/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11836066
Nice

>>11836066
Hope the pizza gives you cancer for complaining, you NEET.

>>11836066
wholesome and interesting

The stock owners must be furious about those lost 3 dollars.

>>11836066
Stickin it to the man

>>11836066
>Have a free pizza credit
>Call for it just right now after seeing your thread
>There's like ten inches of snow here and it's -30
>I'm not going to tip the driverl

>>11836126
Why should I pay this guy's way? His boss ought to pay him more not me. And if he doesn't like it he should find a different job

>>11836126
pizza bitch wagies'll be on suicide watch all night

So based I am in tears

>>11836126

>>11836066
Cool shit that never happened bruh

I hope every single beta NEET bitch in this thread gets colorectal cancer.

>>11836066

>>11836066
You got yourself on a list. Whenever you call they will see that you are a shit disturber.

>>11836721
Calm down wagie or I will make my own pizza and you will be out of a job

>>11836721
maybe if you tap dance next time I'll slide a bill across the box for ya...
heh, maybe ;)

this just happened
>order booze for delivery
>750ml local vodka 13.99
>3x steel reserve 24oz. 1.49 each
>22oz bud light 2.50
>5 dollar delivery fee
>2 dollar card tip + 2 something tax
They gave me a 750 of black velvet. at least they got the beer right. guy pretty much ran away while I was getting more cash for a tip. Just as well I guess. not the worst fuckup ever but why are delivery drivers so retarded

>>11836729
I was never too vindictive about it. Worst I would do to people who didn't tip was make them last when I left the store with more than one order even if they were right around the corner.

But it was a family owned wing place so they paid above minimum wage and gave bonuses all the time. They understood we had to serve a few nigger neighborhoods.


Not tipping makes you a nigger btw

>>11836126
>>11836141
Calling off work tonite bc "car problems". Enjoy your microwave bagel bites

>>11837502
>some other sucker won't deliver the pizzas

>>11837239
>Positive Living with MS

>>11836126
Based

>>11837183
In what state can I make this a reality for myself

>>11837502
This board is for straight people. Get that faggot off here.

>>11837842
Get a load of this faggot

>>11837836
I'm in co. just tried this delivery service on a whim because I didn't want to drive to the store. took about 2 hours would not recommend

>>11836731
At least I'm not a virgin and have meaning in my life, faggot. :)

>>11836735
I'm so glad my life has direction unlike yours. Enjoy being a forever alone kissless virgin, faggot! :)

>>11836721
Ragie wagie

fuck this thread and fuck op

While I approve of such behavior in theory, in practice you better not ever order from there again or you're getting your pizza jizzed on.

>>11837502
unless every pizza driver in the city is calling out for the night (they're not) then this is a fruitless endeavor.
somewhere in his town, someone will deliver him a pizza

>>11836721
>>11836091
samefag wagie really getting toasty itt

>>11836066
-35 degrees, is that American degrees?
Fucking Jewish Fahrenheit system.
-35 Celsius is freezing not your stupid arse "we are so cold bull-shit"
Learn metrics you dipshits....

>>11837183
He can't drive because he's an alcoholic, needs to get booze delivered.

>>11837239
Obama lover spotted....

>>11838823
-35 Fahrenheit is -37 Celsius though

I never complain about food at a restaurant, I've yet to experience genuine BAD food. I've experienced when it hasn't been AS good as it should've been, but if it's edible and it fills me, there's no reason to complain.
The easiest way to protest against the quality of specific places is to never fucking visit it again, it's not that hard. If the food is always shit, other people will cease to go there too and soon the place is no more.

>>11838885
Every unit used at america is so fucking retarded

>>11836126

Imagine demanding a service but mocking the people providing it.

>>11838928
Except the foot. When I tell you that I'm going to put my foot straight up your communistical ass, you know precisely how much you're going to get. If you try to put your meter-gram up my ass, I'll break it off, turn 360° (that's AMERICAN degrees, laddie-boy) and walk away.

>>11838823
>Fahrenheit
>Celsius
>2019, not using based Kelvin

>>11836066
>>11836126
I work at a pizza place, I just want to say I'm happy the customer is happy. There is no better feeling than making someone else smile.

Do americans really tip the pizza delivery boy, as it were the fucking supermarket cashier or something?

>>11838823
great post anon

>>11840338
You tip cashiers?

>>11838833
was sober when I ordered

>>11840338
I prefer to shoot mine.

>>11840348
You're kidding right?

>>11838606
What’s preventing him from jizzing on the first delivery

>>11841966
Ethics

You show a lack of future orientation, I would have been nice to the pizza driver for good karma, 1) I don't want anything weird in my future pizzas and 2) you never know if someone you are screwing over now will actually have the power to screw you over, in person or know someone, now or in the future.

What's with all the frog posters lately?

