/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11841416
Animals belong outdoors. I don't want their filthy poop paws pitter-pattering all over my expensive belongings. Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.

>>11841416
sometimes I throw my cat a piece of meat.

I likes teh kittehs! OwO

>>11841425
>expensive belongings

you need to stop fooling yourself.

>>11841416
That's not even a real donut

>>11841416
Cats are dirty disgusting animals and I don't want them anywhere near me, especially near my food.
Fucking rats are cleaner than cats. Vile things.

>>11841416
my cat eats rats almost daily, has worms that crawl out of his ass, has fleas, and is mangy and dirty at all times
I still let that cunt sleep in my bed right next to my face
Feed him any food I'm eating too

>>11841416
I eat cat kibble
The premium ones are WAY tastier that Cheetos and the like

gary goes where gary likes

>>11841515
I WANT HIM! I WANT HIM RIGHT MEOW!!!

>>11841416
Yeah, I don't really care. They're only interested in dairy products and I'll let them lick off my spoon. I don't care if I die of cat ass disease or whatever.

Of course. Sometimes we even eat from the same plate.

My parents feed their dog at the table off their forks. Then they continue eating. Disgusting!!

No, they belong in the furnace.

t. pitbull owner

>>11841520
he's my gorgeous gary. affectionately known as the 'malfunctionaing meowing maching' because he never shuts up. most talkative cat i've ever served.

>>11841416
No but I give her a little bit of each vegetable to smell

>>11841536
>maching
*machine

he's like a robot sometimes

Nah bruh, I feed my dog if he wants a piece of chicken or beef or whatever but my cat is different story. He's outside way too much and he kills way too many birds for me to risk getting some sort of weird virus

>>11841530
fuck me that's a fat cat. little dude needs to be on a diet.

>>11841431
>>11841485
>>11841515
>>11841520
>>11841525
>>11841527

it's amazing how t. Gondii works

I have never met a sane cat owner.

itt

>>11841416
no, i give him some food so we eat together

that seems to distract him enough from getting to my food

>>11841557
what's even more amazing is how s.wallowing s.emen works. i know you know all about that.

>>11841565
i do he exact same thing. he eats beside me but on the floor.

a family that eats together stays together.

>>11841535
>pibble
White nigger detected

>>11841515
Gary looks like he was placed there on purpose for the sole purpose of being made a part of this picture.

>>11841565
i do the exact same thing. he eats beside me but on the floor.

a family that eats together stays together.

>>11841562
Cool art, who's the artist?

>>11841586
no, honestly he wasn't. i took the pic because it's rare that he's up there when i place my food on the table. he's usually on the floor tucking into his own food.

fyi, i document all of my main meals with photography so taking the pic was always going to happen. this was just a very rare one that included gary.

>>11841416

>>11841621
lol at the face expecting the slap. cheeky fucker.

based and great pic.

>>11841570
sup toxo

>>11841618
Yeah I'd stay on the floor away from this overcooked shite as well

>>11841638
i burnt my chicken last night because i was watching the cricket

forgive me?

>>11841570
>getting so triggered
I bet you keep your cats shitbox in the kitchen. Don't you?

Back before I started taking my coffee black, I would let my dog lick out my coffee cup. Was always pretty funny, got to the point where it'd just sit there whenever I turned the pot on.

>>11841679
>got to the point where it'd just sit there
>it'd just sit there
>it
did you make it lick the dog food off your dick or else it got the hose again?

>>11841416
no, my cats step in kitty litter which is basically a bathroom
i also wash my hands

i don't eat food prepared by or visit the homes of catfags
absolutely vile

>>11841846
those imprints are so cute

>>11841648
ew my aunt does this
it's half in the hall half in the kitchen
you can't avoid it
i stepped on some litter last time i visted her
fucking horrific
i threw my socks away on my way home

>>11841936
From my experience 7 out of 10 catfags keep their damn shitbox in or near the kitchen.

>>11841902
is it.... peeing? is that how cats pee?

>>11841986
but... why?? How can anyone love a cat so much that they willingly breathe in every shit it takes inside of their own home?

>>11842006
Maybe it's T. Gondii?
I don't know why else because to me keeping the shitbox in the shit room next to the porcelain shitter is the most logical.
Keeping the shitbox in the room where food is stored and prepared... what the actual fuck.

