/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11844738
What if you drink all of these?

>>11844749
smelly coffee gangers

>>11844749
But chai is fucking delicious you dograpist

Tea, coffee & water masterrace here

>>11844738
H2O masterrace reporting
stay quenched lads

fixed

>>11844772
absolutely based and wetpilled

Rainwater and grain alcohol.

I don't avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

>>11844782
purity of essence
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>>11844819
You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

Green Tea drinker.
Green Tea and Green Tea only

>>11844738
Lemon water master race reporting in.

>>11844738
Found out why it is hard for people to drink pure water. Our ancestors died from unfiltered water more than anything. Thousands of years of that shit made natural selection favor those who prefer water that is fucked with first.

The very first farmers were thought to of drunk a extremely mild fermented turnip drink. The tiny amount of alcohol was just enough to kill bacteria. The tea process purified it with boiling.

>>11844880
>this is what people who've nursed on the teat of coca cola since childhood actually believe
Who the fuck thinks it's hard to drink water? Have you never been out on a hot day or woken up thirsty at night and chugged a bunch of water marvelling at how it's the most delicious shit that ever existed?

>>11844738
Far right is actually a wine drinker, btw

>>11845151
No, you're a deviant. Water is disgusting. Trying to drink it feels exactly like work.

sipped one of these bad boys yesterday, ama

>>11845174
>Sodafags actually believe this

>>11845179
It's not about "belief." You only have to try it to know. Soda is not the only drink, too, just so you know.

>>11844738
I am actually /waterdrinker/ and have been for a few years now. I used to drink 12 cans of Mt Dew every couple days or so but I just kind of developed a taste for water. Shit is the bomb, imo famalama.

>>11845151
>or woken up thirsty at night and chugged a bunch of water marvelling at how it's the most delicious shit that ever existed?
I apparently need to start flossing or something because even though I brush my teeth I always wake up with my mouth tasting unpleasant so I can't enjoy water until I give my saliva glands time to fire up or however that works. Kinda sucks.

>>11844738
Where does milk stand?

>>11845189
>you only have to try it to know
Then why do I drink water until I actively have to stop myself because my stomach gets too full? 2L per day feels like nothing. I piss clear most of the time.

Can't I just drink water because it's healthier, not because of elitism?

>>11845221
You are a deviant, as already stated. A genetic dead end, as clearly evidenced by your homosexuality. Your homosexuality is apparent from your use of superlatives such as
>marvelling at how it's the most delicious shit that ever existed
The gayest turn of phrase I have read all day. In the days of human development, you would have died from contaminated water. You do not come from a line of society builders. Your genes are self-destructive and your continued existence in modern times is an aberration.

>>11845177
>consuming a product with food colouring in it

why?

>>11845177
is it true that monster decreases your sperm count?

Piss chugging and piss chugging only master race here. Put some piss in ya bong it's good for your lungs I swear.

>>11844863
tranny

>>11845356
Yeah, my cum is just transparent jelly now

>>11845189
Just tried water, mmmm delicious

>>11845217
puss-tier

>>11844738
My two most consumed liquids
>Water with ice
>hot coffee

my nigga. the yin and yang of life.

>>11845222

>>11845217
ambrosia

How much water is in gamer girl pee?

>>11845210
that's just cause your sleeping with your mouth open

>>11845177
>Monster
>Not drinking the superior ES

>>11844745
Captain Planet

>>11847156
Tea is earth, coffee is fire, energy is wind, water is water, and soda is heart. Prove me wrong (you can't.)

>>11847969
You’re absolutely right
Let our beverages combine

>>11844738
I like all of those beverages for different reasons and on different occasions

>>11844738
I drink only two of the finest Vernors a day, after that i just guzzle down water bottles

>>11847969
I think water would be heart because that's the base ingredient of all beverages. Tea would be water because it's Asian and soda would be earth because it's what the down-to-earth everyman drinks.

>>11844738
I have. Im getting to that age where sugar drinks fuck my shit up

>>11844738
>drinking water is a novel concept that makes me superior to the dregs
Holy fuck Americans are retarded. Patting yourself on the back because you drink water is pathetic on many levels. But congrats on being a big boy and putting the juice and soda down.

>>11848790

>>11844765
Fuck off pajeet

>>11844738

>>11848933
We're real people here. Most of us don't waste much time with video games, if any time at all. None of us consider playing video games an aspect of our personal identity.

>>11848943
that image has nothing to do with video games besides the header you fucking retard shit hole faggot bitch fuck you

>>11848948
>that image has nothing to do with video games besides the header
Ah yes because a header is usually irrelevant to the succeeding information.

>>11848953
Don't EVER reply to me again or Ill fucking KILL you

>>11848963
That's why I'm replying I hope you keep your promises

>>11844782
Was the joke that he was impotent? That's what I got out of it

>>11848979
No, it was just that he was uptight. But the humor value is close enough. It was the post-WWII equivalent of "no lips that have touched liquor will ever touch mine."

>>11844880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7YZQEHHVE

>>11844749
>drinks bean water instead
this nigga drinking beans

>>11844738
What if I drink all of the above?

>>11844782
FLURIDATION MANDRAKE

Why do people who drink only water think they are special? They are almost as bad as furries or foot fetishists. They will show up in any fucking thread about consumable fluids and make sure everyone knows they drink water and that they are better than you for doing so. I understand you drink water, I do too and so do a lot of other people. Sometimes I drink tea, fruit juice, beer or wine.

If all you drink is water, try living a little. You don't get rewarded for being a hardass all your life.

>>11844738
The Spartans drank blood (aka Black Broth)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_soup

>>11849209
he cute

>>11845151
Water is the greatest substance to have ever existed and I think God every day for the gift of beautiful, pure, crisp water.

ICE WATER MASTER RACE
GALLON OF WATER ALL DAY, ERRY DAY

>>11849301
>you don't get rewarded by keeping your body pure
You actually do. Don't be stupid. You stay smarter and stronger and live longer.

>>11848790
How can anyone be this wrong?

>>11844880
>believing in pseudo science this whole heartedly.

You've obviously never really had any prolonged experience in the great outdoors. If you had you'd know that in most undeveloped woodland areas you can drink from rivers without any problem, and it's some of the most delicious water you'll ever taste.

>>11845222
No, that's not how things word in this modern age.

Also based trips of water truth

>>11851117
Yeah, but you need to use one of those survival straws. They didn't have those in early history.

>>11845177
how much gravel did you piss?