>>11838924
>The easiest way to protest against the quality of specific places is to never fucking visit it again

Yup, this is me, except I also tell my friends and family not to go as well.

I get the wrong order, I just eat it, usually it's because they are busy. They keep getting it wrong, I just leave.

It's really hard to change other people's behaviour, especially by criticizing them, you just get them mad at you. Reading my way through How to Win Friends and Influence People right now, wish I had when I had moved in next to this crazy bitch who is probably a Cluster B. Telling her to stop smoking when we are a no smoking floor won' work, telling the landlord who warns her wont' work. She doesn't follow the law, I've seen her getting arrested for ROBBERY. I should never have confronted her, but instead, pretended to be her friend and wait for the opportunity for a coup de grace. I was sympathetic to her when she was extremely depressed before, the next time, I won't be.

>>11840313
>I just want to say I'm happy the customer is happy. There is no better feeling than making someone else smile.

Bless you. I used to work in a flower shop, and while the flowers are nice, I love how the people who come to flower shops are so happy too. Except the ones preparing for a funeral or a grave visit, but usually at that point there is some sense of peace.

>>11840348
The bag boys get tip when they help customers to their car right?

>>11836141
>>11836126
>>11836066
Pizza delivery union, when?

>>11836066
Hope you know you can never order a pizza from that place again.

>>11836066
>frogposter
>is a shit eating scourge to society
what a surprise

>>11836066
Juat because it's warm doesn't mean it was cooked. My pizzas would nearly always come with wings which mandated the broiler to begin with.

I actually envy Papa Johns (or was it dominos), they have a well done option

neet here
I always tip a minimum of 15%, and during bad weather I'll tip at least 20%, you're welcome wagebros

>>11836126
>Alaska
>this is a normal winter day
>pizza lad shoots pizzas from his car to not freeze himself or the pizza

For real though, this kind of weather northern US is having is normal for us.
>-50 with windchill!
We get that before the windchill.

>-30 degrees
>people complain it's cold
>some businesses don't want to open
>some schools close
>-40, weather emergency, everything closes
Are Zoomers just born with HIV? I'm walking around with my coat open. I'm not going to stay like that for an extended period of time but it's not the fucking apocalypse. You can walk from your car to the building fatass.

>>11838473
>>11838478
>virgin
hes impure too
yikes what a failure

>>11843250
you think a delivery boy is going to be something good?
you don't tip them for the 'za, you tip them to get them the fuck off your property

>>11842818
It's not da cold dat gets ya, it's the windchill don'tchaknow

>>11842818
yeah, it's usually fat people who complain about the cold and thin guys walking around in jorts during a squall.... *cringes*

>>11842524
No

>>11842696
No you don't the average coldest day in alaska is -11 F

>>11837842
>/ck/
>straight

>>11837842
what are you doing here then

>>11842696
-50 is the average winter temperature for the fucking south pole you lying piece of shit

>>11842570
This. Collectivize to end tipping and get paid a proper wage. "How much should I tip so I don't look like an asshole?" should never enter the customer's mind.

>>11843347
>>11844119
>average

Idiots.

>>11844685
Tipping never enters my mind already, like why would I give you extra? It's not like I'm fucking you

ragie wagies eternally BTFO yet again by based thread

As an ex delivery pizza man, I always remembered who the asshole neets were and would spit on their pizza every time. I would also anonymously call the cops on people I saw with illegal drugs that didn't tip a couple days after I delivered the pizza. Feels better then ever getting a tip.

>>11846028
nothing about this pathetic revenge fantasy is even believable...
well, except that you're a ragie wagie with a chip on his shoulder. tic toc

>>11846111
I wouldn't expect neets to believe anything about my story, since they can't even believe they are wasted bags of flesh. I hope you enjoy having the dna of other humans all over your food.

>>11836066
Absolutely based

>>11846028
>expecting to receive your tip a couple of days after you delivered the pizza

>>11846151
I don't believe because it's a fabrication. I do think you're mad and that you didn't get tipped by based boys, but I do not think someone who carts pies around has the guts to do anything about it either than ruminate.

>>11846163
It is so they don't know it is me that called the cops on them.

>>11846165
Jesus you must be pretty spineless then. I was in my teens when I did it, so there was no reason for me to care about what others thought of me. Now I don't need to deliver pies because I have an actual job now. If there is anyone in the world people imagine as spineless, it is the welfare babies. Why would the cops or my boss care about the food of a disgusting person, to them they deserved it and would not care if I did it or not, if anything they will hope I did.

>>11846203
>n-nyyuuhh I hid it so they wouldn't know it was me
>n-nnyyeeehh but I don't care if anyone knew what I d-did
you see how you can't keep the story straight? figure this bits out before pretending to be something you are not.
just a little tip for you ;)

>>11846213
>tip
/ck/ hates tips

>>11846213
Why would I want my victim to know I am doing it to them?
Letting 3rd parties know about what I am doing does not mean I also have to let the neet know. The whole point is to have the neet constantly eating my spit, and for myself and some others to get enjoyment out of what I am doing. If he did come to realize it that is when I would not care.