>>11842006
catfags love it
it's all part of the toxoplasmosis

>>11842088
you guys overreact over literal memes. I've been eating cat shit for years and I don't revere and worship cats any more than the next fella

>>11841416
Heheheh, yeah, little rascal sometimes goes drinkin the water out of my damn cup right when I just finish pouring it. little buddies are too cute.
i try to stop her from touching my food of course, but i always offer my food to the cat to see if they'd like some.

>>11841594
Looks like Shintaro Kago.

>>11841416
sure. I've already got toxoplasmosis

>>11841416
>letting your cat touch chocolate

>>11841551
>little

>>11842088
why is the rice still level and even if the cat was standing in it?

>>11841416
When I go cunting cats become the food.

>>11841986
>From my experience 7 out of 10 catfags keep their damn shitbox in or near the kitchen.
doubt, i've never seen anyone not have it near the bathroom

>>11842631
>never seen anyone not have it near the bathroom
Yeah, sure buddy

>>11841425
>>11841470
>>11842006
These. Cats are gross.

No normal person cleans enough to neutralize the animal smell. Eventually it just takes over. The cat owners who I've visited, especially the ones under age 25, have homes that clearly and uncomfortably smell bad. It's just unsanitary.

>>11843295
i'm not your buddy, faggot

>>11843456
Whoa, buddy. Don't get your panties in a bind.

>>11841515
Gary looks like he's seen some shit that no one will ever believe.

>>11841515
What kind of cat is he? I've been wanting a grey cat like that for a while

>>11843483
looks like a russian blue but i'm not good with cat breeds

>>11841562
Why does she have bony old lady fingers yet looks to be in her 20's?

>>11842629
Do you cunt often? What is cunting? Why cats and not dogs?

>>11841416
No. It's not like I let other people touch my food. Hell, I'd be more comfortable if it was my cat touching my food than anyone else.
It's not like I'm not already toxo'd.

no, my cats dont like most people food, I do however use them to trigger people on seekay :^)

>>11843483
he was part of a litter that a stray had in my back yard so i don't know what breed he is, tbqh. his mother and sisters were gorgeous too, but he was the only solid grey one. the others had white in them as well.

he's very vocal and i'm told that's a trait of Persian cats so maybe there's a bit of Persian in him.

sorry i can't be more helpful.

>>11841515
Jake does the same shit. This is him on my counter.

My cat is dead.

>>11843909
he's a handsome boy. black cats are awesome.

Nope, but I do throw them some meat or cheese if they keep trying to get up to where I am eating.

>>11841416
That is reason i do not have cats, they are hard to keep off my table. Unlike dogs that i always trained to not keep nose above table level, everything below table is theirs (given or fallen by accident), but everything on table and above is off limits. Problem arised when mom put cheese cake on chair to cool down. We ended with really stuffed dog and half of cake missing. That poor dog could not stop eating. And yes we ate other half of cake.

>>11843909
gary with max who is no longer with us, sadly.

like i said, black cats are awesome company. man i miss my maxi boy.

>>11843910
how did that happen, if you don't mind me asking?

>>11843930
What a couple of cuties. Yeah we just got jake a buddy. Hes a grey short hair named steve. Dont have any pics of him on my phone yet though

>>11841416
Enjoy your Toxoplasmosis

>>11841557
Lel

>>11841621
thats fuckin funny

>>11841416
Yes but not always.

>>11843851
Almost dead certain he's a russian blue. Congrats on your luck because they're good cats and you pay through the nose for them.

My russian blue goes where she pleases except the kitchen counter where knows she's not allowed.

>>11843483
>>11843492
>>11845336
it's a domestic short hair, you snowflake fucking retards
>>11845336
also you're an absolute retard if you "payed through the nose" for a pure bred cat

>>11845336
How do you discourage her from hopping on your counter? :( My roommate's cat keeps eating my succulents.

>>11845344
pour scalding hot water on it

>>11842625
the cat was standing on the edge and sagging it's butt down like in this picture >>11841902

>>11845354
what a horrid creature

>>11841530
My girlfriend's mom and brother do this kind of shit. It's so disgusting.

>>11845344
We just never allowed her up there in the first place. Just a stern "no" and pushing them off when they jump up will usually teach a cat. If it's already in the habit of jumping up you're probably shit out of luck though. Get a spray bottle and squirt it when it jumps up but it'll probably still sneak up when it thinks you're not paying attention.

