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football sucks

>>11849821
>watching a bunch of grown men in tights play a children's ball game while slapping each other on the ass.

Thats gunna be a no from me dawg.

>>11849834
So you aren't going to eat?

>>11849843
Incel fag.

>One of the biggest sport events of the year
>Americans mainly care about food and Ads

>>11849821
You're allowed to call it The Super Bowl on here.

>>11849863
Most of the people watching aren't football fans. I'd bet over half of the watchers only watch this game plus maybe one or two for the whole year. It's seen as a social event for these people.

>>11849843
They only slap ass in baseball.

>>11849871
Sounds shit, especially if you actually are interested in football and get to spend the evening with people who don't (and their gf/wifes)

>>11849863
Once he game starts I realize its just another football game and don't care

How much beer should I buy for 6 people and myself? Already got all my food figured out but I'm not sure if two 30's will be too much or not enough

>>11849872
Why are baseball players the hottest of all the ballers?
>not too big
>not too small
>strong, sexy forearms
>tight asses
>swagger

>>11849908
They definitely have huge asses. They also chew tobacco.

>>11849907
Just buy more. Nothing worse than when the beer runs out. Plus you get to drink whats left.

What is the best type of food and the best kind of restaurant for someone who hates the NFL and does not think see and wants to avoid the super bowl?

>>11849923
Chicken wings at a Sports Bar.

>>11849923
Watch the "Puppy Bowl" they always run during superbowl on animal planet while eating korean boshintang soup.

>>11849866
Fucking racist.

>>11849998
No. U.

>>11849923
Just stay home

>>11849907
i'd say 2-5 is normal for a person to drink at a super bowl party, so i guess you can do the math. maybe also get a fifth or a handle of some vodka and you can make some mixed drinks if people want to get drunk.

Beer & wingzies

>>11849923
Go to any restaurant that doesn't have TV screens and watch The Notebook on your phone and eat the faggiest meal they have because you're a faggot

>>11849923
I'd say just try and find a french bistro, or any restaurant with foreign food.. maybe your local chinese place? but why would you even celebrate the SB with going to a restaurant if you aren't even a fan? If i were you, i'd honestly either just cook some shit at home and watch a movie, or pick up some fast food.

>>11849821
The list thus far:
buffalo chicken dip, sour cream veggie dip
- tostitos scoops
- celery
- carrots
- radishes
- red bell pepper
frozen mozzarella cheese sticks
frozen jalapeno poppers
crackers and cheeses
heavy whipped cream + strawberries + poundcake

It's my last fat day for a while, going on a diet with the gf to get sexy for the summer

>>11849913
>They definitely have huge asses.
t. Hank hill

>>11850552
Baseball players have noticeably bigger asses than most other athletes, because the mechanics of the sport are mostly driven from the waist down.

>>11850570
I’m not seeing the problem.

>>11850570
So why can't we get them to wear shorter, tighter uniforms and mandate only white players for purely aesthetic reasons? Gays alone would provide 25% more revenue and married gay men are the richest taxpayers in the US.

I'm only watching to see Mr.Beast's subscribe to pewdiepie advertisement.

>>11850612
Yeah, then we could make every player either a pitcher or a catcher.

>>11849821
What big game?
Only big game I can think of coming up is Arsenal Vs. Manchester City tomorrow afternoon.

>>11850612
That would really help show off their extremely thick, muscled thighs.

do americans actually watch this ad infested jude shit? lmfao