>>11840261
This

>>11840261
>celsius and kelvin
>because retards need to be told when they're dying

>>11836066
>order pizza hut
> cute girl at my door
>give her a $20 because I'm not a poorfag
> asks if she can use my bathroom
> sure.png
> comes out a few minutes later
> "hey I just want to thank you for the tip"
> I reply, oh its no problem, I like hard workers
> she says you're cute btw
> oh heh thanks
> I work my charm
> she sucks my dick right there in my living room
> she says I have a nice big tip and wants to come over again after work to give me another bj
Lmaoing at tiplets

>>11846028
Based

>>11846338
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500 dollars Alex.

>>11836126
Not just based, but also redpilled.

>>11846338
1) That was me.
2) I'm not a girl.

I'm gay btw, in case that matters...

>>11846028
Ex delivery driver here too, for every zoomer shit or incel who wouldn't tip, there were like 3 people in a good mood who would give me 5-6$ tips. If someone didn't tip I just shrugged but repeat offenders got their pizza last during multiple orders runs and get an hour later instead of 20 minutes.

DAE leave cute notes as a tip, like
>Where did you get that hhhhh_haircut?
>Haha are you part black you smell funny
>You are getting old toots
>Go vegan save the puppies

You know just a nice note to improve the spirits of the working class

>all the seething wagies itt.

My 9-5 job cut overtime, so I was thinking of taking a second job over the weekends. How is delivery driving? Any tips for the job?

>>11846425
It's the most based of McJobs. I would just drive around listening to music while enjoying a cigarette, money I made was way above minimum wage due to tips even after fuel expenses, better than flipping burgers. Half was young students like myself and half was boomers who just want to supplement their income. Fuck I can't drive right now but if I could work delivery again I'd do it in a heartbeat. But I live in Canada so it might be different in the States, also I was delivering in well off suburbs not nigger ghetto.

>>11846443
one of my co-workers kids does it. he says his kid makes well over 200 bucks in tips over the weekend.

>>11836066
based

>>11844119
>>11843347
You realize Alaska is huge right? Taking an average of the state is meaningless.

>>11846447
Yea I worked Fri/Sat/Sun closing and I made about that in tips. Had to pay for my own fuel so the net amount was less than that but it's still a good side gig.

>>11846481
Any advice on how to get people to tip you? Or do they basically decide when they order if they are gonna tip or not?

>>11846187
It's because you didn't listen enough in school and you didn't subsequently buy Grammarly as insurance against exposure in the adult world.

I'm sure you pretty good at other stuff, but maybe throttle back on cheeky replies in the written word until you're covered lad.

Karlie Kloss fucking loves Grammarly btw. Saw it on a YouTube ad on my Grandpas SmartTV.

>>11846496
I was always professional and greeted people politely and announced how much it was, when I got a tip I always made sure to thank the customer and wish them a nice day/evening. Of course people don't have to tip but being professional always helps, if they don't tip whatever just go to the next delivery and put put them lowest in run priority next time.

>>11846496
anon, have you never ordered food before...?

>>11846564
sometimes when people are super nice to me i tip more.

>>11846577
cuckold

>>11846593
I like making people smile. The only thing i'd tip a dickhead like you is a punch to the gobber.

>>11842505
What the fuck makes you think anyone wants to read your blog posts, anon?

>>11846599
you can make me smile by giving me money for nothing

>>11846611
only thing i'm giving you is a knuckle sandwich

I used to get the same boomer pizza guy all the time. He was the fucking man, got me my za in 20 mins or less even on the weekend dinner rush. Tipping well is worth it in certain circumstances imo

>>11840313
seething
and multiverse sized cope

>>11846849
Couldn't you just order earlier and save the cash for something worth while?

>>11836126
holy fuck NOW THIS is based

>>11846473
No, Alaska is only as big as my TV allows it to be.

>>11842524
The only person getting tips in the stores are the jesters.

>>11846355
I'll take never tipped before for $0 alex

My buddies brother was delivering a pizza in some heavy ass rain and his umbrella got stuck at a stop so he just ran up as fast as he could but still got soaked and dude didn't tip so he called out to the guy as he was closing the door and snatched the pizza back, said fuck you, threw it in dudes yard and drove off. He got fired ofc. That guys been at like 20 jobs in just a few years lol.

>>11848353
They still exist? I hate those things.

I remember when they still had VHS tape rentals in grocery stores as a child. Anyways, they had a fucking grocery jester set off a bunch of fireworks, pull down my pants, and ran through the cheese aisle before knocking over several sections of the VHS rentals and escaping releasing all his balloons. I cried for hours.