>>11845341
Actually I got her from someone else who payed through the nose and then was no longer able to have a cat.

>>11845375
what compels someone to pay through the nose for something they could get for free and then just give it away?

>>11845418
Where can you find a russian blue for free

>>11845418
I guess some people think it makes them feel prestigious. Unless you need a certain breed for a specific reason, it seems a bit silly. But I also have a purebred cat that someone was given as a gift and no longer wanted.

Pretty sad, because she was neglected for years and wasn't in good condition when I got her. Constantly freaking out and covered in matted fur. People need to stop buying animals as surprise gifts.

>>11845418
If you want a specific breed with a medical history going back generations you have to pay up. If you then get an opportunity for employment that means you have to spend most of the year away from home you need to find a new home for your cat. I think they were rich enough that they didn't really care much about the expenditure in the first place or recouping it later. They just wanted their cat to go to a good home.

>>11845445
just stun any gray feral with a bb
no one will know the difference

>>11845460
Feral cats are pretty distinctive brah. Thatd be like grabbing a stray off the streets of Mexico and calling it a German shepherd

>love kitties
>don't want one because I don't want hair all over my clothes or poopy paws on my stuff

life is suffering

>>11845567
get a lint roller and keep the litter box clean. not saying cat paws are clean but they shouldn't ever be "poopy". or you could just volunteer somewhere that lets people give the cats they're taking care of some attention.

>>11845567
Get a short hair and brush it

>>11845574
>>11845579
fuck robot waifus, I want a robot kitty that doesn't shed and doesn't poop

>>11841416
No - but he's not really interested, except sometimes I take a little cod when I have some and give it to him. He cares about attention, not so much food.

Except that one time he went for blueberry soya yoghurt. I have no idea why he liked that.

Those of you worrying about T.gondii - don't you have Broadline?

>>11845802
Get an AIBO.

>>11841425
This. Animals are disgusting. Would you let someone who was walking on his hands all day touch your food? Would you let someone who took a shit and didn't wash his hands touch your food? Would you let a guy who vigorously licked his crotch and then licked his hands touch your food?

I never realized /ck/ was full of deviantart-tier cat people. I don't know what to think about this board anymore. No wonder there's so many fast food threads.

>>11845865
>Would you let a guy who vigorously licked his crotch and then licked his hands touch your food?

Yes. I'd prefer it actually.

>>11845882
if you like dogs you better shut the fuck up because they are even more unsanitary

>>11845865
>Would you let someone who took a shit and didn't wash his hands touch your food?
I mean I like Indian food

>>11845906
kek

>>11845902

explain to me the "dickered" cook along drink along guy who always posts in /ck/
does he put that cat there for the pic?

No,cats should not be around the area where you eat/make food. Unless you enjoy cat hairs in your food

>>11845902
I don't let my dog walk on my food, I don't even let it on furniture.

>>11845965
wtf do you think that dog does while you're gone?

>>11845971
Dog owners are somehow even dumber than the actual dog

>>11846066
of course.
otherwise they wouldn't have gotten a dog.
at least cats just do what they want at all times, and don't pretend to be a "good boy" while you're around, then fuck up your shit the second you leave.

>>11846077
Not to mention training a cat simply requires a 50 cent squirt bottle instead of months of constant interaction

>>11845971
Sits in a dog house

>>11845922
the cat is the one doing the cooking

>>11841425
you have a better chance of being electrocuted by your computer or phone than catching that from your cat.

>>11846261
So that's why it's estimated up to half of the world population is infected with t. gondii or why there are over 200,000 REPORTED cases of toxoplasmosis in the US per year?

If you deny or disregard these facts it just means you're likely infected.

>itt

>>11841485
you are a fucking terrible pet owner, take that cat to the vet

>>11846143
>leaves his pet out in the cold
why even have one then?

>>11841902
>>11842088
cats have extremely specific needs that they just do without any training, for a cat to do things like pic related they either fucking hate you because you did something awful to them or neglect them and this is their way to pay back, or they were trained for it
Cats would rather fucking die than pee or shit in a place in a place they can be seen doing it and has no ground or sand they can dig to hide it

>>11846463
and that's why they are disgusting trash tier pets

>>11846415
toxoplasmosis comes from rats and cattle, you are very unlikely to get it from a house cat because they do not eat rats or are exposed to cattle, barn cats are usually the ones that carry it
but keep going

>>11846480
fake news
cats are the only definitive host of toxoplasmosis

My kitteh likes to inspect my cast iron seasoning to make sure I’m taking care of the pan. He approved by the way.

