my ploughmans.

>>11851816

Namefag pls go.

>>11855633
>>11855685
>>11856121
I don't see any bacon here anons, and this album came out in 1979.

>>11856121
I never said that either.
You mention the use or bacon in cooking while the discussion was about breakfast.
The article is about the fact that consuming bacon for breakfast has been pushed by pig porky.

>>11851206
Might as well just inject lard.
British fodder, it's not cuisine, is inedible.

>>11851206
Do Britbongs really?

>>11856295
this is what septics make and think it's what a fry up tastes like

>>11856167
Well, my grandmother grew up on a small farm in the ozark hills where they raised and slaughtered their hogs in the fall and cured the belly and hams and she said after the first chores of caring for the animals was done before daylight, they'd have a big breakfast of bacon, ham, biscuits and eggs prior to hitting the fields. This was long before she had any exposure to mass media or marketing. The marketing campaign may have influenced city rats, but the rural people had been doing it for centuries.

>>11851206
english breakfast, takeaway curry, munchie boxes, and kebab are the only reasons the UK shouldn't be nuked from orbit

>tfw no sticky toffee pudding + custard
It's not fair.

>>11856295
is that Jay Bauman?

>>11851325
Note the Little Chef style potatoes.

>>11852787
Beans in a ramekin? Really? The fuck are you doing you posh git? Are you honestly unable to dunk the toast in there without one? How do you manage the runny eggs then?

>>11856141
That's it. Maybe add some Branston's, pub in the village used to put a little vinegar on the onion, and that cheese ought to be the sharpest cheddar you can find but looks pretty good.

>>11856533
>greasy slop, pajeet food, pajeet food in a box, and ahmed food are the only thing you value in your country
what a depressing place

>>11856726
I'm actually a civilized american who cooks my own food regularly, I was just stating the only reasons bongs have for existing. and I forgot cornish pasties.

>>11852109
bait

>>11853083
Brainlet

>>11851408

>Got the builders in to convert my loft into a 5th bedroom
>Decide to offer them a cup of tea because they're working hard
>They all accept and I put the kettle on
>Decide to treat them to my Taylor's Afternoon Darjeeling Tea
>Take up four cups and saucers and a pot of brewed afternoon darjeeling tea with milk on the side
>"Here you go fellas"
>"What's that?"
>"It's your tea...Taylors afternoon darjeeling, to be precise"
>"Got no Yorkshire Tea?"
>"No this is far superior"
>They pour out their tea and add the -optional- milk
>"No Sugar Nigel?"
>"Oh you really don't want sugar with this tea. It's Hugh by the way"
>They look at each other, shrug, and take a sip
>The largest builder looks physically uncomfortable, as if he's had to swallow razors
>One of the builders freezes and his cup falls to the floor, shattering and splashing afternoon darjeeling tea over Great Aunt Agatha's ottoman
>The third and fourth builder just point at me and start screeching
>I turn to run away but trip on my croquet mallet
>The largest builder grabs me by the leg and hoists me into the air
>"YOU CALL THIS A FUCKIN BREW? WHAT KIND OF SOFT CUNTS DO YOU THINK WE ARE?"
>One builder has recovered from his stupor and has grabbed the croquet mallet, he's holding it upside down
>The other two builders are still screeching
>The larger one pulls down my trousers, I try to struggle free but he's too strong
>They begin inserting the mallet's handle into my rectum
>It's an antique so there are splinters
>I pass out from the pain
>...
>When I wake up, I'm on my front lawn, with debris from my house all around me. I turn to look at my house
>The roof is gone, in it's place, a huge white bedsheet with a message in large red letters
>TARQUIN TEA TWAT
>My bottom feels wet...it's bleeding
>I pass out

>>11851206
heh, 3 days of fat in your breakfast

>>11851206

>>11851488

Was it a Wetherspoons?

>>11858309

>"I wouldn't eat THAT!, it has FISH HEADS jutting out of it! D:"

Stargazy pie is lush

>>11851320
>peroni water
Ehhhh

>>11856141
wash that down with a proper English scrumpy and that's a top lunch lad

>>11851206
Are these big English breakfast type things intended to be shared
Cause from what I've seen these things are always fucking huge and that seems like an excessive amount of food for one person

>>11858210
Is uk really like this

>>11859541
A lot of pics you'll see online are deliberately excessive because it makes for an attractive photo.

OP is abnormally large for one person. It's probably a staged photo. That said, they do tend to be big breakfasts, but what else do you expect from a tradition that dates to when people did a lot of manual labor during the day?

>>11851206
I can feel my heart stopping just looking at it
gonna need some oatz with this

>>11856141
No Branston/10

>>11859545
No, usually it's the head of the mallet, not the handle, which gets forced into someone's backdoor when they serve a shite brew.

>>11856141
Call that a ploughman's! More like a shiteman's. TWAT.

>>11854889
>uses no u after accusing someone of no u

>>11851434
black pudding is fucking amazing and I'm American

>>11858210
different thread, still not funny

>>11851206
"Frying a bunch of shit" doesn't count, kiddo

>>11851384
>sums up all of english food

>>11851206
I could never understand having beans for breakfast.

>>11856705
>Beans in a ramekin? Really? The fuck are you doing you posh git?
It's clearly for presentation purposes for the photo, maybe if you paid attention in art class you'd be able to extrapolate that

>>11861334
no, it's so you can control which of the ingredients touch the beans

>>11861728
there's no need to control which ingedients touch the beans, spergie.

>>11859712
This. Be glad he didn't put the milk in first

>>11861731
There’s no need but there is value, jobsworth

>>11861728
You are retarded, that's the point of it as I said visually, beans every where does not look good aesthetically, it looks messy as if no thought was put into the ingredients or placement
No one eats beans like that, whats to stop the runny yolks toaching the black pudding, mushrooms, sausages or worse congealing on the plate?
It's purely visual

>>11859541
You do get them, and they dwarf what's shown in this thread.

>Burnt tomatoes
>Mushrooms at all
>Charcoal
Yikes.

>>11851211
>sweets
>for breakfast
amerifat spotted