>>11846536
*cat's nose sticks to pan*

>>11841621
HET!

>>11846077
>Get a high-energy companion beast
>Never train it, exercise it, give attention to it
>"wow wtf why is my dog so misbehaved wtf cats are so much better"

>>11846583
>get cucked by some beast that requires all your attention for 15 years otherwise it will tear apart your house or attack your loved ones
fun

in future it'd be good if we all just ignored the lonely dog owners, and bitter souls who are allergic. thanx.

>>11846480
>this much t. gondii infection
Scary indeed

>>11846542
*sizzle sizzle pop sizzle*

>>11846635
>implying

Kitty thread? Kitty thread.

Ozzy’s A teenager now, so I let him eat a little meat whenever I cook it. Just a small bite, hw doesn’t beg or anything.

>>11846856
OZZY OZZY OZZY

>>11846856
Looks like my Loneder.

>>11846868
She has a dumb mouth.

>>11846636
i'd rather ignore the stinky catfaggots who wouldn't know sanitation if it shit in a box in their kitchen

>>11846860
OI OI OI

>>11846883
then ignore the thread. this was a comfy cat thread but the bitter lonely allergic faggots ruined it. bravo, faggot. are you happy?

>>11841416
only faggots and women own cats

>>11846895
I'm both btw don't know if that helps

>>11846892

>>11846883
Gtfo of the thread then faggot.
Go put some peanut butter on your cock and watch how fast a “smart” German Retriever licks it off.

>>11846903
show bobs and vagene?

>>11846921
Teehee, I'm actually just 1.
>pick 1

>>11846949
i can almost feel the knots under the armpits. lel. i had a long haired cat and brushing him was therapeutic. not sure which one of us enjoyed it more.

>>11846954
His fur us pretty bad every where. Problem is he's kind of insane and bites you if you pet anywhere but his head. Do groomers sedate pets like that as to not get severely injured?

>>11846971
please excuse the sideways images.

>>11846971
>Do groomers sedate pets like
i think they sedat all pets of the knotting is bad anough that they have to shave the animal completely. and i'd say that sedating a grumpy biter would be a certainty.

maybe he bites when you touch his body because his body is sore from knots. better get him looked at, i'd say.
i've never known a cat that didn't like being petted.

>>11841416
I jolly well do fucking not

Prevalence of Toxocara species infection in the U.S.: Results from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, 2011-2014
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5552322/
Cerebral Toxocariasis: Silent Progression to Neurodegenerative Disorders?
https://cmr.asm.org/content/28/3/663

>i'm allergic and have become so bitter and lonely. waaaaahh...
>deleet!!

Pretty sure my cat pozzed me
I'm compelled to love him
Toxoplasmosis is a hell of a drug

>>11846892
this was never a comfy thread
it was dirty and disgusting from it's inception

>>11847001
faggot

>>11847012
My cat and I are both dudes

>>11847001
Toxoplasmosis ain't shit
Toxocara canis/cati are worms whose eggs will travel to your brain once ingested and produce effects similar to lead consumption

>>11846985
He's been like that since he was a kitten, along with his sister, Loner. They are a weird little pair, by far. All cats I grew up with and had my self have always been TOO loving.

>>11843406
dog owners houses usually smell bad, no matter how often they bathe their dog, but neutered house cats are virtually smell free. only the litter area can be smelly, but you are supposed to keep it in the bathroom or some place like that. if you keep the litter clean and you change it often the smell is not even that bad.

>>11847182
you're just immune to the smell or, if toxopozzed, aroused by it
catfag houses smell horrific always

>>11847193
>mum, look! i said it again!!
>.......
>mum!!
>.......
>mum! answer me, mum!!

>>11847193
say it ain't so

>>11847200

>>11847193
it stinks only if you're a lazy dirty person and you keep the litter in a place for everyone to see (and smell). my grandma is a hygiene freak and she doesn't like cats, but she never complained about the smell of my house when I had one (and she usually complains a lot).

>>11847244
your grandma is pozzed and so are you
cats. smell. horrific.

canwe,cook them?,catacos ,or honeyroast?

>be on /ck/
>people don't enjoy the subtle aroma of cat pee

>>11847248
Based
When I used to walk dogs it was 100% evident which homes had cats. It absolutely stunk every time.
Dog-only homes were usually smell-free.

>>11843930
Im so sorry anon. I lost a cat as well when I was 14, and I still haven't got over it.

>>11847267
lol at the cheeky little nigga plotting his attack

>>11847293
thanx, anon. i'm sorry for your loss.

we press on

may the paws be with you.

>>11841485
IM GONNA THROW UP

>>11847337
Bless you and your kots, man

I have 3 cats. One usually perches on my left shoulder (as he is now). He is older (maybe 15 now, not totally sure, got him when he was about 10). The younger two boys (pictured as kittens) are littermates. All three are males so they get along well.

>>11847340
cheers. you too.

>>11847343
Is there anything cuter on this earth than kittens?
Genuine question

>>11841416
Fuck no, anyone that does should get themselves checked out.

>>11847406
>Is there anything cuter on this earth than kittens?
Telling our future kids how we met :3

>>11847517
How??
How did you know?

>>11847406
no

>>11847517
You have no idea how much I'd love that. ^_^

>>11841846
lmao

>>11847182
>walk into house that has a 100 pound dog and 2 cats
>immediately punched in the face by cat smell
>definite dog smell in the background
>walk into kitchen
>suddenly kicked in the balls by litter box smell
>hey anon, we just made spaghetti. How much you want?
>I was fucking starving
>look down at litter box
>thanks guys, but I just ate before heading down here.
>spend the rest of the visit with the cats looking at me with murder in their eyes and the dog bringing me his toys to play

>>11847688
Fuck off tranny

>>11841425
I've had pets literally my entire life and I have never gotten sick from the ONCE you're just a paranoid retard who owns at most an xbox one

>>11841557
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

>>11848091
So what you're saying is he should poison the neighborhood cats?

>>11848113
no he should poison himself

every time i prepare meat, he gets so full of piss and vinegar

>>11845865
humans are gross too. I see people touch their feet and then put their hands all over everything. they don't even think it's weird and will probably call me ocd for pointing it out.

>>11841570
Swallowing semen

>>11848306
was there a funneh pic to accompany this witty post, or was that it?

>>11841485
You dont deserve a cat

when my cat got sick he almost died but ended up surviving on ham and honey water

now hes fat as fuck and loves meat, we eat meat together.

>>11842449
>i try to stop her from touching my food of course, but i always offer my food to the cat to see if they'd like some.
want to know how I knew you were a woman before I looked at your name?

>>11841416
Actually anything I eat, they end up eating as well.

We share food alot.

>>11846868
>>11846856
*BLOCKS UR PATH*

I haven't seen patty the cat posted here in a while? Would love to see that cute kitty again

>>11841515
>>11841618
So what's up with the box? Do you just need the plate that inch closer to your head for some reason?

>>11849173
i need to wipe down the table because the cat has been up there and i've been lazy lately so just eat off the box instead of the table.

he's been up on the table because that's where the fan is pointed and it's been hot here lately. 40 celcius tomorrow.

>>11846536
Is that one of them cats iron pans I keep reading about?

>>11849130
Do you mean the same Patti that has a permanent thread on this board which is updated daily? Is that the one you haven't seen in a while?

>>11838641

>>11849125

HEAVY
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>>11849192
>cats iron pans

>>11841537
based junposter

>>11846467
>Cats would rather fucking die than pee or shit in a place in a place they can be seen doing it and has no ground or sand they can dig to hide it

>and that's why they are disgusting trash tier pets

>>11843851
looks just like my cat, we found him as a stray too. are you in maryland?

>>11841515
Probably shouldn’t leave balls of cat fur on a kitchen table if you’re going to be eating

>>11845354
i don't think it's heavy enough to support that, and cats usually don't just shit out one big log like that either. i think the picture is fake, which is entirely unacceptable on the internet.

>>11846856
ALL ABOAAAAAARD HA HA HA HA

>>11849241
I love Jun, Poki, Haku, Nagi and Rachel's tits. Hate Rachel's voice.

>>11849250
earth and sand do not belong in homes
ergo cats do not belong in homes

>>11846480
>t. Infected